HPN Movie Series: All American Xmas Carol, Sun @ 2200 EST

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby medicore bob dole gimmick » Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:42 pm

i remember there being a lot of 'im a dwarf and dwarfs dont like elfs he he SNORT' in this movie

enjoy
User avatar
medicore bob dole gimmick
 
Posts: 1800
Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:22 pm

Postby Ampersand » Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:38 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - Dungeons & Dragons
ImageImage
https://tinychat.com/room/hpnmovieseries

password: hipinion
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby Ampersand » Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:54 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - Dungeons & Dragons
ImageImage
https://tinychat.com/room/hpnmovieseries

password: hipinion
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby Ampersand » Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:54 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - Dungeons & Dragons
ImageImage
https://tinychat.com/room/hpnmovieseries

password: hipinion
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby Ampersand » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:52 am

Code: Select all
Ampersand
3

Ampersand
2

Ampersand
1

importantdentist
will i be able to follow this if i never played d&d

besoin
that was a little good morning vietnam humor, dan

dan
:)

dungeonsndonna
hope so, i never have

importantdentist
ah dangit

Trebbers
Production logo better than some of the CGI in the actual movie

shalabi
is this 4th edition rules?

laserblast
'this week on critical role'

dungeonsndonna
actually dentist if you haven't seen it, it'll protect our brains

importantdentist
oh is there a reason for the subs to be on

importantdentist
or is that just me

shalabi
me too

laserblast
yeah theyre hardcoded

importantdentist
oh ok

shalabi
great

besoin
no they're not

laserblast
wait

Ampersand
lol just turn um off

laserblast
they appear not to be but also on for all of us

importantdentist
oh dang you're right

besoin
sweetpea entertainment

sideshowraheem
Lord of the Harry Potter and Dragons

laserblast
how do so many of us have them on hot dang

besoin
myst and dungeons and dragons

dan
always a good sign when theres slowdown in the CGI

dungeonsndonna
what year was this?

Ampersand
hehe

dan
2000

shalabi
that was like the mortal kombat flyby

Trebbers
Seamless transition

dungeonsndonna
oh rough time for cgi

Ampersand
it's slowing down to let us take in the grandeur

dan
I think its like exactly 1 year before LOTR

Trebbers
ahahhaha

besoin
the gravitron from six flags

dungeonsndonna
well

sideshowraheem
yeah first LOTR was 2001

Trebbers
You fucking rock them steps Jeremy

besoin
uh oh, not getting their deposit back

laserblast
look, where in time _is_ carmen sandiego?

Ampersand
"so i made a thing"

dungeonsndonna
when i say rough time for cgi, i mean because we heavily abused it

dungeonsndonna
btwn 2000-and 2011

shalabi
there were quantum leaps in quality in those years

dungeonsndonna
this shit's dirtier than a york peppermint patty commercial

Ampersand
magical staffs get me hot

laserblast
no NOT THE KRAKEN

Bob511
Check, and check.

besoin
welp, movie's over

dungeonsndonna
i just figured out the title

shalabi
oh my god

sideshowraheem
lol donna

dungeonsndonna
what a don don

sideshowraheem
don donna

shalabi
was this in 3d?

Ampersand
dragon or lump of peanut butter? you decide

dungeonsndonna
this is gonna be painful

dungeonsndonna
this cgi, i eman

shalabi
it has that "let's jut things out at the audience" look to it

besoin
this bald guy snapped his gel pen while dreaming of his crush

dungeonsndonna
oh his lipstick, so fucking late 90s

Trebbers
J.Irons keeps meaning to say something about his assistant's Krokidil problem

dungeonsndonna
he listens to garbage, you can tell

besoin
he encourages it, treb

besoin
it gets wild in the dungeon

dungeonsndonna
was this in 3d?

Bob511
Joke's going to be on Jeremy when it turns out this dragon's just a mascot for a cheap mobile game.

sideshowraheem
you can't blame the technology for this, this like this looks like absolute shit compared to LOTR

sideshowraheem
or an N64 game for that matter

dungeonsndonna
oh who spilled ketchup

dungeonsndonna
that'll never come out

Trebbers
Twisted!

dungeonsndonna
there's a sassy black character in this *too*

besoin
finally, a justin whalin star vehicle

importantdentist
call osha

sideshowraheem
Cuyahoga?

laserblast
meanwhile, on the set of High School Musical

besoin
two moons -- this must be a fantasy film

dungeonsndonna
he practiced that

dan
Hagrid's weed stash?

sideshowraheem
this is about how Harry Potter is classist

dungeonsndonna
meanwhile in cloud atlas

sideshowraheem
"what if we did the Star Wars prequels politics but worse?"

besoin
look, we conquered this ballroom after we killed the beast and the teapot in 2049

dungeonsndonna
is that bald guy going to rainbow party later?

sideshowraheem
he's going to dissolve the Jedi council

laserblast
yeah raheem all i can think of is jar jar binks rn

besoin
AND PUT FORTH NEIL GORSUCH

importantdentist
this is a pretty politically progressive medieval land

dungeonsndonna
Costuming by Party City

dungeonsndonna
lol besoin

besoin
the hagia cgisofia

laserblast
shut the fuck up amidala

shalabi
that's padme

laserblast
lol

besoin
uh oh

Trebbers
what

Ampersand
lol

Ampersand
a gramlin

sideshowraheem
oh shit Watta

sideshowraheem
watto

sideshowraheem
?

dan
that's what you get for not spraying for imps

dungeonsndonna
Magic School is v. generic

dungeonsndonna
doesn't seem credible

besoin
this is just more anti-castillian propaganda from the english

dan
love the skull couters on the right

Trebbers
Jeremy Irons has no shame

dan
there whole job is just to count the number of skulls they have

sideshowraheem
more like Jeremy Mana

besoin
did justin whalin ever not have this haircut

besoin
it'd be great if they ran into david schwimmer

dan
magic panty raid

sideshowraheem
Schwimmer would be key if Juice is this universe's version of mana

besoin
uh oh, the girl who knows too much

besoin
if i understood my film class, this will end with jeremy irons strangling her

dungeonsndonna
so this movie is considered canon, i assume

dungeonsndonna
why would you steal snails?

besoin
stuffed guinea pigs

besoin
very magical

dan
LOL

dungeonsndonna
i like that they went for slapstick comedy

shalabi
drink everytime he screams like that

dan
the Ghostbusters will pay a fortune to have that trap back

besoin
*groan*

sideshowraheem
sick burn

dungeonsndonna
can't they just slip out of this giant rope?

Ampersand
this is the set up for a Harry Potter porn parody

sideshowraheem
Harry Potter porn parody would have better production values

dan
so the mages have Sliders technology?

Trebbers
ahah what

besoin
they're both part of the whalin-mcconnell cinematic universe, dan

dungeonsndonna
oh a sensitively portrayed scot?

dungeonsndonna
oh they're gonna get plague

besoin
er, whailin-o'connell

Bob511
Wanted for Murder > : (

besoin
god, these establishing "shots"

besoin
truth or dare

dan
hey keep it down, or they'll lose count of the skulls back there

laserblast
uhhhh bro you forgot to say avada kedavra

Trebbers
Death by overacting

dungeonsndonna
lol

dan
"thanks for the flossing, it really cleared out the sinuses"

dungeonsndonna
oh this looks, um

Trebbers
Just telling him to deliver him the rod

dungeonsndonna
like a parody of a porn parody

besoin
this isn't referencing anything

Trebbers
Lets see if wolfman is a class

dungeonsndonna
oh they want this to be the cantina scene so much

importantdentist
i think the cantina band is playing a set tonight

besoin
they just grabbed those girls from the line at the local express

laserblast
damn the dwarf, save the empire

sideshowraheem
this movie is racist against dwarves

Bob511
Wait, that's not the saying.

importantdentist
it's literally the opposite of the saying

Bob511
He left a pretty important couple of words out.

Ampersand
dusted

laserblast
klaatu ... barata ... nikto ...

dan
now they're on a literal MapQuest

Bob511
"Here. Go play a couple rounds of Street Fighter."

laserblast
lol dan

sideshowraheem
they've been transported to a table where a bunch of nerds are making up this nonsense

importantdentist
that would be good

importantdentist
like a last action hero situation

besoin
paul giamatti really earned his oscar in this

dan
haha

dungeonsndonna
i'm appreciating these subtitles

dungeonsndonna
......

dungeonsndonna
the fresh prince of cantina

dan
Marlon about to wake up the next morning in a bathtub with his kidneys missing

besoin
that woman used to host stand up stand up or whatever

importantdentist
can you just start a bar fight by yelling "bar fight!"

sideshowraheem
in D&D you can

dungeonsndonna
if you have to ask dentist

importantdentist
i know that's protocol for food fights

sideshowraheem
he rolled an 8 in barfight so it was successful

laserblast
honestly an 8 wasn't great but he has a +6 dex modifier so.

laserblast
oh god i'm sorry.

importantdentist
don't worry i'm not following any of your jokes

sideshowraheem
I've only played D&D like 5 times and fell asleep 2 of them so I wasn't sure what a good number was

laserblast
lol

laserblast
also dentist that's how me and donna stay married so yr good man

dungeonsndonna
i have never played d&d, but this movie feels like it would be such a slap in the face

besoin
someone saw the fifth element

dungeonsndonna
aha

besoin
speaking of rubies

sideshowraheem
a movie kind of defeats the point of D&D

besoin
just give him some pinot

besoin
this movie fucking sucks

besoin
the easter bunny puppy was better

sideshowraheem
lets not say things we regret

besoin
the dwarf will kill this merlot guy

laserblast
this movie is honestly kind of great because every scene is some kind of ersatz star wars thing even though it's nominally d&d

sideshowraheem
didn't realize there were TNG aliens in D&D

dan
Half Klingon - Half pomegranate

dan
oh my

sideshowraheem
this guy having a british accent owns

dungeonsndonna
i don't honeslty

sideshowraheem
best decision of the movie so far

Bob511
Ah, marriage.

sideshowraheem
mages be shoppin

importantdentist
wimmin be shoppin

importantdentist
ah

besoin
was this actress ever seen again

Bob511
I think we're stuck with her at least until the end of the movie.

besoin
oh, she's on designated survivor

sideshowraheem
spoilers for this movie?

besoin
heh

dungeonsndonna
i thought you were saying she's A designated survivor

dungeonsndonna
Ducks v. Jocks

besoin
it's kind of sad to think justin whalin thought he was on his way up while making this

besoin
his career rolled a [appropriate d&d reference] with this movie

sideshowraheem
much like whaling he was banned by the international community

importantdentist
had they even invented spanking in the middle ages

sideshowraheem
Game of Thorns ripped this guy off

Bob511
I think Johnny Wier stole this guy's jewel's for his necklace tonight.

besoin
this girl in the background is killing me

Ampersand
"and don't dream it, be it"

dan
why is there hair all over the gate

sideshowraheem
use the dice!

Bob511
How is this not directed by Uwe Boll?

sideshowraheem
if it was Boll that floor knife would have ripped his dick off

dungeonsndonna
wow, just add a had, kid, why don't ya

laserblast
jesus christ dude do a perception check

dungeonsndonna
at least buy 'em dinner first

importantdentist
this seems like a pretty hard maze

importantdentist
like are there rules in d&d about making your dungeon too difficult

dan
no harder than American Ninja Warrior tbh

besoin
damn it, janet

sideshowraheem
he's gotta remember there is no J in the greek alphabet

sideshowraheem
or Latin

importantdentist
seems like maybe you should not do that

besoin
damn it, ianet

importantdentist
you'd think they'd make the flames target the tile he just stepped on

besoin
good thing there was a little cool down area on the other side of that door

dan
next room he needs to watch out for one of the temple guards hiding behind the wall

Bob511
Heh

sideshowraheem
woodsmokepunk

dungeonsndonna
oh ffs

besoin
definitely a hidden temple vibe here

importantdentist
get some sand in a bag

dungeonsndonna
this movie owes Indy royalties at this point

importantdentist
oh seriously that was it?

sideshowraheem
he smashed a thing

Bob511
The last chamber's trap broke, so they just said fuck it.

dungeonsndonna
bald battle

Ampersand
the guy behind O'Brien isn't an alien, he's just been holding his breath for a very long time

dan
Game of Domes

importantdentist
haha

dungeonsndonna
lol

shalabi
yes

dan
some Pacino slowly slipping in

sideshowraheem
they want to kill him because he has a full head of hair

dungeonsndonna
uh, you're burning a lot of that man

sideshowraheem
they don't care about the map

dungeonsndonna
that was half the map

besoin
she hasn't done any magic for a while

sideshowraheem
yeah she should set some shit on fire

dungeonsndonna
yeah, now seems like a good time

Ampersand
her stamina stats are too low

dungeonsndonna
womenz

sideshowraheem
Mages aren't like wizards they don't need a book to do spells

dungeonsndonna
so stupid

dungeonsndonna
hey what happened to Party City Scotsman

sideshowraheem
not to be problematic but that Dwarf is about the same height as those other dudes

dan
wait it's called Summerdale

Trebbers
could I get a time check?

dungeonsndonna
no, it's sumdall

besoin
it's the comedy central lady

Ampersand
listen, snails, before i have to slug ya

besoin
46:30

Trebbers
can I get 47

dungeonsndonna
holy shit that top

sideshowraheem
those elves are fucking loving some VR

besoin
47:00

sideshowraheem
47

besoin
i like how she's just wearing khakis with her breastplat

dungeonsndonna
formal name, Profion, IB

besoin
e

Trebbers
Thanks bros

sideshowraheem
she's breaking out her iphone

dungeonsndonna
she works at medieval state farm

shalabi
this movie is so complicated

Ampersand
Profion is definitely a medication that helps you live with an STD

besoin
yeah, god knows what's going on

Trebbers
Had to step away and this is puzzling

dungeonsndonna
manage your symptons with once daily Profion

sideshowraheem
the Jedi Council must overule the senate!

Ampersand
exactly, donna

dungeonsndonna
could also be for a heart issue

shalabi
is this about trade disputes?

sideshowraheem
it's so weird how this feels like a lazy ripoff of the LOTR movies despite coming out before them

dungeonsndonna
it feels like a blatant IJ ripoff

besoin
do some magic now?

sideshowraheem
"I see your mana is only at 20%!"

importantdentist
i don't think it feels like any of those

dungeonsndonna
this is getting gross fast

importantdentist
it feels like its own stupid thing that borrows liberally and poorly from all those things

sideshowraheem
well that's fair

besoin
what about dune

besoin
except it's blue lips

Trebbers
Whispering to not disturb the torture in the next room

dungeonsndonna
the blue lips they stole from a rave

sideshowraheem
it rips off Dune because they're all Zensunni, it's implied

dungeonsndonna
i suffer from poor circulation and this gig doesn't come with benefits

besoin
new york city club kid working for profion

sideshowraheem
holy shit

sideshowraheem
forgot about those guys

dan
what happens if you just take a scissor to those suckers

besoin
oh no, cardamom in the ears

shalabi
that's my fetish

besoin
these poor actors

dungeonsndonna
this feels....like a youporn category

shalabi
except consensual

Trebbers
*slurrrp*

sideshowraheem
This Ain't Dugeons and Dragons(weird ear worm scene)

importantdentist
these are horse sound effects from the first age of empires

dungeonsndonna
ewww older women

sideshowraheem
the comic relief in this is just beyond the pale

dungeonsndonna
this movie's breathtaking misogyny is remarkable

Ampersand
oh my

sideshowraheem
what the fuck

Bob511
Gotta get beholders in there.

dan
the Honeycombs mascot had better CGI animation than these beholders

dungeonsndonna
aha

Trebbers
how the fuck did they get the Madball rights

dungeonsndonna
for those of you who've played this.....is any of this true to D&D?

dungeonsndonna
other than snails, obviously

sideshowraheem
I mean there's swords in it

importantdentist
there have been some dungeons and at least one dragon

besoin
good opsec

sideshowraheem
rip that hookah bro

besoin
that was kind of original

dungeonsndonna
don't fight it, snails

dan
he needs a spoon for all that oatmeal

Trebbers
Humus budget was insane

Bob511
Advanced Double Dare

dan
aha bob

dungeonsndonna
yeah that kind of triggered me to my childhood

besoin
thanks, music

dungeonsndonna
quick, makeout

importantdentist
NOT SO FAST

dungeonsndonna
that table is from....1750

sideshowraheem
how did he get his breastplate back on so quick

Bob511
"Hey, boss director, is this a fakeout scene?" "I don't know, let's cross that bridge when we get there."

besoin
if marlon wayans doesn't die, i think taking him out of the oatmeal would constitute another mistake

shalabi
not a lot of dex-checks going on here

sideshowraheem
roll he must have rolled and 11 or 12 there

sideshowraheem
couldn't overcome this guys strength bonus

Bob511
Suddenly realizes he's in a matte painting.

besoin
aren't they constantly climbing walls and stuff

sideshowraheem
he's a regular The Joker

dungeonsndonna
wow, this is p violent

Bob511
I don't know, I feel like Marlon has earned this.

Ampersand
this death scene is moving at a snail's pace

besoin
it's actually kind of interesting which character they show getting smacked around the most

besoin
:\

sideshowraheem
he might have stood a chance if he'd had a Snail's mace

besoin
is she just wearing normal year 2000 clothes

dungeonsndonna
basically

shalabi
lol

dungeonsndonna
she's just works at Express

sideshowraheem
zap him with lightning or something you useless mage

dungeonsndonna
woah fuck

besoin
snaillllssssss

Bob511
Oh my god

importantdentist
oh wow

Trebbers
ahahha

dan
the snail's been impaled

Ampersand
party's over

besoin
ouch

importantdentist
what did he do?

sideshowraheem
I wish he didn't escargot

dungeonsndonna
that will leave a mark

besoin
heh

Ampersand
lol raheem

sideshowraheem
finally

sideshowraheem
where the fuck was that magic all along

importantdentist
also why do they need the scroll and also the dragon thing

dungeonsndonna
something about magic

dan
I think it starts a war

Trebbers
Marlon had that sack the whole time right

dan
or maybe ends it

Bob511
I always hoarded my ethers for the boss fights and then ended up with more than I needed, too.

laserblast
it's kinda hard with you not around. know you're in heaven smiling down.

besoin
he took it from blue lips's room

besoin
and now, belle shall dance with the beast

dungeonsndonna
it must take her forever to get dressed in the morning

importantdentist
this line reading is like when my brothers and i made our own movies in middle school

shalabi
why do these places keep electing children

besoin
it's horrible

sideshowraheem
they've called an emergency session because they cannot spare another Wayans brother

dan
she got her tiara at the light fixture department of Home Depot

sideshowraheem
wow this is some pre-9/11 thinking

sideshowraheem
oh maybe not

Trebbers
I don't know if I could ever not stare at the forehead chandelier if I was her

besoin
*lock her up chant begins*

sideshowraheem
they're going to put Jeremy in Irons

Ampersand
ampress

laserblast
hell yeah bernie would of won

besoin
empress enunciata

sideshowraheem
Senator Binks, lets go

dungeonsndonna
*septor drop*

dungeonsndonna
next time on The Pope

Trebbers
*cuts to Statler and Waldorf*

besoin
now the lock her up chant

laserblast
its sick that the Izmer council are all dressed to do Stonehenge tomorrow

dungeonsndonna
lol treb

sideshowraheem
oh shit the borg

dan
thankfully its about 1% harder to do that in the real world

dungeonsndonna
i cannot with that breastplate

besoin
it's a tree mon

Trebbers
aha

sideshowraheem
this is the fattest elf I ever saw

sideshowraheem
or the jowliest at least

importantdentist
did they bring marlon too

dungeonsndonna
wait, can't they fix marlon, then?

Ampersand
is that Tom Baker

Trebbers
yes

dan
cleared his pores too, nice

sideshowraheem
Who? The Doctor?

Bob511
He tried to stiff her on the quality of the wine.

besoin
neither do mages, that i've seen

Bob511
Elves hold grudges.

importantdentist
to bring marlon back they would have needed to use black magic

Trebbers
"We were born in magic"

sideshowraheem
with the force

dan
was she always wearing that um...breastplate?

besoin
yes

dungeonsndonna
i don't mean to be that person, but this movie does not make sense

dan
how did I not notice

sideshowraheem
Madonna ass breastplate

Ampersand
batman-esque

besoin
we made reference to it several times even

dungeonsndonna
i have no idea dan,it's been driving me nuts

besoin
what on earth is the point of the dwarf

dungeonsndonna
it looks like elven barbie

Bob511
Waiting for his table at Blue Bayou

shalabi
was that a tapestry?

dungeonsndonna
to be an offensive caricature

dungeonsndonna
oh this got high school romeo and juliet fast

laserblast
'oh, i'm sure you cavi-are'

dan
"he had no idea there was salt on the ground"

Bob511
"He got out of this movie that much sooner."

Ampersand
notallmages

sideshowraheem
I'm Chaotic Neutral!

sideshowraheem
She's Lawful Good!

besoin
these performances, woof

dungeonsndonna
this is straight up high school spring play

Bob511
"However, she still feels rich empresses should get to rule."

laserblast
'she's changing the system, piece by piece, with gifts of 27 gold pieces at a time'

dungeonsndonna
but now, seeing your but in those haggars

dungeonsndonna
Ridley, believe it or not, we're not all evil

besoin
i love that they thought these background noises were integral to the film

Bob511
Ha

sideshowraheem
this feels extremely unearned

dungeonsndonna
so we killed the black character and he won over the stuck up princess

besoin
okay, heterosexual couple formed, roll credits

dan
so all poor people in this country need to do is start jumping off of swinging blades and we'll have socialism?

dungeonsndonna
that breast plate is making me uncomfortable

shalabi
think how she feels

besoin
whoa

Trebbers
ahah

importantdentist
wait

shalabi
uh

sideshowraheem
well thoes german subtitles sure helped

Trebbers
Now I'll never understand this film

besoin
cool new outfit for the mage

dungeonsndonna
oh good she found a new outfit at forever 21

sideshowraheem
it's a Jello dinner

besoin
i'm getting anthropologie

dungeonsndonna
lol, fair

importantdentist
has the elf done literally anything

Bob511
"I've never seen Goo this strong."

dungeonsndonna
it's also probably $96 for that vest

besoin
i somehow make an anthropologie comment for every movie

dungeonsndonna
dentist, the elf has served to provide sterotypes

importantdentist
actually yeah has the dwarf done anything either

besoin
nope

importantdentist
other than start the bar fight and obv the stereotypes

sideshowraheem
the dwarft started a food fight

sideshowraheem
ah well

dungeonsndonna
oh no that dwarf has also provided stereotype relief

besoin
he also helped me make several paul giamatti in sideways jokes that didn't land

besoin
one eyed willie's rich stuff

Ampersand
*eats a William Blake painting*

sideshowraheem
Paul Giamatti in Lady in the Water jokes would have gotten more traction with this crowd

besoin
judging by the big seam running down that dragon, i was pretty sure it was going to open

dungeonsndonna
i would enjoying seeing a D&D collection at anthropologie

dungeonsndonna
take only what you neeeeed

besoin
where's fairuza balk

importantdentist
is this one of those things where everything is booby trapped

sideshowraheem
where's the 1000 year old knight?

Bob511
Snails loved chocolate.

importantdentist
and only the pure and non-greedy can escape alive

dungeonsndonna
Party City really upped their game

dan
"HELLO BOILS AND GHOULS, HEE HEE HEE"

besoin
heh

importantdentist
how can he see

sideshowraheem
man this campaign sucks shit

Trebbers
"The Rod of Seville gets no respect. Nooooo respect"

dungeonsndonna
I think this is what got Legends of the Hidden Temple cancelled

sideshowraheem
my... PRECIOUS

dungeonsndonna
the last season got dark

dan
I'll give the skeleton puppeteer a million times more credit than the CGI department

dungeonsndonna
yah

dungeonsndonna
oh i just got the title

dungeonsndonna
glad they cleared that up

sideshowraheem
oh yeah what happened to that dragon

sideshowraheem
wait what

dan
turned to ketchup

besoin
what!

dan
but I guess it had a bunch of kids first

Ampersand
d-war up in here

dungeonsndonna
wait what?

besoin
what is this!

dan
lol amp

shalabi
finally some epic shit

dungeonsndonna
an excusive for a cgi budgeT?

dungeonsndonna
is he drunk?

Ampersand
i am

dungeonsndonna
i'm sobering up at a bad time

shalabi
GoT ripped this off

dan
this would probably make like 300 million in China if it was released nowadays

dungeonsndonna
fuck

Bob511
I guess they could just aim for any part of them, really.

besoin
what on earth

Trebbers
Things have gone wrong if you are reading the line "you fools!"

laserblast
... come to butthead

sideshowraheem
so what does the rest of any of this have to do with anything if it's just a war between those guys

dungeonsndonna
how many buckles does this guy have

shalabi
how much longer is this

shalabi
i can't move

sideshowraheem
13 minutes

besoin
should be about 20 mins

shalabi
oy

sideshowraheem
sorry 23

sideshowraheem
me math bad

Trebbers
That lunchpail will only hold a hoagie

shalabi
it keeps going up

dungeonsndonna
raheem

Ampersand
is this another outfit change for Hermageoine?

dan
to it's credit, this is still only like 1/3 the length of one of those Hobbit movies

sideshowraheem
Willy?

dungeonsndonna
omg that breast plate

sideshowraheem
that was almost the imperial march

dungeonsndonna
you fool

besoin
finally

dungeonsndonna
the elf just stabbed them in the junk at the same time

dan
see, they're all doing things

Bob511
Good thing they waited until after he gave up the rod.

dan
bad time to use town portal

sideshowraheem
spare the rod, spoil the dragon

shalabi
i guess he's stuck in there?

Ampersand
my precious

besoin
ooh, consonance

sideshowraheem
he's gonna Vader his ass

dungeonsndonna
i'm just gonna start asking people that

besoin
"now what about my head"

besoin
shitflix canon

shalabi
here come the brain bubbles

dungeonsndonna
what

importantdentist
oh wow she's riding a dragon

dungeonsndonna
she is riding a dragon

besoin
fire

dan
holy shit

Trebbers
ahahahh

shalabi
now this is pod racing!!!

importantdentist
hahaha

sideshowraheem
ahaha shalabi

dan
this is a year after American Beauty

dungeonsndonna
how is this a noble war?

importantdentist
and phantom menace

sideshowraheem
a thief isn't going to take a warrior in single combat

dan
I will say that these actors do seem to be occuying actual space moreso than the ones in Attack of the Clones

sideshowraheem
man I saw Revenge of the Sith on tv during the holidays, it really looks like a piece of shit

dungeonsndonna
the people are gonna revolt when the empress raises taxes to pay for these repairs

sideshowraheem
then the next movie is about the taxation of trade routes

Ampersand
*kisses cheek*

dungeonsndonna
again with the uncomfortable gifs

importantdentist
aw and it was his brain parasite's last day before retirement

Ampersand
lol

Trebbers
ah

dungeonsndonna
this is some nic cage accenting

besoin
jeremy is really leaning into this

importantdentist
yeah jesus

Trebbers
gif

Bob511
Ma' Destiny

dan
the New Coke of destinies

shalabi
maybe don't hit the staff?

besoin
how does jeremy irons even know who he is

dan
how has not one of these dragons hit this place

laserblast
was that a talented mr ripley joke

Bob511
Was...that a Talented Mr. Ripley pun?

Trebbers
yes?

laserblast
by god

shalabi
useless fucking dwarf

sideshowraheem
she's certainly ripply

importantdentist
haha

besoin
ooh, it's the red ones

sideshowraheem
those dragons have jacked arms

Bob511
Air brakes

dungeonsndonna
i need gifs of irons laughing

sideshowraheem
he made a big mistake, he alos needed, woods and grains and stones

Trebbers
what

dan
so if its a magic staff why does it need all the pointy parts?

Bob511
"An actor...with a successful career!"

dungeonsndonna
parents who do evil, have kids who do evil

Trebbers
ahaha Bob

sideshowraheem
this is so nonsensical

besoin
is he literally scar now

importantdentist
another gif

Trebbers
Oh no

Bob511
What

dungeonsndonna
this costume is...

Ampersand
boned again

importantdentist
do something people

laserblast
honestly this guy sucks at necromancy

dan
does anyone have the subtitles on for this gibberish

dungeonsndonna
omg

importantdentist
the hindi audio track may provide some answers

dungeonsndonna
they stole from jurassic park

Ampersand
ahahahahahahahahahaha

besoin
the dragon coulda done that ages ago

Bob511
Spyro, no!

dungeonsndonna
omg

dungeonsndonna
how to tame your dragon

dan
that dragon just took an iron supplement

laserblast
wow they really took a bite outta crime

sideshowraheem
Deep Red Sky

dungeonsndonna
dan

importantdentist
how effective is that weird ass chain mail gonna be really

sideshowraheem
lol dan

besoin
and she thanks the dwarf

Trebbers
Pretty effective if you need something from a vending machine

dungeonsndonna
thora birch's costume makes me really uncomfortable

besoin
what are the dragons doing now

dungeonsndonna
i need a gif of irons being eaten by a dragon

dan
why are things still exploding?

Ampersand
making baby dragons

dungeonsndonna
wait is this snails grave

besoin
oh jesus

Trebbers
ahahhaha

sideshowraheem
Snails is Jewish?

besoin
the elf's khakis kill me

dungeonsndonna
why is he dressed like a disaffected biker

importantdentist
pretty sad

dan
"they're cheering because you're dead"

dungeonsndonna
rebel without a clue

sideshowraheem
the fuckin leather jacket is killing me

dungeonsndonna
omg this grave

laserblast
they're leaving him some snails mail

dan
he's like an inch away from being Johnny Depp in Crybaby

besoin
they had that guy from the beach make the grave

dungeonsndonna
he knows he wasn't burying a pet snail, right?

sideshowraheem
"this ruby, I could have saved more of them"

sideshowraheem
"and this watch"

Ampersand
"i brought you this crystal buttplug"

importantdentist
oh noooooooo

importantdentist
please god

laserblast
(bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone)

dungeonsndonna
oh no the grave will topple

dungeonsndonna
wahhhahahahahahahahahahat

Bob511
Jason Voorhees rises from the grave.

dungeonsndonna
nooooooooo

Trebbers
Replaced by "Your career"

Trebbers
on the rock

besoin
sean wayans appears

importantdentist
that stone has a really specific magic to it

dan
he's been reincarnated as a rock, great joob

sideshowraheem
honestly the 1/4 of a D&D campaign I played would have made a more compelling movie than this

importantdentist
it erases etchings on other rocks

Ampersand
damn, used up the rejuvenation spell on the stone

dungeonsndonna
i would watch a buddy comedy with this guy and marlon as a talking rock

importantdentist
i wouldn't

besoin
if you keep a close eye on justin whalin's hair in this movie, like i have, you'll go mad

importantdentist
oh they're all dying now too

dan
what the hell

dungeonsndonna
dentist you watched thismovie

laserblast
is this just the ending to kingdom hearts

dan
what just happened

importantdentist
wait

sideshowraheem
cut to 5 sweaty nerds at a table

besoin
what the fuck

Ampersand
that was enigmatic

dungeonsndonna
wow courtney solomon, all in

besoin
kia jam

laserblast
lol i was half convinced this was going to cut to 5 nerds at a table ngl

dungeonsndonna
joel silver?

dan
Joel fuckin Silver man

shalabi
Joel Silver, of course

besoin
this is the best the music has been

Trebbers
Has the feel of something made to keep the rights

dungeonsndonna
i want to know who's responsible for the special effects

sideshowraheem
no self respecting dork would play a campaign that lame

besoin
barbara, you suck

laserblast
justin whalin' on my eyeballs for this whole fuckin movie am i right

besoin
jesus, a movie where just whalin gets top billing

dungeonsndonna
someone call the wahlimbulance

besoin
now i've seen it all

sideshowraheem
this movie rolled a 1

importantdentist
didn't we already get a "with"

dan
this movie rolled off the table and down a storm drain
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby Ampersand » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:55 am

This Thursday, in celebration of love...

Holy Matrimony is a 1994 comedy film directed by Leonard Nimoy and starring Patricia Arquette and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in his feature film debut. The film tells the story of a beautiful thief, hiding in a small, isolated religious community, who marries a young boy in order to retrieve a hidden fortune. It was the final feature film directed by Nimoy.
Image
Last edited by Ampersand on Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:57 am, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby Ampersand » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:56 am

double post
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby donna martin » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:00 am

woody allen reportedly hated this movie, said it was totally unrealistic.
User avatar
donna martin
 
Posts: 1123
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:28 pm

Postby dan » Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:25 pm

Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
User avatar
dan
 
Posts: 4782
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:02 pm

Postby donna martin » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:32 pm

Oh I cannot wait to find ways to use that last one.
User avatar
donna martin
 
Posts: 1123
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:28 pm

Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:02 pm

Tonight at 2000 EST: we child wed with Leonard Nimoy's HOLY MATRIMONY
Check the HPN db or PM me for the movie file!


fyi: you will need to download this one. we'll be switching back to downloads on both Thursdays and Sundays for at least the rest of February.
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:11 pm

Ampersand wrote:Tonight at 2000 EST: we child wed with Leonard Nimoy's HOLY MATRIMONY
Check the HPN db or PM me for the movie file!


fyi: you will need to download this one. we'll be switching back to downloads on both Thursdays and Sundays for at least the rest of February.
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:16 pm

Ampersand wrote:
Ampersand wrote:Tonight at 2000 EST: we child wed with Leonard Nimoy's HOLY MATRIMONY
Check the HPN db or PM me for the movie file!


fyi: you will need to download this one. we'll be switching back to downloads on both Thursdays and Sundays for at least the rest of February.
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:38 pm

1.5 hours until we get hitched!

(which is 2200 EST, not 2000 EST, which all of the above posts state, because I'm worthless)
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:40 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - Holy Matrimony
Image
https://tinychat.com/room/hpnmovieseries

password: hipinion
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:57 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - Holy Matrimony
Image
https://tinychat.com/room/hpnmovieseries

password: hipinion
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby Ampersand » Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:39 am

Code: Select all
Ampersand
3

Ampersand
2

Ampersand
1

dan
can I get 1:00

Trebbers
35

besoin
the gravitron

sideshowraheem
1:00

Trebbers
1:00

dan
thanks

Ampersand
time to pick up a popcorn girl

besoin
is this a real thing

besoin
i've never seen it

sideshowraheem
from the twisted mind of Leonard Nimoy

Ampersand
heh

importantdentist
some kind of adult carnival

lhs
wonder if it's better to put panties in the crisper or the meat & cheese drawer

Ampersand
panties in the bread box

dan
"but it all worked out for her in the end"

Ampersand
lol

Ampersand
Mr. Greasy

besoin
i'm jumping to conclusions

sideshowraheem
oh no she's having trouble with their JFK impersonator

dan
Greaseman's shirt is weirding me out

besoin
i kind of hate tate donovan

besoin
in every role he's in

lhs
he made it out of a motel 6 bedspread

dan
there should be so much more mustard and chewing tobacco on those bills

besoin
oh yeah, there'd be a big hunt over this

importantdentist
it's a small town

besoin
kind of lower stakes than the murderous cops in witness

lhs
carcosa is lovely this time of year

besoin
courtney b vance didn't have his b yet

dan
if Mr. Greasy doesn't get that $1,100 back he'll have to sell the carnival

besoin
canada!

besoin
these are just supposed to be regular 90s albertans

besoin
pre-nafta

lhs
supporting palestine

importantdentist
wtf accent is this

lhs
what's wrong with his mouth

Trebbers
srsly

sideshowraheem
did he have this accent the whole time?

Trebbers
Wiseau-esque

besoin
wiseau-level

dan
Pauly Shore with a little french canadian

importantdentist
it's like a mix between french, australian, and jamaican

besoin
i think he's supposed to be irish

lhs
maybe he's supposed to be deaf and we'll all feel real bad in a second

besoin
one of those criminal immigrants we always hear about

importantdentist
well if they're in canada now

besoin
oh, he's supposed to have like a dutch/german accent from living here?

importantdentist
this is before angels in the outfield?

sideshowraheem
he Joseph Gordon Lefthim

dan
nice raheem

lhs
suspenders are the ultimate wedgie handles

besoin
my god, this accent is one of the worst decisions/performances

importantdentist
i really think everyone else is doing german but he's doing irish

sideshowraheem
unless they're supposed to be Canadians who are trying to affect German accents to be more authentically amish

importantdentist
what is armin mueller stahl's most prominent role

lhs
oh hey that was the gma from true blood

besoin
shine, imp?

sideshowraheem
the sleeveless shirt they can abide but the transparent backpack is the gravest sin of all

importantdentist
he's starting to settle into the accent a bit

importantdentist
what

Ampersand
his brother is a fainting goat

Trebbers
Uncle Venom?

lhs
yeah

lhs
someone cut a hole in the wall for those geese

importantdentist
why save the paper

sideshowraheem
chekov's paper

importantdentist
that is asking for trouble

lhs
look if you get your picture in the paper, you save it no matter what

sideshowraheem
his problem in New Orleans is he was going to too many authentic restaurants

sideshowraheem
not like those phony ones in New York

importantdentist
he called the fbi when his state fair got robber?

lhs
would they even have jurisdiction in canada

importantdentist
robbed

sideshowraheem
maybe they have a long rap sheet?

Ampersand
no no, kiss Bread!

importantdentist
damn dude

importantdentist
drag her

Ampersand
AND 1 STUPID GOAT

Trebbers
Low energy adr

sideshowraheem
JGL is doing a better accent than him

Trebbers
Huttite

besoin
simpler times, when a state fair robbery was the lead news story, instead of a school shooting

besoin
yikes

Trebbers
the fuck

Ampersand
not exactly the development i was imagining

besoin
now she has to marry jgl

Trebbers
ahahhah

dan
RIP

besoin
this movie is speaking my language, as far as tate donovan burning to death early on

Ampersand
was Tate wearing a red shirt?

lhs
really wish they'd flipped a carriage instead

Trebbers
Great scene where they build the scaffold to hang JGL from

importantdentist
oh wtf i was getting a drink, did he just die in a car accident

dan
"We will now churn his ashes in to this memorial butter"

Ampersand
lol

besoin
he fuckin' exploded, imp

dan
he got blode up

importantdentist
damn

sideshowraheem
you weren't the only one getting a drink

Ampersand
it was his time

besoin
the turkeys!

importantdentist
and it's $100 cdn

Ampersand
a frog?

importantdentist
it's so funny that this is jgl's first role and he has to have this ridiculous accent

besoin
what a film

dan
so young and already negging

dan
and it works!

importantdentist
it's true there are no children in the bible

Ampersand
"there is nothing in the rule book that says you *can't* marry a monkey"

importantdentist
wait so he has to go along with it too

besoin
this will get awkward tonight

Ampersand
i would also like to kiss a cute lil' goat

lhs
from the fucked up mind of serena miller

besoin
sienna disowned her

dan
little baby gonna get married, huh little baby you gonna have a family now?

sideshowraheem
why are they besmirching Canadian heroes Loverboy?

besoin
this is like the antz to milk money's a bug's life

importantdentist
buh

Ampersand
what

dan
OOOOOOH booooy

Trebbers
uh

Ampersand
jeeeeezzzz

importantdentist
this is fucked

Trebbers
truly

Ampersand
slayed 'im

besoin
"you have to beat her"

dan
"opressor"

sideshowraheem
*JGL in Holy Matrimony voice * My Wife

Ampersand
lol

importantdentist
we talkin weeds

importantdentist
vat is dis strange coorency

sideshowraheem
it doesn't even have de queen on it

besoin
he gave him usd to buy ice cream, come to think of it

Ampersand
wow, crafty

Ampersand
the taming of the goat

importantdentist
he's going to trick her into pretending to love him

besoin
he has her figured out

importantdentist
yeah that's not really what she's supposed to be doing i don't think

lhs
this is someone's fetish

besoin
leonard nimoy's

importantdentist
omg

importantdentist
classic bit

sideshowraheem
Patricia Arquette digging a hole HD full scene

importantdentist
this is fucked

besoin
a tale as old as time

Ampersand
show me da money

besoin
good choice, leonard

importantdentist
this is a weird kind of amish

besoin
swirl the camera around aimlessly

sideshowraheem
ohhhhhhhhhh

importantdentist
is she gonna liberate the amish ladies

Ampersand
To JGL, Thanks for Everything, Serena Miller

besoin
traction action

lhs
she's going to sew a calico thong

dan
there's 12,000,000 gallons of pickled okra in those silos

importantdentist
she is blowing her cover pretty egregiously

lhs
remind me to look for "chicken tosser" in the credits

Ampersand
i think they just consummated the marriage

lhs
get some pogs

sideshowraheem
dont' return it just burn it

sideshowraheem
is this supposed to be a comedy?

sideshowraheem
because there have been so few even attempts at jokes

dan
Taglines: The hilariously sexy comedy!

dan
see that was pretty funny

Ampersand
"i declare i love my wife"

sideshowraheem
pre 9/11 border security is going to just let him through anyway

besoin
yeah, crossing the border is a laugh riot

lhs
the money is in the gas tank

besoin
oh yeah, this plotline

dan
they needed to take him offscreen for 40 minutes to represent the 400 mile journey to canada

besoin
padre

lhs
the final man is satan

besoin
this would be a good time for her to leave, right?

besoin
not sure what her plan is

sideshowraheem
I think that might be it

besoin
it's character actor this guy

dan
Cuckerite

sideshowraheem
always leave a foot wide opening in the drapes before your about to fuck

besoin
heh, dan

Ampersand
ew husband stuff

besoin
how did this get made

Ampersand
it was a spoc script

dan
:p

sideshowraheem
oh noooooooo amp

Ampersand
sorry sorry trying to delete it

dan
Almost Famous ripped this off so hard

sideshowraheem
ahaha

Ampersand
brutally violent honesty

sideshowraheem
(I wish I'd thought of it)

importantdentist
she's wanted to die more times than she's not wanted to die?

sideshowraheem
this is truly insane

importantdentist
this is so fucked

dan
he really isn't

dan
he was screaming at her for like 90% of this movie

sideshowraheem
the only people more obsessed with logic than Vulcans are libertarians so the pedophilia angle kinda makes sense

sideshowraheem
"Actually it's ephebophilia"- Mr. Spock

besoin
this fbi guy was in several star trek movies/series

besoin
i wonder what the connection is

lhs
god won't pay attention to you until you drive some traction action into whatever the canadian wtc is

besoin
sure, i'll do that

importantdentist
is there a bus from montana to the amish compound in alberta

besoin
nice

sideshowraheem
she desserted me, she bought me a ice cream

lhs
the bacon must eat the flute of their own weight

lhs
is what i heard

dan
close enough

sideshowraheem
that's what we're going to be watching sunday lhs

Ampersand
seems legal

Ampersand
FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR, TOOTS

importantdentist
femal body inspector

importantdentist
ah

Ampersand
lol

sideshowraheem
Federal Boy Instigator

sideshowraheem
honestly I would have liked to see the implications of this FBI agent blowing a 12 year old's brains out

dan
someone must have wasted a lot of money trying to win a Rasta banana that night at the carnival

besoin
he's a foreigner, so he'd get a medal

importantdentist
yeah he's a canadian national, it's np

sideshowraheem
crossing without a passport kaboom

lhs
they're going to launder it at the ring toss booth

besoin
where are they trying to go?

importantdentist
to the state fair

importantdentist
*ze state fair

besoin
was it the florida state fair or something?

dan
ewww

besoin
i thought they drove for a few hours the first time

sideshowraheem
they mentioned New Orleans a few times but that might have been a different thing

importantdentist
i hear they have the best food in america there

dan
heres an idea if you're cold: stand somewhere other than the open traincar door

besoin
where'd they get a lantern?

importantdentist
did they just hop a freight train

sideshowraheem
oh god they're about to fuck

Ampersand
brrrr

Ampersand
a roll in the hay

lhs
pretend we're hamsters

besoin
heh

dan
if this train goes through a tunnel at some point I'm out

besoin
oh god, dan, it might happen

dan
she had multiple boats?

lhs
and pain killers

sideshowraheem
"she fucked the president then accidentally killed herself!"

besoin
everything...in her system

dan
haha

Ampersand
lol

besoin
very discreet driver

besoin
looks empty

dan
one bite of a deep-fried oreo and this kid's never going back to the farm again

besoin
are those jncos

importantdentist
yeah america in general is like canada's rumpspringa

dan
1994 besoin

besoin
prtojncos

Ampersand
keep your eye on the bald

importantdentist
who's that guy!

besoin
he was the barker for her carnival upskirt thing, imp

importantdentist
oh damn

importantdentist
someone was paying attention

besoin
caramel apple girl looking at the camera

lhs
federal bovine inspector

sideshowraheem
man this stunt double might really get kicked

besoin
maybe they don't take kindly to the federal government around here

sideshowraheem
yeah this movie ends with a Ruby Ridge style standoff

besoin
maybe it's supposed to be iowa? that was where the fbi office was

besoin
where courtney b. vance gave his riveting performance

besoin
yikes

importantdentist
wtf

sideshowraheem
holy shit

besoin
ooh shittttt

besoin
traction action!

lhs
fair boy injurer

Ampersand
this is also someone's fetish

dan
put him into the thresher JGL

importantdentist
what

besoin
if it was ICE in the bucket, it'd be mine

sideshowraheem
Farm Bucket Investigator

importantdentist
ewwww

sideshowraheem
officer Jonathan Richman back there

besoin
i mean, she broke a bunch of laws aside from the original theft

besoin
but i guess i'll suspend disbelief!

lhs
"i don't know if we have nipple tassles in your size"

dan
wait is his shirt a bunch of melting tractors?

besoin
this would be a good time to rob the fair

dan
parking meters? rollerskates? what the hell is it

besoin
all the guards are in here

sideshowraheem
*My Wife*

sideshowraheem
I feel like we got screwed out of some comical portrayals of mounties in this film

importantdentist
yeah wtf

Ampersand
"whoops, it's permanent marker"

besoin
go see super troopers 2

lhs
he's gonna gas himself with the ferris wheel exhaust

besoin
now this is someone's fetish

besoin
an inner city high school

importantdentist
weird

sideshowraheem
jesus

besoin
they should show this in a double feature with boyhood

dan
eee

Ampersand
our youngest divorcee

sideshowraheem
they were bringing out a torture rack for her and everything

besoin
cor blimey that was horrible

importantdentist
don't they like have to stone her for getting divorced
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby Ampersand » Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:17 pm

This Sunday @ 2200 EST:

Image
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby Ampersand » Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:51 pm

Tonight! Check the hpn dropbox (under the Paul Verhoeven folder) or PM me to join!
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby Ampersand » Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:07 pm

Ampersand wrote:Tonight! Check the hpn dropbox (under the Paul Verhoeven folder) or PM me to join!
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby ratbags » Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:10 pm

if i watch tonight will everyone get mad if i keep saying WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, ELISABETH SHUE
delgriffith wrote:[Holy fuck

User avatar
ratbags
 
Posts: 19531
Joined: Thu Nov 09, 2017 2:05 am

Postby Ampersand » Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:30 pm

no we'd love it
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby Kevin McCallister » Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:23 pm

AKA Invisible Rapist
kranky wrote:the monster mash isn't actually halloween specific and is just a monster party that could happen at any time.
User avatar
Kevin McCallister
 
Posts: 17506
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:46 pm
Location: the secret Father John Misty show

Postby Shalabi » Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:26 pm

oh christ
User avatar
Shalabi
 
Posts: 15927
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:52 pm
Location: oc, ca

Postby Bob511 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:09 pm

Kevin McCallister wrote:AKA Invisible Rapist

Yeah, for whatever reason, and I'm not entirely sure why in comparison to a lot of other stuff we've watched, some of the stuff in this one feels especially rough.
universe, you can't play the willfully ignorant, but partisan bleeding heart
User avatar
Bob511
 
Posts: 7255
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:54 pm
Location: Oakland Park, FL

Postby Mesh » Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:47 pm

Man, I'd love to join you guys at some point on one of these but #dadlife
...brewed into the common yeast of the waves.
User avatar
Mesh
 
Posts: 5503
Joined: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:07 pm
Location: Detroitia

Postby Seamus » Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:55 pm

i watched hollow man in a hostel with like 20 drunk people around a year ago. it's weird as fuck.
Raise. Hell. All. Summer. Long.

Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
User avatar
Seamus
 
Posts: 9384
Joined: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:49 pm

Postby Seamus » Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:55 pm

i watched hollow man in a hostel with like 20 drunk people around a year ago. it's weird as fuck.
Raise. Hell. All. Summer. Long.

Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
User avatar
Seamus
 
Posts: 9384
Joined: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:49 pm

Postby Ampersand » Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:37 pm

~2 hours until showtime
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

Postby Ampersand » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:40 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION - HOLLOW MAN
Image
https://tinychat.com/room/hpnmovieseries

password: hipinion
User avatar
Ampersand
 
Posts: 10369
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:30 pm

PreviousNext

Return to Mamma Mia... Here We Go Again....

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Adult Contemporary, ahungbunny, Alexis, Annie May, antoine, Autarch, axelrod gunnarson, Bartatua, Birds vs Worms, blab, bluelips, bobble, bro tones, bruceagain, chimp, Classic Water, clouds, crooked, deebster, fakename, flimsy, fuckyoudad, goldmatt, goldsoundz, Google [Bot], Google Feedfetcher, grace cathedral park, Grendel, haddonfield, hadlex, hamilton, Ides of Smarch, internethandle, Jabberwocky, jack, jalapeño ranch, jarsilver, Jerk., KALM, Kevin McCallister, kirito, lostintheair, lust, meanie shrubs, Mechanical bird, Meeps, mego, mesic, messier object, mudd, my piano, mystery meat, nice pass, palmer eldritch, Paul, Poptone, ric_joe, rich uncle skeleton, robotculinaire, rushedbehind, shark week, speakers, spix et chicho, Spooky Jim, surly, tgk, The Dirty Turtle, timbrrr, trigross, trouble, unsandpiper, wario lopez, worrywort, wuk