HPN Movie Series: INSPECTOR GADGET, Sun 3/24 @ 22 E

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Postby Ampersand » Sun Apr 04, 2021 8:47 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL

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Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Apr 04, 2021 11:09 pm

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[22:13] <@Amp> 3
[22:13] == lavhandshark has changed nick to lhs
[22:13] <@Amp> 2
[22:13] <@Amp> 1
[22:13] <aushark> yeah cho p chop
[22:13] <besoin> aw
[22:13] <sharkayke> just look at him go
[22:13] <aushark> is this the same studio that did...lion of judah or whatever?
[22:13] <lhs> worrisome when the most detailed part is the feet imo
[22:14] <dan2> the first short made entirely in Runescape
[22:14] <besoin> will i escape this short without motion sickness
[22:14] <aushark> lol lhs
[22:14] <besoin> the yorkshire terriers of judea
[22:14] <aushark> the kids face is evil
[22:14] <sharkayke> I don't know about dog history, but did dogs like that exist back then?
[22:14] <sharkayke> wink
[22:15] <aushark> so is the wizzards
[22:15] <dan2> ;)
[22:15] <Trebbers> The look of this is weird even by shit cgi standards
[22:15] <dan2> so this kid is Jesus?
[22:15] <aushark> oh wow antisemitic already
[22:15] <besoin> the dog is begging for some myrrh
[22:15] <dan2> looks like young Zach Braff
[22:16] <Trebbers> that voice
[22:16] <aushark> i love how the wizard was just walking around wearing tefillin
[22:16] <Trebbers> sounds like a doctor is needed
[22:16] <sharkayke> don't you know what's going down?
[22:16] <aushark> this guy has 80 teeth
[22:16] <Trebbers> Bread Man
[22:16] <dan2> the kid has some real attitude
[22:16] <Trebbers> Bread Man doesn't want to make it with you
[22:16] <Bob511> The mocap company has two credits:
[22:17] <Bob511> This, and Grand Theft Auto III.
[22:17] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:17] <besoin> this baker isn't playing around
[22:17] <Trebbers> This is their Spirits Within
[22:17] <aushark> lol
[22:17] <dan2> Breadman Hangin'
[22:17] <sharkayke> jesus, famous for his bread
[22:17] <aushark> "the breadman's hanging" is a phish song
[22:18] <aushark> i love how this kid had a shihtzu in ancient jerusalem
[22:18] <Trebbers> Don't like this whiny bitch
[22:18] <sharkayke> is that a mango?
[22:18] <besoin> why does a baker have a butcher's knife
[22:18] <aushark> *baker slices open an avocado*
[22:18] <besoin> really braffing it
[22:18] <lhs> broke all the butts
[22:19] <aushark> ok that last pot just cracked in his hand
[22:19] <dan2> RIFF RAFF, STREET RAT
[22:19] <sharkayke> *knocks over the crosses*
[22:19] <aushark> this is like that game where you have to make the little stick figure run without falling over
[22:19] <dan2> lol
[22:19] <Trebbers> ah
[22:19] <besoin> remember all the yorkshire terriers in the bible?
[22:19] <lhs> death stranding?
[22:19] <besoin> mary's brows on fleek
[22:19] <aushark> that food thing
[22:19] <sharkayke> we get it kid, you were there for the bread thing
[22:19] <Trebbers> aka Fish Guy
[22:20] <Bob511> "...and just like that, the Filet-o-Fish"
[22:20] <dan2> extreme Ben Schwartz vibes from the kid
[22:20] <dan2> https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2020/02/18/gettyimages-1013963458_wide-946047872a953b0e6cb71fe5e6af31f3317f5a8c-s800-c85.jpg
[22:20] <sharkayke> could they not find a female voice actor?
[22:20] <sharkayke> oh wait, she speaks
[22:20] <aushark> breadman's about to be dead, man
[22:20] <besoin> did they have potato sacks before potatoes
[22:20] <Trebbers> "you know how things are
[22:21] <dan2> are we sure they didn't mocap with dead bodies that they moved around with strings?
[22:21] <aushark> oh my fuckng god
[22:21] <besoin> e.t. ass hands
[22:21] <Bob511> "Had a lot of leftover fish sandwiches."
[22:22] <dan2> kid is a relatable dumbass slacker
[22:22] <aushark> why does only she have an english accent
[22:22] <aushark> scottish?
[22:22] <sharkayke> da bread man
[22:22] == aushark has changed nick to crosstarch
[22:22] <besoin> jesus
[22:22] <crosstarch> "sup, dude"
[22:22] <sharkayke> oh these fuckers
[22:22] <Bob511> Check out the loaves on Breadman.
[22:22] <dan2> The Breadman - https://www.pillsbury.com/-/media/PB/Images/doughboy/doughboy.jpg
[22:22] <crosstarch> bullies
[22:22] <lhs> nice high-cut loincloth on jesus
[22:22] <besoin> cyberpunk0
[22:22] <dan2> lmao
[22:22] <Trebbers> doooooo
[22:23] <dan2> "Get a load of this guy!"
[22:23] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:23] <lhs> jesus has had way too much sponge wine
[22:23] <sharkayke> that sash has a lot of movement
[22:23] <besoin> jesus has heavenly quads
[22:23] <dan2> so much clipping
[22:24] <sharkayke> leave mary magdalene alone
[22:24] <lhs> jesus our lord and thighmaster
[22:24] <crosstarch> love this guy wearing tefillin around town
[22:24] <crosstarch> these guys need to walk into a bar or something
[22:25] <crosstarch> siiiiiiick
[22:25] <sharkayke> the dog gets it
[22:25] <dan2> the dog's name is Bark?
[22:25] <besoin> wow, no time passed at all
[22:25] <sharkayke> they couldn't figure out dynamic lighting
[22:25] <dan2> "Up yours pal"
[22:26] <dan2> "We gotta cut that guy down so we can get more bread"
[22:26] <sharkayke> who is this goblin
[22:26] <besoin> don't hurt 'em leonard nimoy
[22:26] <sharkayke> clipping a stick right through our little dude
[22:27] <dan2> ancient ancestor of Sid from Toy Story
[22:27] <crosstarch> that's the bully from Doug
[22:27] <lhs> heh
[22:27] <besoin> now here's adult zach braff
[22:27] <@Amp> lol
[22:27] <sharkayke> fortnite
[22:27] <besoin> just wiped out judea town
[22:27] <dan2> lmao
[22:27] <lhs> jesus hogged all the protein
[22:27] <sharkayke> the anti-breakfast club
[22:28] <besoin> what does helen hunt want
[22:28] <crosstarch> show his skeleton\
[22:28] <sharkayke> mary he's like 9 years old, why did you listen to him
[22:28] <besoin> don't talk to australian strangers
[22:28] <crosstarch> "don't talk to strangers"
[22:29] <sharkayke> mother, I can feel, the stone rolled in front of my tomb
[22:29] <crosstarch> these heckles are taken from the backyard baseball sound library
[22:29] <dan2> this kid is the coolest customer I've seen in a long while
[22:29] <sharkayke> yaknow?
[22:29] <dan2> I thought he was about to start smokin that grass
[22:30] <crosstarch> is it just me or does that hill look like a face
[22:30] <sharkayke> it does
[22:30] <crosstarch> say something, hill
[22:30] <crosstarch> please
[22:30] <lhs> the kids love hardboiled slang like breadman
[22:30] <besoin> calvary means skull
[22:30] <besoin> because the hill looked like a skull
[22:31] <sharkayke> he's goin!
[22:31] <crosstarch> this music
[22:31] <crosstarch> they're eating him!!!!
[22:31] <dan2> oh man
[22:31] <dan2> shaved gorilla
[22:31] <besoin> they're gonna turn him into a llama
[22:31] <@Amp> The Chungii
[22:31] <crosstarch> lmao amp
[22:31] <crosstarch> fuck
[22:32] <lhs> they shouldn't be skipping leg day like that
[22:32] <crosstarch> lol
[22:33] <besoin> is this rebel wilson
[22:33] <crosstarch> come with us, mate
[22:33] <sharkayke> is a greystone an ancient brownstone?
[22:33] <dan2> "Sorry lady, but he's gone stale"
[22:33] <besoin> adam duritz has leonard nimoy on the ropes
[22:33] == crosstarch has changed nick to aubark
[22:34] <besoin> there's the motion sickness
[22:34] <sharkayke> here, have a bite of my breakfast burrito
[22:34] <Bob511> Kind of an awkward situation where I have to turn this up just enough so I can hear it over the dishwasher
[22:35] <aubark> what is he in love now?
[22:35] <sharkayke> a flower for the pita woman
[22:35] <Bob511> But not loud enough so that my neighbors hear us watching this antisemitic Jews-killed-Jesus cartoon on Easter Sunday.
[22:35] <besoin> she gave him a breadstick she got for free at the olive garden
[22:35] <aubark> this is a coke commercial
[22:35] <dan2> he runs this town
[22:35] <dan2> lovin this Megaman X music
[22:35] <sharkayke> mary is relying too heavily on this small child she met a few days ago
[22:36] <besoin> "what, me worry?"
[22:36] <aubark> why u crying?
[22:36] <Bob511> Jesus Vanishes Theme (Nobuo Uematsu)
[22:36] <dan2> tell the rocks
[22:36] <besoin> he had a banana in there
[22:36] <sharkayke> lol
[22:36] <lhs> heh
[22:37] <besoin> 60 seconds of his grace
[22:37] <sharkayke> hahahah
[22:37] <dan2> makes sense that the Breadman is risen
[22:37] <@Amp> lmao
[22:37] <Bob511> Free activity book?
[22:37] <Bob511> Christmas in April.
[22:37] <@Amp> Free Acitivity Bible
[22:37] <lhs> jessie schut, author of the new testament
[22:38] <Trebbers> Hammer and nails not included
[22:38] <dan2> really good if you ask me
[22:38] <@Amp> beautiful
[22:38] <@Amp> please queue up THE MOVIE
[22:38] <@Amp> pause on 00:00 please
[22:38] <@Amp> countdown, start on 1
[22:38] <@Amp> 3
[22:38] <@Amp> 2
[22:38] <@Amp> 1
[22:38] <dan2> oh I forgot my glasses
[22:38] <sharkayke> wow
[22:38] <@Amp> Lil Stinker Films
[22:39] <sharkayke> -lavagirl
[22:39] <dan2> damn
[22:39] <Trebbers> What
[22:39] <sharkayke> based on a true dream
[22:39] <besoin> "they keep giving me money" -- robert rodriguez
[22:39] <Trebbers> uh
[22:39] <lhs> is he a hamburger or hotdog style sharkboy
[22:40] <aubark> lhs
[22:40] <aubark> we'll find out
[22:40] <besoin> this is rodriguez's real son
[22:40] <dan2> just to go back a second...the one shark was named "Egg Battle"?
[22:40] <@Amp> SHAAAARKBOY
[22:40] <aubark> this is the origin story of Bruce from stalker's pray
[22:40] <@Amp> SORRY I NEVER NAMED YOU
[22:40] <Trebbers> hey
[22:40] <lhs> i think the subtitle said eggbat
[22:41] <sharkayke> the sharks... were his boys
[22:41] <dan2> oh ok, that makes much more sense
[22:41] <Trebbers> And it will truly be a planet of sharks
[22:41] <aubark> never seen this. did not imagine this is what it was about
[22:41] <besoin> do sharks have talons
[22:41] <lhs> it is nice that the sharks aren't evil for once
[22:42] <besoin> they don't realize they're being filmed
[22:42] <dan2> oh no
[22:42] <aubark> man i hate this
[22:42] <sharkayke> my parents are getting divorced so I shape of watered a shark
[22:42] <dan2> molten rockabeard
[22:42] <Bob511> I can't believe this won the Best Picture Oscar.
[22:42] <lhs> i was going to make a team jacob joke but it's really him
[22:43] <aubark> sharkboy, lavagirl, breadman
[22:43] <dan2> lmao
[22:43] <besoin> ol' magma ass
[22:43] <dan2> wow I had no idea this was that old
[22:43] <dan2> fail him George
[22:44] <besoin> george lopez is on cameo calling himself the king of comedy
[22:44] <besoin> $200
[22:44] <aubark> the king?
[22:44] <aubark> idk abt that
[22:46] <sharkayke> oh this little sensitive boy
[22:46] <sharkayke> this flower of a child
[22:46] <Bob511> "Mercilessly beat the first big kid you find, so the others leave you alone."
[22:46] <lhs> my most precious dream is when i have to pee but the only toilet is in the middle of a crowded banquet hall
[22:46] <aubark> this kid with an 80s mccartney haircut
[22:46] <dan2> heh
[22:47] <besoin> punch the small ones, obviously
[22:47] <dan2> they should set more movies at playgrounds, it just sets up for a lot of good action
[22:47] <sharkayke> his nards!
[22:47] <aubark> dude, just run
[22:47] <dan2> god the sleeveless kid
[22:48] <besoin> i also wake up at 4 am
[22:48] <dan2> I was up at 3 today
[22:48] <besoin> does he live in that simpsons house someone built in las vegas
[22:49] <sharkayke> my giant cookies!
[22:49] <lhs> i love your mom's giant cookies
[22:49] <dan2> Wuke Lilson
[22:49] <besoin> satc didn't do much for kristin davis
[22:50] <lhs> i was going to make an avid darquette joke but it's really him
[22:50] <dan2> oh jeez
[22:50] <lhs> this movie needs to knock it off
[22:50] <sharkayke> firehazard girl
[22:50] <dan2> sign me up
[22:50] <besoin> yeah, what an awful life he has
[22:51] <sharkayke> he's going to go to hell when that power strip ignites his bed
[22:51] <dan2> George R.R. Martin's A Dream of Drool
[22:51] <dan2> David Sharkette
[22:53] <lhs> all day i dream about sharks
[22:53] <sharkayke> why isn't this woman katie holmes?
[22:53] <besoin> didn't they just show there were houses across the street
[22:54] <aubark> backstreet boy and spice girl
[22:54] <lhs> heh
[22:55] <dan2> the heck
[22:55] <aubark> wt
[22:55] <aubark> wtf
[22:55] <dan2> they're 9 man
[22:55] <aubark> waluigi???
[22:55] <@Amp> MY DWEAMS
[22:55] <dan2> lmao
[22:56] <sharkayke> that feel when someone writes in your dream journal
[22:56] <aubark> "Send him to the principal's office and have him expelled!" is line of the century
[22:56] <besoin> i think i thought this was a spinoff of spy kids
[22:56] <dan2> yeah that cracked me up so much autrach
[22:56] <sharkayke> her bones are lava?
[22:57] <besoin> lavagirl just looks like any random youtuber now
[22:57] <dan2> easy now
[22:57] <aubark> will you cut that shit out, taylor
[22:58] <besoin> the neverending lame ass story
[22:58] <sharkayke> lmao at linus
[22:58] <besoin> everyone put on your 3D glasses
[22:58] <aubark> oh jeez
[22:59] <dan2> look pretty baller
[22:59] <aubark> maybe should've gone for "auto pilot"
[22:59] <aubark> they're in a ww2 plane
[22:59] <lhs> hold onto uranus
[23:00] <aubark> we've been slimed
[23:00] <besoin> looks like bob ross's palette
[23:00] <sharkayke> gak planet
[23:00] <aubark> "vengaboys play in distance"
[23:00] <dan2> "Why do you dream about Bubsy 3D so much anyway?"
[23:00] == aubark has changed nick to aushark
[23:01] <dan2> deSTROOOYSSS
[23:01] <lhs> and trek through the jungian jungle
[23:01] <dan2> he's a good boy, like Bark
[23:02] == Trebbers [webchat@cloak-r1n3ym9d.hr.hr.cox.net] has quit [Ping timeout]
[23:02] <sharkayke> what dreams may come
[23:03] <besoin> and if dreams fail, there's always mom -- hi mom
[23:03] <lhs> heh
[23:04] <dan2> so far this is what all the footage of Justice Leage I saw looked like
[23:05] <aushark> end of clifford vibes
[23:05] <Bob511> Sharkboy has longer hair in that, though.
[23:05] <sharkayke> lol
[23:05] <dan2> ahhhh
[23:06] <sharkayke> shark punch!
[23:06] <besoin> well this isn't very grounded
[23:06] <dan2> gonna have so many Lopez bot nightmares tonight
[23:06] <dan2> nice besoin
[23:07] <aushark> kraft mac n cheeese attacj
[23:07] <Bob511> Uh
[23:07] <aushark> *attack
[23:07] <sharkayke> legit scary
[23:09] <sharkayke> he's loving it
[23:09] <sharkayke> he loves being a giant head robot
[23:09] <aushark> this was 3d right?
[23:09] <aushark> i remember this level from mario 64
[23:11] <lhs> max dreamed this after looking at the 7up dot logo for too long
[23:11] <sharkayke> hahha
[23:11] <dan2> he's the Dream Warrior
[23:12] <besoin> he looks like mike wazowski and buzz lightyear fucked
[23:12] <dan2> lol
[23:12] <dan2> hope that isn't what I dream of tonight
[23:12] <besoin> warm milk? gross
[23:13] <besoin> she should be a starbucks barista
[23:13] <lhs> tilapia jerky, mmm
[23:15] <sharkayke> of course
[23:16] <dan2> a safe, sweet place
[23:16] <lhs> a skinned furby
[23:16] <sharkayke> lol
[23:16] <besoin> it's that nightmare on elm street 2 bus
[23:16] <aushark> i hate this
[23:17] <sharkayke> good for tobor
[23:17] <dan2> hate to admit but I kind of love it
[23:17] <aushark> mad max
[23:17] <sharkayke> I am not ashamed to admit this is my new favorite movie
[23:17] <dan2> one thing I'll say for sure is that it's literally 1000x better than Inception
[23:18] <besoin> sharkboy and tubgirl
[23:18] <dan2> oh no
[23:18] <aushark> oh di do
[23:18] <dan2> melk and cookies
[23:18] <aushark> they're goinngn to the sasquatch cave
[23:18] <sharkayke> hahah autarch
[23:18] <lhs> the land of fondant
[23:19] <sharkayke> omg I want a marshmallow pillow
[23:19] <lhs> mechasanta
[23:19] <aushark> lol
[23:19] <besoin> what the hell
[23:19] <dan2> yess
[23:19] <sharkayke> hahahah
[23:19] <aushark> 3d
[23:19] <besoin> fee fi fo fum, our careers are over
[23:20] <@Amp> nightmare
[23:20] <sharkayke> I want to be a cookie giant for halloween
[23:20] <lhs> goliath arquette
[23:20] <besoin> heh
[23:20] <dan2> oh god
[23:20] <dan2> lol
[23:20] <sharkayke> "my parents wouldn't get divorced if they were cookie giants"
[23:22] <@Amp> dram
[23:22] <dan2> dream a dreamy little *BLEEP*
[23:22] <aushark> god this is awful
[23:22] <@Amp> This is one of the Pirate Shanties the tiktok kids love
[23:22] <aushark> oh christ
[23:22] <sharkayke> this is the clip I saw that made me put this one on my list
[23:23] <aushark> we get it, he can do flips
[23:23] <dan2> well anyone who saw Grown Ups 2 knows that autarch
[23:23] <Bob511> Any one, yeah.
[23:23] <lhs> only playing a friendzoned werewolf can restore his dignity now
[23:24] <dan2> if you told me this was Attack of the Clones I would believe you
[23:24] <sharkayke> suicide squad
[23:25] <besoin> bangarang
[23:25] <aushark> day glo
[23:25] <@Amp> hate it
[23:25] <@Amp> no
[23:25] <aushark> omg
[23:25] <@Amp> body horror
[23:26] <aushark> remembering the "shitleg" post
[23:26] <sharkayke> you're starting to day drink
[23:26] <dan2> heh
[23:26] <aushark> mantle pixie dream girl
[23:26] <sharkayke> lol
[23:27] <lhs> heh
[23:27] <besoin> this color grading, woof
[23:27] <sharkayke> he couldn't describe a heart?
[23:27] <lhs> this is a relief after all that green and yellow and purple
[23:28] <dan2> I wonder if Lautner's hair was in 3D or if it seemed to threatening to audiences
[23:28] <lhs> heh
[23:29] <lhs> no female friendships allowed
[23:29] <aushark> that's not how sleepwalking works
[23:30] <aushark> taylor pls die
[23:31] <sharkayke> i love the energy george is bringing
[23:31] <Bob511> They're both Taylors, autarch.
[23:32] <besoin> ...
[23:32] <sharkayke> my book o' dreams!
[23:32] <aushark> dream-george looks like a big contraption that team rocket uses to try to steal pikachu
[23:32] <dan2> Linus Van Doom
[23:33] <besoin> burn
[23:34] <dan2> movie going from 90% Gusher commercial to 100%
[23:34] <sharkayke> omg
[23:34] <dan2> damn
[23:35] <besoin> just kill him
[23:35] <dan2> I think the first easter might have looked better than those bars coming off
[23:35] <sharkayke> shark him
[23:35] <lhs> back to green and purple hell
[23:36] <besoin> wait until he finds out his idiot son was raised by sharks
[23:36] <sharkayke> LAVA GIRL!
[23:36] <aushark> lol
[23:36] <aushark> LG
[23:37] <lhs> what a boner
[23:37] <dan2> just keep punting the ball on having a backstory for the 1 girl
[23:37] <sharkayke> Lg motorola flip phone
[23:37] <aushark> Life's Grilled
[23:38] <besoin> zzz
[23:38] <aushark> audience surrogate
[23:39] <dan2> Robert should have told his 6-year old to make a few more passes at the script
[23:39] <sharkayke> talons
[23:40] <lhs> he dreamed this one after looking at a zales ad
[23:40] <dan2> hah
[23:40] <besoin> just melt the base
[23:41] <sharkayke> hahaha
[23:41] <dan2> lol
[23:41] <dan2> that face
[23:41] <dan2> crazy how much of this kid's dreams are about things trying to kill him
[23:42] <besoin> not the childlike empress
[23:42] <aushark> no shot at the bechdel because lava girl is frozen
[23:42] <sharkayke> ya snooze... ya win
[23:42] <aushark> shut the fuck up, taylor
[23:43] <sharkayke> her costume is cool
[23:43] <aushark> i love ice dad
[23:43] <sharkayke> hahahah
[23:43] <Bob511> Robert Rodriguez was...marrying children in his basement?
[23:43] <aushark> jfc
[23:43] <besoin> this is an allegory for watson and crick and rosalind franklin
[23:44] <dan2> I've been told by insiders that this is what season 3 of The OA was gonna be about
[23:44] <lhs> max is going to wake up to his divorced dad renting a studio apartment
[23:44] <besoin> "this is where my imagination got me, son"
[23:45] <sharkayke> yeah I want to know what his dad's books are about
[23:45] <aushark> good joke, george
[23:46] <sharkayke> based on a true friendship
[23:46] <dan2> haha
[23:46] <sharkayke> this feels like one of those green screen things they have at theme parks
[23:46] <sharkayke> where you and your siblings can star in a "movie"
[23:46] <dan2> it reminds me a lot of those Xbox Kinect games too
[23:46] <besoin> nick arcade had better effects
[23:47] <aushark> TOBOR!!!!
[23:47] <lhs> ybruf
[23:47] <besoin> this is basically rodriguez's lady in the water
[23:48] <besoin> look, it's that volcano in iceland
[23:48] <besoin> was that a rubber doll
[23:48] <dan2> he's gonna dunk her
[23:48] <sharkayke> this just starts a chain of lava girl and shark boy killing themselves to save the other one
[23:48] <aushark> you are tectonic plates
[23:48] <lhs> "you can be a mom AND have a career"
[23:49] <sharkayke> hahaha
[23:49] <aushark> super saiyan
[23:49] <besoin> what is george doing during all of this
[23:49] <dan2> cocaine
[23:49] <aushark> too much power
[23:49] <aushark> dan
[23:50] <dan2> I'm sorry that was a cheap shot
[23:50] <sharkayke> I just like to see actors have fun
[23:50] <aushark> linus looks like the bad guy from lazytown
[23:51] <besoin> or the singer from crazy town
[23:51] <dan2> the kids had a blast I imagine
[23:51] <dan2> and David Arquette got all the big cookies he could eat
[23:51] <sharkayke> hahaha
[23:51] <aushark> lol
[23:52] <aushark> big head mode
[23:52] <lhs> now he's ready to meet the breadman
[23:52] <sharkayke> get him eggbutt
[23:53] <sharkayke> dream a little dream of me
[23:53] <dan2> Linus Torfall'd
[23:54] <aushark> that's a stretch, dan
[23:54] <dan2> look I really did wake up at 3AM
[23:54] <dan2> I'm running on empty
[23:54] <besoin> special thanks to LA Looks
[23:54] <lhs> too excited for the easter egg hunt?
[23:55] <aushark> god linus's haircut
[23:55] <sharkayke> earth's lava world?
[23:55] <dan2> dang
[23:56] <aushark> St. Nowhere
[23:56] <Bob511> Going out for an Rx of Ritalin.
[23:56] <sharkayke> her smile is so intense
[23:57] <dan2> GEORRRGEE
[23:57] <sharkayke> glad to see sleeveless kid stil doesn't have sleeves
[23:57] <dan2> look they said it was August
[23:57] <aushark> bin laden was a powerful dreamer
[23:57] <sharkayke> another day, another no sleeves
[23:58] <aushark> christmas twister
[23:58] <besoin> ...
[23:58] <aushark> Sharkdad and Lavamom
[23:58] <besoin> can't divorce you if she's dead
[23:58] <dan2> looks a lot like Grammatron irl honestly
[23:58] <aushark> if you love her, let her go
[23:58] <lhs> heh
[23:59] <aushark> waho da fuck are you?
[23:59] <sharkayke> his clip on tie!
[23:59] <besoin> sharkboy can just fly now?
[23:59] <aushark> is this Ed Debevic's?
[23:59] <sharkayke> good effort linus
[00:00] <besoin> send rachel dratch after him
[00:00] <aushark> youuu are getting sleeeeepy
[00:00] <Bob511> Excuse me, but does she look like SOMEONE WHO CARES?
[00:00] <besoin> her jon benet ramsey makeup
[00:00] <aushark> dratch is too good for this movie, bes
[00:01] <besoin> isn't that her in the yellow shirt?
[00:01] <aushark> man,
[00:01] <dan2> pretty good
[00:01] <Bob511> Well, any frequency.
[00:01] <besoin> she killed her dad!
[00:01] <aushark> welp
[00:01] <dan2> alright that's hax
[00:01] <aushark> snow? in texas?
[00:01] <sharkayke> we did it, gang
[00:02] <aushark> ***Awakened Me***
[00:02] <sharkayke> the green reflected light is killing me
[00:02] <besoin> evanescence's wake me up inside over the credits
[00:03] <dan2> this looked every bit as real as every blockbuster from the last 20 years
[00:03] <dan2> which is to say 0%
[00:03] <dan2> they definitely did not give any kind of backstory to Lavagirl
[00:04] <aushark> no
[00:04] <lhs> too hard to imagine a separate life for any female character
[00:04] <besoin> keefe boerner
[00:05] <@Amp> cool song, tho
[00:05] <besoin> caylah eddleblute
[00:06] <aushark> lyrics weird as hell
[00:06] <Bob511> More credits than I would have expected.
[00:06] <Bob511> Drivers?
[00:06] <Bob511> RR has a big house.
[00:06] <dan2> uh, the Lava Bike remember
[00:07] <dan2> John Ford's final film
[00:07] <besoin> i'm sure this got troublemaker digital studios a lot of work
[00:07] <dan2> great way to cap off a 90 year career
[00:07] <@Amp> lol
[00:07] <besoin> poor gaetan working on this
[00:08] <besoin> "what zee fuck ees thees"
[00:08] <dan2> I'm so tired at this point I can only read the big names
[00:08] <dan2> they got these kids from an orphanage
[00:08] <dan2> ?
[00:08] <besoin> geordie swainbank
[00:08] <sharkayke> dream dream dream dream dream
[00:08] <dan2> did Rodriguez do the music on this one too
[00:09] <@Amp> here's a cup
[00:09] <dan2> good god it keeps goin
[00:09] <lhs> jeremy oddo
[00:09] <Bob511> God, they roped Phil Tippet into this?
[00:10] <besoin> he did do the music
[00:10] <sharkayke> it should say what each digital effects studio did so we know who to blame for what
[00:10] <dan2> yep he wrote em
[00:10] <dan2> The Honroable Rick Perry
[00:10] <sharkayke> no taylors were harmed in the making of this film
[00:10] <dan2> welp
[00:10] <sharkayke> sweet dream dream dream dream dream dreams, everyone
[00:10] <lhs> really embarrassed for merciel's kid now
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[22:12] <@Amp> 3
[22:12] <@Amp> 2
[22:12] <@Amp> 1
[22:13] <the_besoinny> love a cartoon opening
[22:13] <kayke> hahah
[22:13] <@Amp> lmao
[22:13] <autarch> yeah cartoon openings rule
[22:13] <autarch> this was animated by the same guy as tentacolino
[22:13] <autarch> the north korean-italian director
[22:14] <Trebbers> Wha
[22:14] <@Amp> hell yeah
[22:14] <the_besoinny> fox news, eh?
[22:14] <kayke> so her hair is not a bump it, right?... but what's bumping in?
[22:14] <autarch> she's on right after Loqueesha
[22:14] <kayke> what's in that hair
[22:14] <dan2> might be the actual shape of her skull you never know
[22:15] <Trebbers> Both and animated intro and a credits montage
[22:15] <autarch> love the photography on these opening credits
[22:15] <autarch> I Spy
[22:15] <kayke> i want wallpaper of those opening credit shots
[22:15] <Trebbers> Would def be spared by the Mars Attacks! aliens
[22:16] <kayke> uncle vito?
[22:16] <dan2> mayor Ebert!
[22:16] <the_besoinny> yeah, a stationery store sounds pretty chill
[22:17] <Trebbers> Fran in JNCOs and a chain wallet
[22:18] <donnamartin> lol treb
[22:18] <kayke> i love him
[22:18] <the_besoinny> why do they have animals?
[22:18] <@Amp> rude
[22:18] <kayke> are they testing make up on a snake?
[22:18] <dan2> pullin a Pee-Wee
[22:18] <donnamartin> uhhhh
[22:19] <Trebbers> Maybe sharing space w/a real school
[22:19] <dan2> would love to see a snake with lashes
[22:19] <donnamartin> a guinea pig with a bumpit
[22:19] <the_besoinny> heh
[22:19] <autarch> HERO
[22:19] <Trebbers> oh no bad neck sitch
[22:19] <the_besoinny> and THIS is how she became the nanny
[22:20] <autarch> wow that shirt
[22:20] <autarch> is that uniqlo x jw anderson?
[22:20] <kayke> don't get joe blacked
[22:20] <donnamartin> lol
[22:20] <Trebbers> Did he roll a 'c'
[22:21] <Trebbers> There it is
[22:21] <Trebbers> Is this pro-human trafficking propaganda
[22:21] <autarch> Marisa No, mei
[22:22] <kayke> gotta pack the trolls
[22:22] <dan2>  Early in development, Fran Drescher planned the movie to be a spin on The King and I (1956), titled "The King And Oy", but legislatively faced the problem that FOX owned the rights. Therefore, she decided to pay homage to Beauty and the Beast (1991) instead.
[22:22] <autarch> lol this dad
[22:22] <Trebbers> That is an all time title
[22:22] <autarch> classic husband thing to say
[22:22] <kayke> animaniacs music
[22:22] <dan2> a better pun than I'll ever come up with
[22:23] <donnamartin> i know
[22:23] <the_besoinny> perfect strangers humor
[22:23] <autarch> what's the pun?
[22:23] <Trebbers> Wonder if they ever went to Mypos on Perfect Strangers
[22:23] <dan2> did you read the factoid I pasted aut?
[22:23] <the_besoinny> i think they did, treb
[22:24] <the_besoinny> hit the dep
[22:24] <the_besoinny> i wonder where they filmed this. prague?
[22:24] <autarch> ok i read it. i think i understand the pun, thanks dan
[22:24] <dan2> np
[22:24] <the_besoinny> prague, confirmed
[22:25] <donnamartin> i mean, that's fair
[22:25] <autarch> prague, yes
[22:25] <Trebbers> 5 gallons of neck in a 1 gallon collar
[22:26] <donnamartin> she's gonna teach at medival times?
[22:27] <kayke> gotta fabreez the hair
[22:28] <dan2> another Sharkboy cut
[22:28] <the_besoinny> heh
[22:29] <donnamartin> he just came from the half pipes at the skate park
[22:29] <Trebbers> ah
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[22:30] <the_besoinny> i kind of wish i was watching hot fuzz
[22:31] <donnamartin> wouldn't these kids have better manners than to wake her up like this?
[22:31] <autarch> lol love masha already
[22:31] <@Amp> ah, a farting mouth
[22:31] <the_besoinny> karl, audience surrogate
[22:32] <Trebbers> Walked a quarter mile to eat one bite of sausage
[22:33] <kayke> he looks like he hates sonic the hedgehog
[22:33] <Trebbers> ahh
[22:33] <autarch> lol kayke
[22:33] <donnamartin> ate or hates?
[22:33] <@Amp> lol
[22:33] <Trebbers> ah
[22:33] <@Amp> both?
[22:34] <kayke> the littlest kid looks familiar
[22:34] <Trebbers> "Oh...you meant sitting"
[22:35] <the_besoinny> this is his only credit, kayke
[22:35] <kayke> I think he might just look like my cousin eric
[22:35] <autarch> wait, she's not a real teacher, right?
[22:35] <kayke> he's got a 1990s kid face
[22:35] <dan2> wish my classroom had a stuffed gator
[22:35] <kayke> she's a beauty school teacher
[22:36] <kayke> lol
[22:36] <@Amp> meesing
[22:37] <donnamartin> this movie is handling international relations very sensitively
[22:38] <donnamartin> this movie is taking some tone shifts
[22:40] <@Amp> can't disappear fran
[22:40] <autarch> tell him what's up, fran
[22:41] <autarch> give him the business
[22:41] <dan2> did Dalton bulk up for this role or is it just good costuming?
[22:41] <kayke> I wonder what he's going to give her instead of a library. a salon?
[22:41] <autarch> Timachiavelli
[22:42] <dan2> ruh roh
[22:42] <autarch> Danil Juan
[22:42] <donnamartin> ewwwww
[22:42] <@Amp> lmao
[22:43] <@Amp> "I know. I'm not actually horny"
[22:43] <kayke> teach him not to be toxically masculine
[22:43] <donnamartin> i mean, that's called assault
[22:44] <kayke> was she under the car?
[22:44] <autarch> what is that  dress
[22:45] <autarch> convenient
[22:45] <autarch> but sick nonetheless
[22:45] <donnamartin> that dress is 1996
[22:45] <kayke> sick
[22:45] <@Amp> pea soup green
[22:46] <the_besoinny> boarder seamus
[22:47] <the_besoinny> whoopa
[22:47] <the_besoinny> s
[22:50] <kayke> I feel like they need to spend more time together for this to be a beauty and the beast story
[22:50] <kayke> like they should eat dinner together or do an activity
[22:50] <@Amp> i feel like he dress is very cool
[22:50] <@Amp> *her
[22:51] <kayke> oh yeah! activity!
[22:51] <kayke> schedule an outing!
[22:51] <autarch> loving this movie lol
[22:51] <@Amp> this movie plays out in mad dog time
[22:52] <@Amp> sick
[22:52] <dan2> get em fran
[22:56] <kayke> alexander eyebrow
[22:56] <Trebbers> Stand up is different over there
[22:56] <autarch> fran lol
[22:56] <kayke> the peasants are loving it
[22:57] <Trebbers> Such a great ham
[22:57] <autarch> yesss
[22:57] <autarch> go fran
[22:57] <kayke> she's bugs bunny
[22:57] <Trebbers> Bugs Bunny esque fin
[22:57] <Trebbers> fuck
[22:57] <kayke> hahah
[22:58] <kayke> oh look at this big dolly parton hair
[22:58] <autarch> yeah
[22:58] <Trebbers> Every look works on her
[22:58] <Trebbers> SOMEHOW
[22:58] <kayke> it's her confidence
[22:58] <autarch> whaddaya kidding me?
[22:58] <Trebbers> Don't do that to your knife
[22:59] <kayke> this is feeling beauty and the beast now
[22:59] <kayke> the sandwich scene is the keystone
[23:00] <@Amp> gib it me
[23:00] <@Amp> noooo
[23:00] <@Amp> why does she have Beast's hair?
[23:01] <donnamartin> lol
[23:01] <kayke> they would do anything for love
[23:01] <@Amp> "i had her killed"
[23:01] <Trebbers> "You can see her in the dungeon, if you like"
[23:01] <@Amp> "she wouldn't let me drink mayonnaise"
[23:01] <Trebbers> ah
[23:01] <kayke> lol amp
[23:02] <autarch> this damn movie
[23:02] <dan2> his heart, much like his spiky hair, is softening
[23:02] <autarch> is insane
[23:02] <autarch> i love it
[23:02] <kayke> an outing!
[23:02] <Trebbers> A picnic at the execution grounds
[23:03] <kayke> how many sandwiches is she going to eat
[23:03] <autarch> dudes playing wiith his dolls
[23:03] <dan2> I can't remember, did The Beast have kids?
[23:04] <kayke> he had chip
[23:04] <Trebbers> Wait did he fuck a cow
[23:05] <kayke> I love this now
[23:06] <kayke> I'm grinning
[23:06] <Trebbers> how does being a hermit serf work
[23:06] <autarch> yeah i love this
[23:06] <kayke> you just live out there to add character to the property
[23:06] <autarch> love her jackie o look
[23:06] <Trebbers> good non-paid work if you can get it
[23:07] <kayke> I listened to a podcast that talked about hermits once and it honestly sounds like a sweet gig
[23:07] <kayke> like in france at least the rich people would pay you
[23:07] <autarch> whoa rly?
[23:07] <kayke> to roam around looking like a wizard
[23:07] <kayke> yeah
[23:07] <autarch> wouldn't u also have to study?
[23:08] <kayke> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermit
[23:08] <Trebbers> Gotta get these sparks to market
[23:08] <dan2> the Boar's Head factory
[23:08] <Trebbers> "The trend continued through to the 1830s, when the idea became less popular as estate landscaping concepts evolved."
[23:08] <Trebbers> holy shit
[23:09] <dan2> they take an arc welder to the ham to really bring out the flavor
[23:10] <autarch> gotta bring back "talk to the hand"
[23:12] <kayke> he's spiky again
[23:12] <dan2> that's because he got angry with her
[23:12] <Trebbers> ahahhah
[23:12] <autarch> lol
[23:12] <kayke> hahaha
[23:13] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:13] <autarch> hahhaha
[23:13] <autarch> this movie gets better exponentially over time
[23:13] <kayke> yeah it's really hit it's stride
[23:13] <Trebbers> I think he would probably have Einstein hair if he grew it out
[23:14] <kayke> superman
[23:14] <kayke> cgi it out
[23:14] <@Amp> shave the stache and go skiing
[23:14] <dan2> JFK Jr., Sonny Bono...maybe this movie is cursed
[23:14] <donnamartin> so dalton's gonna ski into a tree now?
[23:14] <@Amp> lol
[23:14] <Trebbers> dark
[23:14] <autarch> lol
[23:14] <donnamartin> blame the movie not me
[23:15] <kayke> wow
[23:15] <kayke> hmmm
[23:15] <Trebbers> Looks like a decadent western dandy
[23:15] <donnamartin> do you think dalton had a beast growl coach?
[23:16] <Trebbers> His coach was a Scottish Terrier
[23:17] <Trebbers> omg
[23:17] <kayke> what were those?
[23:17] <donnamartin> this movie is not smart, charming or sexy
[23:17] <Trebbers> Frozen egg rolls
[23:17] <autarch> yes it is, donnna
[23:18] <Trebbers> Fran making the point to have the guns out at all times
[23:19] <donnamartin> has she called her parents once to let he rknow she arrived safely?
[23:19] <dan2> did they sedate this chicken or just train it very well
[23:20] <Trebbers> http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05292003
[23:20] <dan2> oh wow
[23:20] <@Amp> omg
[23:20] <@Amp> gif
[23:20] <autarch> dark shit
[23:20] <dan2> wow
[23:20] <donnamartin> uh
[23:20] <donnamartin> fran birds shit everywhere
[23:21] <autarch> potpourri lol
[23:21] <kayke> he's about to invent computers
[23:21] <autarch> dalton lookinng like skip bayless now
[23:22] <autarch> well maybe not
[23:22] <Trebbers> Doesn't seem true
[23:22] <autarch> lol
[23:22] <autarch> get his ass tim
[23:23] <donnamartin> mr prime minister, have you heard of capitalism?
[23:24] <dan2> hearing Fen-Phen has to be one of the weirder things to give me a nostalgia rush
[23:24] <Trebbers> Yeah
[23:24] <donnamartin> hmmm, seems like this will go poorly
[23:25] <donnamartin> i want that robe
[23:25] <autarch> "yeaagh"
[23:25] <Trebbers> uh
[23:26] <dan2> wft
[23:26] <autarch> lol
[23:26] <autarch> this movie
[23:26] <dan2> this goes on for 8 more minutes
[23:27] <Trebbers> spasm
[23:27] <autarch> lol
[23:27] <donnamartin> spasm is what we're calling it?
[23:27] <@Amp> "the same feeling mayo give:
[23:27] <Trebbers> ahhah
[23:27] <autarch> just gotta tap in real quick, tim just got this feeling
[23:28] <donnamartin> man i am not this chatty when i have a massage
[23:29] <autarch> i will never have a massage
[23:30] <dan2> her tiara is getting swallowed
[23:30] <dan2> it'll be gone by the end of the movie
[23:30] <autarch> yeah
[23:31] <kayke> wow, supportive
[23:31] <autarch> tim thank you for knowing exactly what to say
[23:31] <kayke> wife guy in training
[23:31] <donnamartin> lol
[23:31] <autarch> i stan
[23:32] <donnamartin> i bet he also loves his thick accented, curvy wife
[23:33] <kayke> her shoulders are so strong
[23:33] <autarch> just the pure magic of romance captured on film. thank you, beautician and the beast
[23:33] <kayke> yeah, I feel like I'm in love with both of them
[23:33] <autarch> yeah, i noticed that earlier kayke
[23:33] <dan2> massaging Timothy Dalton's ass really built them up
[23:33] <kayke> omg the trolls are here
[23:33] <autarch> omg
[23:33] <donnamartin> .....
[23:33] <dan2> aint that america
[23:34] <@Amp> A Donna Request (TM)
[23:34] <autarch> i hope there's no conflict the rest of the movie
[23:34] <donnamartin> i mean, i only save the best for y'all
[23:35] <kayke> hahaha
[23:36] <autarch> oh no did she just write a check she couldn't cash?
[23:36] <donnamartin> probably he shouldn't have told her that ahea dof time
[23:36] <dan2> 84 minutes in, time to introduce a villain
[23:37] <autarch> he's been brewinng
[23:38] <kayke> he's got a little dracula necklace 
[23:39] <dan2> lol
[23:42] <autarch> preach , fran
[23:42] <dan2> oooh
[23:43] <dan2> dropping the b-word
[23:43] <kayke> her travlin' shirt
[23:43] <dan2> lol
[23:43] <autarch> lol
[23:43] <donnamartin> oh right that kid is there
[23:43] <dan2> the flashing girl from Flushing indeed
[23:43] <donnamartin> i forgot about him
[23:44] <donnamartin> very articulate 3 yo
[23:45] <dan2> Chicken in a Baskit
[23:45] <autarch> please let there be an airport scene
[23:46] <kayke> in a pre 9 11 world you could bring a live chicken on a plane in a hatbox
[23:46] <autarch> lol dan
[23:46] <donnamartin> it's an emotional support hcicken
[23:46] <kayke> the macaroni tissue box came out really nice
[23:47] <donnamartin> i thought she was gonna do the lotto
[23:49] <donnamartin> the plot of this truly is insane
[23:49] <kayke> "that's a no from me"
[23:49] <autarch> imaginne a presidennt this ruggedly handsome
[23:50] <donnamartin> turtlenecks and twister and 5 oclock shawdows!
[23:50] <donnamartin> amazing fake candles in the background
[23:51] <kayke> wow
[23:51] <autarch> lool
[23:51] <Trebbers> That is a good gift
[23:51] <Trebbers> A window into a world of entertainment
[23:51] <donnamartin> ahahahaha
[23:51] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:51] <dan2> oh wow
[23:51] <autarch> typical mom shit
[23:51] <Trebbers> Just get a bunch of old weirdos into a room
[23:52] <@Amp> love all the fits here
[23:52] <Trebbers> 200 hundred guests
[23:52] <Trebbers> please
[23:52] <autarch> lmao @ "he's a body"
[23:52] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:53] <@Amp> in walks a pair of wooden shoes
[23:53] <autarch> it's the perv son
[23:53] <donnamartin> what an insane movie
[23:54] <Trebbers> It's not the TV Guide guy from Seinfeld, but close
[23:54] <kayke> lol
[23:54] <@Amp> lmao
[23:54] <dan2> lmao
[23:54] <@Amp> this is my Moonstruck
[23:54] <donnamartin> amazing
[23:54] <autarch> a masterpiece
[23:54] <autarch> hurry up dalton
[23:54] <autarch> right on queue
[23:55] <@Amp> 3) I AM THE BEEEEAAAAST
[23:55] <dan2> I've released "The Boy"
[23:55] <dan2> lol
[23:55] <Trebbers> aha
[23:55] <kayke> lol
[23:55] <donnamartin> release the beast
[23:55] <autarch> im tearing up
[23:55] <kayke> lala land
[23:55] <autarch> yeah truly
[23:55] <donnamartin> oh ma rosemary's baby guy is gonna be bummed
[23:55] <Trebbers> Gonna find out where else he's spiky
[23:56] <@Amp> great ending
[23:56] <dan2> R. Sparkle Stillman
[23:56] <kayke> romance!
[23:56] <autarch> vencl
[23:56] <donnamartin> wait what were the students?
[23:56] <donnamartin> stunts*
[23:57] <Trebbers> Gonna suggest King Ralph
[23:57] <dan2> Mike Szakmeister
[23:57] <@Amp> King Ralph is a lot of fun
[23:57] <autarch> this is one of the best we've seen
[23:57] <@Amp> lhs checked out at like minute 20
[23:58] <@Amp> Baby Huey and the Beast
[23:58] <donnamartin> lol
[23:58] <autarch> lhs missed out
[23:58] <Trebbers> yeah
[23:58] <dan2> drags a little when she first arrives but it was fun and nice
[23:58] <donnamartin> almost as culturally sensitive as borat
[23:58] <dan2> so of course critics hated it
[23:58] <autarch> what were the special visual effects?
[23:58] <Trebbers> Cormac Slevin
[23:59] <autarch> maybe the big crowd?
[23:59] <donnamartin> oboe doing a lot of work in this movie
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[22:13] <@Amp> 3
[22:13] <@Amp> 2
[22:13] <@Amp> 1
[22:13] <autarch> T!!
[22:13] <besoin> resolve, letters
[22:14] <Trebbers> ahahha
[22:14] <besoin> still just a jumble
[22:14] <Bob511> woosh woosh
[22:14] == autarch has changed nick to Mr_T
[22:14] <dan2> the more you knowwwww
[22:14] <Trebbers> Any name would have made me laugh
[22:14] <Mr_T> ah dang, it's supposed to say Mr_T??
[22:14] == Mr_T has changed nick to autarch
[22:14] <besoin> ah, lynch
[22:14] <autarch> woah
[22:15] <autarch> i didn't ssee the trailer. is this a horror movie? i can't remember
[22:15] <besoin> what year is this from?
[22:15] <@Amp> 1986
[22:15] <Bob511> Love period newscast intro music.
[22:15] <besoin> was wondering if it was latent gymnastics interest from the 84 olympics
[22:15] <Trebbers> Guys from the pool hall next door coming over for chalk
[22:15] <dan2> if you gave me enough chalk I bet I could do this
[22:15] <kayke> lol
[22:15] <@Amp> lmao
[22:16] <@Amp> I could wear this outfit
[22:16] <Trebbers> Yeah, America loved Mary Lou Retton
[22:16] <dan2> is this just some random guy working out in the middle of a gymnastics class?
[22:16] <autarch> weird fuckin voice
[22:16] <Bob511> If you told me this was the beginning of slasher movie...
[22:16] <silverhandshake> someone added the imdb keywords "slim and attractive"
[22:17] <kayke> ew
[22:17] <Trebbers> Guess they ran out of music
[22:17] <autarch> A scream queen? No, we need a beam queen
[22:17] <silverhandshake> is there not enough actual porn out there to watch
[22:17] <besoin> look at this guy
[22:17] <@Amp> lmao
[22:17] <kayke> at least
[22:17] <autarch> that jacket
[22:17] <autarch> it really is the least
[22:17] <besoin> someone's print-pilled
[22:17] <dan2> Keanude
[22:17] <Trebbers> A dude could clean up with a Datsun and Members Only jacket in the day
[22:18] <@Amp> trying to out-collar each other
[22:18] <besoin> why is his dad at school
[22:18] <kayke> why is she getting moon eyed over sweaty losers when there's a silk clad keanu
[22:18] <Trebbers> waoh
[22:18] <autarch> Buffalo
[22:18] <besoin> oh roy
[22:18] <Trebbers> uh
[22:19] <besoin> love this scene
[22:19] <autarch> roy
[22:19] <kayke> wow this bus is popping
[22:19] <Trebbers> School bus driver in a tie
[22:19] <@Amp> Tushingham
[22:19] <kayke> a bluto type
[22:19] <dan2> could really go for a sub on a bus right about now
[22:19] <Trebbers> Peter's Cleaners
[22:19] <autarch> the leotard store
[22:20] <dan2> she really wants to buy that mannequin
[22:20] <kayke> kim possible villain costumes on sale!
[22:20] <autarch> or, unitard
[22:20] <Trebbers> Running like a wierdo
[22:20] <silverhandshake> feels validating to see an even worse runner than i
[22:20] <autarch> working at the sweatshop
[22:20] <kayke> oh, she's related to charlie bucket
[22:21] <Trebbers> Making giant panini
[22:21] <autarch> lol
[22:21] <@Amp> "i got you your prescriptions Quiznos"
[22:21] <dan2> Flashpants
[22:21] <autarch> awelp
[22:21] <kayke> step-lesbo
[22:21] <Trebbers> ha
[22:21] <dan2> he meant Bozo
[22:21] <autarch> lol kayke
[22:22] <Trebbers> How do you get singled out for what you wear there?
[22:22] <besoin> "why don't ya wear more mustard?"
[22:22] <kayke> a fish monger!
[22:22] <autarch> a fish salesman
[22:22] <Trebbers> 70's brown and yellow hangover in that room
[22:22] <silverhandshake> can never find subtitles for the movies that need them most
[22:22] <autarch> he's reeling in big profits now
[22:23] <besoin> "look at ya, dressed like denny dillon"
[22:23] <kayke> gently adjust your mother's bra strap
[22:23] <dan2> they have a LOT of toothbrushes, especially for a kitchen
[22:23] <Trebbers> Vicious shadows
[22:23] <silverhandshake> i have to keep checking that i'm actually wearing my glasses
[22:24] <besoin> same cinematography as the kids of degrassi street
[22:24] <Bob511> This version is actually a big improvement on the other DVD/streaming sources.
[22:24] <Trebbers> Artistic commitment to using natural light
[22:25] <besoin> going to see prince
[22:25] <besoin> flashdunce
[22:25] <Trebbers> Is she an avenger of the night
[22:25] <kayke> wish I could see anything
[22:26] <dan2> I don't need HD to know this is dope
[22:26] <besoin> now that was yonge street
[22:26] <kayke> oh no
[22:26] <dan2> Hot Sputz?
[22:26] <@Amp> Hot Spuds
[22:26] <dan2> Heist Voice?
[22:26] <dan2> it's my heist voice?
[22:26] <Trebbers> Love the hot spuds at Bdubs
[22:26] <besoin> she's on a cyberpunk side quest
[22:27] <kayke> just pop on the old answering machine here...
[22:27] <besoin> i wear my sunglasses at night...in the dark...inside
[22:27] <dan2> this is insane
[22:28] <autarch> gif of that guy please
[22:28] <besoin> thank god he turned on all those lights
[22:28] <Trebbers> hahh
[22:28] <kayke> i guess it would be cool to smoke a joint and watch someone practice gymnastics in an abandoned factory
[22:28] <Trebbers> 30w bulbs everywhere
[22:28] <dan2> tragic when a teen has to turn to underground warehouse gymnastics just to make ends meet
[22:28] <silverhandshake> fingers crossed for a vampire attack
[22:29] <Trebbers> Is he paying for this
[22:29] <autarch> am i on drugs?
[22:29] <dan2> this guy has a puppet-like quality, anyone else think so?
[22:29] <dan2> like the way they're cutting to him I mean
[22:29] <besoin> [voiceover] those years i performed for the security guard in the rug warehouse truly were the wonder years
[22:29] <Trebbers> ah
[22:29] <Trebbers> waoh
[22:29] <kayke> get it!
[22:29] <dan2> he's got moves I'll give him that
[22:30] <besoin> i wonder what olivia d'abo is up to these days
[22:30] <dan2> oh wow
[22:30] <autarch> "woooo!"
[22:30] <kayke> she's going to nail that cats audition for sure
[22:30] <autarch> "Yeah alright!!"
[22:30] <dan2> he dances like the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz
[22:30] <kayke> and I'm into it
[22:30] <Trebbers> haah
[22:31] <silverhandshake> it was all a tetanus shot PSA
[22:31] <besoin> david fincher ass lighting
[22:31] <autarch> was that guy just doing the chim-chimney, chim-chimney, chim-chim-charoo dance for a sec?
[22:31] <Trebbers> shadow fist pump
[22:31] <Trebbers> He did a lot of dances
[22:31] <kayke> oh no honey, the asbestos
[22:31] <besoin> the lunchroom jukebox
[22:31] <silverhandshake> the light burns!
[22:32] <autarch> "Creamed Salmon"?
[22:32] <besoin> got my sunny d
[22:32] <Trebbers> Just get my rda of saran wrap
[22:32] <dan2> gonna grab a Sunny D and watch the Bills game
[22:33] <kayke> all of these high school girls are dressed like small town lawyers
[22:33] <autarch> oh we got ourselves a comedian
[22:33] <Trebbers> Leo, work on that some more
[22:33] <autarch> the small town lawyer look works though
[22:33] <besoin> boy, i wonder where those comments will lea
[22:33] <besoin> d
[22:33] <dan2> the emphasis on PIG was incredible
[22:34] <Trebbers> Fringlish
[22:34] <Trebbers> ahahah
[22:34] <autarch> Swilda Tinton
[22:34] <besoin> why is he there!
[22:34] <silverhandshake> she skinned an entire bowie
[22:34] <Trebbers> ah
[22:34] <dan2> lol
[22:34] <Trebbers> ahha
[22:34] <autarch> lol lhs
[22:34] <Bob511> Ha
[22:34] <Trebbers> there it is
[22:34] <kayke> the most intense mullet
[22:35] <kayke> it's like a very wide rattail
[22:35] <autarch> *fart*
[22:35] <besoin> quite a concentration of gymnastics talent at this buffalo high school
[22:36] <Bob511> Get to together and swap outfits.
[22:36] <autarch> we're like 1/6 of the way through the movie and he's already asked her out twice
[22:37] <dan2> Olivia D'jected
[22:38] <besoin> i'd like a prequel about how she met fred
[22:39] <besoin> this one weird trick to making the gymnastics team
[22:39] <kayke> I hope fred is also training
[22:39] <dan2> with this lighting it's more like Gymnoirstics
[22:39] <Trebbers> ah
[22:39] <besoin> it's not boffo baby
[22:40] <@Amp> I want a chalk bowl
[22:41] <Trebbers> Chalk bowl next to bowl of hard candy
[22:42] <autarch> robiin's hair/jacket combo really works
[22:42] <besoin> this is like a gritty nolan reboot of the chipettes
[22:42] <dan2> haha
[22:42] <@Amp> Suspiria (2018)
[22:43] <besoin> easy there, shot choice
[22:43] <Trebbers> What is her goal?
[22:43] <dan2> Rocky doesn't stand a chace against this
[22:44] <besoin> boy, an ace bandage, must have been quite a wreck
[22:45] <kayke> fishvestment
[22:45] <besoin> her supporters the bus driver and the carpet warehouse security guard
[22:45] <kayke> former carpet warehouse security guard
[22:46] <Trebbers> Roy's friend about to do a hit on Fox and Friends
[22:46] <@Amp> lol
[22:47] <Trebbers> Coach hasn't been the same since they killed Ziggy
[22:48] <dan2> Kila Munis
[22:48] <autarch> is this true?
[22:49] <Trebbers> Rent's overdue on the locker
[22:49] <dan2> "you promised me nuts going!"
[22:49] <autarch> this guy wants a droolin babe
[22:49] <autarch> "she droolin yet?"
[22:50] <dan2> finally a montage
[22:50] <Trebbers> Droolfinder.com
[22:50] <silverhandshake> the note said dress funky, not musty
[22:50] <autarch> uhhhh
[22:51] <dan2> do they sell toy guns here too or did she bring her own?
[22:51] <silverhandshake> they now have bedbugs
[22:51] <Trebbers> Would be scared that a turd or dead cat was floating in there
[22:51] <Trebbers> Cool, a Clue Party
[22:52] <besoin> what refined taste
[22:52] <Trebbers> What the fuck
[22:52] <besoin> to be fair, walking backwards into the party is kind of awkward
[22:52] <@Amp> making an entrance
[22:52] <Trebbers> Were these what dresses actually were then
[22:53] <@Amp> "um, Fidelio?"
[22:53] <besoin> heh
[22:53] <Trebbers> Two Cruellas
[22:53] <Bob511> Moody ass street lights around these parts.
[22:53] <besoin> she got good parking at least
[22:54] <besoin> what's her problem
[22:54] <autarch> holy shit it works
[22:54] <besoin> she literally paid him no attention
[22:55] <autarch> yeah, he should stick with this new girl
[22:55] <besoin> wait, how much was the chicken
[22:55] <kayke> a hot spud
[22:55] <besoin> chick-fil-eh
[22:56] <dan2> pretty good
[22:56] <besoin> his friend couldn't have been more right
[22:56] <kayke> this is rude
[22:56] <autarch> Tommy can you hear me?
[22:56] <Bob511> Flip circles?
[22:56] <besoin> her black sheep sweater
[22:57] <dan2> miniboss fight
[22:57] <autarch> this is the zoolander walk off scene
[22:57] <kayke> are they gonna flip circles right here at diner's delight?!
[22:57] <autarch> car likey
[22:57] <dan2> oh god the cars are becoming sentient
[22:57] <besoin> gather round everyone, it's a gymnastics rumble
[22:57] <kayke> tommy watches with baited breath
[22:57] <autarch> they could even re-enact the zoolander bowie cameo with the coach
[22:57] <besoin> even the coach loves diner's delight
[22:57] <autarch> holy shit it's happening
[22:58] <dan2> wow
[22:58] <autarch> show-offs
[22:58] <@Amp> the gang's all here
[22:58] <besoin> why is tommy cheering for the enemy
[22:58] <@Amp> AWW RIGHT
[22:58] <@Amp> do it
[22:58] <@Amp> doooo it
[22:58] <@Amp> holy hell
[22:58] <besoin> ohhh shittttt
[22:58] <@Amp> she did it
[22:58] <kayke> parkour!
[22:58] <autarch> holy shit
[22:58] <autarch> she did it
[22:58] <autarch> she won
[22:58] <Trebbers> Now punch the fuck out of that car
[22:59] <@Amp> apologize to the car!
[22:59] <dan2> *flips all the way home*
[22:59] <kayke> ten points from gryfindor and slytherin!
[22:59] <dan2> heh
[22:59] <besoin> you need food to live, carly
[23:00] <Trebbers> hmm
[23:00] <autarch> carly has ms
[23:00] <@Amp> Carly's Little Helpers
[23:00] <Trebbers> "Too much cocaine, or perhaps too little"
[23:00] <besoin> she was so excited for the meet
[23:00] <autarch> they're supposed to give me gorilla mindset
[23:00] <kayke> lol
[23:01] <dan2> I can't stop getting weed
[23:02] <besoin> preach
[23:03] <@Amp> "a world full of humanoid cats"
[23:03] <Trebbers> Feel like she's about to break into song
[23:04] <kayke> how has no one knocked this big forehead girl out
[23:04] <dan2> Milk: It Does a Booty Good
[23:04] <autarch> milk ass!
[23:04] <besoin> cindy fivehead
[23:04] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:05] <besoin> nice incentive, coach
[23:05] <dan2> Beige Swan
[23:05] <kayke> lol
[23:05] <autarch> uh oh. we're gonna have a kerrigan sitch
[23:06] <autarch> she should be the love interest not tommy
[23:07] <silverhandshake> top that
[23:08] <besoin> great relationship here
[23:08] <autarch> he's like elliott rodger
[23:08] <autarch> weird music
[23:08] <Trebbers> How can she flip over a car but not jog
[23:08] <kayke> talk to the scarf, cause the face don't wanna hear it
[23:09] <Trebbers> Pants tucked into Cons is a new one
[23:09] <Trebbers> Knopper Knockers?
[23:10] <autarch> cool song
[23:10] <Trebbers> Did they drop acid
[23:10] <dan2> acid in the hot dog relish
[23:10] <kayke> who needs acid when you're a teen in love
[23:11] <silverhandshake> is this bisexual lighting
[23:11] <besoin> meanwhile back at nicolas winding refn cleaners
[23:11] <Trebbers> ah
[23:11] <kayke> this is like action movie poster lighting
[23:11] <kayke> orange and blue
[23:12] <kayke> she's been working out, so joe is in trouble
[23:12] <autarch> weird time for really beautiful music
[23:12] <besoin> i was hoping keanu would carry her out at the end
[23:13] <Trebbers> Like 10 great songs in this
[23:13] <dan2> the guy with the stache in bacxk
[23:15] <besoin> imagine trying to hear an iphone in there
[23:15] <kayke> oh nooo
[23:15] <kayke> mom will live on forever in our hearts... and in that american gothic painting
[23:15] <besoin> was that harry truman up there
[23:15] <silverhandshake> heh
[23:15] <autarch> more beautiful synth stuff
[23:16] <@Amp> where's her brother bear been
[23:16] <dan2> he's away at college
[23:17] <kayke> baby shoes: worn
[23:17] <kayke> aww step sister isn't so bad
[23:18] <besoin> where?
[23:19] <kayke> the carpet warehouse?
[23:19] <dan2> carpet warehouse I assume
[23:19] <kayke> BURN
[23:19] <besoin> "yeah, i'm like 17"
[23:19] <kayke> *air horn*
[23:19] <dan2> damn
[23:19] <autarch> get his ass
[23:20] <autarch> your whole life. and then after this, it's all downhill
[23:20] <dan2> just whatever you do, don't mess with his dogs...
[23:20] <autarch> oh, tommy
[23:20] <besoin> "but at least it's blue, like everywhere else"
[23:21] <autarch> why didn't he clean up beforehand
[23:21] <kayke> "we kissed in the parents' room"
[23:21] <@Amp> lol
[23:21] <besoin> 20 minutes from now she'll have all his layers off
[23:21] <autarch> taking off that first layer
[23:21] <@Amp> exchanging blouses
[23:21] <dan2> lol besoin
[23:21] <Bob511> They look...more dressed
[23:21] <kayke> lol amp
[23:21] <kayke> neither of them is wearing a bra
[23:22] <autarch> lol
[23:22] <dan2> remember the first time you kissed my nose
[23:22] <besoin> fouled the sheets
[23:22] <@Amp> discovering sheets for the first time
[23:22] <Trebbers> ah
[23:23] <besoin> :{
[23:23] <Trebbers> what
[23:23] <besoin> cliche science
[23:23] <@Amp> lol
[23:23] <kayke> this fuck weekend scene is going on for a bit
[23:23] <dan2> she's flexible enough that she could actually fold herself into 3 sections if that's what he's into
[23:24] <silverhandshake> heh
[23:24] <@Amp> lol
[23:24] <Bob511> Ha
[23:24] <kayke> gonna have to do more laundry
[23:24] <Trebbers> So much laundry
[23:24] <autarch> rose between the teeth is a classy move, right?
[23:24] <dan2> I want the coach to find a love interest
[23:25] <autarch> yeah
[23:25] <autarch> is there love on mars?
[23:25] <silverhandshake> iman won't return her calls
[23:25] <kayke> the coach's love interest would have to be an android or something
[23:25] <dan2> ahah aut
[23:25] <dan2> and lhs
[23:25] <Trebbers> Somehow like Bowie but more alien
[23:26] <dan2> "Deathmatch gymnastics"
[23:26] <kayke> she's like a borrower who got big
[23:27] <autarch> keanu why are those your workout clothes
[23:27] <kayke> wife guy
[23:28] <dan2> love that they chose to include the drinking a glass of water shot
[23:29] <besoin> (late heh @ kayke for the borrowers)
[23:29] <autarch> roy
[23:29] <dan2> Roy G. Bus
[23:29] <dan2> sorry I'm very tired
[23:29] <autarch> lol
[23:29] <besoin> hey, that's the canadian side!
[23:29] <autarch> niagra tumbles
[23:30] <autarch> pan am
[23:30] <besoin> what an actual gymnast looks like
[23:30] <silverhandshake> heh
[23:32] <dan2> killer track
[23:32] <besoin> they've never won regionals, but they think they can beat the girl with a gold from tokyo
[23:33] <kayke> I want to see how the score board works
[23:33] <dan2> I'd be so paranoid about knocking over the chalk bowl if I did this
[23:33] <autarch> her hair has been killer this whole movie
[23:34] <besoin> olivia d'abo has had quite the love interests in movies. keanu, arnold schwarzenegger, david schwimmer.
[23:34] <besoin> i'm sure there are more
[23:35] <besoin> this little girl is quite the final boss
[23:35] <kayke> oh no@
[23:35] <Trebbers> ahahh
[23:35] <besoin> booooo
[23:35] <autarch> oh my god
[23:35] <Trebbers> holy shit
[23:35] <kayke> that spooked me
[23:35] <dan2> swapped out the chalk with corn startch
[23:35] <autarch> my heart just skipped a beat
[23:36] <besoin> imagine 67 lbs crashing down onto your shoulder
[23:36] <autarch> ladies and gentlemen, rhonda hamilton is dead
[23:36] <Bob511> "Dropped"?  A little sensitivity, please.
[23:36] <kayke> I used to wear an ear cuff like keanu has
[23:36] <Trebbers> Better than the Meet Joe Black surprise death
[23:36] <besoin> women love strangers massaging them
[23:37] <besoin> time to spark up
[23:37] <kayke> lol
[23:37] <autarch> niagra falls, wtf do you think
[23:37] <kayke> "it was his fetish"
[23:37] <Trebbers> Amazing shit happening now
[23:37] <dan2> please let him come to life, please let him come to life
[23:37] <autarch> lol
[23:38] <silverhandshake> where the ass goes, the heart follows
[23:38] <Trebbers> VI Lenin crosses the falls
[23:38] <autarch> and speaking of falls, make sure you don't
[23:39] <kayke> dancing on a sea whale
[23:39] <dan2> dancing madly bad words
[23:39] <Trebbers> Dancing ninety nine plus?
[23:39] <besoin> they find her eating a novelty 10 lb chocolate bar at the hershey's store
[23:40] <Trebbers> oh no
[23:40] <dan2> do this to dad: http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/14710-2-el-nuevo-heroe-de-internet-casey-heynes.gif
[23:40] <Trebbers> Kill him Roy
[23:40] <kayke> kick his ass, team
[23:40] <autarch> kick his ass
[23:40] <Trebbers> Got your ass whooped by a man in cable knit
[23:41] <kayke> talk cable shit, get cable hit
[23:41] <besoin> just throws her precious leather jacket from her father on the floor
[23:41] <autarch> do the routine with the jacket on imo
[23:41] <Trebbers> ah kayke
[23:41] <besoin> she's gonna fly like a robin, y'see
[23:43] <dan2> seems like the key is to just flip as much as possible
[23:43] <@Amp> lol
[23:43] <dan2> butter butter buh buuuuhhhh
[23:43] <besoin> you wouldn't hit a mitsubishi motors eastern regional gymnastics champion, would ya?
[23:44] <kayke> I want to see how the score board works!!
[23:44] <kayke> it's really bugging me
[23:44] <autarch> a cool thousand
[23:44] <autarch> you flip it, kayke
[23:44] <dan2> AUUUUULLLL RIGHHHHTTT
[23:44] <besoin> put the red hat on her!
[23:44] <Trebbers> ALL RIGHT
[23:44] <@Amp> freeze frame non-ending
[23:44] <silverhandshake> she got her hands across the balls?
[23:45] <kayke> so does she have to move back in with her abusive step dad or??
[23:45] <autarch> love that winning regionals was the big finale
[23:45] <besoin> carly was the female shuttle pilot in armageddon
[23:45] <kayke> is the little girl okay?
[23:45] <autarch> no
[23:45] <besoin> karate kid was just the all valley championship, autarch
[23:45] <Trebbers> Put down, I'm afraid
[23:45] <silverhandshake> heh
[23:45] <kayke> per-ingle
[23:46] <Trebbers> If your name is Nick Rotundo, you can't get fat
[23:46] <Trebbers> Just can't allow it
[23:46] <@Amp> This was all I hoped it would be
[23:46] <dan2> yeah that was a lot of fun
[23:46] <besoin> thought i recognized casa loma
[23:46] <Trebbers> Gonna look for this soundtrack
[23:47] <besoin> the fancy party scene
[23:47] <@Amp> night all! see ya Tuesday!
[23:47] <kayke> I hope fred found a new, better job
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[22:12] <@Amp> 3
[22:12] <daan2> I picked it because it has a crazy premise, not because I think it looks bad
[22:12] <autarch> gotcha
[22:12] <@Amp> 2
[22:12] <@Amp> 1
[22:13] <autarch> anyone need T??
[22:13] <kayke> "I think it looks like it has a crazy premise AND it looks bad" - Amp
[22:13] <daan2> haha
[22:13] <james_besoiin> hm, i broke vlc
[22:13] <james_besoiin> will need time in a sec
[22:14] <autarch> alright
[22:14] <autarch> just say "T??"
[22:14] <james_besoiin> T??
[22:14] <autarch> ah shit
[22:14] <autarch> now i lost it
[22:14] <kayke> are you smarter than a 5th grader?
[22:14] <james_besoiin> so, uh, what's the time?
[22:14] <Trebbers> 2:00
[22:14] <alien_yeoman> it's time to get ail
[22:14] <alien_yeoman> (ien)
[22:14] <autarch> gimme 2:25
[22:14] <james_besoiin> can i get 2:40
[22:14] <autarch> gimme 2:25
[22:15] <alien_yeoman> 2:25 now
[22:15] <Trebbers> 224
[22:15] <@Amp> gimme dat geek
[22:15] <autarch> TY
[22:15] <james_besoiin> thanks
[22:15] <autarch> 2:40
[22:15] <alien_yeoman> 2:40 now
[22:15] <Trebbers> 240
[22:15] <kayke> even aliens love pepsi
[22:15] <lhs> earth man's burden
[22:15] <james_besoiin> i forgot about the sour milk
[22:15] <autarch> thanns for the T, yeoman
[22:15] <autarch> *thanks
[22:15] <alien_yeoman> yw autarch
[22:16] <kayke> does he think aliens invented lacrosse?
[22:16] <@Amp> even racist against alien sports. humanity has reached a new low
[22:16] <autarch> for what?
[22:16] <Trebbers> What on earth is this convo
[22:18] <Trebbers> "I'm resigned to being dead meat"
[22:18] <james_besoiin> bartles and jaymes!
[22:18] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:18] <james_besoiin> quite a crew for a convenience store robbery
[22:19] <daan2> damn, he got Angus Young
[22:19] <Trebbers> Honestly they should have just had these aliens land in Detroit for RoboCop 2
[22:19] <james_besoiin> just let them have the milk
[22:20] <james_besoiin> shoot back, caan
[22:20] <kayke> oh no
[22:20] <alien_yeoman> thousands of $ in bullets for tens of $ in milk
[22:20] <daan2> Tug?
[22:20] <lhs> it's short for tuglas
[22:21] <james_besoiin> this 65 year old guy oughta be able to catch them
[22:21] <Trebbers> Waoah
[22:21] <james_besoiin> why is 50% less caffeine a breakthrough?
[22:21] <alien_yeoman> everyone in this timeline has had altogether too much excitement, thank you very much
[22:22] <Trebbers> Maybe, it's a "and it doesn't taste like shit" thing
[22:22] <kayke> drink some pen ink and go ape shit
[22:22] <Trebbers> P(luto)CP
[22:23] <lhs> we used to have bullets in this country
[22:23] <Trebbers> aha
[22:23] <Trebbers> Cat alien
[22:23] <james_besoiin> uh oh, it's the stlyish one
[22:23] <james_besoiin> *stylish
[22:24] <james_besoiin> look what they did to my boy
[22:24] <daan2> Dragged Across Caancrete
[22:24] <Trebbers> ahh
[22:24] <Trebbers> oh man
[22:24] <alien_yeoman> cat puke cordoroy blazer over blue and green plaid is wild
[22:25] <james_besoiin> the 80 year old supervisor
[22:25] <Trebbers> Adidas too
[22:26] <james_besoiin> quite a selection of drinks
[22:26] <kayke> ew is that just ham and a pickle out in the open?
[22:26] <alien_yeoman> root beer, stoli, purple stuff...
[22:26] <kayke> a dry pickle
[22:26] <lhs> birthday cake, empty jam jar
[22:26] <daan2> the only time it's ok to tell your day that you "worked it out with tug"
[22:26] <daan2> *dad
[22:27] <Trebbers> House has a very, 'where did he hang himself' vibe
[22:27] <kayke> another look
[22:27] <Bob511> Adding that to his gas bill past due mixtape.
[22:27] <daan2> ALL OWBO
[22:27] <daan2> the hell
[22:27] <alien_yeoman> every clue Alturez gets, he unbottons another one
[22:28] <james_besoiin> hmm, who doesn't have a partner
[22:28] <Trebbers> Tuggle!
[22:28] <alien_yeoman> ...
[22:28] <kayke> w. tuggle
[22:28] <Trebbers> Wuggle
[22:29] <alien_yeoman> who needs a new board ln
[22:29] <james_besoiin> he can't be sad with his blu-blockers
[22:29] <alien_yeoman> Mandy Patinkin's wildest role, or Mandy Patinkin's wildest role?
[22:29] <Trebbers> Fetachuck
[22:29] <autarch> president davidson here
[22:30] <daan2> imagining a woodchuck eating some feta, little chunks of it flying all over the place
[22:30] <kayke> oh he looked better in uniform
[22:30] <james_besoiin> eat a donut, caan
[22:31] <kayke> sungah sorenceha
[22:32] <Bob511> That is a urinal cake.
[22:32] <kayke> owned
[22:32] <Trebbers> The sour milk farts must be insane in a newcomer bar
[22:32] <james_besoiin> this is a megatron toy
[22:33] <alien_yeoman> got a two-way mag-light right on top there
[22:33] <Trebbers> Why do you need the sight
[22:34] <Trebbers> Tone it down dude
[22:36] <alien_yeoman> imagine, like, going to see this
[22:36] <james_besoiin> i did
[22:36] <james_besoiin> i mean, my parents took me
[22:36] <daan2> if it was a buddy cop movie I'm pretty sure it got seen
[22:37] <alien_yeoman> it's just so utterly and thoroughly dire
[22:37] <Bob511> "Or Sam Slag, if you're a bigot."
[22:37] <Trebbers> Makeup not so good on the guy on the left
[22:37] <james_besoiin> that's horace from dr quinn medicine woman
[22:38] <daan2> weirdly I was thinking a lot about Dr. Quinn today
[22:38] <daan2> might be time for a full watch
[22:38] <kayke> we drove through a whole neighborhood of aliens living normally but this guy is like a star trek baby
[22:38] <Trebbers> yeah
[22:38] <alien_yeoman> lol kayke
[22:40] <lhs> what, no fart jokes?
[22:41] <daan2> this could really use some sleezy sax and bass on the soundtrack
[22:41] <Trebbers> Not enough room for fart jokes and slurs
[22:41] <Trebbers> I think we might get a saxy sex scene
[22:42] <james_besoiin> they're a patriarchy just like us
[22:43] <lhs> half these houses are now torn down and replaced with mcmansions that take up 95% of the lot
[22:43] <daan2> were all the people who are racist against aliens in this world also racist against bald people?
[22:43] <james_besoiin> a lot of these houses are still there and cost $1.5M
[22:43] <lhs> that too
[22:44] <james_besoiin> the biltmore must never have any actual guests
[22:44] <james_besoiin> they're always filming everything there
[22:44] <daan2> and THAT's why they call it Fun Dip
[22:45] <james_besoiin> a cokehead like the real one
[22:46] <Trebbers> Maybe career lows up to that point for both Stamp and Caan
[22:47] <james_besoiin> is this the utah get me two burrito stand
[22:47] <Trebbers> hmm
[22:47] <Trebbers> You don't say
[22:47] <@Amp> looks like lettuce and tomato to me
[22:48] <kayke> oh they're living that raw lifestyle
[22:48] <james_besoiin> is beaver so abundant in 1991
[22:48] <james_besoiin> this is like bojack horseman except dumb ass aliens instead of animals
[22:48] <Trebbers> Some of the masks are so bad on the extras
[22:48] <Bob511> Man, some of these background Newcomers...
[22:48] <kayke> some of these are just pullover masks me thinks
[22:50] <Trebbers> "not my bump!"
[22:50] <daan2> so far the most interesting thing about this is the way Caan says "George"
[22:51] <lhs> i hate it
[22:51] <james_besoiin> he was funny with his reading glasses
[22:52] <@Amp> "any burgers?"
[22:53] <james_besoiin> people notice if you drive your car on the beach in los angeles
[22:54] <Trebbers> Like maybe they should have located more inland
[22:54] <Bob511> Seawater is battery acid, and they moved from the desert to LA.
[22:54] <daan2> what the good hell is this cover
[22:54] <Trebbers> Jane's Addiction?
[22:56] <lhs> why force the name george on him if you can't even say it right
[22:56] <daan2> Geeouurge
[22:56] <lhs> jeij
[22:57] <Trebbers> Waht the hell
[22:57] <lhs> retire her
[22:58] <Trebbers> No alien handjobs in the TV version
[22:58] <Trebbers> Why it was one and done
[22:59] <Bob511> Accidentally forgot to leave the milk out of the fridge.
[22:59] <kayke> : (
[22:59] <daan2> why movie
[23:01] <james_besoiin> zzz
[23:01] <Trebbers> Cutting to just the punchline never works
[23:01] <@Amp> the guy say drink the milk
[23:02] <Trebbers> ASSSSHCH
[23:02] <kayke> this is how I react to jokes from people I don't like
[23:02] <daan2> Ebert -  "Alien Nation feels like a movie made by people who have seen a lot of movies, but don't think the audience has."
[23:02] <@Amp> I love in the new Wonder Woman movie when they even skip the punchline and just have WW say to Kristin Wiig "ha ha ha, you are so fahnny"
[23:03] <lhs> trying to think of what specific dinosaur egg his head reminds me of
[23:03] <lhs> movie? toy? candy?
[23:03] <@Amp> The dinosaur egg in the promo art of the sitcom Dinosaurs?
[23:03] <Trebbers> From ABCs Dinosaurs?
[23:04] <lhs> i looked that up but it's not very close
[23:04] <Bob511> Think about the smell of that couch.
[23:04] <Trebbers> ahha
[23:05] <Trebbers> why movie
[23:06] <james_besoiin> in zumba?
[23:07] <autarch> i was watching baseball, what's going on?
[23:08] <james_besoiin> heh
[23:08] <daan2> all I remember is that they drank spoiled milk and Caan almost got jacked off
[23:08] <kayke> outershit space thing
[23:08] <kayke> lmao
[23:09] <kayke> talk shit, get your keys tossed in the ocean
[23:11] <autarch> this guy is not nearly as beautiful as the cocoon aliens
[23:12] <james_besoiin> find the newcomer named george washington carver
[23:12] <daan2> speaking of the ship...did the world manage to get any technology out of the massive alien spaceship that landed
[23:12] <Trebbers> Just the milk spoiling pods
[23:12] <autarch> do the aliens have girlfriends yet?
[23:12] <Trebbers> oh yeah, they fuck
[23:12] <Trebbers> somehow
[23:12] <Bob511> "They seem to have closed Encounters, though."
[23:12] <daan2> haha bob
[23:12] <james_besoiin> punch them up
[23:13] <daan2> W. Tuggle
[23:13] <daan2> mahbles
[23:14] <daan2> even in the movie that introduces an entire alien culture, the 80s cop movie has to revolve around drugs
[23:14] <Trebbers> yeah
[23:14] <james_besoiin> they're just making chuck e. cheese signs
[23:14] <daan2> it's just etched into stone
[23:14] <james_besoiin> the dozers are gonna be pissed
[23:14] <Trebbers> ahhhaa
[23:14] <kayke> hahaha
[23:15] <james_besoiin> *doozers
[23:15] <james_besoiin> you really understand scot caan when you watch this movie
[23:15] <james_besoiin> *scott
[23:17] <kayke> i love that he's gone ape shit
[23:17] <Trebbers> yeah, flipped the dgaf switch
[23:18] <Trebbers> ahahh
[23:18] <Trebbers> chekov's car bomb
[23:18] <alien_yeoman> alien CEO -almost- understands capitalism
[23:19] <Trebbers> NOooooooo
[23:19] <james_besoiin> right in the nerve plexus
[23:19] <Trebbers> ahahah
[23:19] <kayke> is recreational grape jelly legal ?
[23:19] <alien_yeoman> not in my house
[23:20] <kayke> has this whole movie been 2 days?
[23:20] <kayke> he's still wearing the dallas cowboys shirt
[23:20] <Trebbers> 3 maybe
[23:21] <Trebbers> Maybe we could have had another chase
[23:21] <alien_yeoman> love that even this movie managed to find that one bridge
[23:22] <alien_yeoman> oh heck yes they also found that one tunnel!
[23:22] <lhs> is this the soloist tunnel
[23:22] <james_besoiin> yes
[23:22] <Bob511> honkhonkhonkhonkhonk
[23:22] <kayke> you see, it's funny because they're chasing a police car
[23:22] <kayke> usually police cars follow other people
[23:22] <kayke> but not this time
[23:23] <alien_yeoman> one of these cars has a guitar soloist trapped in its trunk
[23:23] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:23] <alien_yeoman> everyone's dead the end
[23:23] <james_besoiin> everyone's fine
[23:24] <alien_yeoman> schroedinger's car
[23:24] <autarch> wait are the aliennns bad?
[23:24] <Trebbers> Some of them
[23:24] <autarch> ok
[23:24] <james_besoiin> they're cokeheads like us
[23:24] <kayke> coneheads
[23:25] <alien_yeoman> woops found $40,000 more in the effects budget
[23:25] <Trebbers> yeah
[23:26] <james_besoiin> shoot him
[23:26] <@Amp> slurp that goop
[23:26] <alien_yeoman> that's how I used to eat Mr. Freezes too
[23:26] <kayke> tide pod
[23:26] <Trebbers> told you I was hardcore
[23:26] <kayke> this was his plan?
[23:26] <lhs> it's working so far
[23:26] <alien_yeoman> it doesn't -not- look like tide
[23:27] <@Amp> lol
[23:27] <alien_yeoman> bold of them to use a drawbridge for the climax (?) without said bridge moving
[23:27] <alien_yeoman> Patinkin is kind of amazing in this
[23:28] <Trebbers> Wait, both these guys are psycho
[23:28] <Bob511> Super Shredder
[23:28] <@Amp> hell yea
[23:29] <kayke> he drank all the gusher juice and how he's a god
[23:29] <lhs> his arms are really strong and his mouth is really clean
[23:29] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:30] <Trebbers> Too late for that
[23:31] <lhs> chased him all the way to downtown bakersfield
[23:31] <alien_yeoman> come see our historic parking lots
[23:31] <Trebbers> What a dumb cop
[23:32] <james_besoiin> zzz
[23:32] <alien_yeoman> they're breaking into Nick Jaar's rehearsal space
[23:33] <Bob511> Damn, that sixth shot would have done it, too.
[23:33] <alien_yeoman> lol I have worked here
[23:33] <alien_yeoman> yep, I have definitely worked here
[23:34] <daan2> how was it?
[23:34] <Trebbers> Really remember movie as being more dumb chaotic shit like this
[23:34] <Bob511> Does seem like where a yeoman would work.
[23:34] <alien_yeoman> it was cool because it's a working shipyard but at the same time there are frequent movie/tv show shoots
[23:34] <daan2> FOR TUG
[23:34] <alien_yeoman> lol
[23:35] <autarch> do they die in water?
[23:35] <Trebbers> Love a good blood slick
[23:35] <Trebbers> yeah
[23:35] <daan2> the saltwater kills them
[23:35] <Trebbers> Mouth full of dissolved alien
[23:35] <daan2> but does that mean salt kills them, or water kills them?
[23:35] <@Amp> don't feed them saltwater atffy
[23:35] <kayke> was he doin
[23:35] <kayke> stop
[23:35] <Bob511> Meanwhile, Caan's character just isn't allowed to bathe in water.
[23:36] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:36] <daan2> I mean there must be a lot of salt in beaver
[23:36] <@Amp> so they're like slug people
[23:36] <alien_yeoman> they should've said seawater is like a battery acid jacuzzi to them
[23:36] <kayke> why
[23:36] <Trebbers> Maybe get some back up
[23:36] <kayke> or a glove
[23:36] <alien_yeoman> this movie is just nonstop shooting and yelling
[23:37] <@Amp> maybe you fly the plane
[23:37] <kayke> omg, he should have put a condom over his hand
[23:37] <Bob511> :arm sloughs off:
[23:37] <kayke> bring it all together
[23:37] <alien_yeoman> lol kayke
[23:37] <alien_yeoman> chekov's already-opened condom
[23:37] <@Amp> lol
[23:37] <alien_yeoman> "oh i love him but he's so racist lol"
[23:38] <Trebbers> Cool, that was Caans one bath for the year
[23:38] <lhs> what, no cowboys shirt
[23:38] <alien_yeoman> it's under there
[23:38] <Trebbers> WE ARE FRIENDS
[23:38] <@Amp> WE ARE FRIENDS
[23:38] <daan2> Caan's arc is getting 1% less racist after the newcomers solve the case for him and save his life
[23:38] <@Amp> in a world...
[23:39] <Trebbers> I remembered there being a romantic subplot with Caan and an alien lady, but that was the show
[23:39] <alien_yeoman> and then asking to get let off the hook for being terrible in perpetuity
[23:39] <@Amp> thanks, Zoltan
[23:39] <autarch> good song
[23:39] <Bob511> You didn't think the changing room scene was romantic?
[23:39] <alien_yeoman> gj, ZOLTAN
[23:39] <james_besoiin> heart to heart to heart
[23:39] <james_besoiin> three hearts
[23:39] <alien_yeoman> platonic friendship anthem
[23:39] <alien_yeoman> lol beso
[23:40] <alien_yeoman> ps. beso yr username choice for the night is A+
[23:40] <Bob511> Makeup Artist Zoltan
[23:40] <Trebbers> Michael Stipe
[23:40] <lhs> he did the bald head sfx
[23:40] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:40] <alien_yeoman> John P. was like
[23:40] <@Amp> Milk Provided By...
[23:40] <james_besoiin> these guys ghost wrote for the zack attack
[23:41] <Trebbers> There is too much going on this song
[23:41] <alien_yeoman> George Robot Ham
[23:41] <Trebbers> Dick Ziker
[23:41] <james_besoiin> i'll thank you not to zike my dick
[23:42] <alien_yeoman> hell of a soundtrack
[23:42] <@Amp> penetrate my eggshell head
[23:42] <kayke> special thanks to the dairy farmers of america
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[22:15] <@Amp> 3
[22:15] <@Amp> 2
[22:15] == winjer [webchat@tz9g.u0r6.hk1t.ip] has quit [Ping timeout]
[22:15] <@Amp> 1
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[22:15] <Trebbers> the fucks that logo
[22:16] <@Amp> still in the queue, bargulk. so many christian movies in the queue
[22:16] <bargulk> is this the movie
[22:16] <autarch> hey. need a T hook up
[22:16] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol
[22:16] <besoin> 00:42
[22:16] <dan2> this weird S.T.A.L.K.E.R. looking logo
[22:16] <winjer_> 0:50
[22:16] <autarch> gimme 1:20
[22:16] <Trebbers> What was the other Voltage joint we did
[22:16] <autarch> gimme 1:20
[22:16] <besoin> i'm just going to watch this movie. no time for quips.
[22:16] <dan2> that's cool
[22:16] <Bob511> I've only ever seen that Voltage Pictures intro before low-budget horror/thrillers.
[22:16] <besoin> 1:10
[22:16] <Bob511> I'm assuming I can still say the same.
[22:16] <autarch> gimme 1:20
[22:16] <winjer_> 1:20
[22:16] <besoin> 1:20
[22:17] <pet-ty_yeoman> 01:20 now
[22:17] <Trebbers> 120
[22:17] <autarch> ty
[22:17] <pet-ty_yeoman> yw
[22:17] <besoin> i predict this movie will be good
[22:17] <Trebbers> Just put those dogs and cat curbside for the trashman
[22:17] <pet-ty_yeoman> bring out yr pets
[22:17] <autarch> do the dogs talk in this one?
[22:17] <besoin> it's big head
[22:17] <Bob511> Pretty mean to team her up with Big Head.
[22:17] <bargulk> huh?
[22:18] <besoin> i mean, that app existed long before this movie
[22:18] <autarch> that app came out in like 2008
[22:18] <pet-ty_yeoman> are they boarders
[22:18] <Trebbers> eyah
[22:18] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:18] <winjer_> lol
[22:18] <besoin> whaaaaat
[22:18] <dan2> assuming they charge $2,000,000 for the app and trick someone
[22:18] <besoin> this son of a birch
[22:18] <Trebbers> Hot two screen action
[22:18] <kayke> app stealing little prick
[22:18] <autarch> holy shit
[22:18] <winjer_> woah
[22:18] <dan2> how could you
[22:18] <Trebbers> ahahha
[22:18] <besoin> devs always keep their code in icloud
[22:18] <autarch> app stealing bf
[22:18] <winjer_> ya break it
[22:19] <besoin> is she talking to me?
[22:19] <bargulk> get this tech shit OUT of my movies
[22:19] <winjer_> what?
[22:19] <besoin> shouldn't be a problem for $3300/mo
[22:19] <autarch> bf did just that
[22:19] <Trebbers> Looking for a cache of Rice-a-roni
[22:19] <winjer_> definitely boarders
[22:20] <autarch> looking for a job in the paper
[22:20] <besoin> stranger danger
[22:20] <pet-ty_yeoman> "honey quick now we have to leave"
[22:20] <autarch> strangle yourself
[22:20] <bargulk> love approaching strange little kids with my yoyo
[22:20] <autarch> with yoyo
[22:20] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol bargulk
[22:20] <pet-ty_yeoman> more like Sausalitoyo
[22:20] <besoin> no roommates??
[22:21] <autarch> i know movies generally have un-even pairings but this is pretty ridiculous
[22:21] <Trebbers> Is this video dating
[22:21] <bargulk> antifa memorabilia to the left of the tv
[22:21] <dan2> autarch the real pairing isn't here yet
[22:21] <autarch> ok
[22:21] <Trebbers> Oh no
[22:21] <besoin> time to code
[22:21] <autarch> jfc
[22:21] <Trebbers> you aren't doing this laday
[22:21] <Bob511> Wait, is that Hooli?
[22:22] <besoin> but that's what a beta is for
[22:22] <lhs> maybe she went to san francisco, colorado
[22:22] <kayke> gotta go to the app office
[22:22] <winjer_> i hope they have a family style lunch
[22:22] <autarch> omg
[22:22] <autarch> insane
[22:22] <Trebbers> Do they code for Satan
[22:22] <dan2> I'm learing a lot about tech
[22:22] <dan2> isn't this how the Bloody Birthday kids were born
[22:22] <winjer_> this is cherry's thread stuff
[22:22] <autarch> if it was real tech, they'd have rgb keyboards
[22:22] <bargulk> i think i just figured out what's going to happen in this movie and now i'm going insane
[22:23] <besoin> this actually would be a good idea. zoomers are fucking crazy for astrology. it's their worst trait.
[22:23] <autarch> costar already exists
[22:23] <pet-ty_yeoman> yeah the only zoomer in my close friends circle cajoled me into downloading an astrology app once
[22:24] <lhs> my sign is STOP
[22:24] <winjer_> maybe you guys just need to open your minds
[22:24] <autarch> lol lhs
[22:24] <dan2> curb your BEAST
[22:24] <autarch> astrology making a comeback makes me wanna die
[22:24] <besoin> whaaaattttttt
[22:24] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:24] <besoin> this is freaking me out
[22:24] <pet-ty_yeoman> this is bewildering
[22:24] <winjer_> ya what
[22:24] <besoin> is winamp open somewhere
[22:24] <autarch> enter jason sudeikis, enter maisie williams
[22:24] <dan2> wait is that blood?
[22:24] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol
[22:24] <@Amp> lol
[22:24] <winjer_> lol
[22:25] <kayke> it was grease from her bike
[22:25] <pet-ty_yeoman> did she stand up that dude
[22:25] <besoin> she knows a normie when she sees one
[22:25] <pet-ty_yeoman> thank god Astin curbed his beast(ly hairdo)
[22:25] <Trebbers> Of Montreal is next on the CD carousel
[22:25] <lhs> wish there were guys who shed everywhere and eat their own vomit
[22:25] <pet-ty_yeoman> The Pets Is A Grotesque Animal
[22:25] <dan2> wait she has a life size zebra
[22:26] <Trebbers> Speaking of astrology, Sean might be the Zodiac
[22:26] <bargulk> ...
[22:26] <autarch> please don't let carl be the love interest he's like 55
[22:26] <dan2> don't worry autarch it's coming
[22:26] <pet-ty_yeoman> he has not stopped creeping wth
[22:26] <autarch> oh christ
[22:26] <besoin> is he a magic hobbit
[22:26] <autarch> is this gonna be love on a leash 2
[22:26] <lhs> his love language is stalking
[22:26] <pet-ty_yeoman> not pictured: the scene where she bought something she shouldn't have at the flea market
[22:26] <dan2> and a full traffic light in her apartment
[22:26] <bargulk> hahaha
[22:26] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:27] <autarch> noooo
[22:27] <dan2> when u get all the Skyrim perks filled out
[22:27] <bargulk> fuck
[22:27] <lhs> watch out, atreyu
[22:27] <Trebbers> ahahahahha
[22:27] <winjer_> lol
[22:27] <autarch> who is that
[22:27] <besoin> steve howey
[22:27] <autarch> wtf
[22:27] <@Amp> the new Terminator is going in a different direction
[22:27] <autarch> no
[22:27] <lhs> doggo malfoy here
[22:27] <dan2> that's clearly Flea
[22:27] <autarch> noooooo
[22:27] <winjer_> oh no
[22:28] <winjer_> not this guy
[22:28] <@Amp> woman licking her lips
[22:28] <dan2> lovin it
[22:28] <pet-ty_yeoman> "it's 11:30 (pm)"
[22:28] <besoin> that dog guy was married to the woman from tony's las vegas trip
[22:28] <@Amp> insane
[22:28] <autarch> hot DOG!
[22:28] <besoin> (in the sopranos)
[22:28] <lhs> no one would care about this in san francisco
[22:28] <Trebbers> Just walking up with his barbed penis
[22:28] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol trebz
[22:28] <autarch> the dog and cat transformed right?
[22:28] <pet-ty_yeoman> yeah
[22:28] <@Amp> this would not happen
[22:28] <dan2> somebody's gonna drive off a cliff because they see his dong
[22:28] <bargulk> "What year is it?"
[22:28] <Trebbers> "My name, Art Alexakis"
[22:29] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol trebz
[22:29] <winjer_> oh my god
[22:29] <winjer_> both these guys are from Shameless
[22:29] <pet-ty_yeoman> I mean this scene is amazing
[22:29] <autarch> Ratz dealt with this premise more realistically
[22:29] <dan2> yeah this is just what I needed
[22:29] <Bob511> Fur CGI needs some work.
[22:29] <pet-ty_yeoman> was this inspired by that "what if your pets were your housemates" youtube skit from like 2007
[22:29] <autarch> carl you fuckup
[22:30] <lhs> ajax and summit are on grrrindr now
[22:30] <dan2> lol
[22:30] <besoin> the cat guy is kinda funny
[22:30] <@Amp> i think you mean Goku
[22:30] <winjer_> these guys are both pretty good on the show shameless
[22:30] <Bob511> In San Francisco?
[22:31] <Bob511> I mean
[22:31] <Trebbers> ahh
[22:31] <dan2> wait is this just Secret Life of Pets with dudes
[22:31] <autarch> she should pick cat man
[22:31] <pet-ty_yeoman> it's 2016 and the premise of the movie is poly erasure smh
[22:31] <winjer_> no way
[22:31] <winjer_> dog man
[22:32] <dan2> I'm still undecided
[22:33] <autarch> please god do not let carl be a love interest
[22:33] <bargulk> they're gonna kill astin aren't they
[22:33] <pet-ty_yeoman> has no one who produced, directed, scripted, or acted in this movie ever lost a pet
[22:33] <lhs> it's written in the stars, autarch
[22:33] <besoin> that ain't san francisco
[22:34] <pet-ty_yeoman> "ah, a method man"
[22:34] <kayke> why so high up, carl?
[22:34] <besoin> hey, don't staple a tree
[22:34] <kayke> eye level dude
[22:34] <autarch> heard this song in a swiffer commercial once
[22:34] <dan2> lol
[22:35] <dan2> wait did he fall out a window?
[22:35] <bargulk> yeah i have no idea what happened to that guy
[22:35] <pet-ty_yeoman> "get me the cheapest Gary Oldman money can buy!"
[22:36] <besoin> bring back the magnetic fields
[22:36] <lhs> meowgic mike
[22:36] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:36] <besoin> :)
[22:36] <kayke> lol
[22:36] <winjer_> dear god
[22:36] <dan2> now I know why they call it the catwalk
[22:36] <Trebbers> boooooo
[22:36] <pet-ty_yeoman> DAN
[22:36] <Bob511> "We've found our Rum Tum Tugger."
[22:36] <kayke> why the fuck is that road like that
[22:36] <Trebbers> (to the movie)
[22:36] <@Amp> lol bob
[22:36] <pet-ty_yeoman> I was already mad at lhs ;)
[22:36] <autarch> omg bob
[22:37] <kayke> they all have such tiny water bottles
[22:37] <Trebbers> "Yes, I am Sam"
[22:37] <lhs> summit is a plausible name these days
[22:38] <dan2> is this proposing that everyone is naturally attracted to cats?
[22:38] <pet-ty_yeoman> yeah if people my age are named Skye and Ryder, Summit's fine
[22:38] <Bob511> Toxoplasmosis is endemic.
[22:38] <winjer_> i hate cat guy so much
[22:38] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol
[22:38] <bargulk> summit is an inspiring name
[22:38] <lhs> heh
[22:38] <dan2> ah
[22:39] <besoin> red bull is awful
[22:39] <@Amp> these needle drops
[22:39] <kayke> his gogo juice
[22:39] <autarch> ok, that music cue was amazing
[22:39] <bargulk> incredible
[22:40] <@Amp> Suicide Squad level
[22:40] <Trebbers> yeah, feel like the money could have been better spent elsewhere
[22:40] <winjer_> dog guy rules
[22:40] <autarch> i'm all in on this movie now
[22:40] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:40] <besoin> that would be hilarious
[22:40] <winjer_> lol
[22:41] <bargulk> those 3 guys would want no part of him imo
[22:41] <bargulk> wait did he turn them into dogs?
[22:41] <autarch> moldova
[22:41] <pet-ty_yeoman> "it was in the rental contract"
[22:42] <besoin> he is a hobbit
[22:42] <dan2> the twist better be that Astin is a transformed iguana or something
[22:42] <Trebbers> ...
[22:42] <Trebbers> monte carlos
[22:43] <autarch> gonna need a T spot
[22:43] <autarch> who can give T??
[22:43] <bargulk> jesus
[22:43] <dan2> lmao
[22:43] <pet-ty_yeoman> hell damn
[22:43] <Trebbers> 2800
[22:43] <pet-ty_yeoman> tiny houses, huge old printers
[22:43] <autarch> alright, i'm only like 1s behind
[22:43] <Trebbers> Tube tv
[22:44] <Trebbers> Gotta go flat
[22:44] <autarch> thanks for the T, treb
[22:44] <autarch> told you carl was the love interest
[22:44] <Trebbers> Dressed like Olive Oyl
[22:44] <besoin> dude, you're getting a [whispers] dell
[22:44] <kayke> app expo
[22:45] <dan2> what the
[22:45] <pet-ty_yeoman> it's not -not- a proper response
[22:45] <lhs> i support it
[22:45] <autarch> ladybro
[22:45] <Trebbers> Banner ad model
[22:45] <Bob511> Cold pressed ice.
[22:46] <dan2> is this Demi doing a cover?
[22:46] <autarch> lol
[22:46] <pet-ty_yeoman> out of control
[22:47] <autarch> this guy's voice is great
[22:47] <dan2> I'm laughing at every scene and I can't even tell if it's sincere or not anymore
[22:47] <lhs> i made his house out of legos once
[22:47] <lhs> yeah this is somehow more funny than most comedies
[22:47] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol
[22:47] <pet-ty_yeoman> that was a had-to joke and it still got me :(
[22:48] <autarch> lol
[22:48] <autarch> i love that shot
[22:48] <lhs> hope he drinks out of the sink
[22:48] <kayke> her hair is a butt
[22:48] <kayke> a butt it
[22:48] <Trebbers> aha
[22:48] <pet-ty_yeoman> hope he just stands there at the sink turning it on and off and batting at the stream
[22:48] <autarch> 4th grade teacher mixed with alien
[22:48] <besoin> that's richmond, ca
[22:48] <dan2> the two hottest things, together at last
[22:49] <kayke> 4th grade teacher alien is my desired vibe, but in a completely different way
[22:49] <dan2> the nEWWWest male supermodel
[22:49] <lhs> my cat used to bite at the stream until she figured out how to lap at it
[22:49] <kayke> hahahah
[22:49] <besoin> kind of loved that shot
[22:49] <Trebbers> oh god
[22:49] <autarch> oh my god
[22:49] <autarch> holy fuck
[22:49] <winjer_> lol
[22:49] <@Amp> okay now puke
[22:49] <dan2> see now that actually is hot
[22:49] <lhs> guy fieri drinking gif
[22:49] <autarch> that is insane
[22:50] <Trebbers> Real power move
[22:50] <besoin> looking from golden gate park to alamo square
[22:50] <besoin> neat trick
[22:51] <besoin> that's the full house back there
[22:51] <bargulk> incredible scene
[22:51] <autarch> holy shit rekt
[22:51] <winjer_> lol
[22:51] <dan2> oh yes
[22:51] <pet-ty_yeoman> is this the moldy peaches
[22:52] <autarch> no don't let this guy look like a picnic blanket
[22:52] <besoin> looks like a grindr murderer
[22:52] <Trebbers> Why is he dressed like a grandpa
[22:52] <autarch> he is not abiding by WBS rules
[22:52] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol beso
[22:52] <dan2> Mindplex
[22:52] <Bob511> Garfunkle and Oats, or something like that?
[22:52] <bargulk> he looks like a king imo
[22:52] <kayke> lol
[22:53] <dan2> actually I think Astin might be a gopher
[22:53] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:53] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol dan
[22:53] <besoin> probably a beaver
[22:53] <winjer_> :D
[22:53] <besoin> always woodworking
[22:53] <dan2> yeah good call
[22:53] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol
[22:54] <autarch> manbait
[22:54] <autarch> i must be british because I need T again
[22:54] <pet-ty_yeoman> uh that was explicitly not a green light
[22:54] <bargulk> yeah
[22:54] <Trebbers> 39
[22:54] <pet-ty_yeoman> 39:00 just passed
[22:54] <autarch> alright, i synced up on my own again
[22:55] <autarch> carl btfo
[22:55] <kayke> I like sean astin, but carl is kind of a problem
[22:55] <dan2> furry friendzone'd
[22:55] <Trebbers> Carl in his courtin jeans
[22:55] <pet-ty_yeoman> Courthartts
[22:55] <besoin> ew
[22:55] <Trebbers> oh my god
[22:56] <autarch> san francisco? this should take place in Sam Diego
[22:56] <pet-ty_yeoman> a cat -would- wear white jeans
[22:56] <kayke> lol aut
[22:56] <winjer_> oh my
[22:56] <dan2> good lord
[22:56] <Trebbers> oh no
[22:56] <@Amp> "oh, i only check Yowl"
[22:57] <autarch> it was sexy with the milk
[22:57] <Trebbers> What dish was he licking?
[22:57] <besoin> it's the pine sol lady!
[22:57] <pet-ty_yeoman> uh if he was really a cat he'd already be stretched out in front of it
[22:57] <dan2> very questionable slogan
[22:57] <bargulk> my god
[22:57] <autarch> fuck
[22:57] <dan2> also is he looking at his junk in the photo?
[22:57] <Trebbers> yeah
[22:57] <pet-ty_yeoman> he is
[22:57] <pet-ty_yeoman> barbs n' all
[22:58] <Trebbers> junk is midleashed
[22:58] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol gotta remember "I've met several people now"
[22:58] <Trebbers> Never forget
[22:58] <lhs> horrifying display
[22:59] <besoin> YES
[22:59] <dan2> what
[22:59] <autarch> can't wait to see Sam get choked up when he sees dogs playing poker
[22:59] <Trebbers> go go go
[22:59] <pet-ty_yeoman> fuck yeah
[22:59] <@Amp> stuck up there for hours
[22:59] <kayke> I feel like he's the rate manic pixie dream boy
[22:59] <pet-ty_yeoman> cut to fire department rescue
[22:59] <kayke> *rare
[22:59] <autarch> lol
[22:59] <pet-ty_yeoman> -fuck yeah-
[23:00] <Trebbers> How much work could that house require
[23:00] <pet-ty_yeoman> is everything just breaking all the time or something?
[23:00] <dan2> getting legitimately worried about Chuck
[23:00] <dan2> not for him
[23:00] <Trebbers> Oh, it's supposed to be a joke
[23:00] <dan2> about him
[23:00] <bargulk> he's sabotaging it constantly so he can hang around
[23:00] <dan2> here we go
[23:00] <kayke> feelin the futon
[23:00] <autarch> this cat guy is so intense
[23:00] <besoin> i would lose my mind if he had a barbed penis and it was important to the plot
[23:00] <autarch> is she gonna fuck the cat
[23:01] <pet-ty_yeoman> please go in for a nose boop
[23:01] <Trebbers> Have you ever really felt [i]velvet[/i]
[23:01] <dan2> is this the most explicit movie of all time
[23:01] <Bob511> Or a three-hour youtube stream of squirrels.
[23:01] <dan2> lol
[23:01] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol
[23:01] <pet-ty_yeoman> turns on siri and asks for bird feeder youtube
[23:01] <Bob511> Oh, that's the joke.
[23:01] <pet-ty_yeoman> ok i was joking
[23:01] <pet-ty_yeoman> so were they
[23:02] <pet-ty_yeoman> i'm so, so sorry
[23:02] <winjer_> lol
[23:02] <dan2> I think the only cat tropes left to do are scratching post and litter box
[23:02] <Trebbers> uh
[23:02] <dan2> so I'm excited to see where this movie goes
[23:02] <Trebbers> ahahhahah
[23:02] <bargulk> missed one
[23:02] <dan2> oh forgot about that one
[23:02] <lhs> nope, dan, hairballs
[23:02] <dan2> he was doing one earlier, or at least hacking
[23:03] <lhs> yeah but he hasn't coughed one up in her shoe
[23:03] <dan2> still time
[23:03] <Trebbers> Troll house
[23:03] <bargulk> carl just got destroyed
[23:03] <kayke> go back to your troll house, carl
[23:03] <dan2> Frank Grimes
[23:03] <Trebbers> On team Fuck Carl now
[23:03] <pet-ty_yeoman> Dude ex Machina
[23:03] <autarch> i like when our 2 guys are on the same team
[23:04] <bargulk> an alley, my favorite place to retreat
[23:04] <Bob511> East Bay Vision of San Francisco, on the east of the bay.
[23:04] <pet-ty_yeoman> yeah they make a great team
[23:04] <besoin> kill him
[23:05] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol
[23:05] <dan2> bedcoins?
[23:05] <kayke> bitbike
[23:05] <pet-ty_yeoman> petcoins
[23:05] <besoin> the bike is worth $430K now
[23:05] <kayke> best friends
[23:06] <dan2> The Last Cat Man in San Francisco
[23:06] <Bob511> Ha
[23:06] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol
[23:06] <besoin> i need to watch that still
[23:06] <pet-ty_yeoman> same
[23:06] <dan2> holy shit
[23:07] <besoin> pawin' around
[23:07] <pet-ty_yeoman> hell yes
[23:07] <lhs> has this passed the bechdel though
[23:07] <pet-ty_yeoman> ah the loons of San Francisco
[23:07] <autarch> pls be baha menn
[23:07] <kayke> they talked about their app I think
[23:07] <autarch> ah dang
[23:07] <Bob511> Love coconut bliss melted dairy product.
[23:08] <pet-ty_yeoman> isn't this Berkeley
[23:08] <dan2> honestly loving this
[23:08] <Bob511> They've been running all over the bay area and back.
[23:08] <besoin> lake merritt i think
[23:08] <Bob511> Sometimes in the same scene.
[23:09] <autarch> let sam be great
[23:09] <autarch> please
[23:09] <winjer_> love this
[23:09] <autarch> lol
[23:09] <pet-ty_yeoman> thought for sure he was gonna climb out all wet & they were gonna recognize his hotness
[23:09] <winjer_> ya
[23:10] <pet-ty_yeoman> solidarity
[23:10] <pet-ty_yeoman> is -this- the moldy peaches
[23:10] <dan2> it's either garfunkle or oates
[23:10] <dan2> whichever one she is
[23:11] <dan2> it's SO cool
[23:11] <Trebbers> what
[23:11] <pet-ty_yeoman> good for her getting out there on the dating scene
[23:11] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol
[23:11] <@Amp> watching social guidance films from the 50s about how to yo-yo
[23:11] <autarch> lol
[23:11] <@Amp> no
[23:11] <@Amp> don't
[23:11] <autarch> holy shit
[23:11] <pet-ty_yeoman> yes
[23:11] <@Amp> okay
[23:11] <dan2> here it comes
[23:11] <@Amp> perfect
[23:12] <besoin> heh
[23:12] <Trebbers> ahahh
[23:12] <bargulk> good movie
[23:12] <autarch> purrfect
[23:12] <@Amp> she is
[23:12] <kayke> lol
[23:12] <@Amp> he's right
[23:12] <dan2> whao
[23:12] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol
[23:12] <besoin> she should buy some peanut butter
[23:12] <autarch> those pants
[23:12] <pet-ty_yeoman> I mean the solution is just a New Girl apartment situation right
[23:12] <lhs> jesus, besoin
[23:13] <@Amp> damn i love my pets
[23:13] <pet-ty_yeoman> it's ok to be asexual
[23:13] <Bob511> "It was pretty annoying when he started complaining about not being fed around 5:15am, though."
[23:13] <lhs> i'm going to feel weird petting my cats for the next day or so
[23:13] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol
[23:13] <winjer_> are we rooting for her to bang the pets or not?
[23:14] <pet-ty_yeoman> difficult to say
[23:14] <autarch> i guess i am
[23:14] <pet-ty_yeoman> Sam is all of us
[23:14] <kayke> she should get to bang whoever she wants
[23:14] <besoin> ehhhh
[23:14] <winjer_> lol
[23:14] <autarch> oh fuck
[23:14] <pet-ty_yeoman> I take that back
[23:14] <winjer_> hell ya
[23:14] <autarch> oh fuc k lol
[23:15] <Trebbers> Pants match his dick now
[23:15] <autarch> jesus
[23:15] <dan2> writing all these down
[23:15] <Bob511> Could they not all see that through the glass walls?
[23:15] <autarch> that's not a compliment
[23:16] <autarch> lol
[23:16] <dan2> damn
[23:16] <Trebbers> why do we need this in this
[23:16] <dan2> the big app faire
[23:16] <winjer_> cause dog guy rules
[23:16] <Bob511> Illeana Dogless
[23:16] <pet-ty_yeoman> this movie is somehow both all over the place tonally and more or less keeping it on the rails tonally
[23:16] <dan2> lol
[23:16] <Trebbers> aha bob
[23:16] <lhs> heh
[23:16] <besoin> the app expo, chester, the app expo!
[23:17] <lhs> starts humping
[23:17] <kayke> he did hump the printer though
[23:17] <autarch> but she justt saw him humping the printer
[23:17] <kayke> lets not forget the printer hump
[23:17] <winjer_> did you see how cat guy ate things?
[23:17] <dan2> Never Forget
[23:17] <pet-ty_yeoman> I mean if these were shelter pets they were neutered right
[23:17] <besoin> hopefully sam will maul big head
[23:17] <dan2> what the
[23:17] <bargulk> uh\
[23:17] <Trebbers> woah
[23:17] <lhs> that doesn't matter sometimes, yeo
[23:17] <dan2> so many insane little moments in this
[23:18] <pet-ty_yeoman> right, so they hump but it doesn't go anywhere
[23:18] <kayke> I want to work in an app office and play foosball
[23:18] <autarch> i was a ping pong man before pandemic
[23:18] <lhs> humping can just be a hobby
[23:18] <pet-ty_yeoman> I am overthinking this
[23:18] <autarch> downward dog
[23:18] <Bob511> Heh
[23:19] <pet-ty_yeoman> I was like "if they're neutered, what did the people see when they were naked?"
[23:19] <dan2> Sam is gonna poop in Chuck's tiny yard
[23:19] <Trebbers> oh no
[23:19] <dan2> Holiday Jamz
[23:20] <pet-ty_yeoman> . . .
[23:20] <winjer_> :|
[23:20] <besoin> !
[23:20] <pet-ty_yeoman> back to being very bewildered
[23:20] <dan2> that's basically scratching post
[23:20] <autarch> she knows
[23:21] <pet-ty_yeoman> yeah
[23:21] <dan2> she knew the whole time and went with it
[23:21] <Bob511> Is he allowed to open alcohol in his house?
[23:21] <Trebbers> hah
[23:21] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol bob
[23:21] <@Amp> gonna date her printer next
[23:21] <autarch> p good montage
[23:21] <autarch> lol
[23:21] <winjer_> admit you're a gopher dude
[23:22] <winjer_> now is the time
[23:23] <winjer_> are all four of them going to end up living happily ever after?
[23:23] <autarch> go away carl, you're old
[23:23] <kayke> okay, so goonies was my fave movie as a kid and I still have a crush on sean astin and I'm tired of pretending I don't
[23:24] <kayke> carl is not the best character, but sean astin is cute
[23:25] <autarch> i'm tearing up
[23:25] <pet-ty_yeoman> aww autarch
[23:25] <autarch> this is insnane
[23:26] <bargulk> fuck
[23:26] <dan2> damn
[23:26] <winjer_> lol
[23:26] <kayke> this is better than twilight
[23:26] <Trebbers> ahahha
[23:26] <autarch> lmao
[23:26] <dan2> how I wish this was a 5 movie long series
[23:26] <pet-ty_yeoman> I'd watch this tv show
[23:26] <Bob511> With different animals each time out?
[23:26] <besoin> kate micucci is doing a great job with this
[23:26] <autarch> this guy
[23:26] <winjer_> yeah this was a great choice
[23:27] <kayke> would a fish turned human breathe air or water?
[23:27] <pet-ty_yeoman> kayke I was overthinking it earlier
[23:27] <autarch> total cat move
[23:27] <pet-ty_yeoman> and I realized that I just had to let go
[23:27] <bargulk> the mechanics aren't very well laid out, he's done stuff you'd need claws for yet seems to have human nails
[23:27] <pet-ty_yeoman> I mean Diego got his nutz back
[23:27] <kayke> yeah I guess the real question is would the fish turned human fuck
[23:27] <@Amp> so the cat is teaching her how to be a human
[23:28] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol kayke a question as old as time
[23:28] <besoin> finally the app expo
[23:28] <besoin> you can tell it's the app expo because of the 3 signs
[23:28] <pet-ty_yeoman> is something going to explode behind them
[23:28] <autarch> shkreli
[23:28] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol
[23:29] <autarch> shkreli
[23:29] <dan2> just a plate of asparagus
[23:29] <Trebbers> Teach a girl to fuck a fish
[23:29] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol
[23:29] <bargulk> appropriate tech bro depiction imo
[23:29] <dan2> unleash your sex powers
[23:29] <@Amp> what's Goku doing here?!
[23:29] <pet-ty_yeoman> yeah the tech bro depiction in the movie is pretty spot-on
[23:29] <autarch> shkreli cucked
[23:30] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:30] <autarch> yeah they nailed the tech bro type
[23:30] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol
[23:30] <bargulk> good scene
[23:30] <dan2> Summit is our generation's Chaplin
[23:30] <autarch> hly fuck
[23:30] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol dan
[23:31] <winjer_> lol
[23:31] <kayke> the app expo is kind of low budget
[23:31] <pet-ty_yeoman> isn't it always
[23:31] <dan2> apps are having a down year
[23:31] <besoin> you think they need more signs?
[23:31] <bargulk> thre are no chairs lol
[23:31] <pet-ty_yeoman> is the no chairs a wework metaphor
[23:32] <Trebbers> Is he a bird
[23:32] <pet-ty_yeoman> is he going to asphyxiate
[23:32] <autarch> lol
[23:32] <dan2> he's a theiving magpie
[23:32] <Bob511> Even Bigger HEad
[23:32] <dan2> and Micucci is a gerbil
[23:32] <pet-ty_yeoman> opportunitaster
[23:32] <dan2> every single person in this was actually an animal
[23:33] <lhs> yeah it's basically true blood
[23:33] <autarch> yeoman lol
[23:33] <besoin> the success of your app rides on the 47 people at this conference
[23:33] <pet-ty_yeoman> phrasing!
[23:33] <dan2> wait that gives me an idea...pets.com!
[23:33] <pet-ty_yeoman> ahah dan
[23:33] <bargulk> this movie is the vanguard of the new tech mysticism
[23:33] <winjer_> wait she still wants dog guy
[23:34] <besoin> but is it a super moon
[23:34] <pet-ty_yeoman> seems like every moon is a super moon these days
[23:34] <bargulk> it's a super MOOn (cow man)
[23:34] <besoin> those are stars alright
[23:34] <dan2> holding out for a squid man in the sequel
[23:35] <lhs> the astrology shit is ruining this for me
[23:35] <winjer_> ferret twins
[23:35] <dan2> what does the app do again?
[23:35] <pet-ty_yeoman> it's a plot device
[23:35] <autarch> foh, carl
[23:35] <dan2> it's just pictures of the constellations?
[23:36] <bargulk> that's what people pay the big bucks for dan
[23:36] <Bob511> Connects you with independently contracted astrologers.
[23:36] <pet-ty_yeoman> Party Down crossovertunity
[23:36] <dan2> all 4 of them are gonna live in the tiny house
[23:36] <pet-ty_yeoman> I hope so
[23:37] <kayke> if I were 14 I'd be weeping
[23:37] <pet-ty_yeoman> uh oh
[23:37] <bargulk> don't fight the tears
[23:37] <dan2> I'm feelin it
[23:38] <Trebbers> fhah
[23:38] <dan2> down boy
[23:38] <pet-ty_yeoman> "unleashing my-"
[23:38] <autarch> stpop
[23:38] <besoin> why are they just laughing at this
[23:38] <besoin> heh
[23:39] <lhs> eat it
[23:39] <autarch> beard guy was just trying to stop a sexual assault
[23:39] <Trebbers> ha lhs
[23:39] <dan2> bloodhound incoming
[23:39] <kayke> their "mean boss" has seemed very nice this whole time
[23:39] <kayke> like I know she's extra nice now because of dog man
[23:39] <kayke> but she didn't do anything mean before he showed up
[23:39] <bargulk> it's a film born of privilege
[23:40] <pet-ty_yeoman> forgot about that one too
[23:40] <dan2> I'm hoping theres a 3 hour cut that fills in those scenes kayke
[23:40] <besoin> NOW this song words
[23:40] <besoin> *works
[23:40] <autarch> yeah
[23:40] <bargulk> movie is kind of good as hell
[23:40] <kayke> my inner child is distraught
[23:40] <autarch> yeah it won me over
[23:40] <pet-ty_yeoman> wierdly ok as heck
[23:41] <dan2> oh I fully love it
[23:41] <autarch> love a fantasy romance
[23:41] <besoin> isn't it going to be awkward keeping them as pets now
[23:41] <autarch> yes
[23:41] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol i just got pounced on by a cat
[23:41] <Bob511> They're just going to let a cat and dog get home from across the bay.
[23:41] <pet-ty_yeoman> -topical-
[23:42] <autarch> stop it, he is like 55
[23:42] <bargulk> anyone here see the wolf children? that movie fucked me up tbh
[23:42] <besoin> they rode the bark, bob
[23:42] <Bob511> ....
[23:42] <kayke> he is 9 years older than her and is only 50 rn
[23:42] <pet-ty_yeoman> Ajax has been under the printer this whole time
[23:42] <besoin> this is a scene from a talking cat
[23:42] <dan2> taking him to a farm upstate
[23:42] <Bob511> Do they just let you live on national parks?
[23:43] <pet-ty_yeoman> "no, Ajax is in heaven, Summit is at the beach."
[23:43] <bargulk> they can't stop you, it's public land
[23:43] <autarch> iced T??
[23:43] <besoin> time for the beaver reveal
[23:43] <dan2> those are Powerades
[23:43] <kayke> together again
[23:44] <besoin> 4 people, $0 rent. love a happy ending.
[23:44] <@Amp> diego dead
[23:44] <Trebbers> MINDPLEX
[23:44] <pet-ty_yeoman> that's the truly fantastical part
[23:44] <Bob511> The verisimilitude of the very conspicuous breaker panel is odd.
[23:44] <Trebbers> oh man
[23:44] <dan2> Mindplex sounds like a direct to DVD Christopher Nolan ripoff
[23:44] <autarch> she's gonna be a suspect
[23:44] <autarch> lol
[23:44] <dan2> just delightful
[23:44] <Bob511> Does this house actually have power?
[23:44] <Trebbers> Take a bow Finn
[23:44] <besoin> u crazy for this one, finn taylor
[23:44] <@Amp> clipart going wild
[23:45] <kayke> he said it has solar panels
[23:45] <autarch> towers of power
[23:45] <Bob511> No, I mean, really.
[23:45] <pet-ty_yeoman> this feels like it came from an alternate reality
[23:45] <Trebbers> yeah
[23:45] <dan2> I want to say that was insane but I think what I mean is that all other movies are not insane enough
[23:45] <pet-ty_yeoman> well said dan
[23:45] <besoin> i wonder how much stephen merritt got for this
[23:45] <autarch> well done, micucci
[23:45] <kayke> yeah if all other movies were like this, I'd be happy
[23:45] <bargulk> i'm thinking about clifford for some reason
[23:45] <dan2> I used to watch one of this director's other movies on the IFC channel a lot
[23:45] <besoin> hey, and chat is french for cat
[23:45] <bargulk> martin short not big red dog
[23:46] <dan2> all I remember is Catherine Erbe is in it
[23:46] <kayke> I want to go to a theater and not know if a lady is going to fuck her cat in the movie
[23:46] <Trebbers> what a beautiful dream
[23:46] <besoin> heh, kayke
[23:46] <pet-ty_yeoman> a rare feel good victory for shitflixe
[23:46] <dan2> yeah
[23:47] <bargulk> that was enjoyable
[23:47] <dan2> Big Guy - Erik Braa
[23:47] <Trebbers> def
[23:47] <bargulk> couldn't be a better name to play big guy than erik braa
[23:47] <pet-ty_yeoman> lol
[23:47] <besoin> kat walker
[23:47] <autarch> lol
[23:48] <pet-ty_yeoman> a name straight outta Nathan's discarded username change ideas bin
[23:48] <autarch> DINKO
[23:48] <@Amp> lol
[23:48] <besoin> yoyo maker
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[23:48] <dan2> I want to see some more exotic animals in a potential sequel
[23:48] <Bob511> Tim Blake Nelson?
[23:48] <dan2> Moose vs. Flamingo
[23:48] <Trebbers> Lazy Bonezz
[23:48] <autarch> bonz, kon
[23:48] <@Amp> LAZY BONEZZ
[23:48] <dan2> Cream
[23:48] <autarch> kong
[23:48] <lhs> your basic bird
[23:48] <@Amp> lmao
[23:48] <dan2> love that name
[23:48] <besoin> seems like a lot of yoyo action was left on the cutting room floor
[23:49] <@Amp> so many songs
[23:49] <autarch> so many sonngs
[23:49] <@Amp> quadruple LP
[23:49] <dan2> "What kind of bird do you have?" "Oh you know, just your basic bird"
[23:49] <Trebbers> ah
[23:49] <kayke> special thanks to apps
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