Obvious things that recently Don Don'd you

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby mactheo » Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:21 am

it is easy to have dons when you don't think about things that much
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Postby joe » Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:26 am

quinine wrote:I think it's just a description of the thing the words mean not a play on something entirely unrelated


they rhyme though and the walk of fame is this famous thing. irz_shrug
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Postby joe » Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:01 am

smog is a portmanteau of smoke and fog
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Postby joe » Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:06 am

here are some others i just discovered:

electrocute = electric + execute
spam = spiced + ham
snark = snide + remark
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Postby port » Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:50 am

joe wrote:
quinine wrote:I think it's just a description of the thing the words mean not a play on something entirely unrelated


they rhyme though and the walk of fame is this famous thing. irz_shrug


I feel like this one is both.
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Postby werd » Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:06 am

mickdagger wrote:Kobe.
Like “Colby”


no he was literally named after the steak
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Postby Ted Pikul » Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:00 pm

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"I bought a new garden hose mk 2"
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Postby mactheo » Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:23 pm

damn
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Postby mactheo » Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:24 pm

this is a really bad one because i've chanted it but "no justice no peace" means "there will be no peace without justice," not "the police provide neither justice nor peace"
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Postby mactheo » Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:44 pm

someone else post something i'm embarrassed
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Postby wintergreen » Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:49 pm

i'm reeling:

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Postby broodstar » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:28 pm

let's all agree to stop using 'pas' then
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Postby The Fool on the Hill » Sun Jan 24, 2021 7:00 am

mactheo wrote:this is a really bad one because i've chanted it but "no justice no peace" means "there will be no peace without justice," not "the police provide neither justice nor peace"


when I was young I thought "no woman no cry" meant that without women there would be no reason to cry.
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Postby That Demon Life » Sun Jan 24, 2021 7:15 am

The Fool on the Hill wrote:
mactheo wrote:this is a really bad one because i've chanted it but "no justice no peace" means "there will be no peace without justice," not "the police provide neither justice nor peace"


when I was young I thought "no woman no cry" meant that without women there would be no reason to cry.


It's funny because there is a line in The Office where a dumb character thinks the meaning is the correct one because the writers obviously also thought the real meaning was this.
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Postby extendedphenotype » Sun Jan 24, 2021 7:19 am

wait what's the real meaning of no woman no cry?
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Postby That Demon Life » Sun Jan 24, 2021 7:23 am

extendedphenotype wrote:wait what's the real meaning of no woman no cry?


It's telling a woman not to cry.
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Postby hbb » Sun Jan 24, 2021 7:34 am

The Fool on the Hill wrote:
mactheo wrote:this is a really bad one because i've chanted it but "no justice no peace" means "there will be no peace without justice," not "the police provide neither justice nor peace"


when I was young I thought "no woman no cry" meant that without women there would be no reason to cry.


Me too
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Postby That Demon Life » Sun Jan 24, 2021 7:38 am

I thought the wrong way too until a few years ago, fwiw. Also my mom's terrible mother passed away when I was pretty young and I got in trouble for singing "no grandma, she die" with my sister.
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Postby Milk » Sun Jan 24, 2021 8:06 am

The Fool on the Hill wrote:
mactheo wrote:this is a really bad one because i've chanted it but "no justice no peace" means "there will be no peace without justice," not "the police provide neither justice nor peace"


when I was young I thought "no woman no cry" meant that without women there would be no reason to cry.

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......it doesn't?
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Postby Milk » Sun Jan 24, 2021 8:07 am

I mean like...i mean i THINK it means that if you don't have a "woman", as in a gf, partner, wife, then you will not be crying. OF course i have never read the lyrics of this song.

But i guess you mean that without the existence of women.
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Postby Sports Fan of the Year » Sun Jan 24, 2021 8:29 am

The Fool on the Hill wrote:
mactheo wrote:this is a really bad one because i've chanted it but "no justice no peace" means "there will be no peace without justice," not "the police provide neither justice nor peace"


when I was young I thought "no woman no cry" meant that without women there would be no reason to cry.



...it doesn't mean that? Wait holy shit this is an in-post don-don 'no (person I am speaking to who is a woman), please don't cry' :shock:
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Postby Althea » Sun Jan 24, 2021 8:46 am

That Demon Life wrote:I thought the wrong way too until a few years ago, fwiw. Also my mom's terrible mother passed away when I was pretty young and I got in trouble for singing "no grandma, she die" with my sister.


Ahahaha this is hilarious kid behaviour
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Postby Sports Fan of the Year » Sun Jan 24, 2021 8:49 am

Bowling for Soup/Bowl of Soup
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Postby wakeman » Sun Jan 24, 2021 9:50 am

Less a dondon, more of a remembered fact, but Arrested Development is about a developer who gets arrested.

Wonder if they chose the family business based on the title or vice-versa
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Postby Kuma » Sun Jan 24, 2021 11:23 am

No, woman, no cry
No, woman, no cry
'Ere, little darlin', don't shed no tears
No, woman, no cry

I always thought it was “if you don’t have a woman then you’ll have no reason to cry” but the lyrics pretty clearly suggest the alternate reading.
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Postby Kenny » Sun Jan 24, 2021 11:28 am

It's 100% him asking a woman not to try/trying to cheer her up
[PEACE] [LOVE] [UNITY] [RESPECT]

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Postby farmer » Sun Jan 24, 2021 12:01 pm

wakeman wrote:Less a dondon, more of a remembered fact, but Arrested Development is about a developer who gets arrested.

Wonder if they chose the family business based on the title or vice-versa


also arresting the developer arrests the development
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Postby kid8 » Sun Jan 24, 2021 12:43 pm

gold and glass wrote:I just asked my sister if she ever noticed that the word bed is shaped like a bed and she said "duh dylan most babies notice that" :?

Lolol, that was a sick burn.
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Postby grammatron » Sun Jan 24, 2021 1:26 pm

No justice no peace is meant to have multiple interpretations.

Providing justice inherently provides peace.
If we don’t get justice, we will be violent.
You are giving neither justice nor peace.
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