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Postby adamtrask » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:05 pm

Apparently the task was considered appropriate for a beginner.
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Postby Denise » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:53 pm

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Postby worrywort » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:08 pm

in a better world the machine would have merely ripped his pants clean off and he'd still be standing there pantsless and embarrassed, but alive.
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Postby joe bitch tv » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:29 pm

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Postby Amblin » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:48 pm

the news report for this story says the supervisor ran over and put the machine in reverse when they realized what had happened

so the chewed up teen just came out in front of everyone
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:28 pm

Such a twisted story. I hope the store rises to the occasion and gives some dough to her family in this time of knead. It's the yeast they could do.

(KUTV) A woman was killed this morning when she was pulled into an industrial mixer at a grocery store.

Sandy police said Carmen "Jackie" Lindhart was working at a bakery mixer at a Reams store in Sandy when something happened that pulled her into the mixer. A co-worker heard her screaming and ran to the machine and shut it off but the augers didn't immediately power down, as per routine operation.

Lindhart died on the scene from her injuries. The accident happened around 10 a.m.

According to Sandy police Sgt. Dean Carriger, it doesn't appear that there is any criminal element to the death but the investigation is ongoing by police and OSHA.

http://kutv.com/news/local/woman-killed ... rial-mixer
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:28 pm

bread to thread
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Postby badhat » Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:37 pm

chachi apparently has a google alert for industrial kitchen death and dismemberment stories
admittedly the metal thread has recently taken a hit
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Postby Amblin » Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:44 pm

The guy that got cooked in the tuna ovens was covered in this thread right?
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Postby naturemorte » Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:58 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:Such a twisted story. I hope the store rises to the occasion and gives some dough to her family in this time of knead. It's the yeast they could do.

(KUTV) A woman was killed this morning when she was pulled into an industrial mixer at a grocery store.

Sandy police said Carmen "Jackie" Lindhart was working at a bakery mixer at a Reams store in Sandy when something happened that pulled her into the mixer. A co-worker heard her screaming and ran to the machine and shut it off but the augers didn't immediately power down, as per routine operation.

Lindhart died on the scene from her injuries. The accident happened around 10 a.m.

According to Sandy police Sgt. Dean Carriger, it doesn't appear that there is any criminal element to the death but the investigation is ongoing by police and OSHA.

http://kutv.com/news/local/woman-killed ... rial-mixer


further proof of the board's rye sense of humor. why do i click on this thread when it gets bumped? i must be a gluten for punishment.
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:06 pm

Amblin wrote:The guy that got cooked in the tuna ovens was covered in this thread right?

being slow cooked at 270 sounded really rough. what would be the exact worst temperature to be cooked to death at though? 225?
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Postby badhat » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:14 pm

i know there was a thread about it at the time bu just in case anybody forgot:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/a ... ssian-dead
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:50 pm

I have it bookmarked!

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Postby rentboy » Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:43 pm

Do you think it's more appropriate to bring all-purpose or self-rising flowers to her grave?
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Postby mustlovedongs » Sat May 28, 2016 10:08 am

bump
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Postby hologram » Sat May 28, 2016 10:10 am

Man dies after falling into pasta machine?! he should have used his noodle!
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Postby tarantula » Sat May 28, 2016 10:12 am

to avoid death i'd just move to right or left very quickly before falling into the pasta machine
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Postby Cone » Sat May 28, 2016 10:19 am

Please don't bump this thread unless you have a new sick gruesome death article to link to
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Postby hologram » Sat May 28, 2016 10:33 am

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Postby badhat » Thu Jun 09, 2016 4:44 pm

http://www.denverpost.com/2016/06/09/gr ... llowstone/

Efforts to recover the body of Colin Nathaniel Scott, 23, of Portland, Oregon, were suspended on Wednesday after rangers determined there were no remains left in the hot spring.
admittedly the metal thread has recently taken a hit
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Postby badhat » Thu Jun 09, 2016 4:45 pm

After Scott’s sister reported the fall, rangers navigated over the highly-fragile crust of the geyser basin to try to recover his body. They halted the effort “due to the extreme nature and futility of it all,”
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Postby gallits » Thu Jun 09, 2016 4:58 pm

Clicking that link was literally sobering.
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Postby gallits » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:01 pm

badhat wrote:http://www.denverpost.com/2016/06/09/gruesome-hot-spring-death-highlights-problems-at-yellowstone/

Efforts to recover the body of Colin Nathaniel Scott, 23, of Portland, Oregon, were suspended on Wednesday after rangers determined there were no remains left in the hot spring.

"Yellowstone superintendent Dan Wank" ???
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Postby wolfie » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:44 pm

Yeah I thought the same thing
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Dan Wank wan dank
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Postby Paul » Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:25 pm

never going to the beach OR a pasta manufacturing plant again.
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Postby worrywort » Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:30 pm

it's hard facing the raviolages of time
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Postby MrDecember » Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:08 pm

badhat wrote:http://www.denverpost.com/2016/06/09/gr ... llowstone/

Efforts to recover the body of Colin Nathaniel Scott, 23, of Portland, Oregon, were suspended on Wednesday after rangers determined there were no remains left in the hot spring.

a literal hot take
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Postby MrDecember » Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:12 pm

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:Woman dies in freak umbrella stabbing

A woman in Virginia is dead after being stabbed in the chest with an umbrella Wednesday.
Severe winds blew the anchored umbrella across the sand, stabbing Lottie Belk, 55, in the chest, according to a police investigation.

all i could think of after reading this was Penguin's umbrella in Batman Returns

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