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Postby hbb » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:29 pm

This is probably mk. ∞, but it's kind of hard to search for. Anyway:

* Foil and plastic wrap containers have tabs on the ends that you can push in to keep the roll in place
* The alphabet song and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" have the same melody
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(edit: presumably)
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Postby Dear You » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:30 pm

ho bag brown wrote:* The alphabet song and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" have the same melody


mind blown.
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Postby donut » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:31 pm

I didn't realize either of those until this thread.
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Postby lights » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:32 pm

It was a joke on Frisky Dingo, but I had the same shocking realization that PC abbreviated personal computer. I mean push come to shove I could have figured it out, I had just never thought about it.
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Postby hbb » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:33 pm

Fed Ex arrow post in 3....2....
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Postby Marigold » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:35 pm

"Every kiss begins with Kay" is a pun.
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Postby WAC » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:35 pm

Marigold wrote:"Every kiss begins with Kay" is a pun.


fuck
He said ALOT of shit last night. And most of it WASN'T how he supported a fascist.
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Postby X Marks My Pot » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:36 pm

sex makes babies
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Postby la croix » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:36 pm

ho bag brown wrote:* Foil and plastic wrap containers have tabs on the ends that you can push in to keep the roll in place


In my experience these things never work right.
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Postby Dawn Running Bear » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:10 pm

bunch of physics stuff took a bit to click. bernoulli's in particular
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Postby oh antrobus » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:11 pm

antarctica = anti-arctic

it's the opposite of the arctic
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Postby JohnK » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:12 pm

ho bag brown wrote:Expos logo post in 3....2....
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Postby donut » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:13 pm

oh antrobus wrote:antarctica = anti-arctic

it's the opposite of the arctic

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Postby neurot » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:17 pm

JohnK wrote:
ho bag brown wrote:Brewers logo post in 3....2....
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Postby fuckles » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:18 pm

you guys are dumb huh

haha! joshin
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby donut » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:18 pm

What's the Brewers logo thing about?
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Postby futurist » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:19 pm

Dear You wrote:
ho bag brown wrote:* The alphabet song and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" have the same melody


mind blown.


and Bah Bah Black Sheep
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Postby Eugenics » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:19 pm

bed looks like a bed
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Postby bold man » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:20 pm

what is this fedex thing
in the international space station having a three-way with hillary clinton and sarah palin
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Postby neurot » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:21 pm

1979 wrote:What's the Brewers logo thing about?

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m+b
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Postby swag motherfucker » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:22 pm

cover of jesus lizards goat is a naked woman instead of fire.
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Postby blogger status » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:27 pm

mind still blown by belding
ROCK LIFE EVERY NIGHT
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Postby foxriver » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:28 pm

it's not "secret asian man,"
it's "secret agent man"
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Postby Johan POOPLER » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:31 pm

peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are 10x better if you use poptarts instead of bread. thats why they put 2 in each package.
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Postby Johan POOPLER » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:32 pm

those songs in brackets from reconstruction site by weakerthans are shakespearean sonnets
das ding wrote:
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i dunno. it's a very sad aspect of our nature, but also one of the foundations of love

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Postby bunny slopes » Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:06 pm

what's the difference between a clever midget and venereal disease?

one's a cunning runt
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Postby Jeremy » Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:24 pm

Eugenics wrote:bed looks like a bed


Sometimes I'm in the street and think of this and have to stop walking.
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Postby SynthesizerPatel » Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:32 pm

ho bag brown wrote:* The alphabet song and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" have the same melody

:o
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Postby hbb » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:19 pm

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I somehow just noticed the bear for the first time
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:22 pm

just realized its intents and purposes not intensive purposes
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