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Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:03 pm

Tame Impala in Top 10 for indie stuff, maybe one of the Grimes albums
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Postby Grumby » Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:07 pm

it's gonna be a bad list. who cares
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Postby ripersnifle » Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:47 pm

i dunno why but i'd be surprised if TPAB places at #1.
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Postby Juno » Mon Sep 16, 2019 9:06 pm

Grumby wrote:it's gonna be a bad list. who cares


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Postby loaf angel » Mon Sep 16, 2019 9:14 pm

should be a moratorium on the "who cares about p4k lol" stuff in the pitchfork thread on the PFMS board
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Postby Buddy Glass » Mon Sep 16, 2019 9:22 pm

loaf angel wrote:should be a moratorium on the "who cares about p4k lol" stuff in the pitchfork thread on the PFMS board

It's stuff like that that makes the board "the board" though!
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Sep 16, 2019 9:26 pm

Buddy Glass wrote:
loaf angel wrote:should be a moratorium on the "who cares about p4k lol" stuff in the pitchfork thread on the PFMS board

It's stuff like that that makes the board "the board" though!


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Postby ripersnifle » Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:11 pm

the ~Kanye Question~ is obviously the most interesting re. this list:
in a pre-2018 timeline i would've called every record he's done this decade somewhere in the top ... 30 at least (maybe not like ... Cruel Summer but i mean like the solo discog and WTT).

i can still remember waking up and reading the MBDTF 10.0 lol, which will probably retain its stature in the list. i'm kind of more curious re. Yeezus and (especially) TLoP though. the latter in particular i feel could fall, given its closeness to his current headspace and the kind of "erratic" quality of it that, at the time, was feted for giving it its status as an infinitely changeable/never finished Work of Art whereas now i could see it being reappraised by people soured on Ye as slapdash/half-baked, etc.
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Postby ripersnifle » Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:15 pm

ripersnifle wrote:i dunno why but i'd be surprised if TPAB places at #1.
re. Kendrick: i'd be shocked if GKMC and DAMN. weren't both ahead of TPAB.
i actually think TPAB's standing has fallen after Kendrick made more accessible songs again and people liked it better.
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Postby ripersnifle » Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:16 pm

my other prognostication is ...
Washed Out - Within and Without at #187.
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Postby ripersnifle » Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:17 pm

actually the real ~Kanye Question~ will be where will Jesus Is King fall?!?!
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Postby Althea » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:05 pm

God imagine clicking through a 200 place pitchfork list (which I'll probably shamefully do). Jesse Jarnow's been writing for them though, as has the guy from Doomandgloomfromthetomb, so maybe they'll sneak like the Tahoe Tweezer or Circles Around the Sun onto the list.
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Postby buriedinspace » Tue Sep 17, 2019 11:49 am

My random ass guess:

1. Beyonce - Lemonade
2. Kendrick - choose one
3. Sufjan - Carrie & Lowell
4. Ocean - Channel Orange
5. FKA Twigs - LP1
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Postby high bias » Tue Sep 17, 2019 12:22 pm

channel orange ahead of blonde?
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Postby ripersnifle » Tue Sep 17, 2019 12:40 pm

Althea wrote:God imagine clicking through a 200 place pitchfork list (which I'll probably shamefully do). Jesse Jarnow's been writing for them though, as has the guy from Doomandgloomfromthetomb, so maybe they'll sneak like the Tahoe Tweezer or Circles Around the Sun onto the list.
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Postby buriedinspace » Tue Sep 17, 2019 1:52 pm

high bias wrote:channel orange ahead of blonde?


Not my ranking, just imagining them doing it that way.
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Postby odilon redon » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:22 pm

ripersnifle wrote:my other prognostication is ...
Washed Out - Within and Without at #187.


this would be chillwave erasure
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Postby Juno » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:31 pm

I don't think Carrie and Lowell will make top 20 even though it should. Teen Dream will be top 20. I hope there's room for both Lost in the Dream and A Deeper Understanding. Both top choices for me. Bing and Ruth Tomorrow was the Golden Age is a top 5 ambient album of this decade IMO, hope it makes the list. I don't know why I care.
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Postby blurst of times » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:41 pm

#1 will be gkmc
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Postby razzle » Tue Sep 24, 2019 3:16 pm

Cool article on snitching today
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Postby transitive » Tue Sep 24, 2019 3:33 pm

https://pitchfork.com/news/vote-for-the-best-of-the-2010s-in-the-pitchfork-readers-poll/

I guess here is mine.

1. Grouper: Ruins
2. Kanye West: Yeezus
3. Women: Public Strain
4. Earl Sweatshirt: I Don't Like Shit...
5. Kendrick Lamar: good kid, m A.A.d city
6. Chromatics: Kill For Love
7. Solange: When I Get Home
8. Carly Rae Jepsen: E-MO-TION
9. Times New Viking: Dancer Equired!
10. Viet Cong: Viet Cong
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Postby ripersnifle » Sat Sep 28, 2019 9:16 am


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Postby gambra » Thu Oct 03, 2019 10:52 am

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/gi ... e-talkies/

8.0 and no BNM, I know that's cusp but it sucks for it to be tranched.
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Postby Drinky » Thu Oct 03, 2019 1:59 pm

Nah it’ll show up under “8.0+ reviews”, and that’s pretty good. I haven’t listened to that album yet, but I wouldn’t expect higher than an 8 from Pitchfork in 2019 for a noise rock album no matter how good it is.

What sucks is that they gave a box set with all of Gong’s best albums a 7.7 and a fairly dismissive STE review.
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Postby endless dave » Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:56 pm

I know it's such a small thing, but there still not being just a clearly defined "at 8.0, it's BNM" delineation and it instead being this weird "it can be 8.0-8.4 but not BNM but sometimes it is but if it's over 8.5, it's definitely BNM" is just odd
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Postby odilon redon » Thu Oct 03, 2019 3:52 pm

it’s totally arbitrary and absurd but so is grading music on a 100 point scale really
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Postby loaf angel » Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:44 am

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Postby Ddiamondd » Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:52 am

lists out from tomorrow

Pimp #1, Blonde #2, Dark Fantasy #3, BEYONCÉ #4, Modern Vampires #5 is my best guess

DAMN. #21. A I A: Dream Loss / Alien Observer #99, Lulu at #199

Dancing On My Own song of the decade

iLoveMakonnen, Run The Jewels 2, any non-Suburbs Arcade Fire, Real Estate, Sun Kil Moon either near the very bottom of both lists or scrubbed from history entirely
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Postby Ddiamondd » Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:54 am

Yeezus out the top 20, causing a coalition of Kanye To The regulars, Needle Drop subscribers and Redditers to rise up and ransack Brookyln

Burn Your Fire For No Witness to 'do a Milk Eyed Mender' and be surprisingly high. like 22 or something

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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:52 am

loaf angel wrote:https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/john-mayer-room-for-squares/

can't believe pitchfork tranched John Mayer

This review says the album came out a week after 9/11, but Wikipedia states it came out in June of that year. Who to believe?
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