Obvious things that recently Don Don'd you

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
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Postby gauchebag » Tue Oct 01, 2019 12:07 pm

i went to a seafood taco place in queens and they have flautas de cazon, or dogfish which is a shark. but i had it in my head it was a fish masquerading as a shark

then someone pointed out to me that dogfish head beer has a shark on the bottle cap or the logo or whatever and it all came together.
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Postby drum machine » Tue Oct 01, 2019 12:48 pm

i never knew Richard linklater directed school of rock wtf
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Postby virile » Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:41 pm

yungboi wrote:Even the mourning doves are cute... And the way the pigions growl at eachlother when mating? It's cute, even if it's kinda gross.


mourning doves..
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Postby bruceagain » Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:52 pm

this was almost a year ago but
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cartage not cortage
i'm real dumb
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Postby buriedinspace » Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:52 pm

drum machine wrote:i never knew Richard linklater directed school of rock wtf


I feel like I thought he directed a few more crowd pleasers of the sort between the Before films and before Boyhood but seemingly it's just that and Bad News Bears, so I guess that might be a Don Don't?
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Postby Spooky Jim » Thu Oct 03, 2019 9:07 pm

champions are the ones left standing on the battlefield (champ).
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Postby the scofflaw » Thu Oct 03, 2019 9:42 pm

I'm sure it's been posted but me and my partner were joking around because for whatever reason I referred to her chest as some "nice guns" in the moment (she was not amused) but later we made the connection that referring to muscled arms as guns comes from the term "firearms"
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Postby brittle » Fri Oct 04, 2019 6:41 pm

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not obvious, but i just discovered Jim Carroll died of hepatitis in upper manhattan :shock:
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Postby That Demon Life » Fri Oct 04, 2019 9:53 pm

What is the don?
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Postby joe » Fri Oct 04, 2019 9:56 pm

Brittle assumed he died of heart disease in lower manhattan
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Postby brittle » Fri Oct 04, 2019 10:04 pm

That Demon Life wrote:What is the don?

G-berg and Georgie let their gimmicks go rotten
So they died of hepatitis in upper Manhattan
Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head
Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed
They were two more friends of mine
Two more friends that died
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Postby rap and country » Fri Oct 04, 2019 10:08 pm

i'd always thought jim carroll died of cmrtage
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Postby hadlex » Sat Oct 05, 2019 9:48 pm

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heh heh. get it?
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Postby Autarch » Sat Oct 05, 2019 9:54 pm

god damn i've spent my life surrounded by old britannicas and i never noticed that
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Postby winjer » Sat Oct 05, 2019 10:17 pm

this is niche, but in vancouver we have an Adanac street & an Adanac park & i just realized Adanac = Canada backwards
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Postby Grey Poupon » Sat Oct 05, 2019 10:25 pm

also if you ever find a character in a book called Alucard, well, keep an eye on him
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Postby Spooky Jim » Sat Oct 05, 2019 10:34 pm

Ne’erdowell. Never do well.
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Postby hbb » Sat Oct 05, 2019 10:35 pm

Nerd? O well!
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Postby dvr » Sat Oct 05, 2019 11:28 pm

joe wrote:Brittle assumed he died of heart disease in lower manhattan


Lol
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Postby wintergreen » Sun Oct 06, 2019 12:19 am

i went to a textile museum earlier. there were a lot of needlework samplers on display, and i thought, ah, that's why the covers of whitman's samplers look like that.

needlework sampler:

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whitman's sampler:

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what a pun.
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Postby hbb » Sun Oct 06, 2019 7:27 pm

“available” = avail-able
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Postby guy forget » Sun Oct 06, 2019 7:51 pm

that whitman's sampler one is a good'n
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Postby wakeman » Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:35 pm

Loomis from Halloween also played the first appearance of Blofeld aka the visual inspiration for Dr Evil
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Postby wintergreen » Mon Oct 07, 2019 3:56 pm

from this ad from 1918, it looks like whitman's has been using the sampler pun since the sampler was first introduced in 1912:

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Postby Lil Gugger » Mon Oct 07, 2019 6:18 pm

Back then literally anybody would have understood the reference. I don't understand why they continue with it. Call it a vision board now, or something, anything, that bougie educated white ladies can still relate to, ya know?
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Postby la croix » Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:00 pm

hbb wrote:“available” = avail-able


hmm, had this today: vintage = vint - age

like wine grapes
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Postby hbb » Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:08 pm

That’s pretty cool
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Postby lefthandshake » Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:56 pm

bougie educated white ladies still know what samplers are. etsy is lousy with them.

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Postby shacky » Wed Oct 09, 2019 5:11 pm

the actress in Paris Texas is the daughter of klaus kinski wtf
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Postby pana » Wed Oct 09, 2019 5:13 pm

shacky wrote:the actress in Paris Texas is the daughter of klaus kinski wtf

Ooooof
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