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Postby 31GeeWhizz » Sat Sep 18, 2021 3:07 pm

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Did three episodes with the folks tonight. Hardest they laughed at anything was
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Good Lord, gigantism!


Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw!

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Postby Shotfrog » Sat Sep 18, 2021 3:35 pm

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Postby joe » Sat Sep 18, 2021 4:05 pm

what are all the classic bart's dark loser fantasies about his own future?

- dangerous food additives (above)
- (bang bang bart is actually marge)
- 500 on red! The winner is black. "Cool"
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Postby 31GeeWhizz » Sat Sep 18, 2021 4:12 pm

Hey you, let's fight

Them's fightin' words
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Postby 31GeeWhizz » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:29 pm

joe wrote:what are all the classic bart's dark loser fantasies about his own future?

- dangerous food additives (above)
- (bang bang bart is actually marge)
- 500 on red! The winner is black. "Cool"
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i just saw the bang bang bart one from marge at parent/teacher night

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Postby tgk » Mon Sep 20, 2021 6:59 pm

There's many reasons I think bart gets an elephant is the funniest episode but the fact that in 25+ years of political satire still nothing has topped this is a definite point in its favor


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Postby Kevin McCallister » Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:37 pm

That's an all-time favourite Simpsons joke of mine.
Laserblast may have to do a 50 Simpsons joke poll too.
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Postby joe » Thu Sep 23, 2021 1:10 am

50 simpsons jokes though i'm not sure what's short enough to count as a joke

"Yes"
What up marge
handsome pete
Probably misses his old glasses
They're always eating candy in Shelbyville, they love its sweet taste


shelbyville manhattan
PITT THE ELDER
it's a pornography store
only who can prevent forest fires?
Homer's specious reasoning


Vera said that?
Malibu Stacy's Drunk Face
Bart and Lisa's bird sanctuary reaction
Sticking together is what good waffles do
We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks

He made light of my weight problem and suggested my motto should be semper fudge
The toaster on Homer's hand again
joey jo jo shabadoo junior
since the begging of time man has yearned to destroy the sun
The moon hit his eye like a big pizza pie, we wrote a song about it, but it ended up infringing on one he recorded years before.

The toppings contain potassium benzoate
Not a club, it's a baton/we club people with it
washing my fat guy hat
They say he carved it from a bigger spoon
Batman's a scientist

My boy's a box damn you, a box!
dr hibbert in the picture frame
Hired goons
Nerds chasing the football players/Nerds pummeled in melee
Prez says school is for losers sequence

It was a baby ox
that's a paddling
the finger thing means the taxes
*mr black voice* i am mr black
why would they come to our concert just to boo us?

that's it, i'm going to clown college!
car hole
edward the penitent
is there a labor crisis? depends on what you mean by crisis.
you need a heart to live


lenny's terrifying thumbs up
radioactive man stupid / funny i shouldn't have been able to hear that
in a pow camp forced to subsist on a thin stew of prawns coconut milk and three kinds of rice
the story of how two brother's parlayed a small business loan into a thriving paper goods concern is a long and interesting one. and here it is
come on in, it's your master bedroom

kill wealthy dowager
Billy and the cloneasaurus
danger liker
where'd you get those cloaks?
lee majors
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:20 am

keep laughing to msyelf thinking of bart imagining losing all his money in one bet and going "cool" lol
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:23 am

joe wrote:is there a labor crisis? depends on what you mean by crisis.


i think of this bit anytime the Chapo guys do a "serious interview" w someone

one of the reccent ones had almost this exact exchange too lol


couldn't even begin to try to come up with a top 50. maybe if i just start a new watchthrough i can compile as i go

"oh i'm not a doctor"

these kinda slipped by me but my friend is inanely a fan of that early camping ep and these newspaper bits especially:
"bigfoot's wife pleads: call him homer!" / "pork chops a'plenty!"
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:27 am

i think surly's "shut up" might be my favorite

that sugar thief's "and i'd do it again"
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Postby guy forget » Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:36 am

You forgot one joke joe

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YES JACK, YES!!!!!!!
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Postby guy forget » Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:37 am

Rainbow Battle Kid wrote:i think surly's "shut up" might be my favorite

that sugar thief's "and i'd do it again"


Goodbye.
YES JACK, YES!!!!!!!
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Postby guy forget » Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:37 am

Man is there any activity more wholesome than just saying simpsons quotes at one another
YES JACK, YES!!!!!!!
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Postby Althea » Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:48 am

At least 40% of the words I spoke out loud in 1995 were Simpsons quotes
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Postby Althea » Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:50 am

The school bus especially was like that society in Star Trek that only communicates through references to previous events
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Postby k3_and the sunshine band » Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:01 am

Althea wrote:At least 40% of the words I spoke out loud in 2020 were Simpsons quotes
they/he
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Postby Percy Dovetonsils » Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:16 am

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Postby Shotfrog » Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:20 am

Everyone deserves at least one friendship that is 80% based on repeating Simpsons quotes to each other.
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Postby Althea » Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:35 am

Shotfrog wrote:Everyone deserves at least one friendship that is 80% based on repeating Simpsons quotes to each other.


Yeah seriously. I had one friend back then that was like 80% Simpsons quotes, 10% punk bands we were seeing, and 10% bad horror movies. (and 20% my unspoken barely understood crush on him lol). Aside from this thread I have one IRL friend now where our text thread is mostly Simpsons with the occasional 9/11 joke (different guy, cute butt but no crush).
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Postby Shotfrog » Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:37 am

It's like you could communicate more than just what the words were, y'know
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Postby BlackSugar » Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:37 am

clearing out my mind and typing the lines that come to me

ow my boating arm!
irons helps us play
I wash myself with a rag on a stick
why do people run away from me [wets self]
you'll have to quit smoking/I'll chew
homie normally I'm up for a triple x throwdown but...
mr simpson please do not offer my god a peanut
damn boxes
I come like a thousand doves
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Postby Althea » Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:58 am

The first 50 that come to mind in the order they come to me, trying not to look at anyone else's list first. Went through after and starred my favourites.

This is what it feels like when doves cry
***Everything's coming up Milhouse
Bart you got the DUD! Hey he looks just like you Poindexter
Only Mountain Dew or Crabjuice. Ewwww I'll take the Crabjuice
***Do you wanna change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!

Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except of course the weasel.
Homer's constantly changing life's dream
Hey Ma! Get off the dang roof!
My son is also named Bort

It's just a little airborne, it's still good!
Play enjoyed by all
Stupid sexy Flanders
Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the sheaves
Can't go home, clown will eat me

Aww he thinks he's people
We beat cancer
It's my job to be repetitive
Glug glug, vroom vroom, thump thump
Hey hey it's Slideshow Mel!

Oh no, it is encrusted with filth
Let's go crazy Broadway style!
He's back, in Pog form
The hammock district
The Denver Broncos

Bang bang Bart
***I said flag off!
Milpool
***See you in the car! Milhouse
The PTA has disbanded!

***What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.
Dr Marvin Monroe's electroshock family therapy
Some elephants are just jerks. Stop that Mr Simpson
Those CLOWNS in Congress have done it again
Don't blame me I voted for Kodos

This lesbian bar doesn't have any fire exits! Enjoy your deathtrap ladies.
Put it in H!
***The Mr Plow rap
It's pronounced LEARNed, Pepe
Number nine (burp) number nine (burp)

***A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat. (Moe produces one instantly)
I am so Crunchy the Clown (burp)
Are you being sarcastic? I don't even know anymore
Homer Simpson, smiling politely
In Rod we trust

I know I shouldn't eat thee/Mmmm sacrilicious
Somebody set this switch to EVIL
***(From under carpet roiling with garbage) hey watch it!
The frogurt is also cursed
R D R R
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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Sep 23, 2021 9:09 am

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"I bought a new garden hose mk 2"
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The bart, the
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lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids, and she looks like blossom
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