man dies after falling into pasta machine

[adamtrask]

Apparently the task was considered appropriate for a beginner.

[famnexdo]

[Chester Minute]

If you're working next to this do you his the emergency stop half way through or just have mercy and let it finish?

either way you're going to regret it

[worrywort]

in a better world the machine would have merely ripped his pants clean off and he'd still be standing there pantsless and embarrassed, but alive.

[joe bitch tv]

man



don't think the buzzfeed voting model really works for local news

[Amblin]

the news report for this story says the supervisor ran over and put the machine in reverse when they realized what had happened

so the chewed up teen just came out in front of everyone

[Robo-Chachi]

Such a twisted story. I hope the store rises to the occasion and gives some dough to her family in this time of knead. It's the yeast they could do.

(KUTV) A woman was killed this morning when she was pulled into an industrial mixer at a grocery store.

Sandy police said Carmen "Jackie" Lindhart was working at a bakery mixer at a Reams store in Sandy when something happened that pulled her into the mixer. A co-worker heard her screaming and ran to the machine and shut it off but the augers didn't immediately power down, as per routine operation.

Lindhart died on the scene from her injuries. The accident happened around 10 a.m.

According to Sandy police Sgt. Dean Carriger, it doesn't appear that there is any criminal element to the death but the investigation is ongoing by police and OSHA.

http://kutv.com/news/local/woman-killed ... rial-mixer

[Rainbow Battle Kid]

bread to thread

[badhat]

chachi apparently has a google alert for industrial kitchen death and dismemberment stories

[Amblin]

The guy that got cooked in the tuna ovens was covered in this thread right?

[naturemorte]

Such a twisted story. I hope the store rises to the occasion and gives some dough to her family in this time of knead. It's the yeast they could do.

(KUTV) A woman was killed this morning when she was pulled into an industrial mixer at a grocery store.

Sandy police said Carmen "Jackie" Lindhart was working at a bakery mixer at a Reams store in Sandy when something happened that pulled her into the mixer. A co-worker heard her screaming and ran to the machine and shut it off but the augers didn't immediately power down, as per routine operation.

Lindhart died on the scene from her injuries. The accident happened around 10 a.m.

According to Sandy police Sgt. Dean Carriger, it doesn't appear that there is any criminal element to the death but the investigation is ongoing by police and OSHA.

http://kutv.com/news/local/woman-killed ... rial-mixer

further proof of the board's rye sense of humor. why do i click on this thread when it gets bumped? i must be a gluten for punishment.

[REAL BASED SLOB]

The guy that got cooked in the tuna ovens was covered in this thread right?

being slow cooked at 270 sounded really rough. what would be the exact worst temperature to be cooked to death at though? 225?

[badhat]

i know there was a thread about it at the time bu just in case anybody forgot:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/a ... ssian-dead

[Robo-Chachi]

I have it bookmarked!

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=16633

[rentboy]

Do you think it's more appropriate to bring all-purpose or self-rising flowers to her grave?

[mustlovedongs]

bump

[hologram]

Man dies after falling into pasta machine?! he should have used his noodle!

[tarantula]

to avoid death i'd just move to right or left very quickly before falling into the pasta machine

[Cone]

Please don't bump this thread unless you have a new sick gruesome death article to link to

[hologram]

"did he say I'll lean in or Italian?"
"I hate my job"

[badhat]

http://www.denverpost.com/2016/06/09/gr ... llowstone/

Efforts to recover the body of Colin Nathaniel Scott, 23, of Portland, Oregon, were suspended on Wednesday after rangers determined there were no remains left in the hot spring.

[badhat]

After Scott’s sister reported the fall, rangers navigated over the highly-fragile crust of the geyser basin to try to recover his body. They halted the effort “due to the extreme nature and futility of it all,”

[gallits]

Clicking that link was literally sobering.

[gallits]

http://www.denverpost.com/2016/06/09/gruesome-hot-spring-death-highlights-problems-at-yellowstone/

Efforts to recover the body of Colin Nathaniel Scott, 23, of Portland, Oregon, were suspended on Wednesday after rangers determined there were no remains left in the hot spring.

"Yellowstone superintendent Dan Wank" ???

[wolfie]

Yeah I thought the same thing

[Cone]

Dan Wank wan dank

[Paul]

never going to the beach OR a pasta manufacturing plant again.

[worrywort]

it's hard facing the raviolages of time

[MrDecember]

http://www.denverpost.com/2016/06/09/gr ... llowstone/

Efforts to recover the body of Colin Nathaniel Scott, 23, of Portland, Oregon, were suspended on Wednesday after rangers determined there were no remains left in the hot spring.

a literal hot take

[MrDecember]

Woman dies in freak umbrella stabbing

A woman in Virginia is dead after being stabbed in the chest with an umbrella Wednesday.
Severe winds blew the anchored umbrella across the sand, stabbing Lottie Belk, 55, in the chest, according to a police investigation.

all i could think of after reading this was Penguin's umbrella in Batman Returns