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Postby Ampersand » Sun Aug 22, 2021 8:43 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
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Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Aug 22, 2021 10:37 pm

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[22:12] <@Amp> 3
[22:12] <@Amp> 2
[22:12] <@Amp> 1
[22:13] <besoin> did brian de palma direct this
[22:13] <kayke> "shut up baby"
[22:13] <autarch> sht
[22:13] <autarch> shit
[22:13] <autarch> T????
[22:13] <dan2> 1:10
[22:14] <autarch> gimmee 1:30
[22:14] <autarch> gimmee 1:30
[22:14] <dan2> 130
[22:14] <Trebbers> 130
[22:14] <autarch> ty
[22:14] <dan2> "Excuse me maam, do you work here?"
[22:15] <lhs> put a cork in that baby
[22:15] <besoin> buy, sell, buy...sell
[22:15] <dan2> "Just closed a deal on a primo baby"
[22:16] <kayke> let-her-oscopy
[22:16] <besoin> it's one of the aunts from sabrina
[22:16] <besoin> ...the teenage witch
[22:16] <dan2> legend
[22:17] <kayke> the baby doesn't want to sleep in that haunted little cage
[22:17] <Bob511> "They're just the worst coworkers."
[22:19] <kayke> a roll of the eggs
[22:19] <autarch> wait the baby has ovarian cancer?
[22:19] <besoin> ehhhh
[22:20] <besoin> it's not really up to him, is it
[22:20] <kayke> this is such a weird character
[22:20] <@Amp> listen, she's baby crazy
[22:21] <kayke> "about that"
[22:21] <Trebbers> yadda yadda
[22:22] <kayke> omg
[22:22] <kayke> calm down
[22:22] <Trebbers> uh oh
[22:22] <Trebbers> "Gushers 2.0 is a go, hon"
[22:22] <kayke> babies love stereos
[22:23] <dan2> if it's a 90s movie, the husband will be an architect about 70% of the time
[22:23] <lhs> baby's first construction boombox
[22:23] <besoin> that's a sony sports radio, my friend
[22:23] <autarch> iis that the submarine elon musk tried to build for the kids in the cave in thailand?
[22:23] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:23] <besoin> source: i shoplifted several sony sports walkmans in 1992
[22:24] <kayke> tiny mouth architect husband
[22:24] <dan2> send her an appology baby, I'm sure there's a company that delivers
[22:24] <Trebbers> It's like the dude has a dummy he's trying to talk through
[22:24] <kayke> I feel like if you find cancer in someone while operating you should like legally have to take the cancer out??
[22:25] <kayke> don't just sew someone back up and let them decide to keep the cancer
[22:25] <Trebbers> Yeah, no 'let it mellow' doctrine in the OR
[22:25] <besoin> did the crib get like 3x bigger
[22:25] <dan2> yeah but then you have to wash your hands AGAIN
[22:25] <dan2> better to just save the water
[22:25] <Trebbers> yesssssssss
[22:25] <autarch> HULK SMAAAASH
[22:25] <dan2> the cradle will wreck
[22:27] <besoin> talk to your husband, bro
[22:27] <Trebbers> Hold on to that bait knife dude
[22:27] <lhs> this husband is an architect of his own demise
[22:27] <kayke> lol
[22:28] <autarch> lol
[22:28] <Bob511> I don't think they pay out that fast.
[22:28] <autarch> "I coulda won state!"
[22:28] <kayke> maybe I'd pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today
[22:28] <dan2> lol
[22:28] <autarch> lol kayke
[22:28] <besoin> god i want to win the lottery
[22:28] <besoin> i don't play or anything, but the odds are about the same
[22:29] <besoin> oh come on
[22:29] <Trebbers> Doh damn
[22:29] <autarch> lol
[22:29] <Trebbers> Thought he'd live longer
[22:29] <autarch> his cranium didn't close up when he was a baby. he still had a soft spot.
[22:29] <dan2> if she's taking down one that big in teh first 15 minutes I can't wait to see where this ends
[22:29] <besoin> why is that lady cosplaying ally mcbeal at a funeral
[22:30] <dan2> lol
[22:30] <autarch> they all look great
[22:30] <autarch> has she never heard of adoptions?
[22:30] <besoin> she said she wanted someone who looked like her and had "a little piece of her inside"
[22:30] <lhs> go nuts and get some cats
[22:31] <dan2> "What if she was practicing witchcraft, could that get her fired?"
[22:31] <besoin> just go to hawaii, delta
[22:32] <Trebbers> If you squint she looks like Robert Smith trying out for the Falcons
[22:32] <besoin> heh
[22:32] <autarch> lol
[22:32] <kayke> lol
[22:32] <besoin> they should have been playing why can't i be you there
[22:33] <Trebbers> No shame in a stall freakout
[22:33] <autarch> not the first time this hidden camera has caught some pounding
[22:33] <besoin> now she really looks like robert smith
[22:33] <Trebbers> for real
[22:34] <besoin> "are these pills blue or orange or...?"
[22:34] <Trebbers> ahaha
[22:35] <besoin> is that really waterfront
[22:36] <xtn> functional but interesting is how i would describe most dicks
[22:36] <autarch> that house is great
[22:36] <kayke> hahaha
[22:36] <dan2> that house looks like some chocolate cake slices piled on top of each other
[22:36] <dan2> which is great
[22:37] <autarch> fraternal twin peaks
[22:37] <besoin> she's going to erase a support beam from one of his drawings
[22:37] <xtn> i feel like if your syringes are that organized you know which drawer theyre in
[22:37] <autarch> whose house is this?
[22:37] <lhs> the doctor's
[22:37] <kayke> i don't understand why that nightgown was in a dry cleaning bag
[22:37] <Trebbers> what the fuck is that statue
[22:38] <besoin> i also keep an aztec totem next to my old spic
[22:38] <besoin> e
[22:38] <dan2> man this house is honestly sick as hell
[22:38] <kayke> yeah I want this house
[22:38] <dan2> someone should track the downfall of american architechture through Lifetime films
[22:38] <kayke> I guess I should become a famous doctor
[22:38] <autarch> yeah why would she move out of this house?
[22:38] <besoin> joke's on delta -- apple cider vinegar will make it a super baby
[22:38] <Trebbers> Unsafe for baby
[22:38] <Trebbers> for some reason
[22:39] <dan2> is she gonna pickle the Doctor's baby?
[22:39] <kayke> just have a safer baby
[22:39] <Trebbers> Yeah, it's not gonna feel any different to draw EVOO
[22:39] <autarch> jesus that thing is huge
[22:39] <besoin> what the heck
[22:40] <Bob511> Worried she forgot she had a baby.
[22:40] <kayke> hahaha
[22:40] <Trebbers> Now she has a hell of a hankerin for some spagett
[22:41] <Trebbers> Shame those glass brick walls went away
[22:41] <autarch> why would he do that for her?
[22:41] <besoin> he's horny
[22:41] <autarch> what?
[22:42] <kayke> he's great
[22:42] <kayke> is he turtley enough for the turtle club?
[22:43] <besoin> phone-a-boarder
[22:43] <Trebbers> The 2nd opinion doctor certainly was
[22:43] <Bob511> Why did the first three buttons make different tones if all the prefixes are 555?
[22:43] <Bob511> I mean, come on.
[22:44] <besoin> there goes their popcorn money
[22:44] <kayke> it's Bumblebee
[22:45] <kayke> this is a very thorough local newspaper
[22:46] <besoin> let the lady shit
[22:47] <besoin> what is this place exactly?
[22:48] <lhs> a business lab
[22:48] <besoin> but that courier literally has her signature saying she received the sample?
[22:48] <xtn> this movie is about how women shouldnt work, i guess
[22:48] <autarch> the delivery of this stuff is usually pretty secure.
[22:48] <Trebbers> Just shout them results into the open air
[22:48] <lhs> when you can't have a baby, the natural order of things goes right out the window
[22:49] <Trebbers> Baby makes women crazy, but so does not having baby
[22:49] <Trebbers> curious
[22:49] <autarch> "make it a triple!"
[22:50] <besoin> this baby's gonna smell like an olive garden
[22:50] <besoin> time to hack the microsoft access database
[22:50] <autarch> ahahaha
[22:51] <lhs> minesweep those babies
[22:51] <autarch> lol
[22:51] <dan2> lol
[22:51] <kayke> she's switching all the babies
[22:51] <dan2> You Wouldn't Download a Baby
[22:51] <Bob511> Heh
[22:51] <besoin> does this lab solely do pregnancy tests
[22:51] <kayke> like the scene where the grinch fucks with the mail
[22:51] <autarch> I think we'd just prefer someone who could have a baby
[22:52] <besoin> heh
[22:52] <Trebbers> what is the job she wants
[22:52] <autarch> doin it for exposure
[22:52] <Trebbers> What are 'these'
[22:52] <besoin> no idea what her game is here
[22:52] <autarch> the penske file
[22:53] <besoin> oh, the husband
[22:53] <kayke> pencils up
[22:53] <@Amp> lmao
[22:53] <Trebbers> Dieconderoga
[22:53] <@Amp> I'm starting to like her
[22:54] <besoin> jim and linda
[22:54] <Trebbers> THE MARSH
[22:54] <dan2> Gennifer Jarner
[22:55] <besoin> i mean, this is the lab's problem
[22:55] <lhs> thank god yelp doesn't exist yet
[22:55] <Bob511> "Doctor, babies, everywhere!"
[22:55] <besoin> they'd just change their name to cml
[22:56] <Trebbers> "LOCAL WOMAN STILL PREGNANT"
[22:58] <kayke> they have a hotel looking duvet
[22:58] <besoin> "i misdesigned the house"
[22:59] <xtn> you know its gonna be good when they get that leaf lettuce
[22:59] <lhs> heh
[22:59] <xtn> nice curve
[23:00] <Trebbers> ahhah
[23:00] <lhs> save her, edward
[23:00] <autarch> nobody has that kind of accuracy
[23:00] <besoin> nailed it
[23:00] <kayke> got her!
[23:00] <autarch> omg that little toy piano
[23:00] <dan2> maybe she practiced nailing teh trajectory
[23:01] <Bob511> Need that with the ambient crowd noise of someone sinking a long putt.
[23:01] <Trebbers> ahha
[23:01] <dan2> lol
[23:01] <Trebbers> "GET IN THE HOLE!"
[23:02] <autarch> the grocery carts weren't going that fast
[23:02] <autarch> admit your wife's a crank
[23:02] <Bob511> That house is in a neighborhood?
[23:02] <@Amp> "eh, not too bad"
[23:03] <dan2> i want a prank wife
[23:03] <autarch> was that dubbed?
[23:03] <besoin> chandler's laptop
[23:04] <besoin> etude in E-VOO
[23:04] <lhs> doctor baby
[23:05] <kayke> droppin grapes
[23:05] <besoin> just eating a sandwich while i wait
[23:06] <dan2> she must have watched Baby's Day Out and thought that there were stray babies just wandering around construction sites
[23:06] <Trebbers> Gary has Elaine Benes boyfriend vibes
[23:06] <dan2> heh
[23:06] <besoin> "you can see vancouver from up here"
[23:07] <lhs> plenty of space for a playroom (either kind)
[23:07] <xtn> big gta4 vibes
[23:09] <Bob511> "Well, let me show you."
[23:09] <lhs> need an architect to design your line of bras
[23:09] <dan2> my god, that's baby's music
[23:09] <Trebbers> ahh
[23:09] <kayke> feeling up her thyroid
[23:09] <@Amp> lol dan
[23:10] <@Amp> bottomless pit
[23:10] <kayke> one room for the dolls
[23:10] <besoin> guess that sabrina wasn't a witch
[23:10] <dan2> this is how Amp has all his Funko Pops
[23:10] <besoin> resting on his breast?
[23:10] <autarch> aren't hysterectomies reversible?
[23:10] <dan2> yep
[23:11] <dan2> on the breast part
[23:11] <kayke> they straight up take the uterus out don't they?
[23:11] <lhs> that's right
[23:12] <Trebbers> "This shit is delicious"
[23:12] <dan2> "One of your classic pranks, eh?"
[23:12] <kayke> c'mon
[23:12] <besoin> hey, that's the royal york
[23:13] <besoin> i stayed there in 2006
[23:13] <lhs> they switched it to esurance
[23:14] <kayke> she should go stay somewhere else
[23:14] <autarch> yeah the house is where it's not saffe
[23:14] <autarch> just bad logic
[23:15] <kayke> swanky hotel
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[23:16] <autarch> what is he doing there
[23:16] <@Amp> this is a power look
[23:17] <dan2> Maternal Basic Instinct
[23:17] <@Amp> heh
[23:17] <lhs> treb's username is in the third trimester now
[23:17] <Trebbers__> ahh
[23:17] <dan2> lol
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[23:17] <besoin> heh
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[23:18] <kayke> gently resting her boppos on his forearm
[23:18] <lhs> what if we install a doggy door for the baby
[23:18] <kayke> his tiny mouth one kisses one special lady
[23:19] <kayke> *only
[23:19] <dan2> taking him out to a deserted area so she can throw ice cream in his face
[23:19] <autarch> calling every suburban office park a mini silicon valley
[23:20] <kayke> omg does she have a mine?
[23:20] <Trebbers> ahahh
[23:20] <besoin> stay away from the cliffs, man
[23:20] <xtn> lol
[23:20] <kayke> is she activating a bomb?!?
[23:20] <autarch> he can't not hear this
[23:20] <autarch> nice dodge!!
[23:20] <Bob511> Damn, should have brought shopping carts.
[23:20] <autarch> this guy's good
[23:20] <besoin> the trees, man
[23:21] <@Amp> the music
[23:21] <autarch> fun vof ghd gfddx
[23:21] <dan2> this guy should quit his architect job and start getting hunted by rich people for sport
[23:21] <xtn> his dedication to staying in open areas to keep it fair is admirable
[23:21] <autarch> run for the trees
[23:21] <xtn> well was
[23:21] <@Amp> donutted
[23:21] <Bob511> Credit for all the hush-little-baby arrangements in this movie.
[23:21] <lhs> he's going to keep going in circles until she runs out of gas
[23:21] <Trebbers> [Benny Hill theme intensifies]
[23:21] <@Amp> hehe
[23:21] <autarch> he gave it a good run
[23:22] <autarch> no, he said he doesn't want to
[23:22] <xtn> this really is what playing in the woods in the early 90s felt like
[23:22] <dan2> THUR
[23:22] <dan2> Baby Monitor the Sound of Fear
[23:22] <lhs> i would like to watch baby monitor: the sound of fear
[23:22] <dan2> lifetime you're the gift that keeps on giving
[23:23] <kayke> hahaha what
[23:23] <lhs> trick or treat
[23:23] <dan2> the ultimate ding dong ditch
[23:24] <kayke> little potato
[23:24] <autarch> how does she keep getting behind the scenes
[23:25] <lhs> pre-9/11 security was garbage
[23:25] <Trebbers> Tell me to 'reh'
[23:25] <autarch> yeah true
[23:25] <kayke> what she needs is a hug, joe
[23:25] <autarch> it's apple cider
[23:25] <Trebbers> ah
[23:26] <kayke> asmr: your fellow doctor gives you a mild sedative
[23:26] <dan2> writing up the betting odds for the after hours baby races
[23:26] <Bob511> Ha
[23:27] <autarch> how many fake jobs has she had?
[23:27] <kayke> she has a million jobs
[23:27] <autarch> this is like catch me if you can
[23:27] <kayke> like barbie
[23:27] <lhs> the count of mommy cristo
[23:27] <dan2> lol
[23:27] <autarch> lol lhs
[23:28] <dan2> "ehhh, this one's kind of a dud"
[23:28] <Bob511> She probably would enjoy the Hitman games, seems like her skillset would play up really well.
[23:28] <autarch> i can
[23:28] <autarch> i can't watch her kill a baby
[23:28] <dan2> there's a mod waiting to happen bob
[23:28] <Bob511> Aha
[23:28] <besoin> she already said she doesn't want a baby that isn't hers
[23:28] <besoin> they'd better not go back on that
[23:28] <xtn> this is what happens whenever i catsit
[23:29] <kayke> if you steal it, it's yours
[23:29] <lhs> can confirm
[23:29] <dan2> finders keepers
[23:29] <Trebbers> "Gonna take you to Baby Bluff"
[23:29] <besoin> she'll make it look like a suicide
[23:29] <autarch> is she just feeding it cooking oil?
[23:29] <xtn> thats nutriment
[23:30] <xtn> oh my god is she going to put it back
[23:30] <kayke> hhahaha
[23:31] <autarch> would love a burger
[23:31] <dan2> nothing like a hospital cafeteria burger
[23:31] <xtn> shes gonna switch the dr and the baby
[23:31] <xtn> epic
[23:31] <autarch> pre-9/11 security was crap, but pre-9/11 cafeterias were incredible
[23:31] <dan2> it's Face/Off time
[23:31] <besoin> she's so mad at this lady
[23:32] <autarch> it's not even the lady's fault
[23:32] <xtn> i find the imagery comforting honestly
[23:33] <kayke> whatsa goin on
[23:33] <dan2> wait, the baby signed out??
[23:33] <autarch> "did you check under the bed?"
[23:33] <Bob511> They let babies sign themselves out?
[23:33] <kayke> taking her to freddy kruger
[23:34] <besoin> 1-2 delta's comin' for you
[23:34] <autarch> this steam will be great for her skin
[23:34] <xtn> half life: origins
[23:34] <besoin> that is a massive wrench
[23:34] <kayke> comically large
[23:34] <Bob511> "We have a BDO alert, I repeat"
[23:34] <dan2> none of these wimp weapons for Delta
[23:35] <Bob511> Whoa
[23:35] <Trebbers> amazing
[23:35] <@Amp> damn
[23:35] <autarch> jesus
[23:35] <kayke> combo
[23:35] <Trebbers> just brutal
[23:35] <besoin> such a body count in this movie
[23:35] <autarch> they let volunteers in the nursery?
[23:35] <Trebbers> sure
[23:35] <autarch> wtf
[23:36] <Trebbers> I mean, real volunteers with IDs and such
[23:36] <Bob511> Wrench vs Wrench
[23:36] <xtn> YOUR WRENCH MUST BE THIS TALL TO APPEAR IN MOVIE
[23:36] <autarch> she can't be that hard to outrun with the oversized wrench
[23:36] <Trebbers> Def didn't predict wrench fight finale
[23:37] <autarch> we saw alex rider use that steam vent move too
[23:37] <lhs> angela and jordan making out in the corner
[23:37] <kayke> awww I miss the wrenches already
[23:37] <xtn> the baby is clasping a tiny wrench. nothing will ever be the same
[23:38] <autarch> watch your back, lady
[23:38] <lhs> she joined a cult
[23:38] <autarch> this guy probably designed the inside of like the disney store at the mall
[23:39] <besoin> why'd they giver her an american girl doll
[23:39] <lhs> setting it up for stalked by my delta 2
[23:39] <@Amp> if only
[23:39] <@Amp> BABY MONITOR!!!
[23:40] <@Amp> wow what a night of entertainment
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Aug 25, 2021 11:02 am

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Postby Catullus » Wed Aug 25, 2021 12:19 pm

I'm so fucking pumped the first movie was 85% worse than anticipated in the best way.
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:18 pm

Catullus wrote:I'm so fucking pumped the first movie was 85% worse than anticipated in the best way.


about 1.5 hours until it gets worse! :D
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Aug 25, 2021 8:45 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
FIFTY SHADES DARKER

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Postby Ampersand » Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:02 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Aug 25, 2021 11:19 pm

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[22:11] <@Amp> 3
[22:11] <@Amp> 2
[22:11] <@Amp> 1
[22:11] <dan2> gotta start this one early
[22:11] <besoin> what the hell
[22:12] <dan2> waht was that voice
[22:12] <Trebbers> Like Fritz Lang said, scope is only good for funerals and dicks
[22:12] <Trebbers> Is the director of the third one also problematic
[22:12] <Bob511> Rob Zombie's Fifty Shades of Gray
[22:13] <Trebbers> ?
[22:13] <kayke> "good luck at job"
[22:13] <Trebbers> Can't remember how the last one ended
[22:13] <besoin> she got mad he whipped her and left him
[22:13] <lhs> they were fucking and then they weren't
[22:14] <lhs> i made it like 15 pages into the sequel btw
[22:14] <Trebbers> Cradley Booper
[22:14] <lhs> couldn't do it
[22:14] <besoin> moldplay
[22:14] <kayke> danny elfy
[22:14] <Trebbers> All turtles
[22:14] <dan2> sign me up
[22:14] <besoin> A VIDEO MESSAGE
[22:14] <kayke> turtles all the way down
[22:14] <lhs> "jose" was having an art exhibition though
[22:14] <@Amp> get this woman a PSL, stat
[22:15] <Trebbers> Nobody said it was eBay
[22:15] <besoin> i see bella heathcote
[22:15] <Trebbers> Why does she live in that house
[22:16] <Trebbers> "You'd have to beat it out of me"
[22:16] <lhs> boyce fox
[22:16] <@Amp> "you look nice" for her means she's not dressed like an elderly cat lady
[22:16] <kayke> office built by bees
[22:16] <besoin> it's the bad racist doctor from the knick
[22:16] <Trebbers> Oh yeah
[22:16] <dan2> something about that "Bye!" killed me
[22:17] <lhs> jose's exhibit of windows logon screens
[22:17] <kayke> josé! how could you!
[22:17] <Bob511> Anna and Hannah.
[22:17] <besoin> big bella swan energy here
[22:17] <Bob511> Didn't think those hires through.
[22:17] <@Amp> Josecob
[22:17] <besoin> "gosh why is everyone so fascinated with me??"
[22:17] <lhs> i think of him as fakob
[22:18] <Trebbers> "If you had asked, I wouldn't have sued"
[22:18] <kayke> I wish jacob had been in to photography
[22:18] <besoin> gee who could it be
[22:18] <kayke> photography and motorcycles
[22:18] <besoin> she needs a restraining order
[22:18] <Trebbers> He'd just like it
[22:19] <Trebbers> oooof
[22:19] <kayke> fucky barnes
[22:20] <Trebbers> Christian took diction classes from Forest Whitaker
[22:20] <Bob511> Do feel a little bad for Fakob.
[22:20] <Bob511> He thinks somebody bought his photos because they're good.
[22:20] <besoin> :[
[22:21] <Trebbers> Maybe nobody buys art because it's good
[22:21] <dan2> GREEN vegetables, please
[22:22] <Trebbers> Wait what
[22:22] <Trebbers> Why was he doing it otherwise
[22:22] <Bob511> She was working off of some other, less common definition of "sadist" I guess.
[22:23] <dan2> her name was Crack?
[22:23] <besoin> he sounds funny somehow
[22:23] <besoin> like he has a sinus infection
[22:23] <@Amp> she was a light BDSM addict. you fill in the blanks
[22:23] <Trebbers> What if the movie's understanding of sex is right and mine has been wrong all this time?
[22:23] <kayke> he sucks! leave!
[22:23] <Trebbers> His accent is better, but not good
[22:24] <dan2> "From now on you can just wear Amy the Hedgehog dress, you don't need to put on the mask anymore."
[22:24] <kayke> hahahaha
[22:24] <Trebbers> "Maybe for my birthday"
[22:24] <lhs> wrapped in cupboard liner
[22:24] <besoin> el james is probably busy at work on fifty shades of grey: as told by taylor
[22:25] <Trebbers> "What do you call...this?"
[22:25] <kayke> bread
[22:25] <@Amp> i had kayke thinking for a minute that James had written a version of the trilogy from Jose's perspectiv
[22:26] <besoin> that might accidentally be interesting
[22:26] <@Amp> agreed
[22:26] <Trebbers> Would wouldn't get their ass slapped for a new 7s plus
[22:26] <kayke> girl he is using find my phone to track you 100%
[22:26] <Trebbers> *Who
[22:26] <lhs> for the christian perspective book, apparently she just switched the first person to third person and vice versa
[22:26] <Trebbers> "Why is location services grey'd out?"
[22:27] <kayke> this guy makes me miss when tom felton was a detective on the flash
[22:27] <kayke> I miss his big ass forehead
[22:27] <@Amp> this guy looks like a Skarsgaard brother who was left to die in the forest
[22:27] <dan2> lol
[22:27] <besoin> she's an old girlfriend of jekyll's
[22:28] <lhs> boyce fox
[22:28] <besoin> haha
[22:28] <dan2> was hoping Voicebox would be a book version of https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0057/3728/3618/products/41099f8a648d5687a408f7229e36bbba_4e6e344a-a5aa-4826-9166-eba734e290f6_480x.progressive.jpg?v=1573592707
[22:29] <besoin> 20 minutes of christian eating hot pockets
[22:29] <Trebbers> oh god
[22:30] <kayke> i don't get what either of them want out of this
[22:30] <dan2> she's going to fix him!!
[22:31] <kayke> she should spank him
[22:33] <@Amp> "keep going, this vanilla gets me hot"
[22:34] <besoin> this guy really works on his lower back
[22:34] <dan2> why do you think you waited. fursex.
[22:34] <kayke> okay so are they just a normal shitty couple now?
[22:35] <@Amp> "I was waiting for my Heathcliff"
[22:35] <besoin> yeah, that's what the vanilla ice cream was about
[22:35] <kayke> ummm?
[22:35] <dan2> vanilla icecream dulls the libido
[22:35] <@Amp> it's an irish thing
[22:35] <dan2> I only eat the really twisted stuff
[22:36] <kayke> you can heat it up
[22:36] <besoin> anastasia is really dull
[22:36] <@Amp> what a dummy
[22:36] <besoin> whoa, whoa, sign it over to me
[22:36] <@Amp> she spent 15 minutes pouring that juice
[22:36] <kayke> anna only wants bitcoin
[22:37] <dan2> c'mon, show us that Christian piston
[22:37] <@Amp> what a coincidence, a 24,000 breakfast check
[22:38] <kayke> a girl with a wrist? we have to leave
[22:38] <besoin> makeover montage
[22:38] <@Amp> "she has this bang problem"
[22:39] <besoin> "can you do something with this peasant?"
[22:39] <kayke> "give her the bella swan wedding look"
[22:39] <besoin> "where are you going? come meet the lady who sexually assaulted me as a kid"
[22:40] <besoin> "clearly"
[22:40] <dan2> how old is Christian supposed to be?
[22:40] <besoin> this is all so bizarre
[22:42] <besoin> should be kinda disturbing to her that he identified her as prey and groomed her
[22:43] <Trebbers> what
[22:44] <besoin> is the lipstick cold or something
[22:44] <@Amp> this is some kinky fuckery
[22:44] <kayke> ummm
[22:44] <Trebbers> What the fucking fuck
[22:44] <besoin> *groan*
[22:44] <kayke> "don't touch the tatas"
[22:44] <Trebbers> hypersensitive nips
[22:45] <besoin> drake couldn't make it
[22:45] <lhs> can't touch the baby bib area
[22:45] <dan2> ok finally a good man
[22:45] <@Amp> "your hair is, uh, shit"
[22:45] <kayke> when I said I wanted a gay character I didn't mean this
[22:46] <dan2> "Is it OK to wear this to the ball?"
[22:47] <dan2> seems like they would really weigh down your ears
[22:47] <Trebbers> hah
[22:47] <@Amp> "okay, swallow"
[22:47] <Bob511> "...these are new out of the packaging, right?"
[22:47] <Trebbers> Wet willy balls
[22:47] <besoin> seems like he's back to his usual tricks
[22:47] <dan2> she's making the Flintstones "It's a living" face
[22:47] <Bob511> Ha
[22:47] <Trebbers> haah
[22:47] <kayke> lol
[22:48] <besoin> they're gonna have to buy a pint of chubby hubby
[22:48] <dan2> wonder how they settled on this song
[22:49] <besoin> which poor bastard had to put those masks in that satiny box
[22:49] <@Amp> the password if "Fidelio"
[22:49] <lhs> the password is always gravy floe
[22:49] <lhs> which is also my safeword
[22:49] <kayke> the way you slap my ass
[22:50] <dan2> alright there's no way Agent 47 isn't somewhere around here
[22:50] <besoin> her boss is going to hack into her wifi vagina spheres
[22:51] <kayke> wait who is mia?
[22:51] <besoin> his sister
[22:51] <dan2> her dress is made from  https://i.pinimg.com/736x/28/8e/3f/288e3f966f0c6cc37c8b1b0797549652--puppet-theatre-jed.jpg
[22:51] <besoin> newman paul?
[22:51] <Bob511> The 32nd Annual Ben Wa Ball
[22:51] <dan2> heh to both of you
[22:52] <lhs> the subs said "nomad paul" but i think they're bad
[22:52] <besoin> newman paul is the level of el james's imagination for the name of a charity guy
[22:53] <besoin> she'll have to wash dishes when she finds out about the sales tax
[22:53] <dan2> are they back in his dorm?
[22:53] <besoin> she has a crt tv? get the fuck outta here
[22:54] <besoin> this is the bedroom from american pie
[22:54] <dan2> yeah like
[22:54] <kayke> this song sounds like what would play if one of the dreamworks trolls movies had a sex scene
[22:54] <dan2> lol
[22:54] <Bob511> lol
[22:55] <dan2> I'm no expert but he has weird spanking technique imo
[22:55] <besoin> i think they're showing he's being gentle
[22:55] <besoin> because going too hard got him in trouble last time
[22:55] <dan2> "It's been 6 seconds, why aren't you coming?"
[22:55] <@Amp> he's bordering on never nude territory
[22:56] <besoin> ufc posters are a red flag
[22:56] <kayke> they probably are not missed
[22:57] <Trebbers> Oh no a bad pervert
[22:57] <dan2> why does nobody ever silence their phone camera in movies
[22:57] <Trebbers> Is this a pervert party? Had to step out
[22:58] <dan2> any rich people shindig is a pervert party
[22:58] <kayke> her pony tail is whack
[22:58] <kayke> she works at a salon?!
[22:58] <kayke> WITH THAT
[22:58] <lhs> she just sleeps in a tanning booth at one
[22:58] <besoin> "look, i like having sex with 15 year olds, what's the big deal"
[22:58] <dan2> lmao lhs
[22:59] <kayke> she's got used barbie doll hair
[22:59] <lhs> looks like they straightened a merkin for her wig
[22:59] <dan2> You can't understand what we (and the 8 other women Christian has dommed) have together!
[22:59] <besoin> don johnson and kim basinger were in a movie together once
[23:00] <kayke> the car puts her right to sleep, even when she's fussy
[23:00] <lhs> everything is green, they're in the matrix
[23:01] <lhs> someone came hard
[23:01] <dan2> Bu-car-ke
[23:02] <lhs> stick your finger in his belly button, it's not off limits
[23:02] <kayke> lol
[23:02] <dan2> nah, he's just a Fist of the North Star
[23:03] <dan2> the score seems a lot worse in this one
[23:04] <kayke> nothing bad ever happens on boats
[23:04] <dan2> if she's that naive just tell her you built it
[23:04] <dan2> might as well
[23:04] <dan2> too much Ben & Jerrys
[23:05] <Trebbers> Does she not have any interesting details of her life to share with him
[23:05] <dan2> correct
[23:05] <kayke> i don't wanna SAIL your boat
[23:06] <@Amp> i'm sittin eyes wide shut
[23:06] <Bob511> She's already sinking the boat.
[23:06] <dan2> it's just like when they take the cars up on two wheels
[23:06] <Trebbers> "Eyes Wide Shut (We Rented a Boat)"
[23:06] <besoin> how many flyover approaches are left
[23:07] <@Amp> ::to Tom Hanks:: "I'm captain now"
[23:07] <lhs> this soundtrack is the pandora station that was always playing at the sushi place i went to in bakersfield
[23:07] <dan2> Dom Hanks
[23:07] <dan2> is that anything
[23:07] <Trebbers> ha lhs
[23:07] <@Amp> yes
[23:07] <kayke> in the diary
[23:07] <besoin> just don't work for this guy! agh!
[23:08] <Trebbers> NO SHIT!?
[23:08] <kayke> everyone in this universe is toxic
[23:08] <kayke> we don't even have a non toxic best friend
[23:08] <dan2> they made Christian so bad that the only way to have him seem appealing is to bring in new guys who are somehow worse
[23:09] <Trebbers> Glad we see less of the text message bubbles in midair now
[23:09] <besoin> good song at least
[23:09] <kayke> he has the physicality of beast from the beauty and the beast disney cartoon
[23:09] <dan2> heh
[23:10] <dan2> pretty sure the brother from Dead Ringers owned this appartment before Christian
[23:10] <dan2> *brothers
[23:10] <besoin> i can only see frasier's apartment
[23:11] <dan2> "what an odd teabag holder"
[23:11] <@Amp> "those are chip clips"
[23:11] <lhs> does she swab the dildos
[23:12] <besoin> ignorance is bliss
[23:12] <dan2> does Christian not know where nipples are located?
[23:12] <kayke> it's for my dick-catcher rp where I pretend my dick is a stray dog
[23:12] <dan2> lmao
[23:13] <besoin> easy, kayke [fans self]
[23:13] <besoin> don't worry, song, i will
[23:14] <@Amp> damn it's a telescope
[23:14] <dan2> he's gonna bench press her legs now
[23:14] <besoin> telescoping sex thing theme from fifty shades darker
[23:14] <lhs> now put a shower curtain on it
[23:14] <@Amp> lol lhs
[23:14] <dan2> heh
[23:15] <kayke> lol
[23:15] <besoin> lord
[23:15] <Trebbers> my fucking back
[23:15] <@Amp> that seemed like it hurt
[23:15] <kayke> do these people ever get naked?
[23:15] <@Amp> porn for losers
[23:16] <dan2> they wanted to secure a PG rating for this one kayke
[23:17] <besoin> please please use your privilege to remove the boss character from the movie
[23:17] <besoin> christian doesn't have an iphone? why the green texts
[23:19] <kayke> is he an editor?
[23:19] <besoin> she has to realize he's bad because she's sexually unavailable
[23:19] <besoin> come on
[23:19] <besoin> *he's mad
[23:19] <kayke> he's also bad
[23:19] <kayke> why do serious?
[23:19] <besoin> i mean, come on
[23:20] <kayke> fucking him makes people smarter?
[23:21] <kayke> her boyfriend is rich enough to kill you and make your body disappear. I'm not saying this is a good thing, but something editor guy should be aware of.
[23:21] <besoin> it's an untenable situation, anastasia!
[23:22] <Trebbers> "A key to your own hardware store"
[23:22] <lhs> he's going to show up on the sidewalk like a ghost waif
[23:22] <@Amp> ARE YOU COMMITING??
[23:22] <besoin> definitely not the last we're going to see of him
[23:22] <kayke> does she have to live in the little beauty and the beast bedroom?
[23:22] <besoin> he hasn't gone full jekyll yet
[23:22] <besoin> (again, the level of el james's imagination)
[23:24] <Bob511> "...expand into online fanfic..."
[23:24] <kayke> "how about instead of less books... we print more books?"
[23:24] <besoin> "what if we publish fanfiction?"
[23:24] <Trebbers> "What if we...pivoted to video"
[23:24] <besoin> yeah, young people love paying for paper books
[23:24] <dan2> they're gonna just print a book of tweets
[23:25] <lhs> "i can make you come real good btw"
[23:26] <kayke> i think this actually is how publishing works
[23:26] <lhs> i was going to make a joke about her getting jack's job but it sounded too dumb
[23:26] <besoin> why would she magically be a good editor?
[23:26] <Trebbers> Nooooooooo
[23:26] <kayke> if you get someone fired they give you their job
[23:26] <Bob511> Like with pirates.
[23:27] <Trebbers> She should sue the company and get some of her own money
[23:27] <@Amp> scandalous
[23:27] <kayke> would be more impressive if she was wearing pants
[23:28] <@Amp> those were hardly panties anyway
[23:28] <dan2> he's gonna pull out the panties and say to the waiter that he found them in his soup, ask for a refund
[23:28] <kayke> he's gonna put her panties on someone else
[23:28] <besoin> real subtle
[23:29] <@Amp> aaaaaaass magic
[23:29] <kayke> it's a clutch, not a chomp
[23:29] <Bob511> I guess that music is so loud nobody can hear this?
[23:29] <kayke> everyone in the elevator seemingly thought that was cute?
[23:29] <@Amp> "i'll have the floor she's having"
[23:30] <lhs> heh
[23:30] <kayke> she looks sick
[23:30] <besoin> i had that experience in line for the haunted mansion at disneyland paris once
[23:30] <besoin> as an observer, not a participant
[23:30] <lhs> when you're stuck in line for 3 hours, what can you do
[23:30] <besoin> grim fingering ghosts come out to socialize
[23:31] <kayke> lol
[23:31] <dan2> I did it all for the snooker
[23:31] <kayke> you only had to see it once, think of what the ghost host has witnessed
[23:32] <besoin> that's why those people hanged themselves at the beginning
[23:32] <dan2> The Color of Panty
[23:32] <kayke> is this still horny? I can't tell
[23:32] <kayke> is this horny or boring?
[23:32] <besoin> it's the least horny music
[23:32] <Trebbers> Every frame is essential
[23:32] <besoin> if you're under 65
[23:33] <Trebbers> noooooooooo
[23:33] <dan2> I would probably try to look suave doing this and end up hitting a ball off the table into the fireplace
[23:34] <dan2> *slide whistle*
[23:34] <Trebbers> Long way for that
[23:34] <kayke> billiards interlude
[23:34] <besoin> is this an 80s mcdonald's, because i'm grimacin'
[23:34] <Trebbers> ahh
[23:34] <kayke> lol
[23:34] <besoin> they always have sex like this
[23:35] <besoin> getting pretty old
[23:35] <Trebbers> Her bits are chafing from Dockers exposure
[23:35] <dan2> I saw a photoshoot like that in The Hustler magazine
[23:35] <lhs> heh
[23:35] <kayke> wow she's a cool girl boss
[23:36] <besoin> she lives here alone?
[23:36] <Trebbers> Every other scene have them fucking with a phone
[23:36] <besoin> this place would be like $5300/mo
[23:37] <dan2> phonin > fuckin > phonin > fuckin >phonin...
[23:37] <kayke> she had a roommate who is on vacation with grey's brother
[23:38] <besoin> she sure is being smug
[23:38] <lhs> "... bangs"
[23:38] <@Amp> lolll
[23:38] <besoin> is she doing an elizabeth holmes voice
[23:39] <kayke> he's using his thrall
[23:39] <Bob511> Vampire
[23:39] <besoin> well this is sad
[23:39] <Trebbers> What the hell
[23:39] <Trebbers> Dopey nonsense
[23:39] <kayke> hey anna maybe your boyfriend sucks
[23:39] <dan2> whooos a good girrrll? yuss you are, yuss you are
[23:39] <kayke> and is bad
[23:40] <kayke> "I know bees will come"
[23:40] <dan2> that's true about Superwoman
[23:41] <besoin> those alleys with the power lines are pure vancouver
[23:41] <kayke> even spiderman sometimes needed the help of other spidermen
[23:41] <dan2> it's true
[23:42] <dan2> have you checked her tracking chip?
[23:42] <lhs> this guy forks (WA)
[23:42] <@Amp> dah fook
[23:42] <Bob511> Not that he was ever good, but Dornan is really struggling with the accent this movie.
[23:42] <besoin> his people aren't very good
[23:42] <kayke> daffy duck
[23:42] <dan2> guNUH
[23:42] <kayke> "don't be dissphicable"
[23:43] <besoin> maybe not everything's about doms and subs, guys
[23:43] <dan2> you should be scared, the damn appartment's on fire!
[23:44] <lhs> heh
[23:44] <besoin> christ, 38 mins to go
[23:45] <lhs> "i want to believe you, but i need a spanking teehee"
[23:45] <@Amp> 35 mins of Crazy in Love covers
[23:46] <besoin> cut to frasier looking through his telescope
[23:46] <dan2> ooh baby I hear the boobs a callin'
[23:46] <kayke> she's touching his no no square
[23:46] <besoin> https://img.sharetv.com/shows/episodes/standard/203664.jpg
[23:47] <Bob511> Is there going to be an international cabal of sadists that comes for him when they get married?
[23:47] <@Amp> SO LONELY
[23:47] <dan2> heh
[23:47] <kayke> sis you were about to get out, don't marry him just because he can do pull ups
[23:47] <besoin> is he gonna pommel
[23:47] <lhs> that don't impress me much
[23:47] <besoin> big deal, i used to that on my desk in algebra class
[23:47] <besoin> *to do
[23:47] <kayke> is he training to be batman?
[23:48] <kayke> a person does not need these abilities
[23:48] <lhs> "i dreamt i proposed to my mom"
[23:48] <dan2> he's gonna do some chin ups with her legs in that bar thing
[23:49] <besoin> she's like 22
[23:49] <besoin> let her live
[23:49] <kayke> she's met his mom twice, time to get married
[23:49] <besoin> wouldn't have guessed christian's sister is rita ora
[23:50] <kayke> the alice
[23:50] <Bob511> Wait, he did?
[23:50] <Bob511> Have a gift box, I mean.
[23:50] <kayke> he's covered in cigarette burns why is she buying him a lighter?
[23:50] <dan2> The Birds & The Beets
[23:51] <kayke> I feel like it's gonna be a trigger, but also everything is a trigger for him
[23:51] <kayke> the man gets upset
[23:52] <besoin> sounds bad
[23:53] <kayke> hahahaha what
[23:53] <Trebbers> wait what's happening now
[23:53] <Trebbers> Just took a piss
[23:53] <kayke> I guess this movie needed an event
[23:53] <lhs> EL james got bored as hell i guess
[23:53] <dan2> turns out these things are harder to pilot than those gliders
[23:53] <besoin> he has to be unable to save her from a vengeful mr. hyde
[23:53] <@Amp> it was about time death caught up to Christian
[23:54] <besoin> they're totally fine, huh?
[23:54] <dan2> wow
[23:54] <Trebbers> what the shit
[23:54] <kayke> roommate's back
[23:54] <dan2> hope she brought a turtle back home
[23:55] <lhs> thanks for existing, barely, jose
[23:55] <lhs> christian has already eaten ros
[23:56] <dan2> 26 minutes to be exact
[23:57] <kayke> i feel like a partner's mom being this into you is a red flag
[23:57] <kayke> moms should be indifferent
[23:57] <besoin> well that's that
[23:57] <Trebbers> "Marry my son before you discover what's wrong with him"
[23:57] <dan2> phew, that was a scary 2 minutes
[23:57] <kayke> oh okay
[23:58] <besoin> did someone sabotage his helicopter?
[23:58] <Trebbers> Tension and release. This is cinema.
[23:58] <kayke> i love that it wasn't even a plot device to remove him from the movie for a bit
[23:58] <kayke> it was just a helicopter crash
[23:58] <dan2> how long was this section in the book? a chapter title?
[23:59] <kayke> things just happen sometimes and then they're over
[23:59] <kayke> and you drink a stella
[23:59] <lhs> heh
[23:59] <Trebbers> Thanks, Jose
[23:59] <dan2> man Jose's character bums me out
[00:00] <dan2> hopefully he got like $100,000 for those crummy photos
[00:00] <besoin> we really do need a jose pov retelling
[00:00] <lhs> when are they all going to meet up for thunder baseball
[00:00] <Trebbers> Why was he missing less time than they spent saying goodbye?
[00:01] <dan2> I guess he was doing all those workouts to make his body tough enough to be unharmed by a helicopter crash
[00:01] <besoin> "what the fuck is this"
[00:01] <dan2> lmao
[00:01] <kayke> ooooh okay
[00:01] <Trebbers> dshhasdh
[00:01] <@Amp> "i love the band Yes"
[00:01] <lhs> comic sans is a trigger
[00:01] <dan2> "Wow, how many tickets did this cost?"
[00:01] <besoin> submissive sans
[00:01] <Trebbers> for real, they have to be fucking with us
[00:02] <besoin> if jack hyde doesn't show up to throw a wrench in their works, i swear to god
[00:02] <@Amp> divorceable offense
[00:02] <kayke> did he go to a doctor? for the helicopter crash?
[00:02] <dan2> maybe wait a day to fuck just to be sure your organs weren't pulverized
[00:02] <@Amp> "take me to the butt plug room"
[00:02] <kayke> dripping shower water all over the red room
[00:03] <Trebbers> Respect your hardwood floors
[00:03] <lhs> alexa, play songs that sound like 2011
[00:04] <Bob511> Aha
[00:04] <lhs> the B in BDSM stands for balsamic
[00:04] <dan2> haha
[00:04] <Trebbers> ahha
[00:04] <Bob511> They were very proud of that song/movie sync.
[00:04] <besoin> didn't they have her real boyfriend stand in for these handsy shots? i think i heard that
[00:04] <besoin> thank god, she's on her side
[00:05] <kayke> spoke too soon
[00:05] <@Amp> three whole positions
[00:05] <dan2> so the sadism he's into is...rubbing massage oil on her boobs?
[00:05] <@Amp> lol
[00:05] <Trebbers> ahah
[00:05] <besoin> a real wild one
[00:06] <besoin> mom just looking at pictures of candles on her imac
[00:06] <kayke> yup
[00:06] <kayke> I think she's on pinterest
[00:06] <besoin> welp, time to start a new album
[00:06] <besoin> "ana wedding ideas"
[00:07] <besoin> jennifer ehle always plays such strong characters
[00:07] <besoin> i just watched her defeat the virus in contagion
[00:07] <besoin> and now this
[00:07] <kayke> asked her stepdad but not her mom
[00:07] <kayke> because he's got problems with women
[00:07] <kayke> her exstepdad
[00:07] <Bob511> The catering is all by his former subs.
[00:08] <besoin> CXIVN
[00:08] <kayke> are mom's ears guaged?
[00:08] <Bob511> Ha, besoin.
[00:08] <dan2> ear buttplugs
[00:08] <Trebbers> dahah
[00:08] <besoin> how hard would it be to stop having the lady who raped him as a 15 year old over
[00:09] <besoin> has the dad ever uttered a word
[00:09] <kayke> he's like mr bean
[00:10] <kayke> lmao josé
[00:10] <lhs> "well, she gave me a shitty keychain that said yes"
[00:10] <besoin> i'm predicting part 3 will be dumb as hell
[00:11] <dan2> hopefully the trilogy ends with the keychain seller guy someone inheriting the entire Grey empire
[00:11] <lhs> risky bet
[00:11] <kayke> i mean it has to be predatory mom friend and evil editor team up right?
[00:11] <dan2> *crazy right now intensifies*
[00:12] <besoin> lord
[00:12] <Trebbers> weqdfh\\
[00:12] <kayke> masters of horror theme song starting up
[00:12] <@Amp> white napkin of surrender
[00:12] <besoin> ironically this trilogy is 9 1/2 weeks long
[00:12] <@Amp> heh
[00:13] <lhs> "murdered gone?"
[00:13] <dan2> I'm waiting for Jim's dad to walk in
[00:14] <kayke> does he have his biomom's skeleton?
[00:14] <dan2> Mr. Freeze style tank with her in it
[00:15] <besoin> what spanks may come
[00:15] <dan2> heh
[00:15] <besoin> carats now, sticks later
[00:15] <lhs> sigh
[00:15] <besoin> :)
[00:15] <dan2> very nice
[00:16] <Trebbers> ....
[00:16] <kayke> hhahahaha
[00:16] <Trebbers> yessss
[00:16] <kayke> jokerfied!
[00:16] <besoin> cut to a shot of him reading zen and the art of helicopter maintenance
[00:16] <kayke> fully jokerfied!
[00:16] <Trebbers> ahah besoin
[00:16] <@Amp> WOO OH OH OH
[00:16] <besoin> sounds like bruno mars bustin'
[00:17] <dan2> was hoping for a Tarzan Boy remix
[00:17] <dan2> Dildos by Bill Dow
[00:17] <Trebbers> This is a clothing store banger
[00:17] <besoin> i never knew what zayn sounds like
[00:18] <Trebbers> yeah
[00:18] <kayke> is he a one direction?
[00:18] <besoin> yeah
[00:19] <kayke> part three is going to be lit
[00:19] <@Amp> we're all livin in pain
[00:19] <dan2> so in the last one do they go to an island where Christian can fully convert her with his sex powers
[00:20] <@Amp> WHAT
[00:20] <Trebbers> waht
[00:20] <besoin> what the hell
[00:20] <dan2> oh shittt
[00:20] <besoin> is this a lifetime movie
[00:20] <dan2> haha
[00:20] <Trebbers> The fucking balls
[00:20] <kayke> fried
[00:20] <Bob511> Can't wait for Valentine's Day 2018.
[00:20] <@Amp> livin on an edible planet
[00:20] <dan2> Edible Panties Catering
[00:21] <dan2> just big hot trays of nothing but edible panties
[00:21] <besoin> the guy who directed this directed the papa don't preach video
[00:21] <besoin> oh, also fear
[00:21] <@Amp> Fifty Shades Freed directed by the guy who directed the Papa Just Wants The Best For You music video
[00:22] <kayke> lol
[00:22] <lhs> what is love? baby, please hurt me
[00:22] <Bob511> Ha
[00:22] <dan2> after this movie I'm less clear on love than ever
[00:22] <kayke> https://youtu.be/1xg11hwVs-M
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[22:13] <@Amp> 3
[22:13] <besoin> hooking up 2: electric canceloo
[22:13] <@Amp> 2
[22:14] <@Amp> 1
[22:14] <autarch> lol
[22:14] <lhs> is there a 9/11 lifetime movie
[22:14] <Trebbers> Mark of quality
[22:14] <@Amp> we'll need to check
[22:14] <besoin> a childless woman did 9/11
[22:14] <@Amp> lol
[22:14] <autarch> lol
[22:15] <Trebbers> lolol
[22:15] <Trebbers> Robot voice
[22:15] <bs> where's dc?
[22:15] <autarch> this rules
[22:15] <dan2> I remember when this happened
[22:15] <kayke> 1999 the year of She's All That
[22:15] <Trebbers> In the future, people will love this font
[22:15] <kayke> wow, free fire is a good deal. it's usually so expensive.
[22:15] <bs> mudhoney are loving this development
[22:16] <Trebbers> No law
[22:16] <dvr> that brown outline looks like a chipmonk
[22:16] <besoin> "in 2008, grey industries brings the teens under control in seattle, making its founder christian grey a billionaire"
[22:16] <autarch> Kennedy High Autonomous Zone
[22:16] <@Amp> oh yeah, FYI: kayke and I watched He's All That and it's honestly too good for us to do.
[22:16] <kayke> free rattail zone
[22:16] <Trebbers> holy moly
[22:16] <besoin> how did kourtney kardashian do, amp/kayke
[22:16] <@Amp> terribly
[22:16] <dvr> Cody Co
[22:17] <kayke> I thought she was a kourtney kardashian impersonator
[22:17] <@Amp> about 2 minutes of screentime. wooden, unlikeable
[22:17] <dan2> was that Mike Pence?
[22:17] <autarch> John P Ryan
[22:17] <besoin> addison rae is canceled
[22:17] <bs> is that a prison or a locker room
[22:17] <autarch> Pryin' Ryan
[22:17] <besoin> damn, dunkin donuts guy needed a pension
[22:18] <Trebbers> Patrick Kilpatrick
[22:18] <kayke> okay, show us his robot teeth too
[22:18] <besoin> "it's ironic because i was in a clockwork orange"
[22:18] <dan2> I think Keach is rocking an Opossum tail
[22:18] <xtn> that hair is insane
[22:18] <besoin> "snapchat filters"
[22:18] <dan2> heh
[22:18] <dvr> sounds like the Electric Wizard clip
[22:19] <bs> this kid
[22:19] <Trebbers> Yeaaaaahhhh
[22:19] <lhs> that hairstyle was popular with middle-aged women in norway in the mid-2000s
[22:19] <dvr> "drugs, sex, all that sort of filth. and they all hate the police, they make it easy"
[22:19] <bs> where do I know him from
[22:19] <kayke> vampires
[22:19] <bs> he's always the buddy
[22:19] <besoin> was that ed from northern exposure
[22:20] <besoin> i bet i dreamt that
[22:20] <@Amp> wanna get that mole checked out?
[22:20] <kayke> "wanna get high?" holds up ziplock bag of legos
[22:20] <besoin> nope, that's ed from northern exposure
[22:20] <bs> lol
[22:20] <Trebbers> Gettin' wrecked with your brothers
[22:20] <Trebbers> sounds p. good
[22:21] <lhs> seems like they should just get their GEDs
[22:21] <xtn> this is just trailer park boys
[22:22] <besoin> "see you in honors biology"
[22:22] <Trebbers> waoh
[22:22] <bs> come on, we all dealt with neighborhood bullies
[22:22] <@Amp> lol besoin
[22:22] <kayke> what incentive would any of these kids have to go to school, seems like they have a perfectly good gang
[22:22] <besoin> multiple automatic weapons, not a single hit on this car
[22:22] <besoin> they need the free lunch
[22:23] <lhs> they're all business majors at heart
[22:23] <Bob511> Shit, they wrecked the neighborhood!
[22:23] <xtn> this is like every videogame chase setpiece ive ever done
[22:23] <bs> well now he's got a project for shop
[22:23] <besoin> padding their resumes for college gangs
[22:23] <dan2> the warzone of gunfire doesn't scare them, but being tardy does
[22:23] <@Amp> the modded bus is very cool
[22:23] <autarch> they got their own gooners now?
[22:24] <besoin> damn, that guy driving a squid
[22:24] <Bob511> Wait, can we go back to the single-person vehicle?
[22:24] <autarch> they should be driving a vw beetlejuice
[22:24] <lhs> dialuppunk 1999
[22:25] <xtn> dmitry was wearing a 2600 shirt for me when i saw him yesterday
[22:25] <xtn> with a bluebox diagram
[22:25] <xtn> it was cute
[22:25] <kayke> this is the first time I've seen an entire high school of non-binary people
[22:25] <besoin> at least the schools are well funded
[22:25] <Trebbers> ah
[22:26] <dan2> a whole gang of Boy Georges
[22:26] <dvr> heh
[22:26] <lhs> in the future, everyone is a theater kid
[22:26] <xtn> its rare to see such a pragmatic young man in a post-apocalyptic workld
[22:26] <kayke> the burger king kids club gone bad
[22:26] <xtn> shit kayke yeah
[22:26] <autarch> forgot about the superteachers
[22:26] <Bob511> An entire cabinet of bleach to maintain his hair.
[22:27] <autarch> and his eyes
[22:27] <Trebbers> Looks like Stacey is about to teach us about natural male enhancement
[22:27] <xtn> he has sugargliders in his hair and this movie makes like 5m mopre
[22:27] <besoin> there are only like 9 problem students?
[22:27] <xtn> depressingly prescient movie i think
[22:28] <xtn> like isnt this basically what school is like now?
[22:28] <dvr> "whack keeps your school a safe place to learn"
[22:28] <xtn> first time i heard of a metal detector in a school i thought it was insane
[22:28] <besoin> they still won't let them do zoom classes
[22:28] <xtn> because of the ppl hacking in or whatever early on?
[22:29] <xtn> like jesus christ theyve already found that stuff on their own
[22:29] <xtn> eamon says "bullshit" and he's 14 mos
[22:29] <lhs> dangerous neural networks
[22:29] <dvr> "the fuckoff alarm went off"
[22:29] <Trebbers> "We have a backtalk incident!"
[22:29] <kayke> one false lash under the eye is bold
[22:29] <xtn> i kinda like his eyebrow styling
[22:29] <xtn> yeah
[22:29] <dan2> you know things are bad because it seems like most of these kids have been held back for about 15 years
[22:30] <kayke> hahah
[22:30] <Bob511> 10: Stand
[22:30] <Bob511> 20: Deliver
[22:30] <xtn> 15 years seems generous
[22:30] <Trebbers> holy shit bob
[22:30] <lhs> heh bob
[22:30] <besoin> 30: GOTO 10
[22:30] <kayke> karate moves activate
[22:30] <autarch> wtf how do you not choose karate moves
[22:30] <xtn> is that david cross
[22:31] <besoin> imagine the boomers seeing this on opening night with their popcorn. "god i hate my kids."
[22:31] <autarch> if i'm programming these teachers, they go with the karate moves in that situation.
[22:31] <lhs> if you're programmed to reach the kids, you don't need to resort to karate
[22:31] <xtn> the eyes/hair on this guy are amazing
[22:31] <xtn> per usual i want to know the percent of the budget that went into them
[22:31] <besoin> it's jujitsu where you don't need to reach the kids
[22:31] <autarch> man she's weird
[22:31] <Trebbers> She-Ra the devil woman
[22:32] <@Amp> "my dad's the meat grinder"
[22:32] <autarch> stop enunciating like that
[22:32] <autarch> what is she canadian or something?
[22:32] <besoin> "let's shop for conditioner"
[22:33] <Bob511> Heh
[22:33] <kayke> she's like all the sisters from full house combined
[22:33] <lhs> heh
[22:33] <besoin> someone went to town on that markerboard
[22:35] <lhs> looks like you're supposed to view it with 3D glasses
[22:35] <autarch> grab that gun
[22:35] <autarch> twist ears
[22:35] <xtn> i would be pro those google glasses if they had these options
[22:35] <dvr> swirlie
[22:35] <autarch> spanking?
[22:35] <xtn> now way
[22:35] <autarch> oh my god
[22:35] <xtn> poggers
[22:35] <besoin> haha
[22:35] <autarch> holy shit
[22:35] <@Amp> this is somebody's kink
[22:35] <lhs> 1999 shades of gray
[22:35] <autarch> i'm dying
[22:35] <Trebbers> so much spanking lately
[22:35] <besoin> heh, lhs
[22:36] <dan2> haha lhs
[22:36] <@Amp> lmao lhs
[22:36] <autarch> lol lhs
[22:36] <Bob511> "What foley should we use for this spanking sound, boss?"
[22:36] <kayke> two spankings!
[22:36] <Bob511> "I dunno, we still have the brisket hanging?"
[22:36] <dan2> me playing Donkey Konga
[22:36] <xtn> getting spanked so hard you get a nosebleed
[22:36] <Bob511> Ha
[22:36] <autarch> i'm in tears
[22:36] <kayke> eyelash is shakin in his leggings
[22:36] <dan2> love the girl behind Cody who's dressed like Jackie Kennedy
[22:36] <bs> eyelash has had quite a day
[22:37] <kayke> the younger brother looks like he's about to star in a bold reimagining of peter pan
[22:37] <xtn> this movie was entirely cast on eye color huh
[22:39] <xtn> "it's a 225 bruh"
[22:39] <besoin> she completely changed her hair
[22:40] <besoin> i'm not even sure it's the same actress
[22:40] <besoin> here comes clockwork lin manuel miranda
[22:41] <besoin> mr. brows
[22:41] <xtn> this is what temping felt like to me in 2002
[22:41] <lhs> subtitle said bryles
[22:41] <kayke> come on lad
[22:42] <lhs> ru-fi-no
[22:42] <autarch> is that funkhauser?
[22:42] <besoin> heh, lhs
[22:42] <autarch> no it's not
[22:42] <dan2> really hope they show these kids doing the squaredance in gym
[22:42] <xtn> those paints are like $450 on grailed or whatever
[22:42] <kayke> i wrestled on the moon
[22:43] <autarch> got him
[22:43] <Trebbers> what
[22:43] <dan2> so sad to get addicted to Lite-Brite pegs
[22:43] <kayke> hahah
[22:43] <besoin> shoot him
[22:43] <lhs> kids, huh
[22:44] <besoin> you blew it
[22:44] <Trebbers> goddamn
[22:44] <kayke> uh oh
[22:44] <dan2> damn
[22:44] <kayke> detentioned
[22:44] <xtn> "this is the best ui update ever"
[22:44] <autarch> ENEMY DEFEATED
[22:44] <@Amp> wow we've gone too far
[22:44] <dan2> they snapped a whole bushel of celery for that foley
[22:44] <dvr> heh
[22:45] <kayke> send them to the opera so they can absorb some culture
[22:45] <besoin> now wait a minute
[22:45] <kayke> is this a different acress?
[22:45] <besoin> was it seriously a different actress in the earlier scene
[22:45] <Trebbers> Why is she wearing that on her head
[22:45] <Trebbers> I think it's the same lady
[22:45] <dan2> she just got out of fortune telling class
[22:46] <besoin> the trojan war isn't really historical for the most part
[22:46] <lhs> you can't tell me that achilles and patroclus didn't actually make out
[22:46] <besoin> that part is well recorded
[22:47] <besoin> time to send this clown to cicely, alaska
[22:47] <dan2> puking in class? that's a paddlin'
[22:47] <Trebbers> ha
[22:47] <lhs> you're finished, lularoe
[22:48] <besoin> why do the robots enjoy the punishment
[22:48] <xtn> this rules
[22:48] <xtn> hes so high
[22:48] <bs> so high
[22:48] <xtn> i wanna go out like that
[22:48] <dan2> a noble death
[22:48] <@Amp> Eduliminated
[22:48] <Trebbers> Education 209
[22:48] <besoin> his famous heel
[22:48] <bs> the learninator
[22:48] <dan2> heh
[22:49] <besoin> i seen a orange julius on that map
[22:49] <besoin> *see
[22:49] <Trebbers> YOU ARE HERE
[22:49] <xtn> i dont understand why they always dancing around "achilles heel" being nuts
[22:49] <lhs> i got my teaching credential and sometimes you just gotta kill a high school student
[22:49] <xtn> nice pipe loser
[22:50] <autarch> omg the sound effect on that bite
[22:50] <dan2> *hair gets caught in door on the way out*
[22:50] <besoin> her hair is back
[22:50] <dan2> it's 1999, who knows what amazing hair technology exists in this future
[22:51] <xtn> isnt this how zoomers dress
[22:51] <xtn> also talk?
[22:51] <dvr> study montage
[22:51] <xtn> thats my work
[22:52] <kayke> milk
[22:52] <lhs> isn't this supposed to be seattle
[22:52] <xtn> pretty sure that was a shot from queens
[22:52] <dan2> milk & vodka
[22:52] <dvr> eugghhh
[22:53] <bs> that's why his eyes are like that
[22:53] <besoin> is the space needle in midtown now
[22:53] <autarch> people just firing guns
[22:54] <besoin> back when deadbeat radio was live
[22:55] <besoin> just call the teacher mr. hard on and his head will explode
[22:55] <xtn> wow the nightshot of that looks like a mini secretariat
[22:55] <autarch> band starts up again at just the right moment
[22:56] <besoin> beat it, blossom
[22:56] <Trebbers> He doesn't look too bad, considering
[22:56] <Bob511> "You look so much better than normal."
[22:56] <besoin> the hardened criminal students and their juice boxes
[22:57] <autarch> the back? just gonna be poo
[22:57] <kayke> a throuple
[22:57] <Bob511> Well no wonder they need three salaries.
[22:58] <autarch> her tassle earrings are ridiculous
[22:59] <dvr> this has to be a Goosebumps book
[22:59] <@Amp> The One Lacey Bra Defense
[22:59] <dan2> panty binge
[22:59] <bs> she still has to vag out
[22:59] <kayke> women, right?
[22:59] <kayke> robots be shopping
[22:59] <dan2> lol
[23:00] <besoin> why did they get the robots such a nice condo
[23:00] <bs> the robot gaze
[23:00] <bs> when we were robots
[23:00] <lhs> grade runner
[23:00] <kayke> lol
[23:01] <dan2> lol
[23:01] <xtn> this is a really great concept for a movie
[23:01] <xtn> also good cars
[23:01] <bs> I really wanna see the three robots discussing household chores and bills
[23:01] <dan2> would gladly watch a sitcom of the bots
[23:01] <xtn>  more like... driver dead
[23:02] <autarch> robots can't swim
[23:02] <autarch> lol
[23:02] <autarch> got em
[23:02] <dan2> guess that's that
[23:03] <besoin> bloop blip
[23:03] <bs> pam doesn't do underwater scenes
[23:03] <lhs> all these moments lost in the puget sound
[23:04] <besoin> this is filmmaking
[23:04] <autarch> they should have short circuite
[23:04] <dvr> heh...this scene
[23:04] <xtn> wow ok so this is like where it follows came from
[23:04] <besoin> no way that hoop would have a net
[23:04] <autarch> horrible form
[23:05] <bs> takin the metro
[23:06] <Trebbers> ooof
[23:06] <autarch> what about the people who are in the lab controlling them
[23:07] <dan2> coffee break
[23:07] <Bob511> Solid pizza boxes, though.
[23:07] <Trebbers> omg
[23:07] <besoin> divide and conquer
[23:07] <bs> these robot teachers are just havin fun out there
[23:08] <xtn> they really couldnt have a better car
[23:08] <xtn> maybe a volvo
[23:08] <kayke> he's okay
[23:08] <kayke> just needs some water
[23:09] <besoin> https://goo.gl/maps/zdahKWD6w9DyzAcW8
[23:09] <autarch> he's one of them
[23:09] <xtn> i love the mst3k scenes
[23:11] <kayke> finally, the punks and the pirates face off
[23:11] <xtn> this is way ahead of itself in terms of fps level design wrt like assets
[23:12] <lhs> make a trojan motorcycle
[23:13] <xtn> this really is just pubg the movie
[23:13] <autarch> good lord that haircut
[23:13] <xtn> upgrading his weapon
[23:13] <autarch> he should upgrade his hair
[23:13] <autarch> one grenade
[23:13] <lhs> the shit that teachers will do to get out of grading papers
[23:13] <dan2> why didn't any of the kids think of just approaching the other side from beind
[23:13] <besoin> bad students
[23:14] <xtn> arent they like freshmen
[23:14] <bs> high school is so hard
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[23:14] <besoin> dvr was here?
[23:14] <autarch> showing up to battle in a tweed jacket
[23:15] <lhs> he's been quipping
[23:15] <besoin> oh yeah
[23:15] <Trebbers> goodness
[23:16] <besoin> finally
[23:17] <autarch> he looks like he's about to semeyon my way
[23:19] <autarch> you usually don't call it "The X-year War" until you know how many years it is
[23:19] <lhs> the tenures war
[23:20] <dan2> ahah
[23:20] <besoin> the soundtrack
[23:20] <lhs> you're going to get what grade you deserve
[23:23] <bs> knew that bald dude was gonna die
[23:23] <autarch> chernobyl (2019)
[23:24] <autarch> cars vs bikes
[23:24] <besoin> tbf, you killed lots of people
[23:25] <besoin> "this is indisputable"
[23:25] <Bob511> "Well, it did.  Before we washed it."
[23:26] <bs> a clockwork purple
[23:26] <dan2> I think he could have said basically anybody and they would be excited to waste them
[23:26] <bs> did someone already say that
[23:26] <xtn> always wonder if rpgs are an efficient way of taking down a gate like that
[23:26] <besoin> no, i just called the eyelash guy a clockwork lin manuel miranda
[23:26] <bs> I remember that
[23:27] <autarch> his voice is killing me
[23:27] <Bob511> Libary card?
[23:27] <besoin> oh no
[23:27] <dan2> someone needs to buy an abandoned school and set it up so people can just ride around it like this
[23:28] <autarch> feel like the bikes are a just a hindrance
[23:28] <autarch> her goop
[23:28] <Trebbers> aaaa
[23:28] <autarch> what
[23:28] <besoin> god, the boobs
[23:28] <dan2> this is a dumb question but...is that what all boobs are like?
[23:29] <@Amp> only those with upgrades
[23:30] <autarch> air quality in there must be terrible with all the exhaust
[23:31] <besoin> i hope they screened this movie for the kids from this high school
[23:32] <besoin> ♫ i wanna dirtbike through the halls of my high school ♫
[23:33] <besoin> ♫ i wanna scream from the top of my lungs ♫
[23:33] <bs> heh
[23:33] <autarch> loved that shot
[23:34] <besoin> a notwork orange
[23:35] <autarch> this is suicide right?
[23:35] <bs> it would be interesting to watch class of 1984 and then class of 1999. the classverse really evolves quickly
[23:36] <autarch> nice
[23:36] <@Amp> feels like a design flaw
[23:36] <besoin> quick, to the eyewash station
[23:36] <dan2> really we should have had a Class of 2014
[23:38] <@Amp> school's... in
[23:39] <dan2> it's pretty amazing they managed all this on a $5 million budget
[23:39] <bs> they have to be friends now, everyone else is dead
[23:39] <Trebbers> Did not skimp on explosions
[23:40] <bs> teacher-1000
[23:40] <autarch> haha
[23:40] <besoin> heh
[23:41] <dan2> not sure how you're ever gonna be able to make a robot for less than what you pay public school teachers
[23:42] <Trebbers> why
[23:42] <dan2> he's set on KILL mode
[23:42] <besoin> the robot is hilarioous
[23:42] <Trebbers> This puppet is so cute
[23:43] <besoin> killed by a forklift
[23:43] <autarch> "YAARRRGGGHHH!"
[23:43] <Trebbers> Love that the robots scream when they die
[23:43] <autarch> "ARRRRGGHHH MATEY!"
[23:43] <bs> coach looks like pete davidson
[23:44] <kayke> i saw this happen to the mr potato head animatronic at disney once
[23:44] <Bob511> Double Dare production must have been set back for months after this filmed.
[23:44] <autarch> how did that robotic arm with the razor not come into play?
[23:45] <bs> homecoming dance was supposed to be that night too
[23:45] <bs> they probably went ahead with it
[23:45] <dan2> gonna have to deploy a billion dollar custodian bot for the aftermath
[23:46] <besoin> heh
[23:46] <@Amp> lol
[23:46] <besoin> now for 200 puppeteers
[23:46] <dan2> was it ever explained why the guy was called "Noser"?
[23:46] <kayke> had a nose
[23:47] <kayke> actually probably because they were taking snort drugs
[23:47] <besoin> whiting tennis
[23:47] <dan2> wow
[23:47] <besoin> 6 grips, 2 lorens
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[22:13] <Amp> 3
[22:14] <Amp> 2
[22:14] <Amp> 1
[22:14] <dan2> by which I mean Stallone's 50 year career of films
[22:14] <kim_besoinger> there had better be some serious debauchery in this one. i want to see jamie dornan's pancreas.
[22:14] <lhs> you'll have to read the books for that
[22:14] <@Trebbers> Something has to merit the unrated tag
[22:15] <kim_besoinger> you buyin' this, ana?
[22:15] <dan2> 50 SHADES FRED *sexy basset hound walks into frame*
[22:15] <@Trebbers> ahah
[22:15] <kim_besoinger> i vow to make antonio banderas your stepdad-in-law
[22:15] <kayke> "I promise to get spanked on my bottom"
[22:16] <kim_besoinger> these vows are less binding than that contract from the first movie
[22:16] <@Trebbers> "You may now spank the bride"
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[22:16] <lhs> oh man this has color-coded subtitles
[22:16] <autarch> T??
[22:16] <lhs> finally some thumping indie rock music
[22:16] <autarch> T??
[22:16] <kim_besoinger> why did they give marcia gay harden that nobody for a husband
[22:16] <@Trebbers> 240
[22:16] <autarch> giimme 3:00
[22:16] <autarch> giimme 3:00
[22:17] <kim_besoinger> 3:00
[22:17] <@Trebbers> 3:00
[22:17] <autarch> thanks
[22:17] <kayke> divorce him and take all his money
[22:17] <autarch> i just finished Fifty Shades Darker
[22:17] <dan2> I hope you're ready for the UNRATED action
[22:17] <kim_besoinger> off to brazil
[22:17] <@Trebbers> The buttholes the MPAA wouldn't let you see
[22:18] <dan2> he's a billionaire, did you not notice
[22:18] <Amp> wow another plane. she'll never stop being impressed by them
[22:18] <kim_besoinger> the captain's like "he usually carries them onto the plane by their feet"
[22:18] <lhs> during the first one, i predicted that he'd have to turn her into a billionaire so she could survive her pregnancy with better health insurance
[22:18] <Amp> his one neat trick
[22:18] <dan2> these must have been the easiest paychecks of Elfman's career
[22:18] <@Trebbers> Her two modes are "Wait, you're rich?" "Wait, this shit gets you off?"
[22:19] <kim_besoinger> they're gonna be so depressed when they get home
[22:19] <autarch> thiss really is like twilight. married and then to brazil.
[22:19] <lhs> yes, it's twilight fanfic with the names changed
[22:20] <@Trebbers> Alien boy
[22:20] <kayke> rock son
[22:20] <kim_besoinger> taylor doing a "you" over there
[22:20] <@Trebbers> 6:40 to the first spanking
[22:21] <kayke> you have to wait after applying sunscreen to get in the water, right?
[22:21] <kim_besoinger> who is this mysterious man
[22:21] <@Trebbers> The standard instructions are to apply 15 min before going in the sun
[22:21] <dan2> hopefully it's Jason Statham as the Transporter
[22:21] <kayke> is this the server room for the beach?
[22:21] <@Trebbers> which makes no sense
[22:21] <lhs> hacking dongle
[22:22] <kim_besoinger> if that literary editor can hack all of christian's money, he deserves to steal it
[22:22] <@Trebbers> Show these boobs dammit
[22:22] <kayke> boobs in boobland
[22:22] <dan2> implied boobs
[22:22] <kim_besoinger> are they freed yet
[22:23] <dan2> he's gonna make her wear the biggest, thickest bra in the world now
[22:23] <kayke> "purble"
[22:23] <@Trebbers> Cableknit bra
[22:24] <dan2> ooh, controlling in the bedroom AND in public? he's the whole package!
[22:24] <kayke> did he buy those there or take them on the plane?
[22:24] <kim_besoinger> "from chafing"
[22:24] <@Trebbers> Well, he owns the plane
[22:25] <kayke> oh true
[22:25] <kayke> I forgot how rich he is
[22:25] <kim_besoinger> not for long
[22:25] <kayke> the joker
[22:25] <Amp> "also he smelled like a wet dog"
[22:25] <kim_besoinger> enhance
[22:26] <kayke> jeck hyde
[22:26] <@Trebbers> "We lost the archives of forums.grey.com"
[22:26] <autarch> "Jack N. Off"
[22:26] <kim_besoinger> come at the kink, you best not miss, jack
[22:27] <dan2> he's gonna lock her in a vault
[22:27] <lhs> safely behind your bikini top
[22:27] <autarch> oh wait. Jack is Jacob
[22:27] <lhs> no, jose is jacob
[22:27] <autarch> or is jose jacob?
[22:27] <autarch> right
[22:27] <dan2> Jose=Jasper?
[22:27] <autarch> so jack is...
[22:27] <autarch> no jasper is clearly his brotheer
[22:27] <kim_besoinger> yeah
[22:27] <lhs> jack is one of the bad vampires i guess
[22:28] <lhs> he wasn't in the first novel though
[22:28] <lhs> so might not have a fanfic equivalent
[22:28] <kim_besoinger> i'm down for 20 minutes of interior design
[22:29] <kayke> https://i.pinimg.com/originals/eb/90/45/eb9045fd09f20face8e655f3f121c708.jpg
[22:29] <kayke> the wiki says jack is this vampire
[22:29] <@Trebbers> "A...hot pocket?"
[22:29] <kayke> james
[22:29] <kim_besoinger> they killed that guy right
[22:29] <kim_besoinger> then the other lady came for revenge
[22:30] <kim_besoinger> maybe kim basinger is the revenge lady
[22:30] <@Trebbers> Lets have this talk now
[22:30] <dan2> "Sure, I already have a playroom"
[22:30] <@Trebbers> ah
[22:30] <kim_besoinger> god, did she nail her teeth on that fork
[22:30] <kim_besoinger> ugh
[22:31] <dan2> I think they always mic the sounds of biting forks up in movies
[22:31] <kim_besoinger> i'm sure everyone who works here will be thrilled about this
[22:31] <dan2> like people can be eating the softest food ever and the sfx department has them going "CHOMK"
[22:31] <Amp> "we don't resent it at all"
[22:31] <lhs> just so baffled by everything in life
[22:32] <kim_besoinger> hannah
[22:32] <dan2> love it
[22:32] <lhs> he's right there, damn
[22:32] <dan2> is this the Anna Kendrick character?
[22:32] <kim_besoinger> she's the nice vampire
[22:32] <dan2> or is that the woman who Ana was roommates wtih
[22:32] <kim_besoinger> with the hair
[22:32] <lhs> alice?
[22:32] <kim_besoinger> that sounds right
[22:33] <Amp> wait does this make Kim Basinger into Aro?
[22:33] <dan2> I keep thinking Edward's dad in Twilight is named "Kensington"
[22:33] <kim_besoinger> this guy looks ominous
[22:33] <@Trebbers> Two not great beards
[22:34] <kim_besoinger> don't be a D.R.I.P.
[22:34] <kayke> https://fiftyshadesofgrey.fandom.com/wiki/Master_of_the_Universe
[22:34] <autarch> god i hate christian grey
[22:34] <kayke> I've been trying to decipher the list, but I don't remember the character's names from either franchise
[22:34] <autarch> make himm do it
[22:34] <autarch> make him change his name
[22:35] <autarch> make him change it to "Peepee Doofus"
[22:35] <lhs> heh
[22:35] <kim_besoinger> christian steele is what i call my AR-15
[22:35] <dan2> Bois
[22:35] <autarch> besoin
[22:35] <autarch> fuck
[22:35] <autarch> lol
[22:36] <kayke> car commercial
[22:36] <kayke> anna just loves modes of transportation
[22:36] <kim_besoinger> audi is so desperate with their product placement
[22:36] <dan2> Does it come in Grey?
[22:36] <Amp> i like that he used his turn signal
[22:36] <kayke> chris should take her on a train
[22:36] <lhs> she'd get along great with my 6 year old nephew
[22:36] <dan2> I thought that was an outhouse
[22:36] <kim_besoinger> would love a train scene
[22:36] <kim_besoinger> jack tying ana to the tracks
[22:36] <kayke> we've done boats, we've done planes, we've done cars, helicopters
[22:36] <kayke> where's the train
[22:37] <dan2> no blimps yet either
[22:37] <dan2> what gives
[22:37] <kayke> submarine
[22:37] <kim_besoinger> christian in a sabotaged hover craft
[22:37] <dan2> talk about going down!
[22:37] <Bob511> "Yeah, this guy, he really loves the house, but his business went under.  He says he'll still mow the lawn and stuff, though."
[22:37] <kim_besoinger> so he can smooch this architect but ana can't have a work meeting
[22:37] <autarch> Ivanka?
[22:37] <kayke> there's already a house
[22:37] <kayke> what's she talkign about
[22:37] <Amp> "I call this house Manderley"
[22:37] <lhs> this is the olive garden
[22:37] <dan2> "Bulldozing it"
[22:38] <dan2> the hell
[22:38] <autarch> "yeah, i've seen the movie smart house"
[22:38] <dan2> the drawing looked like 50 storage crates that fell on each other
[22:38] <Bob511> Wait, is this literally the The Intruder house?
[22:38] <dan2> *shipping crates
[22:39] <kim_besoinger> my drawrings!
[22:39] <kayke> anna getting cocky
[22:39] <kayke> ANNA
[22:39] <lhs> i have designed many cheesecake factories
[22:39] <kayke> wow, money has changed her
[22:39] <Bob511> No, I guess it's some other big BC estate.
[22:39] <dan2> still worth checking the walls for any leftover Quaid
[22:39] <kayke> she got that rich person energy now
[22:40] <Amp> ::pulls out blueprints for the 1313 house::
[22:40] <autarch> something more ecological, like a rainforest cafe
[22:40] <kim_besoinger> "you work on commission, right?"
[22:40] <dan2> yess amp
[22:40] <lhs> heh
[22:40] <kayke> lol aut
[22:40] <kayke> if anna's shit is the color of that car she should see a doctor
[22:41] <kim_besoinger> please hit a werewolf
[22:41] <dan2> Smokey and the Anadit
[22:42] <lhs> bootlegging skinny girl wine
[22:42] <autarch> this is such twilight music
[22:42] <Amp> she's a vampire now
[22:42] <kim_besoinger> she's freed, folks
[22:42] <kayke> lose yourself in the music the moment
[22:42] <Amp> this is them running in the wood
[22:42] <autarch> exactly amp
[22:42] <kayke> she's gonna christmas vacation!
[22:42] <autarch> this is like the baseball scene kind of
[22:42] <dan2> I wanna lick it
[22:42] <kim_besoinger> this is final destination 2 now
[22:42] <dan2> I also want to read this section of the book really bad
[22:42] <autarch> is jose gonna die?
[22:43] <lhs> when werewolf comes out tonight
[22:43] <kayke> "Anna drove under the tree truck, just like in Christmas Vacation, but it was cool instead of scary."
[22:43] <dan2> lol
[22:43] <@Trebbers> ahha
[22:43] <@Trebbers> Like maybe call the police
[22:44] <dan2> it's cool that she doesn't have to obey any traffic laws because she's rich
[22:44] <kim_besoinger> taylor sounds like a stormtrooper
[22:44] <@Trebbers> what the hell
[22:44] <autarch> being rich is a hell of a thing
[22:44] <kim_besoinger> danger made her horny
[22:44] <kayke> aye! I'm parking here!
[22:44] <@Trebbers> Cut to a kid just standing there eating an ice cream cone
[22:44] <autarch> that was fast
[22:44] <lhs> he's hyding
[22:45] <kayke> is that a painting of a flooded hospital ward?
[22:45] <kim_besoinger> "have you tried looking for jekyll"
[22:45] <dan2> oh wow kayke
[22:45] <autarch> kayke, jesus
[22:45] <lhs> twilight dog head painting, 50 shades flooded hospital ward painting
[22:46] <Bob511> Wow, hypocrite.
[22:46] <lhs> add that to the wikia
[22:46] <autarch> thundeh
[22:46] <dan2> what we've all been waiting for
[22:46] <kim_besoinger> give him an awful haircut as a power move
[22:46] <dan2> hopefully this is the scene that makes it "unrated"
[22:47] <lhs> oh no, my cat is in here
[22:47] <autarch> cut his dick off
[22:47] <lhs> i don't want her to see this
[22:47] <kim_besoinger> what the hell
[22:47] <autarch> what the fuck
[22:47] <autarch> that's leila's gun
[22:47] <kim_besoinger> he keeps a grooming kit in a secret compartment of his desk, next to his gun?
[22:48] <Bob511> "I'm just happy to see you."
[22:48] <autarch> christian is acab?
[22:48] <dan2> lol bob
[22:48] <kayke> sit on santa's lap
[22:48] <dan2> ah yes
[22:49] <Bob511> "Purgahorny"?
[22:49] <dan2> love this guy
[22:49] <@Trebbers> yeah, was trying to tell
[22:50] <Amp> that cover is insane
[22:50] <kim_besoinger> is that really kate
[22:50] <@Trebbers> purgalory
[22:50] <Amp> graphic design is my passion vibes
[22:50] <autarch> PURGATORY
[22:50] <@Trebbers> THat can't be it
[22:51] <dan2> hope she's talking about aliens when she says "The Greys"
[22:52] <Amp> "don't ever stop" was a good line reading
[22:52] <kayke> it's interesting that this adaptation made it so the family was still all adopted kids but avoiding having those kids date each other
[22:53] <dan2> muh huzbund
[22:53] <kim_besoinger> uh oh
[22:54] <kim_besoinger> this guy is really mad about his job
[22:54] <kim_besoinger> shoot him
[22:54] <kayke> lmao
[22:54] <Amp> LMAO
[22:54] <kim_besoinger> haha, heez
[22:54] <@Trebbers> ahahh
[22:54] <kim_besoinger> *geez
[22:54] <autarch> lol
[22:55] <@Trebbers> Hyde is all dafuq
[22:55] <lhs> finally comes in handy
[22:55] <dan2> just like the helicopter crash, they make the one possible scene of tension last for about 25 seconds
[22:55] <Bob511> "...and you say you're....editor, now?  After a few weeks?"
[22:55] <kayke> it's like the glasses of water in Signs
[22:55] <kim_besoinger> jack is a decoy
[22:55] <kim_besoinger> basinger's the real enemy
[22:56] <kayke> I wish there were more fanfiction movies
[22:57] <dan2> Steam Engines of Oz is fanfiction
[22:57] <lhs> there's pride and prejudice and zombies
[22:57] <kim_besoinger> no way she gets her hair wet
[22:57] <dan2> yes you can, it's unrated!
[22:57] <@Trebbers> You can't
[22:57] <@Trebbers> what
[22:57] <Bob511> Ha
[22:57] <kim_besoinger> is this lady working with jack
[22:58] <kim_besoinger> they need to transfer this lady obviously
[22:58] <kayke> everyone hates her cause they aint her
[22:58] <kim_besoinger> "are they also in 2004 with low rise jeans?"
[22:59] <kim_besoinger> this feels unearned
[22:59] <autarch> does the playroom even have a gamecube?
[22:59] <kayke> lol
[23:00] <kim_besoinger> the boob kissing is new to this episode
[23:00] <Bob511> I assume it has a VirtualBoy
[23:00] <dan2> the kissing boobth
[23:00] <kayke> was she wearing that bra to work or did she change real quick?
[23:00] <@Trebbers> Have there been vibrators
[23:00] <@Trebbers> Wait, I remember
[23:00] <Amp> you make me feel buzz buzz buzz
[23:00] <kim_besoinger> what the hell
[23:01] <kim_besoinger> this guy is so toxic
[23:01] <@Trebbers> "You make me feel like Barry Bee Benson"
[23:01] <dan2> more like blue...balls
[23:01] <kayke> hahahah treb
[23:01] <kim_besoinger> now she's really a vampire
[23:03] <dan2> much much better couple
[23:03] <dan2> despite having 3 seconds of screentime together
[23:04] <kim_besoinger> now here's a piece of trivia:
[23:04] <kim_besoinger> "Some of the filming was done at Canadian singer-songwriter Sarah McLachlan's home."
[23:04] <autarch> the auction was literally 2 movies ago
[23:04] <dan2> Nice to see you Travelocity guy
[23:04] <kayke> jose!
[23:04] <kayke> friend trip
[23:04] <kim_besoinger> is this sarah mclachlan's house
[23:05] <kim_besoinger> wait, mia and jose are together?
[23:05] <autarch> wait, is jose with his sister?
[23:05] <dan2> is there a list of movies that have a transition to generic modern pop every 10 minutes
[23:05] <dan2> because we should do more of them
[23:05] <lhs> heteronormative couple must form
[23:05] <@Trebbers> oh nooooooo
[23:05] <kim_besoinger> oh lord
[23:06] <kayke> imagine if edward sang this in twilight, I woulda lost my shit
[23:06] <autarch> wow he really missed that one note
[23:06] <autarch> yeah, that woulda been amazing
[23:06] <kayke> long tub
[23:06] <@Trebbers> Maybe the only un-autotuned singing in the movie
[23:07] <kayke> big bubby bath
[23:07] <autarch> no moondance
[23:07] <autarch> or was that the last movie?
[23:07] <dan2> and this is just the guesthouse!
[23:08] <dan2> oh shit, he has Freddy powers
[23:08] <lhs> is she allowed to touch his baby bib area now
[23:08] <kim_besoinger> gross
[23:09] <dan2> Bonin' Jerry's
[23:09] <kayke> she's all up in his bib
[23:09] <@Trebbers> Dairy and chest hair
[23:09] <kayke> what flavor does she have?
[23:09] <lhs> do you think they still using mashed potatoes for the prop
[23:09] <autarch> Hunken Dazs
[23:09] <dan2> looks like vanilla again
[23:09] <kim_besoinger> chubby hubby
[23:09] <Bob511> Heh
[23:09] <dan2> you can see the flower on the side
[23:09] <@Trebbers> stop this
[23:09] <autarch> fuck lol besoin yours was better
[23:10] <autarch> so, we saw trunk in the first movie
[23:10] <kim_besoinger> just licking ice cream out of his pubes
[23:10] <autarch> but not the second movie
[23:10] <dan2> it would be real funny if Ben and Jerry's finally made it's vanilla flavor as a promotional tie in for 50 shades
[23:10] <autarch> will we see trunk in the 3rd film?
[23:10] <kayke> show us the tip
[23:10] <dan2> show A ball, c'mon
[23:10] <autarch> the lyrics in this song
[23:10] <autarch> all good boys go to heaven, but bad boys bring heaven to you
[23:10] <kim_besoinger> god, don't put ice cream on her genitals
[23:11] <kayke> no balls, no dick... but they will show us his taint
[23:11] <autarch> is that blue moon flavored?
[23:11] <autarch> let's see perineum
[23:11] <kim_besoinger> poor jose overhearing that
[23:12] <@Trebbers> Never trust an opened pint in that house, I tell you
[23:12] <dan2> there's 50 minutes left, it's now or never to introduce werewolves
[23:13] <kayke> "he's a vampire"
[23:13] <kim_besoinger> oh god
[23:13] <dan2> wait did he say exorcist??
[23:13] <dan2> should have had the colored subtitles on
[23:14] <kim_besoinger> what a pointless subplot this is
[23:15] <dan2> no skirts above the knee, young lady
[23:16] <kim_besoinger> man this family moves fast
[23:16] <kim_besoinger> "el james conjured our love in 19 words"
[23:16] <autarch> holy shit
[23:16] <autarch> the colored subtitles
[23:17] <dan2> jazzes things up, doesn't it
[23:17] <autarch> parentheses are purple, text is green (chuckles)
[23:17] <@Trebbers> turnin' em on how
[23:17] <Amp> HEY WHAZZZZUP
[23:17] <@Trebbers> *now
[23:17] <autarch> yellow eighth notes
[23:17] <kim_besoinger> kiss his broken fingers
[23:17] <kayke> buttplug chess
[23:18] <kim_besoinger> sure is a lot of filler for the final episode
[23:18] <Amp> yeah man u corny
[23:18] <autarch> oh my god this song
[23:18] <dan2> holy shit
[23:18] <@Trebbers> a low
[23:18] <Amp> god i knew it
[23:18] <autarch> this is a youtube cabaret style cover
[23:19] <kayke> doesn't seem like she's doing a ton of editing
[23:19] <autarch> Doctor Bing
[23:19] <kayke> vase of apples
[23:20] <Amp> "sorry we believe him"
[23:20] <kim_besoinger> i mean, she was working there for like 5 seconds before he attacked her
[23:20] <kim_besoinger> is this seriously the big conflict in this movie?
[23:21] <kayke> chris doesn't have a security camera?
[23:21] <Amp> "we also move to give him his big knife back"
[23:21] <kim_besoinger> why the hell is she there
[23:21] <@Trebbers> Can just have him followed every second of the day
[23:21] <dan2> I think the last movie hadn't even introduced Jack at this point in the movie
[23:21] <kayke> i hope the evil cougar comes back
[23:21] <kim_besoinger> this is the court bathroom?
[23:22] <kim_besoinger> gawrsh, what could this be about
[23:22] <autarch> jack showed up early in the last movie. like maybe the first scene.
[23:22] <autarch> urine sample?
[23:22] <kim_besoinger> shocking
[23:23] <autarch> oh my god
[23:23] <kayke> sex... make baby?
[23:23] <autarch> we have a reverse mother's instinct situation
[23:23] <Bob511> "Have you been vomitting in suggestive ways lately?"
[23:23] <kim_besoinger> i don't see how that's relevant to breaking in and holding a knife to her throat
[23:24] <kayke> charming
[23:24] <autarch> lmao
[23:24] <kayke> a charming man
[23:24] <kim_besoinger> hanging onto his american accent for dear life
[23:24] <@Trebbers> About to introduce her to stair play
[23:24] <dan2> "or pay someone to do that"
[23:24] <kim_besoinger> treb
[23:25] == kim_besoinger has changed nick to besoin
[23:25] <besoin> perfect timing
[23:25] <autarch> oh my god
[23:25] <lhs> has anyone ever gotten an abortion in the movie without it being the main plotline
[23:25] <kayke> "WE CAN'T TAKE A BABY IN GYROCOPTER, ANNA"
[23:25] <@Trebbers> Abortion is heavy plot spice
[23:26] <besoin> it's really pathetic that he went to her after the way she treated ana
[23:26] <dan2> from the Foster Brooks school of drunk acting
[23:26] <autarch> yeah
[23:26] <autarch> super pathetic
[23:26] <@Trebbers> If there's a cover of Lean on Me
[23:27] <lhs> this is the best scene
[23:27] <@Trebbers> Something different at least
[23:27] <lhs> the sweater intruder
[23:28] <autarch> who is elena supposed to be?
[23:28] <autarch> (in twilight)
[23:28] <lhs> mrs robinson
[23:28] <lhs> oh
[23:28] <besoin> pleasant place to sleep
[23:28] <autarch> welcome to hell
[23:28] <dan2> remake of Panic Room but it's inside of the sex room
[23:29] <lhs> https://twilightsaga.fandom.com/wiki/Irina
[23:29] <autarch> where the hell was SHE?
[23:30] <besoin> she murdered elena
[23:31] <besoin> fairy tale marriage is on the rocks
[23:31] <autarch> get his ass
[23:32] <kayke> the boots went on kind of early in the getting dressed process
[23:32] <dan2> hopefully this is called 50 shades freed because she leaves him after realizing what a creepy dink he is
[23:33] <Amp> we're not that lucky
[23:33] <autarch> scorched earth. get his ass
[23:34] <kayke>  the food issue
[23:34] <dan2> finally
[23:34] <dan2> that is one fucked up desk clock
[23:35] <@Trebbers> aahahhh
[23:35] <besoin> seems like elena's ex-husband or whatever has to be involved in this
[23:35] <kayke> he looks like he's in a place where trains might go
[23:35] <kayke> we might get a train
[23:35] <besoin> god this is dumb
[23:35] <kayke> or a barge
[23:35] <@Trebbers> This is just replacement level Lifetime shit
[23:36] <dan2> he didn't specify dollars
[23:36] <dan2> get him 5 million skittles
[23:36] <lhs> are you not sexertained
[23:36] <dan2> lol
[23:36] <kayke> the embryo will know what to do
[23:36] <kayke> in there hatching a plan
[23:37] <autarch> this is by far the best film in the series so far
[23:37] <autarch> get leila's gun
[23:37] <autarch> get the gun
[23:37] <autarch> good
[23:37] <kayke> he's kind of dj quallsy
[23:38] <kayke> but fuller faced
[23:38] <lhs> she wants goodnight moon
[23:38] <dan2> heh
[23:38] <kayke> loose definition of library
[23:39] <lhs> kindle charging station
[23:40] <dan2> I like this guy's energy
[23:40] <dan2> or maybe I should say anti-energy
[23:41] <besoin> why can't she tell him?
[23:41] <lhs> he'll fuck it up
[23:43] <autarch> nice time to bring it up
[23:43] <dan2> this is the longest scene in the movie so far
[23:43] <dan2> waiting at the bank
[23:43] <besoin> zzz
[23:44] <kayke> hahah this guy
[23:44] <dan2> I think he's my fav character
[23:44] <dan2> kind of a James Urbaniak quality
[23:44] <autarch> whelan?
[23:44] <besoin> it was red
[23:45] <dan2> you know what...they really DO got her crazy right now
[23:46] <Amp> he's got pink eye
[23:46] <Amp> hell yea
[23:47] <Amp> she went ham on the raspberry jelly and passed out
[23:47] <dan2> every tense moment of conflict ends in 30 seconds in these movies
[23:47] <autarch> he's gonna demand to be doctor
[23:48] <lhs> it's their new house
[23:48] <dan2> lol
[23:48] <besoin> heh
[23:48] <kayke> rich people go to the cube hospital
[23:49] <kayke> this hospital room is nicer than any home I've ever lived in
[23:49] <kayke> nordic design
[23:49] <kayke> natural light
[23:50] <besoin> did the baby die
[23:50] <besoin> i wasn't listening
[23:50] <lhs> no
[23:51] <dan2> so...I'm still unclear did Hyde have sex with an exorcist?
[23:51] <besoin> there it is
[23:52] <dan2> velveeta AND shells
[23:52] <besoin> so christian is dr. jekyll
[23:52] <besoin> didn't see that one coming
[23:53] <autarch> i mean
[23:53] <dan2> "I could have ended up being a real jerk!"
[23:53] <autarch> he's a little bit like him
[23:53] <dan2> by treat, she meant
[23:53] <dan2> pay
[23:54] <besoin> the billionaires agree: success is innate
[23:54] <kayke> a pauper's grave
[23:54] <besoin> "welp, back to my amazing life"
[23:54] <kayke> pour one out for bio mom
[23:55] <dan2> yessssss
[23:55] <besoin> the memories
[23:55] <kayke> remember when?
[23:55] <autarch> didn't twilight also end with a montage?
[23:55] <Amp> should have saved this for the character card credits
[23:55] <dan2> our clumsy queen
[23:55] <autarch> remember the helicopter?
[23:55] <@Trebbers> YES
[23:56] <besoin> this series was so empty
[23:56] <@Trebbers> lolol
[23:56] <dan2> l-l-love me like you do (distantly, forcefully, controlling, cold)
[23:56] <kayke> hahahah
[23:56] <autarch> wow
[23:56] <autarch> what a strange, incredible journey it has been
[23:56] <lhs> alexa, play whoaa-oh-oh-ahh-oh
[23:56] <dan2> aha
[23:57] <besoin> is he gonna whip the baby
[23:57] <kayke> did he just call her a power bottom?
[23:57] <dan2> toppings from the bottom...send that idea to Ben and Jerry's
[23:57] <autarch> yeah don't hurt the baby
[23:57] <kayke> fruit on the bottom
[23:57] <besoin> a boy. gross.
[23:57] <autarch> damn
[23:57] <@Trebbers> Topping from the bottom sounds like a pastry problem
[23:58] <kayke> their baby is boring
[23:58] <autarch> kid's already got a receding hairline
[23:58] <@Trebbers> This kid is balding
[23:58] <kayke> sorry kid, you look like a british royal
[23:58] <autarch> lol
[23:58] <lhs> heh
[23:58] <autarch> kayke
[23:58] <besoin> she STILL didn't get her shot
[23:58] <autarch> Christian Grey Hair
[23:58] <@Trebbers> Just dip him in some minoxidil
[23:59] <kayke> renesme would kick that baby's ass
[23:59] <@Trebbers> For real
[23:59] <besoin> kate kind of said taylor's real name in the drinking scene
[23:59] <autarch> DJ Kiss
[23:59] <dan2> is this a remix
[23:59] <@Trebbers> David "Ringo" Myatt
[00:00] <autarch> Ren Boggio
[00:00] <autarch> Fluffy
[00:00] <@Trebbers> Royce Mattice
[00:00] <@Trebbers> good name
[00:00] <autarch> Ben Boodman
[00:00] <Amp> can't wait to buy the 3x vinyl soundtrack
[00:01] <autarch> The first movie actually had good music
[00:01] <dan2> hope they say who made the wet hospital painting
[00:01] <dan2> maybe it's Whiting Tennis' doing
[00:01] <lhs> https://www.latimes.com/socal/daily-pilot/tn-wknd-et-0312-fifty-shades-artists-20170311-story.html
[00:02] <@Trebbers> Damn
[00:02] <dan2> I was wondering why the credits were 8 minutes, then I remembered they went to 5 different countries in the first 5 minutes
[00:02] <autarch> holy shit lhs great find
[00:02] <@Trebbers> That painting sucks shit
[00:02] <autarch> i want it
[00:02] <dan2> brb paying 98$ to read about the wet hospital
[00:02] <autarch> i want to hang it next to lhs's painting
[00:03] <dan2> when did Young Americans play?
[00:03] <@Trebbers> Yeah, don't remember
[00:04] <Amp> glad we're now Freed
[00:04] <Amp> night all! SUPERNOVA on Sunday!
[00:04] <kayke> I get the symbolism of a hospital turning into a church, but why hopscotch?
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under 2 hours until we go supernova!
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TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
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[22:12] <@Amp> 3
[22:12] <@Amp> 2
[22:12] <@Amp> 1
[22:13] <Phil_> wheee!
[22:13] <dan2> I bought Air Bug off of ebay
[22:13] <BlackSupernover> LOL
[22:13] <dan2> *bud
[22:13] <dan2> they did a good job with the stuffing
[22:13] <@Amp> i bought this movie on blu-ray off ebay. it's out of print
[22:13] <besoin> wonder why
[22:13] <@Amp> (i've never seen it. hope it's good!)
[22:13] <BlackSupernover> I barely remember it, if at all
[22:14] <besoin> i've become a big peter facinelli fan
[22:14] <besoin> oh, and ricky from mscl of course
[22:14] <Trebbers> Stirring intro
[22:14] <BlackSupernover> when computer ai gets horny, it proposes chess
[22:14] <dan2> I read a lot about this movie and still don't really know what it's about
[22:14] <kayke> how could you have sex inside a spaceship that has a voice?
[22:15] <dvr> hm. one of those couples was having more fun than the other
[22:15] <dan2> oh man
[22:15] <kayke> like once you give a spaceship a voice, that's a person
[22:15] <besoin> was trying to think of a screwing/lou diamond phillips head screwdriver joke, but couldn't get to it
[22:15] <Trebbers> Why is it decorated like a Real World house
[22:15] <@Amp> the Anti-Tom Laws of 2022
[22:15] <Trebbers> Co-pilot Land's End
[22:15] <dan2> so many appendages on this spaceship
[22:15] <kayke> boopies
[22:16] <kayke> oh damn a robot
[22:16] <kayke> I love them
[22:16] <kayke> a flying ace
[22:16] <BlackSupernover> especially an awkward robot
[22:16] <@Amp> this already rules
[22:16] <Bob511> Tesla android hasn't really progressed all that much.
[22:16] <@Amp> lol
[22:16] <kayke> I hope the robot also gets to be Joe Cool
[22:17] <besoin> can i get time?
[22:17] <dvr> 4 12
[22:17] <dan2> 4:20
[22:17] <BlackSupernover> don't mind if i do
[22:17] <besoin> thanks
[22:17] <kayke> blaze it
[22:18] <kayke> in the future, cards will be egg shaped
[22:18] <dan2> so this is just not going to have opening credits, huh
[22:18] <besoin> i have no idea what's happening or who anyone is
[22:18] <Trebbers> It's a medical ship
[22:19] <kayke> there's a robot
[22:19] <Trebbers> That's all I got
[22:19] <dan2> I think there's gonna be a lot of that besoin
[22:19] <@Amp> all we need to know is everyone is horny and everything is blue
[22:20] <kayke> blue, horny, ping pong, chess, cards, medication
[22:20] <dvr> drug addiction
[22:20] <BlackSupernover> whispering
[22:20] <dan2> hard to kick that asprin habit
[22:20] <besoin> i thought the cobrasnake was there for a second
[22:21] <kayke> the whole ship is medical
[22:21] <besoin> wtf is happening!
[22:21] <lhs> people trapped in a UV mine
[22:21] <Trebbers> Were there miners on screen?
[22:21] <dvr> hopefully they got enough snacks from the gas station to last a while
[22:22] <besoin> is this a video they're seeing?
[22:22] <BlackSupernover> "ok people, we have a broken leg on the ground. assemble"
[22:22] <kayke> rogue moon
[22:22] <besoin> rickie seems to be in a different movie, from the 60s
[22:22] <Trebbers> Why is Robert Forrester in that silo thing
[22:22] <Trebbers> Forster
[22:22] <Trebbers> goddamit
[22:22] <besoin> are these three people in the same place?
[22:23] <BlackSupernover> "captain crunch authorizes"
[22:23] <dvr> they are the house of pain
[22:23] <kayke> come on blue ship! the purple mine needs help!
[22:23] <Trebbers> Carl, the name of nightmares
[22:23] <kayke> is carl dimension jump worthy?
[22:24] <Trebbers> What is this now
[22:24] <dvr> no wonder why theyre all horny
[22:24] <dan2> a David DeCoteau movie apparently
[22:24] <BlackSupernover> sometimes boobs emerge
[22:24] <dan2> in case of carl: remove shirt
[22:24] <dvr> heh
[22:24] <Trebbers> D jump
[22:24] <Trebbers> I'll say
[22:25] <dan2> it's like not jerking it for 500 years
[22:25] <dvr> yeah - besoin, he does seem to be in a different movie
[22:25] <besoin> i hope they jump into a coherent narrative dimension
[22:25] <kayke> I'd do this. if it was like at a spa
[22:25] <dvr> if that old guy is rickie
[22:25] <besoin> the young guy with the beard is rickie, dvr
[22:25] <dvr> oh nm
[22:25] <besoin> rickie from my so called life
[22:25] <dan2> everyone needs to read the wikipedia article, this movie had 3 directors and was further re-edited from there
[22:25] <besoin> get some culture, swine
[22:26] <besoin> ;)
[22:26] <dan2> the 3 directors are Walter Hill, Francis Ford Coppola, and the guy who directed Nightmare on Elm Street 2
[22:26] <Trebbers> Think of all the effort these actors took to get in shape for this
[22:26] <BlackSupernover> I was amazed when I saw walter hill listed as the director
[22:26] <dan2> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernova_(2000_film)
[22:26] <dan2> Coppola seemed to mostly edit but also did CGI work?
[22:27] <Trebbers> Stop this
[22:27] <besoin> i liked the silence
[22:27] <lhs> reverse it
[22:27] <BlackSupernover> yeah this is vintage coppola
[22:27] <kayke> oh no, they made a wrong turn at albuquerque
[22:28] <besoin> whoops
[22:28] <besoin> is robin tunney okay though?
[22:28] <lhs> this is why you can't microwave hot dogs
[22:28] <besoin> that's all that matters
[22:28] <Trebbers> Died because he forgot to take his socks off before D jumpin
[22:28] <dvr> i saw polyglass skinman
[22:28] <BlackSupernover> he's a hot pocket now
[22:29] <lhs> xtreme gamer fuel lose
[22:29] <dan2> it takes somre real fucked direction to have a robot voice explain everything that's happening and to have it still be this confusing
[22:29] <lhs> loss*
[22:29] <kayke> CArl!
[22:30] <BlackSupernover> doctors without space borders
[22:30] <dvr> i missed who carl was
[22:30] <besoin> when your ship hits the moon and james spader dies, that's amore
[22:30] <dvr> lol
[22:30] <Trebbers> ah
[22:30] <dan2> Alternative Sweetners
[22:30] <kayke>  carl is who they're going to save
[22:30] <kayke> supposedly
[22:31] <BlackSupernover> is every rescue assignment this stressful?
[22:31] <@Amp> gnarly
[22:31] <besoin> when your ship hits the moon and robert forster's euthanized, that's amore
[22:31] <kayke> grody
[22:32] <Trebbers> Just spread some sawdust around
[22:32] <besoin> wasn't sweety and nick the name of joey's tv show on friends
[22:32] <xtn> karl
[22:32] <besoin> with the robot
[22:32] <dvr> i dont think so, besoin
[22:33] <besoin> where the fuck is peter facinelli
[22:33] <lhs> how did that one guy get all yucky like that anyway
[22:33] <dan2> you're away from the rogue moon now, you can stabilize the camera again
[22:33] <besoin> i only want to look at robin tunney and peter facinelli
[22:33] <dvr> that looks like tequila not brandy
[22:33] <kayke> oh a pear! I thought that was an onion
[22:34] <Trebbers> I don't think that the camera ever stops moving
[22:34] <dan2> In August 1999, MGM board member Francis Ford Coppola was brought in by MGM to supervise another re-editing of the film costing $1 million at his American Zoetrope facility in Northern California. This work included digitally placing Bassett's and Spader's faces on the bodies of (a computer-tinted) Tunney and Facinelli so that their characters could enjoy a love scene.[5]
[22:34] <besoin> the lighting means there's sex there
[22:34] <kayke> time for some onion vodka
[22:34] <xtn> yeah i got distracted by the wiki page it's pretty amazing
[22:34] <lhs> shake it really hard
[22:35] <kayke> do they... fuck it out?
[22:35] <xtn> it's like 20 pages and one paragraph is devoted to the plot
[22:35] <Trebbers> Toawhasd
[22:35] <xtn> loooool
[22:35] <besoin> what a decision, francis
[22:35] <dan2> When he took over the editing of the film, Francis Ford Coppola put together the zero-gravity sex scene between Angela Bassett and James Spader using outtakes of the zero gravity sex scene between Robin Tunney and Peter Facinelli that happens later in the film, with Tunney's skin color being digitally darkened. He did this to add more to the relationship between Bassett's and Spader's characters.
[22:35] <Trebbers> that font
[22:35] <besoin> planetary comic sans
[22:35] <dvr> heh
[22:35] <dan2> Cosmic Sans
[22:35] <Trebbers> ah
[22:36] <besoin> spoilers, dan
[22:36] <BlackSupernover> that zero gravy sex scene lasted 2 seconds
[22:37] <dvr> so the straggler is now in charge?
[22:37] <kayke> he's got alpha energy
[22:37] <Trebbers> Spader sounds Harrison Ford-level bored
[22:38] <lhs> deadly AU high club
[22:39] <BlackSupernover> kiefer could've done the spader role better
[22:39] <dvr> whata fire
[22:39] <kayke> he knows how to make an entrance
[22:39] <dvr> haha
[22:40] <dan2> whoa whoa whoa
[22:40] <dan2> NOT carl???
[22:40] <dvr> it's Mark
[22:40] <kayke> WHERE'S CARL?
[22:40] <besoin> remember when peter facinelli was married to kelly from 90210
[22:40] <kayke> this is larl carlson
[22:40] <besoin> why do things have to change so much
[22:40] <besoin> space raki
[22:40] <BlackSupernover> big carl energy
[22:41] <kayke> they put little jello shots on his chest for when he wakes up
[22:41] <besoin> i follow this horse rescue org on tiktok
[22:41] <besoin> horses don't seem that healthy
[22:41] <dan2> well she wouldn't rescue healthy ones
[22:42] <kayke> this is typical carl
[22:42] <besoin> robin moving into her freshman dorm
[22:42] <besoin> don't they not care about boobies and peepees on this ship
[22:43] <Bob511> "...hypersleep is cold."
[22:43] <dan2> lol
[22:43] <kayke> fix the broken one
[22:44] <lhs> would you rather be dead or become a 14 foot tall person with two heads
[22:44] <dvr> so he's Carl's Jr?
[22:44] <dan2> heh
[22:44] <kayke> lol
[22:44] <BlackSupernover> heh
[22:45] <lhs> this sounds more like a whopper though
[22:46] <besoin> what's with troy's insouciance
[22:46] <lhs> he has space madness
[22:47] <kayke> "I've sort of been doing that... for social security check reasons"
[22:47] <kayke> oh yeah where's the robot?
[22:48] <kayke> chekov's robot
[22:48] <besoin> what the hell
[22:48] <kayke> this guy is 100% a freak
[22:48] <dan2> get to get rid of that .00000001 mm of stubble
[22:49] <kayke> mtv reality show energy, do not liek
[22:49] <kayke> *like
[22:50] <besoin> they have this technology, but they still need a battery the size of a honda on a flashlight
[22:50] <lhs> let jambi sleep
[22:51] <dan2> he's reached the save point
[22:51] <Trebbers> ha
[22:51] <besoin> uneventful horizon
[22:51] <dan2> lol
[22:51] <BlackSupernover> lol
[22:51] <@Amp> don't know how i feel about this purple in my blue movie
[22:51] <lhs> don't drink the lava lamp, come on
[22:52] <besoin> so this is how he passed the AP calculus exam
[22:52] <kayke> get outta there, that's the color out of space
[22:52] <besoin> it's every tiktok filter at once
[22:52] <dvr> woh. lenny kravitz
[22:52] <kayke> my friend
[22:53] <dan2> pretty sure Dr. Who had more realistic robots in 1968
[22:53] <kayke> or were they LESS realistic because they DIDN'T suck?
[22:53] <BlackSupernover> c3pohhgodyes
[22:53] <kayke> think about it, dan
[22:53] <besoin> why is the robot dressed like murdock from the a-team
[22:53] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:53] <Bob511> Ha
[22:54] <kayke> they said they dressed the robot up as a joke for fun
[22:54] <lhs> can you fuck it though
[22:54] <kayke> which is valid
[22:54] <besoin> this thing is a portal to the gadzooks universe
[22:54] <Trebbers> "The only thing you can't do is fist it"
[22:54] <dan2> doesn't really explain the robot's face and movement
[22:54] <BlackSupernover> an alien sex fiend
[22:55] <kayke> an alien toaster oven or an alien tax return
[22:55] <kayke> maybe it's an alien fanta
[22:55] <kayke> who can say
[22:55] <besoin> are we still in the 11 minutes thing?
[22:55] <besoin> seems like it's been a while
[22:55] <dan2> "Thousands of hours of Tom & Jerry research have been lost because of you."
[22:55] <lhs> heh
[22:56] <kayke> they have to charge for 17 hours and then the 11 minutes starts
[22:56] <besoin> they stumbled into a hype williams video
[22:56] <kayke> it looks kind of like the world's best cough drop
[22:56] <dvr> haha
[22:57] <BlackSupernover> angela likes that big nick energy
[22:57] <besoin> these two had pear brandy and 2 seconds of sex. we care about their relationship intensely.
[22:57] <kayke> "being green"
[22:58] <besoin> james spader auditioning for batman
[22:58] <kayke> damn roasted
[22:58] <BlackSupernover> ha
[22:59] <besoin> put this creep in the brig already
[22:59] <kayke> shoot him out of the air lock
[22:59] <BlackSupernover> this is a sex movie first and a sci-fi movie second
[23:00] <@Amp> it's got its priorities straight
[23:00] <BlackSupernover> that's right
[23:00] <dan2> "No I mean all this steam isn't right. Why is our spaceship leaking steam?"
[23:00] <Trebbers> hmm
[23:00] <BlackSupernover> is he even attractive?
[23:01] <dan2> he looks like the prototype of all the generic hunks we started getting from like 2016 onward
[23:01] <kayke> he just looks like a big red flag to me
[23:01] <Bob511> I mean, it's only fair, Lou has his orb now.
[23:01] <dan2> Blue Giant Phillips
[23:01] <besoin> are they being projected by R2D2
[23:01] <BlackSupernover> the jai courtney dynamic
[23:01] <dan2> yeah that's the one I was trying to think of BS
[23:01] <@Amp> everybody gettin down in zero g
[23:02] <BlackSupernover> I feel like sam worthington is the godfather of this era
[23:02] <Trebbers> what
[23:02] <kayke> tower of terror
[23:02] <besoin> what is he even doing
[23:02] <dan2> this should have gotten some theme park tie in rides at universal or wherever
[23:02] <dan2> but sexy ones
[23:03] <dvr> surprising carl's jr's friends
[23:03] <kayke> getting fuel I think?
[23:03] <besoin> is lou huffing gas
[23:03] <kayke> is the zero gravity room specifically for sex?
[23:03] <dan2> so they seem to be ghosts and Lou is becoming the devil
[23:03] <BlackSupernover> the zero gravity room must be so sticky
[23:04] <besoin> "it's a chess practiced by republicans"
[23:04] <besoin> gatorade?
[23:04] <kayke> it's a truth bomb
[23:05] <lhs> so it's basically a space pinecone
[23:06] <dvr> haha
[23:06] <besoin> if they can make this thing, why not just send it to the place you want to destroy
[23:06] <besoin> why hide it on an uninhabited moon or whatever
[23:07] <@Amp> damn okay cool flex
[23:07] <dan2> he's like a whole new Yersy
[23:07] <BlackSupernover> I sometimes do this in staff meetings too
[23:08] <besoin> oh, that's why he had gray hair earlier
[23:08] <BlackSupernover> lou is 47-48yo in this
[23:08] <dan2> not bad at all
[23:08] <BlackSupernover> such a child
[23:08] <besoin> you mean 37-38
[23:09] <dan2> sweetie I need a boost - me to the bowl of M&Ms
[23:09] <lhs> i am so sick of this ship being named sweetie
[23:09] <BlackSupernover> you're right besoin
[23:09] <BlackSupernover> dick
[23:09] <besoin> sowwwyyyy
[23:10] <kayke> god I wish someone would MTV Next this guy already
[23:10] <dan2> why did he go for the fuel again, didn't he say twice that they would have enough time to solar charge?
[23:10] <BlackSupernover> this movie is kinda like alien covenant without the alien
[23:10] <lhs> not the cheesecake factory
[23:11] <besoin> james and the wheeled warriors
[23:11] <kayke> he needed more fuel because uuuuh the broken thing that made the captain mushy
[23:11] <kayke> like he was going to take the little ship instead
[23:11] <kayke> since they didn't have enough pods
[23:11] <dan2> Hazin' Shaun
[23:12] <kayke> surprisingly I'm following all of the space bullshit this movie
[23:12] <kayke> I feel like a member of the crew
[23:12] <besoin> less than 30 mins left without the credits
[23:12] <dan2> this'll be a long credit-er for sure
[23:12] <dvr> hopefully there wont be any ending credits either
[23:13] <besoin> assistant to ms. tunney, assistant to mr. diamond phillips, assistant to mr. facinelli, dresser for mr. spader
[23:13] <besoin> she's going dz at discovery zone
[23:13] <dan2> Four different endings were filmed.
[23:14] <BlackSupernover> oh dear
[23:14] <besoin> why does he need to kill her if he's invincible
[23:14] <kayke> getting out the fancy vape pen
[23:14] <dan2> I dunno, to me that looked like a textbook alien sex object
[23:15] <kayke> potion seller
[23:15] <lhs> call it a multitool so it can do whatever
[23:15] <lhs> "first you gotta shuffle your feet on the carpet"
[23:15] <dan2> heh
[23:15] <besoin> again
[23:16] <besoin> we should watch young guns
[23:16] <besoin> maybe young guns 2
[23:16] <Trebbers> Yeah
[23:16] <BlackSupernover> adios lou dyin philips
[23:18] <dan2> I thought he was calling him Bench
[23:18] <BlackSupernover> "what are you gonna do, shoot me" : man shot
[23:18] <dan2> but I guess it was just "Benj"
[23:18] <Bob511> She's a master of the electric toothbrush.
[23:19] <besoin> gonna take peter facinelli's so called human life
[23:19] <Trebbers> James Spader has disappeared from the movie
[23:19] <besoin> we're supposed to think facinelli killed him
[23:19] <kayke> i don't believe it
[23:19] <dan2> Spader has had one role since 2015
[23:20] <besoin> retired with his ultron voice money
[23:20] <Bob511> [effects not found]
[23:20] <kayke> that's not a human
[23:20] <dan2> that would probably be enough, but his Blacklist money must be insane
[23:20] <besoin> "he's not a human, he's a lost boy"
[23:21] <besoin> imagine how many women in the audience shivered when he said "this is a priority, sweetie!"
[23:21] <@Amp> lol
[23:21] <dan2> the computer was horny for him?
[23:21] <BlackSupernover> well I certainly was
[23:21] <@Amp> everybody :clap: is :clap: horny
[23:22] <BlackSupernover> lol
[23:22] <dan2> *menacing panflute*
[23:22] <kayke> the robot is still alive
[23:22] <lhs> "were you on buffy"
[23:23] <besoin> facinelli looks like a character from bordello of blood
[23:24] <besoin> carl...sagan?
[23:24] <kayke> "calcium, zinc, axe body spray"
[23:24] <dan2> cue the Moby
[23:24] <besoin> some moby would really improve this
[23:24] <dan2> has Moby ever starred in a movie
[23:24] <xtn> lol
[23:25] <xtn> owned
[23:25] <besoin> no functioning d: drive
[23:25] <BlackSupernover> the charlie brown movie
[23:25] <dan2> dang
[23:26] <besoin> i feel like you'd stop responding to pain if you knew you'd be 100% healed in 5 seconds
[23:26] <Trebbers> Space harpoon
[23:27] <lhs> gonna trim his stubble off with that
[23:27] <@Amp> lol
[23:27] <besoin> direct hit with a tumi
[23:27] <dan2> Spader is some very strange casting for the Doomguy
[23:28] <besoin> cut it off
[23:28] <lhs> everything on this set has been spraypainted
[23:28] <besoin> "the girl from the craft, the calculus guy, rickie from mscl -- all gone"
[23:28] <kayke> he can probably eat through metal or something
[23:29] <dan2> Young, dumb, and full of strange bones
[23:29] <kayke> let him get so young that he becomes a baby
[23:29] <BlackSupernover> he's gonna grow a foot on his wrist
[23:29] <besoin> missed his chance to cut his head off
[23:30] <kayke> he just looks like your average monster energy drink enjoyer
[23:31] <besoin> facinelli directed that recent netflix movie with thomas jane and anne heche
[23:31] <dan2> Time to Credits Jump: 4 minutes and counting
[23:31] <dvr> into the sex room with the cough drop
[23:31] <dan2> putting the Lude in Ludens
[23:32] <besoin> that robot is so useless
[23:32] <Trebbers> omg
[23:32] <dan2> it ACTUALLY was Chekov's Robot
[23:32] <BlackSupernover> good dog carl
[23:32] <kayke> hahaha
[23:32] <lhs> space bud
[23:32] <kayke> was his skeleton flipping the bird?
[23:33] <BlackSupernover> time to bone
[23:33] <besoin> well that was gratuitous
[23:33] <kayke> either or
[23:33] <kayke> they're gonna get catdogged
[23:33] <dvr> hahaha
[23:33] <dan2> lol
[23:34] <dan2> oh my
[23:34] <besoin> a spader supernova in the skyyyyyy
[23:34] <dvr> this should have been called something other than supernova
[23:35] <BlackSupernover> I have no idea what is happening
[23:35] <BlackSupernover> and I love it!
[23:35] <besoin> oh boy
[23:35] <@Amp> this movie is good
[23:35] <lhs> nipple swap
[23:35] <kayke> just the eye ball
[23:35] <besoin> they're siberian huskies now
[23:35] <BlackSupernover> they just did it
[23:35] <@Amp> "we're David Bowies now"
[23:35] <Trebbers> bwah
[23:35] <dan2> Spader? I hardly knew her!
[23:35] <besoin> WHAT
[23:35] <dan2> oh come the fuck on
[23:35] <BlackSupernover> spoiler alert
[23:36] <kayke> "you'll name her sweetie 2"
[23:36] <dan2> lol
[23:36] <besoin> "and kayla, the baby looked at me"
[23:36] <xtn> lol
[23:36] <BlackSupernover> LOLOL
[23:36] <dan2> ahah
[23:36] <besoin> well that was nonsense
[23:36] <Trebbers> what
[23:36] <dan2> "Thomas Lee"
[23:36] <@Amp> very good movie
[23:37] <dan2> The theatrical trailer of the film, featuring songs "Fly" by Sugar Ray and "Mama Told Me Not To Come" by Three Dog Night, shows many alternate takes of some scenes, extended versions of some others, parts of a few deleted scenes, including the one where Nick finds the real Troy on the Titan moon turned into a fetus and Troy begging Nick to help him, and a couple of shots of the original ending where Karl is killed by a dimension
[23:37] <kayke> lesson: never help an ex
[23:37] <BlackSupernover> I'ma need to read the wiki entry on this
[23:37] <besoin> the fetus thing would have been cool
[23:37] <xtn> "original ending where Karl is killed by a dimension"?
[23:37] <dan2> It's a total clusterfuck
[23:37] <@Amp> love Forster popping in real quick to tell us about how Tom & Jerry got canceled and then melting into goo
[23:38] <dan2> The film made $5.8 million in its opening weekend, ranking #8;[15] by the end of its run, the film grossed only $14.2 million in North America and $598,000 in other territories, for a worldwide gross of $14.8 million. Against a budget of $90 million,[2] the film was a box office bomb, with an estimated loss of $83 million.[16]
[23:38] <BlackSupernover> ha ha
[23:38] <@Amp> did not see any of those dollars on screen
[23:38] <BlackSupernover> I love big budget movies that bombed
[23:38] <besoin> talk about a supernova
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