Obvious things that recently Don Don'd you

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
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Postby Spooky Jim » Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:52 pm

Okay, a few things.

In cultures where they say things that suck are actually good luck, i.e. stepping in dog shit, getting shit on by a bird, having twins, etc. etc. they aren't actually good luck. People just say this so people don't feel so bad about terrible things happening to them.

Also, you know how some people punish their animals that go to the bathroom in the house by pushing the animal's face in the mess so that they don't want to do it again; the internet is like that in regards to human culture and it may be the thing that eventually gets us out of post-modernism because we will be so sick of sticking our faces in our own piles of shit.

And continuing from that one/post-modernism; when H.P. Lovecraft is talking about the insane geometry and architecture of the old ones and stuff; he's just talking about the architecture of the cheese cake factory.
Combarieu declares that the songs of birds are not "musical" either, because they are "very difficult to take down in notation." See his Music-Its Laws and Evolution, 155. Will some divine power please create a "Musical" bird to sing the Air for G String in exact Equal Temperament for M. Combarieu?
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Postby dvr » Sat Oct 26, 2019 9:02 pm

los angeles (angels)

the baseball team
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Postby Smerdyakov » Sat Oct 26, 2019 9:04 pm

RIXX wrote:
RIXX wrote:I never connected the verb 'to toil' and 'toilet' before, but it makes sense


Also.....I Was today Year Old when I realized drawers are common slang for men’s underwear because they are most often found in an underwear drawer :shock: :shock: :o


Yes, the drawer underneath the oven.
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Postby it's the suspense that gets me » Sun Oct 27, 2019 7:15 am

rereading over the ray s****d shit again and realizing he's from a 90k median income chicago suburb and went to loyola feels cosmically correct. he could have never come from anywhere else.
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Postby Autarch » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:56 am

Marza wrote:Uncle Sam = U.S.


Oh wow
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Postby gauchebag » Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:18 am

Autarch wrote:
Marza wrote:Uncle Sam = U.S.


Oh wow


yea this is what i'm talking about this is a massive don
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Postby Spooky Jim » Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:32 am

Just wait till you find out what U.S.A. stands for
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Postby Spooky Jim » Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:32 am

Uncle Samś Army
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Postby Kenny » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:55 pm

The first Luigi's Mansion is a Resident Evil parody
Image [PEACE] [LOVE] [UNITY] [RESPECT] ImageImage

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Postby That Demon Life » Mon Oct 28, 2019 5:13 pm

gauchebag wrote:
Autarch wrote:
Marza wrote:Uncle Sam = U.S.


Oh wow


yea this is what i'm talking about this is a massive don


Lol wow. I never thought of that.
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Postby Barthes Starr » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:36 pm

dvr wrote:los angeles (angels)

the baseball team


yeah but check this out:

The Los Angeles Angels = The The Angels Angels
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Postby Link » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:43 pm

the Goodwill logo is not a face but a lowercase g

I've come across several "these hidden messages in corporate logos will blow your mind!" listicles but never seen this one included in 'em
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Postby hbb » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:02 pm

What if it’s both?
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Postby Celiac » Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:22 pm

Karaoke is a Japanese word... so ubiquitous I had forgotten that it is actually a pretty weird word if you are thinking of it as English
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Postby brittle » Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:31 pm

The Great British Mistake and Great British Baking Show are lazy puns on Great Brittan.

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Postby theta » Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:33 pm

buzzfeed quizzes are market research
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Postby inmate » Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:44 pm

did not realize e.b. white was a dude until hearing conan talk about him on his podcast. i always pictured an old lady when i heard that name
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Postby Autarch » Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:56 pm

theta wrote:buzzfeed quizzes are market research


holy shit
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Postby winjer » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:14 pm

inmate wrote:did not realize e.b. white was a dude until hearing conan talk about him on his podcast. i always pictured an old lady when i heard that name

shit
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Postby brittle » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:35 pm

inmate wrote:did not realize e.b. white was a dude until hearing conan talk about him on his podcast. i always pictured an old lady when i heard that name

My Don was from the same episode
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Postby Spooky Jim » Thu Oct 31, 2019 4:48 pm

Halloween don; witches hat look like pilgrims hat because of the Salem witch associations.
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Postby Coca Cola » Thu Oct 31, 2019 6:45 pm

That seems like a false don maybe? Pilgrim hats aren’t even pointy are they?
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Postby badhat » Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:07 am

its worse than that

One theory is that the image arose out of anti-Semitism: in 1215, the Fourth Council of the Lateran issued an edict that all Jews must wear identifying headgear, a pointed cap known as a Judenhat. Potentially, this style of hat then became associated with black magic, Satan-worship and other acts of which the Jews were accused.[1]
There’s no path to a satisfying conclusion at this point.
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Postby John Dark » Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:34 am

Film don. The ceramic kangaroo that Bruce Willis' watch is on in the movie Pulp Fiction is a boxing kangaroo because his character is a boxer.
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Postby Viz » Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:59 pm

It's easy to remember which way the greater than or less than sign points cause its a mouth going towards the bigger number.
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:01 pm

you labor in a laboratory

(thanks monster mash)
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Postby sniplets » Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:06 pm

Viz wrote:It's easy to remember which way the greater than or less than sign points cause its a mouth going towards the bigger number.


That's how they taught us in grade school, the crocodile eats the largest of the two.
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Postby shacky » Fri Nov 01, 2019 4:20 pm

Rainbow Battle Kid wrote:you labor in a laboratory

(thanks monster mash)


shouldn't there be a British word spelled labouratory in that case
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Postby Lil Gugger » Fri Nov 01, 2019 6:33 pm

Ides of Smarch wrote:Shears (the tool) are named for the type of stress (shear stress) they impose on whatever is being cut. Cool

Are you sure it's not the opposite?
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Postby quinine » Fri Nov 01, 2019 6:46 pm

brittle wrote:The Great British Mistake and Great British Baking Show are lazy puns on Great Brittan.

I know.... I know :|


um aren't these just straightforward descriptions of the thing in question
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