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by REAL BASED SLOB » Wed Dec 11, 2019 1:11 pm
I'd love a new Marc and Tom show
When John Walsh refers to criminals as cowards and creeps I just get more jacked
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by landspeedrecord » Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:35 pm
if you missed any previous topic from 2019, tonite’s yr chance!!
rather be an idiot than a sheeple
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by Kevin McCallister » Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:49 pm
Ah man I have a bad theatre experience I'm dying to share but I'm not currently listening nor am I drinking enough tonight to call in.
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by defective » Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:03 pm
tom's instagram is bumming me out lately. hope he's alright.
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by villalobos » Wed Dec 18, 2019 6:59 pm
yikes
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by villalobos » Fri Dec 27, 2019 4:16 pm
I'm looking forward to the inevitable Uncut Gems discourse
it was like a movie made specifically for Tom. Sandler doing his best acting since Punch Drunk? Check. Basketball and Kevin Garnett being central to the whole thing? Check. Mike Francesa? Check.
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by rushedbehind » Fri Dec 27, 2019 4:43 pm
I think Tom went off about Uncut Gems a couple months ago. At least he did on IG. But I think I remember him raving during a show intro fairly recently.
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by Feech La Manna » Fri Dec 27, 2019 5:07 pm
He did but he's definitely gonna talk about it again now that he can talk about the content
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by Feech La Manna » Fri Dec 27, 2019 5:12 pm
Looking forward to Tom asking Mike if he's gotten a bootleg copy from his guy yet and roasting him after he says he didn't care for it much
badhat wrote: bike solve all problems
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by granger » Tue Dec 31, 2019 10:12 am
anyone have a link to the clip of spike reading his book to tom? i can't seem to find it on youtube.
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by kirito » Tue Dec 31, 2019 10:23 am
every time tom picks up the line and it's a child calling i just skip past the call now
They say more money more problems. Bring on the problems. Bring on the problems. Bring on the muhfuckin problems.
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by jack » Tue Dec 31, 2019 10:29 am
granger wrote: anyone have a link to the clip of spike reading his book to tom? i can't seem to find it on youtube.
VIDEO
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by Feech La Manna » Fri Jan 03, 2020 6:22 pm
badhat wrote: bike solve all problems
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by landspeedrecord » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:35 pm
that ruled
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by villalobos » Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:04 pm
RANDOM TOWNIE (screaming) Hey Rob! YOU CAN DO EET! Rob Schneider waves, happy to have been recognized. CHRIS ROCK That’s gonna be the last thing you hear as you die, Rob.
ADAM SANDLER Yeah, Rock. You can still be the best. In fact, you might say that “You can do eet!” ROB SCHNEIDER Ha ha ha ha! CHRIS ROCK Okay, Rob. You can stop laughing now. Adam heard you.
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by NegativeCapability » Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:31 pm
Just read the whole thing. Love it.
Stabbing me 11 times only pissed me off.
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by table for one » Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:34 pm
A GIANT RV pulls up, honking a couple times. ADAM SANDLER (CONT'D) And our chariot awaits. The door opens with a hydraulic hiss. NICK SWARDSON steps out. Rob Schneider audibly groans. NICK SWARDSON (robot voice) What’s - up - bitches? Toggle Spoiler
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by Dead_Wizard » Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:44 pm
DAVID SPADE What the hell...? Then suddenly ROB’S HEAD GETS LOPPED OFF ITS SHOULDERS and ROLLS ACROSS THE LAWN. It lands directly in front of the guys! His body falls to the ground. Standing behind him is the Masked Man wearing the tragedy mask. He holds a BLOODY MACHETE in his hand. He slowly ROTATES the mask around on his head. It changes from the “tragedy” mask to the “comedy” mask. Smiling mockingly at the group. ADAM SANDLER HOLY SHIT THIS PSYCHO JUST KILLED ROB SCHNEIDER! CHRIS ROCK RUUUUUUUUN! Toggle Spoiler
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by kirito » Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:22 pm
who was behind the mask though???
They say more money more problems. Bring on the problems. Bring on the problems. Bring on the muhfuckin problems.
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by NegativeCapability » Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:05 pm
kirito wrote: who was behind the mask though???
AP Mike Toggle Spoiler
Stabbing me 11 times only pissed me off.
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by jewels » Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:21 am
Only just begun but this script is incredible.
gold and glass wrote: When you get to heaven, do you get to see a list of which gimmicks belonged to who?
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by bachwards » Thu Jan 09, 2020 12:41 pm
"Coin-operated weasel fart" killed me on Tuesday's show.
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by vault » Thu Jan 09, 2020 1:12 pm
never heard of "grownups" am I gonna get it?
also I was wursters "new worst friend" on instagram a while back
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by NegativeCapability » Thu Jan 09, 2020 1:56 pm
You don't need to know anything about the grown ups movies to enjoy this. I didn't even know those movies existed lol.
Stabbing me 11 times only pissed me off.
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by villalobos » Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:53 pm
all you need to know about Grown Ups is Adam Sandler made some bad comedies with his washed up comedian friends
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