HPN Movie Series: Devil's Diary, Wed @ 22 E

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Ampersand » Wed Aug 19, 2020 2:37 pm

you got BUMPED
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Aug 19, 2020 7:05 pm

2 hours until serving commences
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Aug 19, 2020 8:46 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
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Postby ero guro vidal (aka todd) » Wed Aug 19, 2020 9:50 pm

Who got served tho
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Aug 20, 2020 2:22 pm

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tonight! level up!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Aug 23, 2020 4:14 pm

lightning bolt! lightning bolt!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Aug 23, 2020 7:11 pm

two hours??? two hours!!!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Aug 23, 2020 8:47 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
MAZES & MONSTERS

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Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Aug 23, 2020 10:56 pm

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[22:14] <@DMpersand> 3
[22:14] <@DMpersand> 2
[22:14] <@DMpersand> 1
[22:15] <besoin> police squad
[22:15] <critty_yeoman> welp i already love it
[22:15] <BlackSugar> a ronna jaffe joint
[22:15] == MazesAndAutarch has changed nick to autarch
[22:16] <TrebSidedDie> A little out of hand = 12 bodies
[22:16] <dangeonmaster> raise your hand if you think Mazes and Monsters is a better name than Dungeons and Dragons
[22:16] <dangeonmaster> *raises hand*
[22:16] <BlackSugar> my hands stay down
[22:16] == autarch has changed nick to mazesandmonster
[22:16] <threedvr6> meanwhile across the street at the frat house someone is pouring vodka into someone's beer bong
[22:16] <critty_yeoman> i'm 50/50 on it
[22:16] == mazesandmonster has changed nick to autarch
[22:16] == Bobd11_ has changed nick to Bobd11
[22:16] <besoin> this is pretty much the plot of wolf in white van
[22:16] <kayke> I like that book!
[22:16] <BlackSugar> thing is, there weren't dragons that often in my dungeons and dragons games
[22:16] <kayke> and yes
[22:16] == autarch has changed nick to autarchd11
[22:17] <BlackSugar> there weren't many, I mean
[22:17] <TrebSidedDie> This song is upping it by half a star
[22:17] <lhs> when you ask for the dungeon master's guide for christmas but your mom gets you mazers and monsters instead
[22:17] <autarchd11> whatt is this beautiful song
[22:17] <besoin> creepshow and empire strikes back on that marquee
[22:17] <lhs> mazes*
[22:17] <kayke> I've never encountered a dragon in dungeons and dragons
[22:17] <critty_yeoman> might start asking the dm to play this at the start of every session
[22:17] <autarchd11> 5 mazes!
[22:17] == autarchd11 has changed nick to autarch
[22:17] <threedvr6> opening song 5 mazes out of 5 mazes
[22:17] <besoin> fucking cool it autarch
[22:17] <critty_yeoman> opening song: a-mazing
[22:17] <impdentist> was that the korean embassy or just a korea-specific hotel
[22:18] <autarch> just trying to find a comfortable position
[22:18] <TrebSidedDie> Mazes and Monsters guides were always on the 1/2 off table at Barnes and Noble
[22:18] <TrebSidedDie> oh no
[22:18] <critty_yeoman> wow
[22:18] <autarch> WHAT IS TTHAT HAT
[22:18] <dangeonmaster> so their campaign is set in NYC? I guess that's unique
[22:18] <besoin> it's the kaiser
[22:18] <TrebSidedDie> WWI cosplay?
[22:18] <kayke> dungeons and nazi memorabilia
[22:18] <TrebSidedDie> Trenches and Troopers
[22:18] <BlackSugar> fairies and fascists
[22:19] <dangeonmaster> lol
[22:19] <critty_yeoman> she's a National Socialite
[22:19] <impdentist> ha
[22:19] <TrebSidedDie> "It's a shitter!"
[22:19] <kayke> momma gets that sugar free champagne 
[22:19] <autarch> what in the fuck
[22:19] <besoin> oh no, kim and kanye's house
[22:19] <kayke> it looks like a holodeck
[22:19] <critty_yeoman> the whole room is an encounter grid
[22:19] <BlackSugar> its the 2001 room
[22:19] <TrebSidedDie> based
[22:19] <lhs> it's that bathpartment from the craigslist thread
[22:20] <@DMpersand> my stanktuary
[22:20] <autarch> the fresh kid of bel aire
[22:20] <TrebSidedDie> "My stankurary"
[22:20] <impdentist> mf said stankuary
[22:20] <autarch> lol treb
[22:20] == quinine [webchat@odo4.h19e.elx5.ip] has joined #hpnmovieseries
[22:20] <threedvr6> "clean your room! here's the power washer"
[22:20] <besoin> jj and the merl
[22:20] <lhs> his style is business kaiseral
[22:20] <quinine> ayy
[22:20] <kayke> lol
[22:20] <critty_yeoman> *sighs*
[22:20] <critty_yeoman> jk lhs
[22:21] <quinine> time check plz?
[22:21] <threedvr6> 6 15
[22:21] <dangeonmaster> 6:30
[22:21] <TrebSidedDie> 630
[22:21] <autarch> 6:40
[22:21] <besoin> canadian
[22:21] <BlackSugar> "mom, uoi
[22:21] <BlackSugar> "mom, you're 3 years older than me, give me advice"
[22:22] <impdentist> what's the % of canadian actors in shitflixe
[22:22] <quinine> can I get 730
[22:22] <impdentist> gotta be pretty high
[22:22] <@DMpersand> lol bs
[22:22] <threedvr6> 7 25
[22:22] <TrebSidedDie> 730
[22:22] <critty_yeoman> 730
[22:22] <dangeonmaster> 80%+
[22:22] <quinine> ty
[22:22] <besoin> he's right tbf
[22:22] <kayke> mom, you have a lil something
[22:22] <kayke> just there
[22:22] <TrebSidedDie> "Mom, I'm a dummy"
[22:22] <critty_yeoman> ah kayke
[22:22] <dangeonmaster> Wasps and Wizards
[22:23] <autarch> woah it's fred from scooby doo
[22:23] <besoin> daniel, start all the downloadin'
[22:23] <@DMpersand> WHO GONNA MAKE GAME, MA?
[22:23] <kayke> that boy? mr. nintendo
[22:23] <@DMpersand> Dracula University
[22:23] <besoin> por que no los dos, mama
[22:23] <lhs> i didn't think that ken ever had any competition
[22:23] <autarch> mario nintendo
[22:23] <autarch> his first name is mario
[22:24] <TrebSidedDie> "Mom this is White Castle"
[22:24] <quinine> wow what a trashy lookin uni
[22:24] <besoin> there's always a kid in a cowboy hat on move-in day
[22:24] <critty_yeoman> if the whole point was Grant ain't Ivy League, why the snooty chamber tunes
[22:24] <impdentist> so his thing is just wearing hats huh
[22:24] <TrebSidedDie> Wow a Smoky and the Bandit hat
[22:24] <BlackSugar> that hat... is our of place
[22:24] <autarch> he should have said howdy
[22:24] <critty_yeoman> is his whole thing just gonna be hats
[22:24] <BlackSugar> is that a cowboy polo sweater
[22:25] <@DMpersand> campaign canceled due to COVID after 2 weeks
[22:25] <threedvr6> heh
[22:25] <TrebSidedDie> ahahha
[22:25] <TrebSidedDie> this Dad
[22:25] <besoin> tbf he's 25 and still an undergrad
[22:25] <kayke> too much morning booze
[22:25] <impdentist> how is tom hanks in college
[22:25] <BlackSugar> threats & accusations & mazes & dragons
[22:25] <@DMpersand> i relate to mom
[22:25] <lhs> shut it, sylvia
[22:25] <kayke> could have been a contender
[22:25] <autarch> wow that's tom hanks?
[22:25] <BlackSugar> a fairytale in new haven
[22:26] <quinine> tommie hanks
[22:26] <@DMpersand> Tom Cruise, autarch
[22:26] <kayke> tyra banks
[22:26] <autarch> no i know what tom cruise looks like
[22:26] <BlackSugar> I so wish the dad had said, after "I could have been someone", with "well so could anyone"
[22:26] <quinine> that apology covered your entire childhood btw
[22:26] <besoin> would you accept a collect call from HELPIMSTUCKINAMANDMGAME
[22:27] <dangeonmaster> Dad's gonna go audition for Unsolved Mysteries
[22:27] <autarch> lol q
[22:27] <TrebSidedDie> A lot of hats and trenchcoats in this
[22:27] <kayke> the food library
[22:27] <BlackSugar> we've know seen three wacky hats
[22:27] <quinine> missed the first hat, sombrero?
[22:28] <TrebSidedDie> JJ
[22:28] <BlackSugar> oh shit
[22:28] <lhs> he's going to get kicked out of class when his sorting hat won't hush
[22:28] <autarch> hi i'm jj brockway, 1940s ace pilot!
[22:28] <TrebSidedDie> Hank's hair is out of control
[22:28] <@DMpersand> hi i have an unusually specific life
[22:28] <dangeonmaster> enchanted hair
[22:29] <threedvr6> is M&M real or they just didn't want to pay copyright stuff for D&D?
[22:29] <threedvr6> it can't be real
[22:29] <dangeonmaster> the M&M's arent real, they're CGI
[22:29] <BlackSugar> yeah I think it's a shinning kind of thing
[22:29] <TrebSidedDie> 1984 On July 17, 1984, President Ronald Reagan signed the National Minimum Drinking Age Act, a law that required states to raise the drinking age to 21 or face a 10 percent cut to their federal highway funding.
[22:30] <autarch> "but you're no Bardot, that's for sure"
[22:30] <critty_yeoman> quinine the first hat was like a german wwi spike on top helmet deal
[22:30] <threedvr6> "i'm a 9th level wizard"
[22:30] <TrebSidedDie> Frosh just bringing bottles of wine
[22:31] <besoin> my quarantine hair is looking like this blonde guy's hair
[22:31] <autarch> come on man.
[22:31] <BlackSugar> it begins
[22:31] <dangeonmaster> just like me, Hanks can't say no to a good maze
[22:31] <autarch> dude, pleeeeease. pleeeeeeease play mazes and monsters with us.
[22:31] <BlackSugar> the yap yap yap sword
[22:31] <autarch> pretty please with a cherry on top and whipped cream and sprinkles. dude.
[22:32] <besoin> is he not wearing a hat
[22:32] <TrebSidedDie> Wonder if those are official M&M branded candles
[22:32] <besoin> no he is
[22:32] <TrebSidedDie> Pardeu
[22:32] <kayke> hell yeah, clerics represent
[22:32] <quinine> his character isn't *as* into hats as he is
[22:32] <dangeonmaster> Pardau, of the family Gerrard
[22:32] <BlackSugar> is this game backwards compatible?
[22:32] <TrebSidedDie> ahhh
[22:32] <kayke> aye
[22:32] <dangeonmaster> the best treasure - Zamfir album
[22:33] <TrebSidedDie> "Pardeu can consume his own weight of baguettes and wine in an hour"
[22:33] <threedvr6> "in the cave you will find the species of half hot dog half man"
[22:33] <@DMpersand> lol
[22:33] <impdentist> this soundtrack
[22:33] <autarch> a+ soundtrack
[22:33] <@DMpersand> whateverrrrr books uyou drop
[22:34] <kayke> TOGETHER
[22:34] <autarch> mazes and montages
[22:34] <BlackSugar> lets make it in the maze baby
[22:34] <impdentist> feel like this is a montage for when tom hanks dies
[22:34] <besoin> every frame looks like the cover of a 1970s photo album
[22:34] <dangeonmaster> love the panflute remix to signify they're playing M&M
[22:34] <BlackSugar> lol aut
[22:34] <kayke> loose leaf page of dick doodles
[22:34] <quinine> this song sounds like a life insurance commercial
[22:34] <@DMpersand> these M&M sessions are seriously deficient in snacks
[22:34] <BlackSugar> and weed
[22:35] <besoin> hall
[22:35] <impdentist> hall o ween
[22:35] <besoin> hall o never seen again
[22:35] <threedvr6> lol
[22:35] <quinine> lol
[22:35] <autarch> wait, was that his brother or his dog?
[22:35] <dangeonmaster> his first movie and already deserves the Oscar
[22:36] <threedvr6> brother , autarch
[22:36] <kayke> maybe he joined the ice capades
[22:36] <threedvr6> no, dog
[22:36] <besoin> why is he doing forrest gump
[22:36] <dangeonmaster> I'm looking at the maze in the mirror
[22:36] <critty_yeoman> heh
[22:36] <kayke> "I dream about... getting my 20 dollars back"
[22:37] <dangeonmaster> birth of the Woody voice
[22:37] <BlackSugar> its weird that the first decade of hanks career was slapstick comey
[22:37] <BlackSugar> comedy
[22:37] <autarch> omg
[22:37] <autarch> lol
[22:37] <critty_yeoman> man if "Hall" is triggering maybe he shouldn't have gone to university
[22:37] <@DMpersand> never leave a party member behind
[22:37] <autarch> 'HOLY FUCK! IT'S Me! IT'S ROBBIE!!! HOOOLY FUCK!!!"
[22:37] <kayke> pretending to paint
[22:37] <besoin> is that one of those things you bake in the oven to shrink
[22:37] <@DMpersand> shrinky dink
[22:37] <TrebSidedDie> Makeout Champion
[22:38] <TrebSidedDie> is that a class
[22:38] <threedvr6> painting thingys
[22:38] <threedvr6> 101
[22:38] <dangeonmaster> next they'll paint the dragon, a shrinky drake if you will
[22:38] <kayke> independent study
[22:38] <BlackSugar> can't imagine the hat budget on this
[22:38] <lhs> who's on hold
[22:38] <Bobd11> What kind of massive dorm rooms does this college have that he can keep all these at school?
[22:38] <dangeonmaster> really hope the pink Mile High Club hat shows up
[22:38] <critty_yeoman> we're all on hold
[22:39] <TrebSidedDie> Their quest was to steal the hat of Bear Bryant
[22:39] <impdentist> what!
[22:39] <critty_yeoman> ok ok ok
[22:39] <kayke> lucky he didn't get a glimpse of her head towel
[22:39] <autarch> wait, he's 16?
[22:39] <impdentist> "no i can't imagine, as i was 25 as a freshman"
[22:39] <autarch> guess that makes him a real genius
[22:39] <dangeonmaster> hanks is 26 in this
[22:39] <Bobd11> Most sophomores are 16, I think?
[22:39] <critty_yeoman> Chekov's factois
[22:39] <@DMpersand> "so it's about time"
[22:39] <critty_yeoman> well, factoiD
[22:40] <TrebSidedDie> "Do it, do it. Cawwwww"
[22:40] <quinine> buddy, hats ain't it
[22:40] <dangeonmaster> wow
[22:40] <besoin> where is this story going
[22:40] <@DMpersand> waikiki
[22:40] <autarch> yo this fuckin stiiinks
[22:40] <BlackSugar> death by maze
[22:40] <lhs> exactly where the chick tract goes
[22:40] <autarch> the caverns are like a maze
[22:40] <kayke> he needs to join hipinion
[22:40] <@DMpersand> yup
[22:40] <dangeonmaster> he's treating his suicide like he gonna get a big scoop for the school paper
[22:40] <quinine> he carries suicidal ideation very well
[22:40] <autarch> he'd get banned
[22:41] <@DMpersand> god her fits
[22:41] <autarch> yoooo
[22:41] <lhs> yeEEeeeeEEEsss
[22:41] <autarch> hanks slow down
[22:41] <quinine> yikes
[22:41] <besoin> "robby, it's not 1952"
[22:41] <BlackSugar> hanks very much
[22:41] <TrebSidedDie> "Listen, lets roll for it"
[22:41] <lhs> heh
[22:41] <threedvr6> heh
[22:41] <kayke> sad jazz
[22:41] <autarch> music
[22:41] <dangeonmaster> narraight
[22:41] <@DMpersand> flaccid jazz
[22:41] <besoin> thanks but no t. hanks
[22:41] <autarch> "alrra"
[22:41] <dangeonmaster> lol amp
[22:42] <dangeonmaster> and besoin
[22:42] <autarch> oh lord
[22:42] <impdentist> feel like not wanting to live in a single dorm room with someone else is pretty reasonable
[22:42] <besoin> easy on the dripping foley
[22:42] <BlackSugar> that was the ultimate in flaccid jazz
[22:42] <impdentist> much less someone you just met
[22:42] <BlackSugar> but he's level 9
[22:42] <quinine> lol srslyt
[22:42] <BlackSugar> that has value
[22:43] <quinine> robbie learned an important lesson about relationships that day; it's more than just bed logistics
[22:43] <BlackSugar> I just watched first blood last night and this is the same set
[22:43] <Bobd11> He really didn't have a caving helmet in his repertoire?
[22:43] <dangeonmaster> he wanted to kill himself on the set of Land of the Lost?
[22:43] <kayke> this is what he wants his ghost to look like
[22:44] <dangeonmaster> you IDIOT
[22:44] <kayke> my dm doesn't light enough candles
[22:44] <BlackSugar> the reason they're all flunking is because they spend 3 hours every night lighting candles
[22:44] <kayke> jj you stupid stupid idiot
[22:45] <BlackSugar> this is like the hpn 2020 elections thread
[22:45] <autarch> JJ, you stupid fuck. you should start over.
[22:45] <@DMpersand> let's LARP, bros
[22:45] <lhs> labyrinths and losers
[22:45] <BlackSugar> LOL
[22:45] <kayke> lol
[22:45] <dangeonmaster> Freelick?
[22:45] <BlackSugar> "I got all up in the guts"
[22:45] <threedvr6> the MC
[22:46] <critty_yeoman> MC Hatmer
[22:46] <dangeonmaster> "Supposedly they ended up in 1980s Germany"
[22:46] <besoin> died with $40 on their meal cards
[22:46] <lhs> :P dan
[22:46] <@DMpersand> so afraid of litigation that Rona wouldn't even call him the "Maze Master"
[22:46] <kayke> you can get expelled for larping?
[22:46] <TrebSidedDie> hhaha
[22:46] <besoin> hey
[22:47] <besoin> that's gus from the wire
[22:47] <dangeonmaster> "Keep this under your hat, OK?"
[22:47] <TrebSidedDie> woah
[22:47] <lhs> the mazeout champion
[22:47] <TrebSidedDie> That is a kind of hat I've never seen
[22:48] <kayke> Amp and I were just saying it looked like a 1920s woman's hat
[22:48] <TrebSidedDie> hanks in the robes!
[22:48] <besoin> this is gus from the wire's second credit
[22:48] <@DMpersand> a Dorothy Parker book cover hat
[22:48] <BlackSugar> I gotta be honest, I did weird ass random shit my freshman year of college too
[22:48] <lhs> just looks like a pith helmet to me
[22:48] <kayke> not that one, he'd changed hats
[22:49] <TrebSidedDie> I got community service for climbing a construction crane
[22:49] <dangeonmaster> Ack! Oga
[22:49] <impdentist> we started duck duck goose club my freshman year so i can't talk
[22:49] <TrebSidedDie> Freshman year
[22:49] <kayke> he had on a soft felt one in the skeleton gathering scene
[22:49] <besoin> i just slept all day and got suspended
[22:49] <BlackSugar> there was a tree on campus and we'd take acid and climb it and listen to tape 2 of the song remains the same
[22:49] <kayke> I got in trouble for hanging out on the roof of the pottery building all the time
[22:50] <dangeonmaster> Grains and Grottos
[22:50] <BlackSugar> dead gumps society
[22:50] <threedvr6> Ancient Grains and Grttos
[22:50] <besoin> why the pan flute
[22:50] <dangeonmaster> it transports your mind to a world of fantasy
[22:51] <besoin> true
[22:51] <kayke> in my freshman dorm, my roommate and I found out that we could get into the attic by moving one of our ceiling tiles and we used it to play pranks on people
[22:51] <autarch> JJJJJJ
[22:51] <BlackSugar> hello... is there anybody in there...
[22:51] <threedvr6> "this isn't pen and paper RPG, we're just crawling around in spiderwebs and mouse shit"
[22:52] <lhs> not even the extreme darkness of this movie can make these fakeass caverns look any better
[22:52] <autarch> the caverns are real
[22:52] <@DMpersand> the caverns of the mind
[22:52] <BlackSugar> this cavern is like my first dmt trip
[22:52] <threedvr6> lol... the light
[22:52] <quinine> sounds unlikely
[22:53] <lhs> is it horny
[22:53] <autarch> does it have money?
[22:53] <dangeonmaster> "Is it lonely?"
[22:53] <@DMpersand> "is it...  gay?"
[22:53] <BlackSugar> man they're really staying in character here
[22:53] <dangeonmaster> phew, good call Tom
[22:53] <autarch> "where's the skin?"
[22:53] <lhs> heh
[22:53] <impdentist> "it's french"
[22:53] <TrebSidedDie> Yeah, find the herb
[22:53] <lhs> eat the wheat
[22:53] <quinine> hell yeah now where talkin
[22:54] <critty_yeoman> threatening herbs? must be a mens' rights cave
[22:54] <kayke> lol
[22:54] <BlackSugar> this is called commitment to a bit
[22:54] <critty_yeoman> did they not know about splitting the party in 1981?
[22:54] <@DMpersand> scary herbs, like hemp
[22:55] <BlackSugar> someone's gonna run into woody harrelson just sitting and playing harmonica
[22:55] <kayke> a gorville
[22:55] <dangeonmaster> oh shit
[22:55] <BlackSugar> damn jj, you're into it
[22:55] <threedvr6> lotta gorvilles in the Massachusetts caves
[22:55] <TrebSidedDie> People have to die badly for tropes to be born.
[22:55] <TrebSidedDie> ohhshdhahdf
[22:55] <autarch> holy fuck
[22:55] <@DMpersand> too real
[22:55] <dangeonmaster> Gorville Deadenbacher
[22:55] <critty_yeoman> Grant has a real advanced theater arts department
[22:56] <autarch> lol dan
[22:56] <TrebSidedDie> screaming too good for the movie
[22:56] <lhs> gorville is a bad place to be a woman
[22:56] <dangeonmaster> that was honestly a really good looking creature
[22:56] <BlackSugar> yes it was attractive
[22:56] <autarch> hanks crapped his pants
[22:56] <quinine> ha....ha?
[22:56] <kayke> these nerds aren't good at sneaking
[22:56] <dangeonmaster> I fight with love
[22:56] <@DMpersand> overcome my monsters with reason
[22:57] <autarch> hanks is emasculated
[22:57] <dangeonmaster> amen
[22:57] <@DMpersand> (Theme)
[22:57] <threedvr6> that's a flute quote
[22:57] <autarch> thanks, fincher
[22:57] <critty_yeoman> someone splice in some Picard playin flute
[22:57] <dangeonmaster> Zamfir is the mind killer
[22:57] <lhs> heh
[22:57] <autarch> what was that shot
[22:58] <impdentist> nice big bed now
[22:58] <autarch> was this thing made for tv?
[22:58] <besoin> cul vert
[22:58] <dangeonmaster> Pardue to a Kill
[22:58] <BlackSugar> game is going viral
[22:58] <impdentist> that's def hanks doing both VOs right
[22:58] <critty_yeoman> heh
[22:58] <critty_yeoman> naw that's Adam Driver
[22:58] <kayke> you must never skip leg day
[22:58] <@DMpersand> lol
[22:59] <impdentist> "please... i love boning"
[22:59] <Bobd11> "OK, I'll work on the humility."
[22:59] <BlackSugar> yeah hanks pulled a second paycheck
[22:59] <autarch> Pompidou
[22:59] <lhs> the holy man must sleep in a big bed alone
[22:59] <dangeonmaster> no more jerkin it or you'll never level up
[23:00] <@DMpersand> "it's called volcel"
[23:00] <autarch> oh my god
[23:00] <impdentist> is there a bug on the screen
[23:00] <BlackSugar> hanks going his own way
[23:00] <autarch> tom what are you doing
[23:00] <dangeonmaster> really weird print damage I guess
[23:00] <threedvr6> "sorry, i need to slay gorvilles"
[23:00] <@DMpersand> a bug on the collective screen
[23:00] <BlackSugar> he wasn't get laid anyway, was he?
[23:00] <kayke> the bug is symbolic
[23:00] <Bobd11> Wait, what?
[23:01] <autarch> how is this possibly deja vu?
[23:01] <Bobd11> This happened exactly before?
[23:01] <@DMpersand> Kino Lorber needs to put this on blu-ray
[23:01] <@DMpersand> with this exact print
[23:01] <autarch> those caves are bad news!
[23:01] <BlackSugar> we can't have the sex that you've been denying me
[23:01] <critty_yeoman> shouldn't have picked Incel Domain
[23:01] <@DMpersand> salt my bun
[23:01] <autarch> guess this guy's about to take his swing
[23:02] <BlackSugar> every man in my 18 years of life
[23:02] <lhs> if only you could trap them in some kind of dungeon
[23:02] <@DMpersand> kate yr gr8
[23:02] <critty_yeoman> to be fair that kind of framing is something a 20 year old would say
[23:02] <autarch> k8
[23:02] <dangeonmaster> Banshees and Burgers
[23:02] <autarch> lol
[23:02] <besoin> robbie & kate +8
[23:02] <critty_yeoman> Diners & Drive-Ins
[23:02] <critty_yeoman> ah crap
[23:02] <dangeonmaster> lol
[23:03] <autarch> this is me becoming my board persona
[23:03] <autarch> shit, besoin
[23:03] <critty_yeoman> yeah besoin that's a good one
[23:03] <impdentist> god i miss just going out and eating a burger at a bar
[23:03] <dangeonmaster> inhaling so much paint
[23:03] <kayke> yeah I want to get some pub grub
[23:04] <dangeonmaster> "Oh, and I didn't kill my wife"
[23:04] <autarch> hanks is about to go write the book on nofap
[23:04] <lhs> no map
[23:04] <autarch> twin peaks vibes here
[23:05] <besoin> caverns are chock full of frogs
[23:05] <lhs> this movie is as black as coop takes his coffee
[23:05] <critty_yeoman> I'm ok with it
[23:06] <critty_yeoman> Caravaggio vibes
[23:06] <autarch> woah
[23:06] <kayke> caverns and cicadas
[23:06] <autarch> lol
[23:06] <dangeonmaster> she's about to stumble into the Sasquatch home
[23:06] <critty_yeoman> so no synth vox echo now huh
[23:06] <Bobd11> Lions got him, I'm afraid.
[23:07] <besoin> was that a fraggle
[23:07] <critty_yeoman> lol
[23:07] <kayke> lol
[23:07] <autarch> which one's daniel again?
[23:07] <dangeonmaster> shoulda brought a bunch of rice with you
[23:07] <threedvr6> the tsar
[23:07] <dangeonmaster> just like I do
[23:08] <critty_yeoman> judging from the score she's somewhere in the 1950s
[23:08] <TrebSidedDie> got called away, is Hanks going crazy
[23:08] <TrebSidedDie> ?
[23:08] <dangeonmaster> hanks is insane due to horniness
[23:08] <dangeonmaster> hat kid is suicidal
[23:08] <TrebSidedDie> I understand completely
[23:08] <threedvr6> oh, nevermind. that's daniel
[23:08] <kayke> Daniel, I'm here! I'm queer!
[23:09] <besoin> flashlights were so worthless before LEDs
[23:09] <kayke> those flashlights had .5 candle power
[23:09] <lhs> a makeout challenger is going to steal his title
[23:10] <TrebSidedDie> oh my good
[23:10] <TrebSidedDie> god
[23:10] <kayke> the tin man... from star trek
[23:10] <besoin> is there anyone on screen
[23:10] <@DMpersand> you're like... an oompa loompa
[23:10] <TrebSidedDie> "Do you think Spock has a pointy dick, too?"
[23:11] <autarch> hanks is gonna be so sad when he comes to his senses
[23:11] <TrebSidedDie> Movie makes me appreciate day for night
[23:11] <besoin> daniel is an officer and a gentleman
[23:11] <threedvr6> "thanks glad to be here"
[23:11] <@DMpersand> HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEN
[23:11] <autarch> skatetown usa vibes
[23:11] <@DMpersand> caw
[23:11] <impdentist> oh no hanks
[23:11] <TrebSidedDie> it me
[23:11] <dangeonmaster> lol
[23:11] <quinine> good reveal
[23:11] <@DMpersand> me on my way to class tomorrow
[23:11] <besoin> jj has no hat because it's a costume
[23:12] <besoin> tom hanks in his feels
[23:12] <lhs> me at any party
[23:12] <BlackSugar> ominous piano
[23:12] <threedvr6> lol
[23:12] <dangeonmaster> love the middle class dad version of frankenstein
[23:12] <BlackSugar> fetch the boltcutters
[23:13] <besoin> nyeh
[23:13] <lhs> drink your ovaltine
[23:13] <critty_yeoman> with JIIIIM BELUUUSHI
[23:13] <critty_yeoman> and MUUUSICAL GUEST
[23:13] <dangeonmaster> if Tom Hanks' voice started speaking to me and telling me to do things, I'd probably follow it
[23:13] <BlackSugar> lol
[23:13] <dangeonmaster> so I empathize
[23:13] <impdentist> wait did he leave the party to go to bed and then come back
[23:13] <kayke> power nap
[23:13] <impdentist> king
[23:13] <critty_yeoman> I feel like I did that once or twice in college
[23:14] <BlackSugar> power nut
[23:14] <TrebSidedDie> Members' of the Party Only jacket
[23:14] <kayke> no nut november
[23:14] <lhs> if tom hanks's voice started speaking to me, i'd tell him that stoner sux
[23:14] <besoin> daniel still wearing his hutch costume
[23:15] <BlackSugar> whoa nobody knows where the weirdo d&d kid went
[23:15] <kayke> mom on her second wine of the morning
[23:15] <BlackSugar> yes those are her morning pearls
[23:16] <BlackSugar> he's cheating on us!
[23:16] <critty_yeoman> lol
[23:16] <BlackSugar> that slut!
[23:16] <@DMpersand> Robbie is self-gaming
[23:16] <BlackSugar> heh
[23:16] <kayke> going to the wawa to get a sandwich
[23:16] <critty_yeoman> yes amp
[23:17] <critty_yeoman> I mean life can be bleak why not call the neighborhood wawa Rohan or whatever
[23:17] <Bobd11> "Maybe he was enticed into a van by a prowling serial killer, or murdered by a group of kids inspired by listening to metal records in reverse."
[23:17] <critty_yeoman> heh
[23:17] <besoin> i just figured out that kate is the mother from the good son
[23:18] <TrebSidedDie> ahh
[23:18] <critty_yeoman> yeah this movie has the exact depiction of the mentality of college kids that you'd expect from a CBS made for TV joint
[23:18] <BlackSugar> they're the west maze three
[23:18] <Bobd11> "Becky!  Tom!  Joe!"
[23:18] <threedvr6> i can't wait to hear what the closing credit song is
[23:19] <quinine> backwards pan flute
[23:19] <kayke> we gotta clean up all our slim jim wrappers
[23:19] <quinine> sorry...college student murder investigator habit
[23:20] <besoin> this guy pressed to reopen the caves
[23:20] <lhs> do you like our owl
[23:20] <autarch> to get to the other side
[23:21] <dangeonmaster> same thing happened with me and Donkey Kong Country
[23:21] <besoin> why are they being so secretive
[23:21] <besoin> just admit you're M&M nerds
[23:21] <dangeonmaster> "Any Herbs?"
[23:21] <critty_yeoman> because they're huge herbs
[23:21] <kayke> did he ever soak a tampon in vodka and put it in his butt?
[23:21] <quinine> fizz, smack, cholos, gippums; never dope!
[23:21] <lhs> jazz cigarettes?
[23:21] <critty_yeoman> lol
[23:22] <dangeonmaster> put that quote on the box!
[23:22] <BlackSugar> I killed a guy over skyrim gotta admit
[23:22] <TrebSidedDie> Wish Bookman was on this case
[23:22] <impdentist> he just was talking to him!
[23:22] <threedvr6> heh treb
[23:22] <autarch> is this guy the library cop from seinfeld?
[23:22] <impdentist> lol i was just thinking bookman as well
[23:22] <lhs> sometimes there are boobs too though
[23:22] <autarch> waait
[23:22] <TrebSidedDie> Not the guy
[23:22] <autarch> bookman is the library cop right?
[23:22] <TrebSidedDie> yeah
[23:23] <autarch> lol we all thought about him
[23:23] <threedvr6> "we need to put on our thinking caps"
[23:23] <BlackSugar> I totally did
[23:23] <BlackSugar> and I thought he was gonna turn suddenly with a finger
[23:23] <critty_yeoman> why you gotta do the USPS like that
[23:23] <kayke> an idea that involves hats
[23:23] <BlackSugar> lol that is so totally police squad!
[23:24] <BlackSugar> are they saying release the navy?
[23:24] <autarch> here we are again
[23:24] <BlackSugar> I thought at the start that he said release the navy
[23:24] <lhs> those jeans were a buns crime
[23:25] <besoin> opsec, daniel
[23:25] <BlackSugar> those caverns go for miles and my 12 men get winded easily
[23:26] <kayke> the only thing I know is that dungeons and dragons is the devil's sport
[23:26] <lhs> but he had a handful of uncooked rice with him
[23:26] <quinine> lol bs
[23:26] <dangeonmaster> some people get great pants?
[23:27] <autarch> it's a map of halloween
[23:27] <autarch> halloweentown high
[23:27] <autarch> phillip baker hall
[23:27] <autarch> the great hall
[23:27] <critty_yeoman> twin peaks had a clue bird too
[23:27] <critty_yeoman> ah, late afternight in NYC
[23:27] <BlackSugar> SLAYER
[23:27] <impdentist> oh he just had tix to go see slayer
[23:28] <besoin> so he's just jerking off in times square theaters
[23:28] <critty_yeoman> this Destroyer jam rips
[23:28] <autarch> the greatest hall of all: times square
[23:28] <quinine> lol
[23:28] <TrebSidedDie> hah
[23:28] <BlackSugar> that'd be so sweet if he wandered into angel of death
[23:28] <threedvr6> pre-partying for a few days before the slayer show
[23:28] <quinine> in nyc, the sax is only semi-flaccid
[23:28] <critty_yeoman> 2-3 day pre party. that's Slayer done right
[23:28] <dangeonmaster> Nicest Guy in Hollywood Steets
[23:28] <lhs> let's go at this a different way: a threeway
[23:29] <critty_yeoman> *wags eyebrows*
[23:29] <impdentist> oh no are the two towers the wtc
[23:29] <besoin> he's going to radio city
[23:29] <BlackSugar> taxi mazer
[23:29] <critty_yeoman> ah dentist I fear you're correct
[23:29] <besoin> run robbie, it's the strokes!
[23:29] <kayke> lol
[23:29] <critty_yeoman> lolol
[23:29] <autarch> i got them in my life
[23:29] <quinine> rly embodying the holy man aesth
[23:30] <TrebSidedDie> amazing
[23:30] <BlackSugar> NOMEANSNO
[23:30] <besoin> yeah, run into an alley where you're safe
[23:30] <critty_yeoman> these guys were doing an ultra gritty urban campaign way before it was cool
[23:30] <besoin> please kill him
[23:30] <lhs> this alley is brigher than like half the damn movie
[23:30] <dangeonmaster> Warlocks, come out and plaaaaayyyyyyy
[23:30] <lhs> brighter*
[23:30] <kayke> magic missile
[23:30] <impdentist> pocket sand!
[23:30] <threedvr6> heh kayke
[23:31] <autarch> 2 hands
[23:31] <besoin> "write a song about THAT, julian"
[23:31] <critty_yeoman> aren't there like 6 dudes in The Strokes? they'll be ok
[23:31] <lhs> reason with them with reaganomics
[23:31] <dangeonmaster> this is giving me an idea for Punisher vs. Swamp Thing
[23:31] <autarch> now he can fuck again
[23:31] <critty_yeoman> "I cast Message"
[23:31] <besoin> i mean, that was self defense, rob
[23:31] <lhs> "again"?
[23:32] <autarch> lol yeoman
[23:32] <quinine> my fuck. my fuck has returned!
[23:32] <besoin> "i killed a mermaid"
[23:32] <lhs> heh
[23:32] <TrebSidedDie> haha
[23:32] <autarch> haha
[23:32] <@DMpersand> idk but it smells bad
[23:32] <quinine> theres lots of big buildings
[23:33] <kayke> uuuh there's a starbucks... and a garbage can
[23:33] <besoin> "uh bloo bloo bloo, i'm at sardi's"
[23:33] <BlackSugar> "me and daniel are gonna fuck and then eventually come to get you"
[23:33] <autarch> [sob] can we [sniffle] can we fuck again?
[23:33] <impdentist> jj can you please not be you just for one day
[23:33] <kayke> rock'n'roll
[23:34] <quinine> the new york streets are gonna part for that beauty
[23:34] <BlackSugar> he wanders into a room and becomes interpol's drummer
[23:34] <besoin> he can see cats while he waits
[23:34] <lhs> if this nerd can kill you, you kind of deserve to die to be honest
[23:34] <dangeonmaster> The Hanking of Pelham 123
[23:34] <@DMpersand> lol bs
[23:35] <kayke> tubes and tokens
[23:35] <impdentist> ah no
[23:35] <autarch> dan
[23:35] <dangeonmaster> lol
[23:35] <impdentist> "and a monster!"
[23:35] <quinine> <sobbing> katie, I took an amtrak to dallas this golf bag has so many rifles in it
[23:35] <dangeonmaster> I can smell the monster's urine, I must be getting close
[23:35] <autarch> this maze will be his final destination
[23:36] <quinine> heh tubes and tokens
[23:36] <BlackSugar> the davinci mazes
[23:36] <autarch> lol
[23:36] <critty_yeoman> dan's pelham joke i'm still reeling
[23:36] <BlackSugar> yeah that was really good
[23:36] <quinine> misread and thought I missed a great phlegm joke
[23:36] <Bobd11> Probably a good place to grind rats for XP.
[23:37] <autarch> yeah that was one a really good pelham joke
[23:37] <@DMpersand> please, mage
[23:38] <threedvr6> heh
[23:38] <@DMpersand> that is not canon
[23:38] <autarch> damn
[23:38] <BlackSugar> that's brian dennehey three years after first blod
[23:38] <autarch> it's brian posehn, i think
[23:39] <BlackSugar> WILL
[23:39] <dangeonmaster> oh no
[23:39] <autarch> oh my god
[23:39] <autarch> somebody call 9 1 1
[23:39] <besoin> i never knew tom hanks did 9/11
[23:40] <quinine> katie new plan, meet me at the u-haul rental/ag supply warehouse on H street
[23:40] <threedvr6> ask the good luck bird
[23:40] <impdentist> oh sick
[23:40] <dangeonmaster> really really weird subplot
[23:40] <quinine> oh his family are ghosts
[23:40] <quinine> that explains a lot
[23:40] <besoin> edward james olmos's office from miami vice
[23:40] <critty_yeoman> yeah that was some Miss Havisham shit downstairs
[23:40] <threedvr6> heh "it's different"
[23:41] <quinine> sheets on the formal furniture; guests straight up to the sex dungeon please
[23:41] <besoin> slice of pizza was 85 cents on that sign
[23:41] <critty_yeoman> Sex Dungeions & Six Dragons
[23:41] <autarch> bin laden was a holy man of sorts
[23:42] <TrebSidedDie> What dummies
[23:42] <kayke> these pudding heads
[23:42] <autarch> huh? never heard of them
[23:42] <besoin> what the hell was on that lady's sweater
[23:42] <kayke> I loved it
[23:42] <critty_yeoman> kind of cool that a lot of those people have no idea how they're in a movie with Tom Hanks
[23:42] <dangeonmaster> what's up with the hobo greasepaint Tom has on his cheeks
[23:43] <@DMpersand> it's rough living as a holy man
[23:43] <critty_yeoman> tunnel sludge
[23:43] <@DMpersand> "time to detonate my magic charges"
[23:43] <besoin> hanks on wire
[23:43] <kayke> he needs to visit the twin SHowers if you ask me
[23:43] <@DMpersand> lol
[23:43] <impdentist> are they really gonna try to spot him from the 110th floor
[23:43] <lhs> game fuel can't melt steel beams
[23:44] <autarch> lol kayke
[23:44] <autarch> lol lhs
[23:44] <critty_yeoman> yeah lol 2 both
[23:44] <critty_yeoman> strangely specific footstep foley goin' on
[23:44] <impdentist> ey i'm escalatin heah
[23:45] <dangeonmaster> hanks basically acting like Mr. Bean now
[23:45] <besoin> say pardeu, duh
[23:45] <kayke> yell his cleric name
[23:45] <kayke> yeah
[23:45] <critty_yeoman> lol
[23:45] <TrebSidedDie> "Pardo!"
[23:45] <quinine>  shot so nice they shot it twice
[23:46] <critty_yeoman> a Pardue-over, if one will
[23:46] <quinine> lol
[23:47] <TrebSidedDie> THE DOOR
[23:47] <@DMpersand> new dungeon unlocked
[23:47] <critty_yeoman> doors can be notoriously problematic in DND
[23:47] <besoin> finally
[23:47] <autarch> jesus
[23:47] <autarch> JESUS
[23:47] <lhs> good thing he can barely move in those jeans
[23:47] <kayke> need to get those points
[23:47] <critty_yeoman> lhs gettin an eyeful of Hanks shanks
[23:47] <@DMpersand> gaaayyyyyyyme
[23:47] <kayke> lol
[23:48] <autarch> lol
[23:48] <TrebSidedDie> ahha
[23:48] <kayke> jj
[23:48] <dangeonmaster> love hanks
[23:48] <critty_yeoman> jj looks like the dude from Hannibal
[23:48] <besoin> zoom in more
[23:48] <quinine> aheeeeeeee
[23:48] <autarch> he cries so much
[23:48] <@DMpersand> JJ Abrams: Origins
[23:48] <critty_yeoman> Song of Healing
[23:48] <kayke> hug
[23:48] <threedvr6> i hope the bird is okay
[23:48] <autarch> lol amp
[23:48] <besoin> your party is always hear for you
[23:48] <besoin> *here
[23:48] <kayke> the real maze was the friends they made along the way
[23:48] <critty_yeoman> wait isn't this how Sleepless in Seattle ended
[23:48] <besoin> heh
[23:48] <dangeonmaster> yeah
[23:48] <lhs> heh
[23:48] <impdentist> i bet i know
[23:48] <kayke> it's called wolf in white van
[23:49] <@DMpersand> we love it, Rona
[23:49] <autarch> is robbie in a mental hospital now?
[23:49] <TrebSidedDie> Going to Robbie's grave because they executed him
[23:49] <besoin> gill bates
[23:49] <critty_yeoman> that was all the adventure blonde guy needed
[23:49] <quinine> oh he jumped as soon as their hug was over, they had ot cut that part due to time
[23:49] <critty_yeoman> should be at Next Semester pretty soon?
[23:50] <TrebSidedDie> "He's playing Vampyre The Masquerade now"
[23:50] <critty_yeoman> ahhhh Treb lol
[23:50] <kayke> he's like an egg
[23:50] <critty_yeoman> Monster Hearts and Hanks has strings on all of them now
[23:50] <@DMpersand> "i blame Gygax"
[23:50] <lhs> "you kids want a wine breakfast?"
[23:51] <TrebSidedDie> oh no
[23:51] <threedvr6> or Shutter Island ending
[23:51] <besoin> he's pranking them
[23:51] <TrebSidedDie> Choice polo on Hanks
[23:51] <autarch> hanks
[23:51] <critty_yeoman> yeah he's Hanking 'em for sure
[23:51] <@DMpersand> just hankin' your chain
[23:51] <Bobd11> Eh, he's happier this way.
[23:52] <kayke> a g'orville
[23:52] <autarch> "wait. a gorville?"
[23:52] <@DMpersand> damn yeoman
[23:52] <TrebSidedDie> Men died, Robbie. Don't joke
[23:52] <dangeonmaster> now imagining Tom Hanks in Funny Games
[23:52] <besoin> they're all gonna jump like invisible child
[23:52] <kayke> the shorts of a holyman
[23:52] <critty_yeoman> lol kayke
[23:52] <threedvr6> heh
[23:52] <@DMpersand> a goodly lake
[23:52] <critty_yeoman> yeah those are Shorts of Shanking
[23:52] <impdentist> he's gonna riff for another three minutes
[23:52] <autarch> just tell them you're kidding
[23:52] <critty_yeoman> +1 to persuasion
[23:52] <impdentist> no credits
[23:52] <autarch> this ending has me in stitches
[23:53] <autarch> he's sticking to his guns
[23:53] <@DMpersand> yeah i heard of it
[23:53] <kayke> mom should have prepared them for this
[23:53] <@DMpersand> feeeeed the addiction
[23:53] <besoin> "jj, grow up"
[23:53] <autarch> daniel, this is why you're not the guy who makes games
[23:53] <critty_yeoman> "make an Enabling check"
[23:53] <impdentist> *immediately drowns in the lake*
[23:53] <quinine> lol
[23:53] <kayke> mom should have invited them in for a breakfast wine and some info
[23:53] <dangeonmaster> I'm gonna start acting like this, it seems to be working well for Hanks
[23:54] <besoin> "naturally we never visited again"
[23:54] <critty_yeoman> lol
[23:54] <threedvr6> heh besoin
[23:54] <@DMpersand> *walks into the pond, 20 sided dice stuffed in his pockets weighing him down*
[23:54] <lhs> heh
[23:54] <dangeonmaster> lol
[23:54] <impdentist> YIKES
[23:54] <autarch> well fuck
[23:54] <critty_yeoman> aMAZEing
[23:54] <BlackSugar> dang
[23:54] <TrebSidedDie> What an ending
[23:54] <besoin> HAGOOD HARDY
[23:54] == quinine has changed nick to qui-d9
[23:54] <critty_yeoman> Hagood Hardy you really nailed it
[23:54] <critty_yeoman> bravo/a
[23:54] <threedvr6> Hagood Hardy....
[23:54] <dangeonmaster> see this is why I just stuck to Magic: The Gathering
[23:54] <critty_yeoman> lol dan
[23:54] <lhs> a hagood song is hardy to find
[23:54] <kayke> Ha good? Hardy.
[23:54] <BlackSugar> does that flow right into forrest gump?
[23:55] <@DMpersand> i'd never heard of this movie before discovering it on DVD on kayke's dad's shelves
[23:55] <qui-d9> haa
[23:55] <TrebSidedDie> GORVIL
[23:55] <critty_yeoman> that one scene definitely does
[23:55] <@DMpersand> so it's a kayke classic
[23:55] <dangeonmaster> Douglass Grindstaff
[23:55] <autarch> i saw grindstaff too
[23:55] <impdentist> ohp there it goes
[23:55] <critty_yeoman> wow
[23:55] <qui-d9> ty kayke's dad
[23:55] <autarch> "hey, uh, wanna _grind_ on my _staff_?"
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Postby donna martin » Mon Aug 24, 2020 10:37 pm

Who the fuck photo shopped that poster? Jolie looks insane.
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Postby donna martin » Mon Aug 24, 2020 10:57 pm

But also I think my eyes are playing tricks on me?
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Postby Viola Swamp » Tue Aug 25, 2020 7:00 am

A movie about an arm
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TONIGHT
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1 hour!
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[22:11] <@WAMPED> 3
[22:11] <@WAMPED> 2
[22:11] <jalapeno> as long as it's The Good Son
[22:11] <@WAMPED> 1
[22:11] <danted> i don't like the electioneering
[22:11] <@WAMPED> vote for me
[22:11] <besoin> hey, what the hell
[22:11] <BlackSugar> my goddamn 12yo is sitting next to me throughout this whole movie
[22:11] <besoin> can i get a time check
[22:11] <jalapeno> danted's never stated his opinion about motor schooters
[22:11] <BlackSugar> and I remember a sex scene that goes on and on
[22:11] <pretty_yeoman> do they have like their own thing to be doing or what
[22:12] <donnamcavoy> i mean, bs, you gotta educate yoru kids
[22:12] <autarch> who's voting for tmnt?
[22:12] <impdented> oh wow
[22:12] <pretty_yeoman> beso we're at 00:50
[22:12] <BlackSugar> tru
[22:12] <quinjolina> ...weavers?
[22:12] <pretty_yeoman> No Way
[22:12] <BlackSugar> the sigourneys
[22:12] <Bob511> "They called themselves....The Cobblers."
[22:12] <pretty_yeoman> six weeks ago from when?
[22:12] <besoin> can i get 1:40
[22:12] <@WAMPED> edgyyyyyy
[22:12] <pretty_yeoman> yup, ten sec
[22:12] <donnamcavoy> yeah this was 2008 so get ready
[22:13] <pretty_yeoman> 1:40
[22:13] <donnamcavoy> i bet red pillers love this
[22:13] <kayke> tell your 12yo that it used to cost a lot of money to sing the birthday song in movies
[22:13] <impdented> god this is already trying so hard to be fight club
[22:13] <besoin> thanks
[22:13] <autarch> thiis is matrix
[22:13] <BlackSugar> heh
[22:13] <pretty_yeoman> yup
[22:13] <autarch> or is it fight club
[22:13] <besoin> this is some fight club shit
[22:13] <Bob511> Mark Millar is perpetually 2008.
[22:13] <danted> Fuck Palahniuk
[22:13] <jalapeno> interesting voiceover
[22:13] <@WAMPED> If Office Space was Fight Club
[22:13] <impdented> ikea!
[22:13] <autarch> lol dan
[22:13] <besoin> chris
[22:13] <pretty_yeoman> what if Office Space / Fight Club but more than a decade later?
[22:13] <@WAMPED> yep
[22:13] <autarch> Jim O'fice
[22:13] <quinjolina> I dont believe that was an ikea table
[22:13] <kayke> that didn't look like an ikea table
[22:13] <kayke> it looked like a counter
[22:13] <besoin> mcavoy's american accent is horrible
[22:14] <donnamcavoy> i went to hs with a wesley gibson
[22:14] <quinjolina> chicago!
[22:14] <autarch> well, how did i get here?
[22:14] <jalapeno> narrated by The Sarcastic Guy from Kids in the Hall
[22:14] <pretty_yeoman> this movie is already fast forward itself to get itself over with
[22:14] <impdented> not the best movie city but one with an impeccable batting average
[22:14] <impdented> until now
[22:14] <autarch> the windy city
[22:14] <autarch> the city that works
[22:14] <autarch> the city beautiful
[22:15] <quinjolina> hell they even featured my favorite skyscraper
[22:15] <@WAMPED> "it's a bullet, i think"
[22:15] <impdented> oh come on
[22:15] <lhs> wish this subtitle track weren't just the chapter titles forever
[22:15] <jalapeno> wait is this the movie with the curved bullet?
[22:15] <impdented> i was going to predict that but i didn't want it to be true
[22:15] <danted> woobwoobwoob
[22:15] <quinjolina> looks like it's the movie with the curved zoom lens!
[22:15] <BlackSugar> he gets more points the more people he hits
[22:15] <pretty_yeoman> ten years late on Office Space/Fight Club/Matrix, two years early on Dubstep
[22:16] <quinjolina> hahahaa
[22:16] <besoin> what on earth
[22:16] <jalapeno> this kicks the llama's ass
[22:16] <lhs> this is already hurting my ears
[22:16] <kayke> why
[22:16] <jalapeno> whips. shit.
[22:16] <@WAMPED> omg
[22:16] <autarch> hahaha
[22:16] <impdented> whoa he's going really far
[22:16] <jalapeno> aha
[22:16] <besoin> is this how physics works
[22:16] <donnamcavoy> yes
[22:16] <kayke> jesus calm down
[22:16] <autarch> oh man
[22:16] <BlackSugar> ok boomer
[22:16] <jalapeno> how the f
[22:16] <autarch> no
[22:16] <donnamcavoy> guy fieri went out early
[22:16] <pretty_yeoman> and that's how crenshaw got his patch
[22:16] <jalapeno> sick
[22:17] <danted> now I really want to see this director's remake of Ben Hur
[22:17] <Bob511> I can't believe they'd do AJ Pierzynski like that.
[22:17] <besoin> is this that vanilla sky i've heard about
[22:17] <kayke> he has a 30 ft horizontal leap
[22:17] <jalapeno> i'm so confused by that jump and the spacing of these buildings
[22:17] <impdented> imagine being robert de niro and obviously being approached for this role
[22:17] <pretty_yeoman> lol
[22:18] <donnamcavoy> don't think too hard about this
[22:18] <jalapeno> whaaaaat
[22:18] <kayke> is this steampunk?
[22:18] <besoin> back, and to the left
[22:18] <jalapeno> [sips some chocolate milk]
[22:18] <autarch> that's my place
[22:18] <danted> still think Golgo could do better
[22:18] <pretty_yeoman> Nora Bern
[22:18] <besoin> this is my life
[22:18] <besoin> okay, maybe not
[22:19] <quinjolina> kitty luvs whiteclaw
[22:19] <kayke> pour one out for the homie
[22:19] <autarch> my life is that of the high powered executive
[22:19] <BlackSugar> 4loko was just 3 years away
[22:19] <besoin> can we buy this production a level tripod
[22:19] <pretty_yeoman> ok I was joking about Reznor
[22:19] <@WAMPED> nine four lokos
[22:19] <impdented> even the red stapler
[22:19] <impdented> jesus
[22:19] <besoin> yep
[22:19] <donnamcavoy> this movie is 2008 on Cocaine energy drink
[22:20] <danted> wasn't this Arnold's disguise in Total Recall?
[22:20] <@WAMPED> what's up with his neck
[22:20] <pretty_yeoman> Sean Willem Defoe
[22:20] <impdented> oh god
[22:20] <kayke> oh no
[22:20] <jalapeno> this is not the movie I was expecting
[22:20] <besoin> you didn't recognize him from his ass?
[22:20] <autarch> generic office jobs in movies aren't even realistic. there are no reports irl
[22:20] <donnamcavoy> holy shit i never realized that was chris pratt
[22:21] <besoin> wish i had some red vines
[22:21] <@WAMPED> Curved Pleasure
[22:21] <autarch> condoms.nice
[22:21] <danted> young Pratt looking extra Seth Rogen-y
[22:21] <donnamcavoy> gotta stay hydrated
[22:21] <autarch> lol amp
[22:21] <kayke> he curved the penis!
[22:21] <autarch> AMPED energy drink
[22:21] <impdented> this is i think contemporaneous with parks and rec season 1?
[22:21] <jalapeno> I wish his head were that size the whole movie
[22:21] <besoin> didn't it say jeremy on the pill bottle
[22:21] <pretty_yeoman> Chekov's immediately resolved Chekov's thingy
[22:22] <jalapeno> boom goes the dynamite
[22:22] <autarch> if she could see me at my gaming computer, she'd love me
[22:22] <besoin> he's turning into the beast
[22:22] <lhs> more like awful space
[22:22] <kayke> lol
[22:23] <jalapeno> WUBBWUBBWUBBWUBB
[22:23] <@WAMPED> why is this like this
[22:23] <BlackSugar> still kinda like his shirt tie combo
[22:23] <quinjolina> lol that rly is pratt
[22:23] <besoin> i have no idea what's happening
[22:23] <kayke> he's getting anxiety all over the expense report
[22:23] <impdented> feel like using the same song here is a joke that went over even the music supervisor's head
[22:23] <BlackSugar> its fight club without the fighting
[22:23] <BlackSugar> yet
[22:23] <jalapeno> so Wanted is about a pill head working a shitty office job with Chris Pratt
[22:23] <quinjolina> rude!
[22:24] <impdented> it said increments of 20 you dick
[22:24] <@WAMPED> KILL EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY
[22:24] <pretty_yeoman> Automatic Tell-it Machine
[22:24] <besoin> angelina must be standing in a 6" hole
[22:25] <@WAMPED> gotta say, not what i expected from the Hackers sequel
[22:25] <autarch> is he literally ruffalo in now you see me?
[22:25] <impdented> both of those lines made much more sense than in the trailer
[22:25] <jalapeno> I am DIGGING this
[22:25] <autarch> MANWICH
[22:26] <@WAMPED> tell him his father liked to roar
[22:26] <quinjolina> loool
[22:26] <pretty_yeoman> what's with the 1/2 real cereal brands, 1/2 "Crispy Clusters"?
[22:26] <kayke> put my gun in my gun
[22:26] <jalapeno> that gun is stupid as hell and I love it
[22:26] <impdented> crispy clusters are a chicagoland-area generic honey bunches of oats
[22:26] <kayke> the egg store
[22:26] <@WAMPED> Egg Store
[22:26] <pretty_yeoman> whoa cool
[22:26] <@WAMPED> welcome
[22:26] <danted> lmao @ Egg Store
[22:26] <impdented> i just made that up but you believed it huh
[22:26] <BlackSugar> SHOE CARNIVAL
[22:27] <BlackSugar> is this springfield?
[22:27] <autarch> welciime to tthe egg sttore we have fun and games
[22:27] <@WAMPED> Eggs R Us
[22:27] <lhs> crispy clusterpunk 2077
[22:27] <danted> shoe carnival is real
[22:27] <pretty_yeoman> dentist i have suspended disbelief to get thru this
[22:27] <impdented> fair enough
[22:27] <besoin> an american car, pft
[22:27] <danted> maybe that means Egg Store is real :O
[22:27] <autarch> 2 broken legs, imo
[22:27] <kayke> please understand I want to go back to the egg store
[22:28] <BlackSugar> back to the egg
[22:28] <donnamcavoy> this is how i play GTA
[22:28] <pretty_yeoman> movie suddenly good
[22:28] <jalapeno> suddenly?
[22:28] <lhs> whenever that cop opens the door, the side of the car will just say LICE
[22:28] <impdented> this is most definitely lower wacker drive
[22:28] <autarch> nibblers
[22:28] <autarch> uh, yeah
[22:28] <donnamcavoy> chicago drift
[22:29] <pretty_yeoman> gettin some sweet IL state film board tax breaks or whatevs
[22:29] <besoin> i wonder if there are any black people in chicago in the wanted universee (not counting morgan freeman)
[22:29] <@WAMPED> maybe shoot his ass
[22:29] <@WAMPED> or his head
[22:29] <pretty_yeoman> or us
[22:29] <lhs> her dress is from misanthropologie
[22:29] <jalapeno> this seems slightly unnecessary
[22:29] <pretty_yeoman> lol lhs
[22:29] <donnamcavoy> lololol lhs
[22:29] <BlackSugar> he's like the kate capshaw in temple of doom
[22:30] <autarch> lol lhs
[22:30] <danted> honestly at this point they should have her start dancing on top of the car
[22:30] <donnamcavoy> tbf, jal, this entire movie is unncessary
[22:30] <danted> it's not going to break my disbelief
[22:30] <@WAMPED> this is incomprehensible
[22:30] <besoin> 2 fast 2 furious at brad pitt
[22:30] <jalapeno> agree to disagree
[22:30] <pretty_yeoman> curve the bus
[22:30] <donnamcavoy> i mean this was my idea i love this movie
[22:30] <autarch> he curved the bullet
[22:30] <autarch> this rules
[22:30] <danted> Curve Your Embulletasm
[22:31] <autarch> tthis partt
[22:31] <danted> don't even know if thats a joke
[22:31] <autarch> shoot the cops
[22:31] <autarch> omfg
[22:31] <BlackSugar> that was so sick it died of cancer
[22:31] <jalapeno> lol
[22:31] <pretty_yeoman> that's a Dodge not a Spyder
[22:31] <jalapeno> did a bus full of people just die
[22:31] <besoin> it was dave matthews's tour bus
[22:32] <impdented> turning left from the right lane
[22:32] <impdented> badass
[22:32] <autarch> lol besoin
[22:32] <BlackSugar> such a power move
[22:32] <autarch> dark day in chicago history
[22:32] <autarch> is thatt the guy from space hog
[22:33] <danted> lol
[22:33] <pretty_yeoman> oh fuck it's a twitter replies thread
[22:33] <donnamcavoy> lol
[22:33] <lhs> and volume back up
[22:33] <impdented> "i thought you were black, man!"
[22:33] <besoin> james mcavoy is horrible here
[22:33] <donnamcavoy> yeah this didn't win best sound mixing at the oscars
[22:33] <@WAMPED> i wish they made McAvoy look like Eminem for this
[22:33] <pretty_yeoman> no way
[22:33] <jalapeno> I don't know if I've ever thought he was good in anything
[22:33] <besoin> i generally quite like him
[22:34] <pretty_yeoman> does that guy's gun have a heartbeat
[22:34] <autarch> wouldn't hurt a flies
[22:34] <BlackSugar> I liked him ok in the good xmen movies
[22:34] <autarch> a fly
[22:34] <kayke> he's good in that movie where he's scary
[22:34] <kayke> uuuuh unbreakable spin off
[22:34] <kayke> wow he fucking did it
[22:34] <autarch> and i jizzed. in. my, pantts.
[22:34] <donnamcavoy> he has very good taking a shit face
[22:34] <impdented> now what are they called
[22:34] <danted> lmao autarch
[22:34] <BlackSugar> he showed that fly who's boss
[22:34] <lhs> i was thinking the same thing, autarch
[22:35] <pretty_yeoman> love the parking valet windbreaker tho
[22:35] <donnamcavoy> i certainly feel calmer after shooting flies
[22:35] <donnamcavoy> better tahn prozac
[22:35] <jalapeno> but then you met Angelina Jolie
[22:35] <danted> now the rest of the movie is him rehabilitating those flies
[22:35] <besoin> this is some jeunet & caro level surreality
[22:35] <pretty_yeoman> adrenaline is stored in the heart
[22:35] <danted> oh and anyone who does cociane
[22:35] <BlackSugar> sir
[22:36] <donnamcavoy> we call them the family stone
[22:36] <autarch> why should he care about his dad
[22:36] <danted> Insanity is doing tough acting work when you can just take fat paychecks doing the dumbest movies ever
[22:37] <BlackSugar> soooo can I just take the cash and not kill people?
[22:37] <lhs> you're an assassin, 'arry
[22:37] <jalapeno> what's that movie where Bradley Cooper has telepathy or whatever? I wanna watch that now
[22:37] <impdented> does he still have the flies
[22:37] <danted> he's taking them to the vet
[22:37] <kayke> gonna eat them
[22:38] <autarch> no, i don't know
[22:38] <pretty_yeoman> bad trigger disciplien
[22:38] <besoin> the mcgodfather
[22:38] <donnamcavoy> isn't water bad for guns?
[22:38] <donnamcavoy> i honestly don't know
[22:38] <danted> I wanna go the the bathroom when there's no action, but with this movie the action could come at any second
[22:38] <lhs> i can't imagine it helps
[22:38] <pretty_yeoman> i only know about water and  houseplants and even then
[22:38] <impdented> YOU'RE STILL AN ASSHOLE
[22:38] <jalapeno> I believe that was proven in Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot
[22:39] <pretty_yeoman> yeah danted I kinda wanna run & grab some food but at the same time no way
[22:39] <besoin> is he wearing his dad's old shirt
[22:39] <jalapeno> I ate six brats and that was a bad choice but here I am glued to the tv
[22:39] <pretty_yeoman> redpillers definitely love this movie
[22:40] <donnamcavoy> jesus did love popsicles
[22:40] <pretty_yeoman> godspeed jalapeño, godspeed
[22:40] <BlackSugar> I mean, he really is dropping the ball on those budget reports
[22:40] <autarch> shoot her
[22:40] <autarch> shoot her ass
[22:41] <kayke> he curved the stapler
[22:41] <jalapeno> oh dear
[22:41] <autarch> welp
[22:41] <impdented> what is it about non-americans that they just can't figure out "sorry"
[22:41] <besoin> were we really this tone deaf in 2008 [rhetorical question]
[22:41] <lhs> sass club
[22:41] <quinjolina> did this film win the academy award for mottled skin effects
[22:41] <quinjolina> ahahahaa
[22:41] <autarch> hahahha
[22:41] <@WAMPED> yeaaaaaah
[22:42] <kayke> okay, I liked that
[22:42] <pretty_yeoman> who wrote this and how
[22:42] <@WAMPED> admit it, we've all been there
[22:42] <autarch> boooooom
[22:42] <BlackSugar> huckle just shrieked with pleasure at that
[22:42] <besoin> i'd go buy something
[22:42] <kayke> those police sketches
[22:42] <pretty_yeoman> lol
[22:42] <@WAMPED> titular newspaper
[22:42] <autarch> sunglasses
[22:43] <jalapeno> this is some song
[22:43] <besoin> mcavoy is acting like alex p. keaton on meth
[22:43] <impdented> this is where the assassins fraternity was founded 1000 years ago
[22:43] <impdented> in chicago
[22:44] <besoin> looms
[22:44] <donnamcavoy> no they moved to chicago in the 60s
[22:44] <donnamcavoy> cheaper real estate
[22:44] <pretty_yeoman> i keep meaning to go to the ancient textile castle when i go to chicago but y'know
[22:44] <BlackSugar> sextiles
[22:44] <autarch> they're printing The Epoch Times
[22:44] <donnamcavoy> fuck that's what i should have done in chicago you're right
[22:44] <besoin> it's nice to see looms in the media
[22:44] <autarch> mcavoy is the guy from the ads
[22:45] <BlackSugar> hawkward
[22:45] <Bob511> Acting like those are different things.
[22:45] <lhs> heh
[22:45] <pretty_yeoman> *points to sign that says "no shop talk in the breakroom*
[22:45] <danted> Murders for Algernon
[22:45] <donnamcavoy> yeah i'm def fired from my job
[22:46] <pretty_yeoman> Hi I'm Cindy, this is Jake, we're HR
[22:46] <BlackSugar> did she just say bruh
[22:46] <donnamcavoy> jake from state farm?
[22:46] <besoin> if coding bootcamps had been invented by 2008 this could have gone a different way
[22:46] <autarch> aaand SLEEP!
[22:46] <pretty_yeoman> sort of dying for a Now You See Me crossover
[22:46] <besoin> is this a sex thing
[22:46] <donnamcavoy> elaborate eye wide shut ruse
[22:47] <autarch> wtf
[22:47] <autarch> why are they doing thisi
[22:47] <autarch> justt tell him what's up
[22:47] <lhs> catharsis
[22:47] <BlackSugar> rush
[22:48] <jalapeno> just eatin' some Five Guys
[22:48] <autarch> that was uncalled for
[22:49] <lhs> i'm fine with all of that
[22:49] <autarch> bet he misses his boss now
[22:49] <pretty_yeoman> oh hey I've heard of this spa
[22:49] <quinjolina> we clal this one the han solo
[22:49] <jalapeno> this is some real BDSM shit
[22:49] <danted> now I'm hungry for Krispy Kreme
[22:49] <kayke> lookin like a cereal bar
[22:49] <autarch> h's a cinnabun
[22:49] <pretty_yeoman> lol
[22:49] <autarch> he's a cinnabon, rather
[22:49] <lhs> is that enough lemon cake frosting for you, besoin
[22:49] <besoin> hey
[22:49] <danted> wow, getting training from one of the Wet Bandits
[22:49] <jalapeno> next time we're putting you in the latex vacuum bag
[22:49] <lhs> ;pretty
[22:50] <lhs> oops
[22:50] <kayke> this is like atlantis but edgy
[22:50] <pretty_yeoman> "...help...me"
[22:50] <Bob511> What part of "assassin" does he not understand?
[22:50] <besoin> what an odd movie
[22:51] <donnamcavoy> well, he's a pussy
[22:51] <besoin> where's the cute montage music
[22:51] <danted> shoot the wings off a pig
[22:51] <jalapeno> I dunno I think it's a question of how
[22:51] <autarch> they're gonna keep giving him concussions
[22:52] <quinjolina> yes, I have been waiting behind that curtain all morning for the right moment to interrupt that sentence
[22:52] <lhs> just like bowling
[22:52] <pretty_yeoman> this is why people don't believe in climate change
[22:52] <autarch> he sees too straight, that's why the bullet goes straight. he needs more concussions.
[22:52] <quinjolina> my duties at the weavery are really rather light
[22:52] <danted> no joke, someone should do this movie but with darts
[22:52] <jalapeno> this guy sucks they should pick someone else
[22:53] <autarch> this is like loony tunes level f him gtting his ass beat
[22:53] <lhs> everyone else is a muggle
[22:53] <impdented> just lie down like a regular person
[22:53] <BlackSugar> "I feel like a donut"
[22:53] <jalapeno> kinky as hell
[22:53] <pretty_yeoman> wait that guys name was Rictus?
[22:53] <autarch> that frosting doesn't stop internal bleeding does it?
[22:54] <pretty_yeoman> it's not so much a question of how, autarch, but...
[22:54] <BlackSugar> yes, deliciously
[22:54] <besoin> i really love this focus on looms
[22:54] <lhs> i like the sounds
[22:54] <donnamcavoy> just wait besoin
[22:54] <jalapeno> needs more wubbs
[22:55] <autarch> fuck your looms, brah
[22:55] <quinjolina> I would think repeated hand trauma is not the greatest training for a marksman but I guess that's why I'm not in the assassination biz
[22:55] <lhs> murdoch did
[22:55] <jalapeno> maybe if you're an assassin, but a superassassin?
[22:55] <autarch> this is cruel
[22:55] <quinjolina> :(
[22:55] <autarch> fuck this
[22:56] <danted> hope Willard finds these bastards
[22:56] <@WAMPED> don;t spit
[22:56] <quinjolina> that rat was way cuter than any of the humans in this movie
[22:56] <autarch> she's yakuza?
[22:56] <@WAMPED> she's  butt
[22:57] <besoin> he does appear to be superhuman
[22:57] <jalapeno> this doesn't seem worth it to me, just move on with your life and your dead dad
[22:57] <@WAMPED> dead dad you never knew?
[22:57] <autarch> because i'm a masochist
[22:57] <besoin> love the split/beast voice
[22:58] <besoin> dumblemorg
[22:58] <kayke> i'm falling asleep, they better curve another bullet soon
[22:58] <autarch> wait kayke
[22:58] <@WAMPED> yes, your father had many a wet dream here
[22:58] <kayke> i don't give a shit about dads, curve me some bullets!
[22:59] <besoin> blindsided? that kill was fair and square
[22:59] <quinjolina> sry morgan but im not turnin up my volume for these whispers
[22:59] <quinjolina> I know your tricks
[22:59] <lhs> i missed the opening sequence because i was looking for a subtitle file
[23:00] <Bob511> Grow a pair of shoes?
[23:00] <autarch> finally guns
[23:00] <BlackSugar> love a training montage
[23:00] <jalapeno> I got distracted by the Lakers and Clippers voting to boycott the season. Did he conquer the loom?
[23:01] <autarch> can phil niekro teach him to shoot a knucklebullet?
[23:01] <danted> I think he's doing it now?
[23:01] <BlackSugar> wait did they boycott the whole playoffs??
[23:01] <jalapeno> oh sweet thank god
[23:01] <Bob511> Those bullets look pretty traceable.
[23:01] <danted> I think the secret is to wear gloves
[23:01] <quinjolina> this is one of the least convincing training montages Ive ever seen
[23:01] <jalapeno> Lebron left the meeting with both teams agreeing they were going to boycott
[23:01] <donnamcavoy> that guys only job is to beat people
[23:01] <autarch> shoot him, with a gun
[23:01] <autarch> kill him
[23:01] <kayke> this is how they trained me to work at the water park when I was in college
[23:01] <danted> is that one guy training him Donal Lougue?
[23:01] <lhs> heh
[23:02] <autarch> kill him and thten throw him in the cinnabon frosting
[23:02] <quinjolina> great, you just fucked up that whole blanket
[23:02] <jalapeno> CONQUERED THE LOOM
[23:02] <danted> If I was one of these secret Weaver society killers I would intentionally get my self killed a lot so I could bathe in the frosting
[23:02] <donnamcavoy> he says yeah like he's in karate kid
[23:02] <pretty_yeoman> his "American" goes away when he yells
[23:02] <kayke> he did what so many child laborers could not
[23:02] <lhs> ready for the quidditch match
[23:02] <autarch> nobody saw it. doesn't count
[23:03] <donnamcavoy> assassin foreplay
[23:03] <besoin> this can't be harry potter if harry surpasses hermione
[23:03] <autarch> was tthatt supposed to be flirting?
[23:04] <autarch> she's a moron
[23:04] <@WAMPED> https://media1.giphy.com/media/YBVjCJc10DR04/giphy.gif
[23:04] <pretty_yeoman> lol amp
[23:04] <@WAMPED> poop
[23:04] <besoin> he's ready
[23:05] <lhs> just dumb as hell
[23:05] <kayke> welcome to the egg store
[23:05] <danted> now they spank his ass with a paddle
[23:05] <autarch> that was all hazing to gett into a frat
[23:05] <jalapeno> a loom storm is coming
[23:05] <besoin> increasingly larger looms
[23:05] <donnamcavoy> when do they butt chug?
[23:05] <pretty_yeoman> ok now we're steampunk
[23:05] <BlackSugar> and he is, the fruit of the loom
[23:06] <quinjolina> _rly_ a lotta loom content in this
[23:06] <quinjolina> not sure ive seen a more loom-heavy action movie
[23:06] <lhs> "they weren't very good at names"
[23:06] <autarch> look closer at the threads: there are posts in ther
[23:06] <kayke> this is exactly why you won't be let back into this room
[23:06] <BlackSugar> "and now we visit, the temple of loom"
[23:06] <jalapeno> okay this part just seems unbelievable, I'm out
[23:06] <donnamcavoy> i laughed so openly at this big reveal that i was sushed in a fucking $2.50 theater
[23:06] <quinjolina> lol
[23:06] <quinjolina> this is cool tbl
[23:06] <quinjolina> thb*
[23:06] <quinjolina> fuck
[23:07] <BlackSugar> calvin klein is sauron
[23:07] <donnamcavoy> i love it but i mean, how can you not laugh?
[23:07] <pretty_yeoman> lol this is such Edgelord Chow
[23:07] <donnamcavoy> i got a loom in animal crossing and freaked the fuck out
[23:07] <autarch> it just says "giggle"
[23:07] <jalapeno> "dickbutt"
[23:07] <Bob511> Sentients looms are just putting hits on people?
[23:07] <quinjolina> ii mean i like it more than anything in nat treasure so
[23:07] <pretty_yeoman> "Live, Laugh, Love!"
[23:07] <danted> what exactly is opperating the loom?
[23:07] <kayke> lol yeoman
[23:07] <BlackSugar> trump
[23:07] <besoin> water power usually
[23:07] <quinjolina> oh wait lol
[23:07] <quinjolina> its a mystic loom?
[23:08] <impdented> oh wait i'm reading this sideways. it actually says "SUSNVYSDFB OSJNBV EASCIUN"
[23:08] <quinjolina> i thought they were just decoding secret messages from ancient weavers
[23:08] <pretty_yeoman> ah dentist so the target is Welsh
[23:08] <pretty_yeoman> that was low and I immediately apologize
[23:08] <jalapeno> he waited that long to cock the gun?
[23:08] <quinjolina> like.... why not at least a rifle for thtis job
[23:08] <danted> didn't wear deodorant to the office meeting
[23:08] <besoin> "you fool! there won't be another train for 18 minutes!"
[23:08] <pretty_yeoman> lol
[23:09] <autarch> we don't make the threads, we just enforce them
[23:09] <quinjolina> lol
[23:09] <besoin> is it...you
[23:09] <kayke> who lit the candles
[23:09] <lhs> a wingless fly
[23:09] <besoin> kablammo
[23:10] <kayke> tale as old as time
[23:10] <autarch> that girl's name: albert einstein
[23:10] <pretty_yeoman> and that little girl's name?
[23:10] <pretty_yeoman> ah autarch lol
[23:10] <BlackSugar> heh
[23:10] <quinjolina> spiked bat, just bangin ya nuts against a dresse
[23:10] <besoin> what a convenient tale
[23:11] <quinjolina> sews yr asshole shut n keeps feedin ya..
[23:11] <danted> is this the frosting bath or an ice chip bath?
[23:11] <jalapeno> this movie is very pro murder
[23:11] <kayke> kill everyone and then no one will die anymore
[23:11] <quinjolina> i think when the frosting melts it means yr healed
[23:11] <besoin> "we're also 2nd amendment activists"
[23:11] <pretty_yeoman> that's how i generally run my life, quinjolina
[23:11] <impdented> "how do we know we're doing the right thing? well if the loom doesn't know right from wrong, who does"
[23:11] <autarch> is that Don Jr?
[23:12] <kayke> good thing he was still sitting ther e
[23:12] <BlackSugar> lol
[23:12] <danted> god another training montage
[23:12] <autarch> he ends up in the cta holiday car
[23:12] <danted> don't cross Alex Cross
[23:12] <donnamcavoy> yessss
[23:12] <quinjolina> ahahaha yuss
[23:12] <jalapeno> so all these villains are stuck in The Truman Show?
[23:12] <pretty_yeoman> ahhh it's the drummer from Now You See Me
[23:12] <impdented> man a lot of people who are of international importance who need to be killed love hanging out in chicago
[23:13] <autarch> look at this king
[23:13] <kayke> he should have shot through the hole
[23:13] <BlackSugar> no this is much easier
[23:13] <besoin> here's hermione to save him
[23:13] <autarch> this is the best part
[23:13] <autarch> just wait
[23:13] <autarch> fuck yeah
[23:13] <jalapeno> ah another flippy car
[23:13] <jalapeno> lolololol
[23:13] <kayke> their car budget must be through the roof
[23:13] <Bob511> What happens when you Drive Angry.
[23:13] <BlackSugar> oh yeah the comeupance
[23:14] <autarch> lol kayke
[23:14] <donnamcavoy> when is the mayor gonna crack down on loom assassins
[23:14] <autarch> he's gotta shit
[23:14] <donnamcavoy> does he really need that gun?
[23:14] <jalapeno> he's not the only one
[23:14] <quinjolina> i heard lori is planning a stern lecture against loom assassins for labor day wknd
[23:14] <autarch> tthis is so over the top
[23:14] <besoin> again angelina is standing in a hole
[23:14] <autarch> she really doesn't deserve this
[23:15] <donnamcavoy> i assume jolie charged a lot of moeny for this
[23:15] <pretty_yeoman> yeah I was gonna ask if a 12 year old dude wrote this but then I realized huck is probably better than that
[23:15] <quinjolina> did he say hes the man
[23:15] <BlackSugar> oh yeah
[23:15] <autarch> lol he's the man
[23:15] <kayke> we should watch she's the man
[23:15] <BlackSugar> every role in this movie could be somebody else
[23:15] <autarch> EAT THE RAT
[23:15] <BlackSugar> except for angie
[23:16] <jalapeno> what happened to Chris Pratt bring him back
[23:16] <besoin> why start missing now
[23:16] <danted> Pratt got laid flat
[23:16] <autarch> look att all those people he's saving by killing someone
[23:16] <donnamcavoy> chicago doesn't haven't a gang problem they have a loom problem
[23:16] <BlackSugar> after total recall, sharon stone should have gone more action
[23:16] <pretty_yeoman> every shot you fake every car you break i'll be missing u
[23:16] <jalapeno> did he turn into sonic the hedgehog
[23:16] <danted> more like Shadow tbh
[23:16] <BlackSugar> angie is her ten yeras later
[23:17] <pretty_yeoman> always put that shit in rice right away
[23:17] <autarch> use the toilet gun
[23:17] <besoin> he killed leon
[23:17] <autarch> is that tim robinson?
[23:18] <autarch> fatally shot in the arm
[23:18] <danted> frosting here we come
[23:18] <autarch> dude
[23:18] <autarch> he got hit in the fucking arm
[23:18] <quinjolina> wut
[23:18] <autarch> he' fine
[23:18] <autarch> he's ok
[23:18] <danted> "I love you...for a thousand years...ughhhh"
[23:18] <autarch> IS THERE A PASTRY CHEF IN THE HOUSE?1
[23:18] <besoin> is cpr really advisable when you've bled out
[23:18] <pretty_yeoman> lol
[23:19] <jalapeno> I'm very confused
[23:19] <autarch> he looks like a chocolate lava cake
[23:19] <autarch> his arm, i mean
[23:19] <jalapeno> did he go to the library?
[23:20] <besoin> mcavoy is honestly so horrible in this
[23:21] <pretty_yeoman> a MONASTERY in MORAVIA
[23:21] <autarch> at assassinating? not really
[23:21] <impdented> this is at the far end of the yellow line, nobody ever takes it that far
[23:21] <pretty_yeoman> heh
[23:21] <besoin> two looms??
[23:21] <autarch> this movie would have been the same if it starred zack braff
[23:21] <danted> lol
[23:21] <danted> Braffavoy
[23:22] <pretty_yeoman> dear god that's a. gross and b. correct
[23:22] <impdented> before remembering who it really was i thought braff in the first couple scenes
[23:22] <danted> You curved my father, prepare to die
[23:23] <besoin> mass transit in moravia superior to chicago
[23:23] <pretty_yeoman> lol
[23:24] <autarch> lol dan
[23:24] <autarch> mcurvoy
[23:24] <BlackSugar> this movie is so much cardio
[23:25] <donnamcavoy> esp. for me, i laughed so hard during this movie
[23:25] <besoin> what the hell
[23:25] <pretty_yeoman> abs n card
[23:25] <BlackSugar> how much time is left? I'm too chicken to press any button
[23:25] <besoin> 35 mins
[23:25] <donnamcavoy> yeah there's way more action left
[23:25] <danted> I'm betting on 8 minutes of credits though
[23:26] <danted> anyone want to bet higher?
[23:26] <pretty_yeoman> had to be like hundreds of sfx folks credited
[23:26] <besoin> the final act looms
[23:26] <donnamcavoy> yeah, the credits for curved bullet specialists alone
[23:26] <pretty_yeoman> ah, beso
[23:26] <kayke> *anyone want to be high?
[23:26] <autarch> that sooound the bullets make
[23:26] <autarch> when they collid
[23:26] <impdented> ok the bullets shooting other bullets thing is officially old now
[23:26] <donnamcavoy> what a great meet cute
[23:27] <danted> in the sequel they'll play ping pong with bullets, mark my words
[23:27] <autarch> sooo many people dead
[23:27] <besoin> way to kill scores of people, guys
[23:27] <lhs> the dangerous train in the world
[23:27] <impdented> sorry to all those passengers
[23:27] <BlackSugar> oh my
[23:27] <donnamcavoy> try to kill one, kill 1,000
[23:28] <autarch> extra credit?
[23:28] <besoin> [shouting to falling passenger] "the loom wants what it wants!"
[23:28] <pretty_yeoman> weird bullet physics, even weirder train car coupling physics
[23:28] <Bob511> The loom is frantically churning out a rug with the passenger manifest encoded.
[23:28] <lhs> heh
[23:28] <pretty_yeoman> lol bob
[23:28] <donnamcavoy> nevermind all those innocent people
[23:28] <danted> if someone burnt that loom down the worldwide death totals would probably drop by 100,000 each year
[23:28] <besoin> final mcdestination
[23:28] <autarch> what
[23:29] <jalapeno> he's doing all that work holding him with just his legs?
[23:29] <impdented> guess angelina can cross that one off her list
[23:29] <kayke> r.i.p. thomas
[23:29] <autarch> ok well clearly this place really exists on earth
[23:29] <Bob511> Heh
[23:29] <pretty_yeoman> this movie doesn't have the guts to kill mcavoy
[23:29] <danted> this is why you don't cross Alex Cross
[23:29] <lhs> wanted 2: shoot of the loom
[23:29] <besoin> quick, where's the nearest krispy kreme bath
[23:29] <danted> lol lhs
[23:29] <autarch> lol
[23:30] <besoin> if part 2 doesn't have the loom, i'm not watching it
[23:30] <impdented> i would totally say that with my dying breath to the person who kills me, just to fuck with em
[23:30] <pretty_yeoman> i was rooting for the loom to be Freeman's scam don't tease me with this, movie
[23:30] <besoin> luke, i am your father
[23:30] <BlackSugar> me too imp
[23:30] <@WAMPED> he's facemorphing into Ewan McGregor
[23:30] <BlackSugar> I whisper that to a lot of my kids' friends
[23:30] <danted> it would be cool if the sequel was about that rat's brother eating through the threads in the loom in order to get revenge
[23:30] <autarch> how are there any survivors
[23:30] <pretty_yeoman> ahhh bs
[23:31] <besoin> didn't he try to shoot him several times
[23:31] <autarch> lol bs
[23:31] <BlackSugar> surf your dad
[23:31] <jalapeno> uh
[23:31] <kayke> lol wut
[23:31] <danted> should not have taken that train up Mt. Everest
[23:31] <autarch> how was there more ravine left after that drop?
[23:32] <besoin> she seems happy
[23:32] <autarch> iif it was me, ii'd be like "u mind tellin me what da FUUUCK just happened?"
[23:32] <pretty_yeoman> yeah any further down and this movie was gonna feature a balrog
[23:32] <danted> an extended ad for 5ive Gum's new frosting flavor
[23:32] <besoin> why is he spying on his ex
[23:32] <autarch> telescope pointed at his apartment
[23:33] <lhs> weft to his own devices, his warped nature comes out
[23:33] <pretty_yeoman> LHS,
[23:33] <besoin> i see, his father WANTE him
[23:33] <besoin> *WANTED
[23:33] <impdented> well done
[23:33] <kayke> if I were a dude who shoots people through windows, I wouldn't sit in the window
[23:33] <quinjolina> lol
[23:33] <danted> actually, he just really wanted to shoot some cereal
[23:33] <danted> and I don't blame him it looked fun
[23:34] <jalapeno> lol this is dumb as hell
[23:34] <besoin> so, wait, is the loom a bad guy?
[23:34] <kayke> he should have texted
[23:34] <BlackSugar> loom is doom
[23:34] <autarch> yeah sounds like it
[23:34] <pretty_yeoman> i think u mean he should've textiled
[23:34] <danted> heh
[23:34] <kayke> ayyyyooo
[23:34] <jalapeno> wait why did they teach him how to curve bullets?
[23:34] <autarch> use the special glasses from the lucky charms box
[23:35] <BlackSugar> they were bored jalapeno
[23:35] <danted> "Egg Store?"
[23:35] <pretty_yeoman> heh
[23:35] <donnamcavoy> lol economy
[23:35] <@WAMPED> "you're a good egg, Wesley"
[23:35] <autarch> i can't remember if the end of this movie is what i remember it being
[23:35] <pretty_yeoman> can the last 15 min just be Wesley like going diving in Indonesia and living on the beach
[23:36] <besoin> not wearing a shirt because he doesn't trust looms
[23:36] <BlackSugar> who puts on a jacket with naked torso?
[23:36] <jalapeno> surfing his dad in Imperial Beach
[23:36] <donnamcavoy> gotta take down Big Loom
[23:36] <kayke> cool watch collection
[23:36] <autarch> who watches the watch men
[23:36] <pretty_yeoman> heh jalapeno he could hang 20 if he played his cards right
[23:36] <autarch> james' dad apparently
[23:37] <autarch> he killed dad.  now he needs to kill daddeus.
[23:37] <Bob511> Left him an omnibus collection of The Secret Service.
[23:37] <jalapeno> fuck yeah back to the egg store
[23:37] <autarch> Prince Nuttty
[23:37] <BlackSugar> this movie is so confusing
[23:38] <impdented> did he record this adr on his first day
[23:38] <lhs> they taught me how to stay frosty
[23:38] <pretty_yeoman> heh
[23:38] <besoin> why would you call peanut butter mr. mellow
[23:38] <jalapeno> I forgot this movie started out as Office Space
[23:38] <danted> he's goin full Willard!
[23:38] <kayke> peanut butter their gas tanks
[23:38] <BlackSugar> jal that feels like a month ago
[23:38] <Bob511> He's going to kill an innocent loom?
[23:38] <besoin> what a tangled web we weave
[23:38] <jalapeno> he gonna gunk the loom?
[23:38] <donnamcavoy> i mean he already killed innocent people
[23:39] <BlackSugar> he's gonna start speaking only in haiku
[23:39] <kayke> release the rats!
[23:39] <jalapeno> these fools, don't they know they trained a superassassin?
[23:39] <BlackSugar> 10k rats
[23:39] <jalapeno> superratsassin
[23:39] <Bob511> When all you need is a mice.
[23:39] <BlackSugar> now release the 5 lions
[23:39] <autarch> 10,000 rats
[23:39] <pretty_yeoman> lol bob
[23:40] <danted> wow I actually called it
[23:40] <autarch> ah damn, bs beat me to it
[23:40] <jalapeno> lol
[23:40] <besoin> explode already
[23:40] <jalapeno> he held it for 8 seconds?
[23:40] <@WAMPED> noooooooooooooooooooo
[23:40] <danted> you know a movie is good when you make an absurd joke about a sequel idea and the movie goes there 10 mintues later
[23:40] <BlackSugar> sorry aut, I got to the joke early
[23:40] <BlackSugar> it happens to the best of us
[23:41] <kayke> how did he train the rats to explode
[23:41] <impdented> is he running into the building with all the exploding rats in it
[23:41] <jalapeno> [rock music intensifies]
[23:41] <danted> Rats Payne
[23:41] <jalapeno> they should really stop tossing him their guns
[23:41] <pretty_yeoman> this is the most tepid guitar rock invented
[23:42] <autarch> so many people beinng liike "ugahgh"
[23:42] <besoin> is anyone gonna pull a trigger
[23:42] <Bob511> The ol' Space Invaders gambit.
[23:42] <jalapeno> this is impressively stupid
[23:42] <impdented> yeah this is like the in-game score of a need for speed game for gamecube
[23:43] <BlackSugar> no way angie dies
[23:43] <pretty_yeoman> yeah the score is kind of an even wilder mess than the movie which, high bar
[23:43] <Bob511> Clive Owen did this scene the year before while carrying a baby.
[23:43] <Bob511> Not as impressive here.
[23:43] <BlackSugar> common always died
[23:43] <impdented> yeah i've been thinking about shoot em up a lot during this
[23:43] <jalapeno> I've never seen Shoot Em Up
[23:43] <danted> Shoot Em Up is pretty close to this
[23:44] <danted> a tad less stupid
[23:44] <Bob511> Little less brown.
[23:44] <danted> a little more Looney Toons
[23:44] <impdented> i mean it doesn't take itself as seriously as this
[23:44] <besoin> didn't he shoot him in the head
[23:44] <autarch> shouldn'tt that one shot to the head have doone it?
[23:44] <danted> and no Fight Club shit
[23:44] <donnamcavoy> live by the knife, die by the knife
[23:44] <danted> oh and Paul Giamatti rhymes about titties
[23:44] <@WAMPED> rest in pease, Mankind
[23:44] <jalapeno> I just realized I've never seen Crank. I'm gonna download that immediately after this.
[23:44] <kayke> he got to touch the meat one last time
[23:45] <jalapeno> this could've also been played by Miles Teller
[23:45] <pretty_yeoman> lol he still believes in the loom
[23:45] <besoin> not in 2008
[23:45] <impdented> i don't get it, is the loom literally just spitting out names itself
[23:45] <donnamcavoy> crank is a better chaser to this
[23:46] <BlackSugar> imagine christian slater
[23:46] <pretty_yeoman> "get this, at the end of the movie the main character will recite the very pitch you see on the table before you."
[23:46] <impdented> i'm imagining him right now
[23:46] <BlackSugar> keanu could've done it
[23:47] <donnamcavoy> i mean, he could have made these up too
[23:47] <kayke> everyone is getting gift certificates
[23:47] <besoin> "we don't have names"
[23:47] <Bob511> Loom is just another shitty boss in the end.
[23:47] <impdented> "can't believe it actually spit out 'henchman number 2'"
[23:47] <jalapeno> you get a car, you get a car
[23:47] <pretty_yeoman> lol
[23:47] <BlackSugar> these are all $50 amazon gift cards
[23:47] <@WAMPED> lol
[23:48] <autarch> why does their name coming up mean they need to die, again?
[23:48] <danted> we could have it all or we could smash it all
[23:48] <donnamcavoy> fate
[23:48] <kayke> the loom
[23:48] <impdented> in what metaphor are the wolves the good guys
[23:49] <jalapeno> I still don't get why they trained him in the first place
[23:49] <besoin> so he could kill his father
[23:49] <donnamcavoy> he was the only one who could take out his dad
[23:49] <besoin> no one else could
[23:49] <jalapeno> but his father was going after them for training him?
[23:49] <@WAMPED> The Common Oeuvre
[23:49] <impdented> ah sure
[23:49] <donnamcavoy> he was trying to save him from getting sucked in
[23:49] <besoin> wow, she's good
[23:49] <autarch> tthis is so awesome
[23:49] <besoin> ooooohhhhhhh
[23:49] <pretty_yeoman> yup
[23:49] <jalapeno> oh shiiiiit
[23:50] <danted> still less silly than when the 4 Horsemen were tossing that chip around
[23:50] <autarch> what the fuck angelina
[23:50] <@WAMPED> goodbyeeeeeeeee
[23:50] <BlackSugar> she's fine, if this makes 100 mil
[23:50] <pretty_yeoman> that's why the loom specified a circular library when it pooped out architectural plans
[23:50] <kayke> loyal to the loom
[23:50] <@WAMPED> SLAAAAAAAAW
[23:50] <besoin> she was a loom fundamentalist
[23:50] <autarch> this is not what i remember the end being like
[23:50] <@WAMPED> spiders these days
[23:50] <donnamcavoy> oh what a tangled web we weave
[23:50] <Bob511> Loom is drunk.
[23:50] <autarch> unless something changes
[23:50] <jalapeno> The Loom is Us.
[23:50] <pretty_yeoman> you may have imagined a better one out of trauma, autarch
[23:51] <@WAMPED> now i rule
[23:51] <pretty_yeoman> "you're probably wondering how I got here."
[23:51] <@WAMPED> aren't i so cool
[23:51] <kayke> he still has a shit ton of money, right?
[23:51] <Bob511> "Now I kill people because a ball of twine says so."
[23:51] <kayke> lets go back to the atm
[23:51] <BlackSugar> of course they don't show angie's dead body
[23:51] <autarch> such a cool guy
[23:51] <BlackSugar> gotta keep that door open
[23:51] <autarch> 14 bucks!
[23:51] <donnamcavoy> they sort of did bs
[23:51] <kayke> uh oh
[23:52] <Bob511> :tosses him a dollar:
[23:52] <BlackSugar> sorta?
[23:52] <kayke> the end
[23:52] <kayke> they did show it
[23:52] <danted> https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1c/a0/26/1ca0269d5a396192c1891ee5ebfdba44.jpg
[23:52] <autarch> use "im feeling lucky"
[23:52] <jalapeno> how did he get his job back?
[23:52] <autarch> ergonomic nice
[23:53] <jalapeno> lol
[23:53] <autarch> 40 ton anvil drops oon him and hiis teeth turn too piano keys
[23:53] <impdented> gonna be chris pratt
[23:53] <kayke> lol okay I guess
[23:53] <BlackSugar> was that guy a temp?
[23:53] <quinjolina> pratt: ...'best' friend?
[23:53] <jalapeno> was shooting it from that far away really necessary?
[23:53] <besoin> frick
[23:53] <@WAMPED> absolute trash
[23:53] <impdented> i can't believe this movie
[23:53] <kayke> is this an anti drug commercial?
[23:53] <pretty_yeoman> mass shooting solve all problems?
[23:53] <pretty_yeoman> gross
[23:53] <danted> I gotta give it credit
[23:54] <kayke> did he just ask me not to smoke cigarettes?
[23:54] <danted> for stupidity
[23:54] <kayke> what was that
[23:54] <@WAMPED> lol
[23:54] <pretty_yeoman> font says it all
[23:54] <autarch> ok, the way i remember the ending, it was in transylvania and they were going to fightt some demons in the vampire realm
[23:54] <autarch> angelina was still alive
[23:54] <pretty_yeoman> love it
[23:54] <kayke> lol I want to watch the autarch cut
[23:54] <impdented> yeah this font was honestly done by like 2006
[23:54] <@WAMPED> VAN HELSING: WANTED
[23:54] <autarch> no it wasn't van helsing]
[23:54] <donnamcavoy> have we done van helsing?
[23:54] <lhs> was it blade
[23:54] <kayke> angelina still gets shot, but becomes a vampire
[23:55] <Bob511> Thinking of Timur's followup, Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
[23:55] <@WAMPED> yes and it was unbearable
[23:55] <donnamcavoy> that seems right
[23:55] <autarch> there was a big castle inside this weird black hole portal and they were going in it to kill vampires and shit
[23:55] <pretty_yeoman> this music is a kind of accomplishment
[23:55] <@WAMPED> one of the few that i think we all hated
[23:55] <BlackSugar> pratt buried in the credits
[23:55] <besoin> abe lincoln vampire hunter was unwatchable
[23:55] <danted> are you thinking of Bloodrayne
[23:55] <impdented> army of frankensteins was somehow better
[23:55] <jalapeno> for the Halloween season is there any chance we can watch Rock N Roll Nightmare?
[23:55] <BlackSugar> abe lincoln was awful
[23:55] <autarch> i must be thinking of a different movie
[23:56] <autarch> or maybe a dream
[23:56] <BlackSugar> but pride predjudice zombies was awesome
[23:56] <besoin> ^
[23:56] <@WAMPED> did we watch Rock N Roll Nightmare?
[23:56] <@WAMPED> i can't remember
[23:56] <Bob511> Think so.
[23:56] <danted> what the hell is this Elfman
[23:56] <pretty_yeoman> lol this score
[23:56] <kayke> gunman
[23:56] <pretty_yeoman> wantmare before christmas
[23:56] <jalapeno> Rock N Roll Nightmare has the best twist of any movie in existence
[23:56] <besoin> i haven't noticed the score at all
[23:56] <danted> I feel like a little goblin is gonna do a jig
[23:56] <@WAMPED> could definitely be a Classix fight between that and Black Roses
[23:56] <pretty_yeoman> beso that's because it was all over the place
[23:56] <pretty_yeoman> lol dan
[23:57] <autarch> i think what i was thinking of was a dream i had
[23:57] <BlackSugar> I love the wire effects people
[23:57] <jalapeno> Shit, Letterboxd says you've seen it, Amp.
[23:57] <BlackSugar> like how did they end up wire effects people?
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[23:57] <autarch> when i typed my ending into google, this came up: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_Illusions
[23:57] <BlackSugar> did they aspire to that?
[23:57] <danted> Laura Windows
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