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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:47 am

Bad Craziness wrote:very NSFW so proceed with caution

but holy shit (literally)

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I mean

it belongs in a museum
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Postby joe » Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:51 am

all of the responses on the original and the respost are people who don't want to see that tweet. they are wrong
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Postby NegativeCapability » Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:56 pm

Stabbing me 11 times only pissed me off.
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Postby important dentist » Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:45 pm

i've watched this more times than i probably should have
"My foremost duty is to the board," Important Dentist countered. "I
cannot afford to spend that much time researching human sexuality."
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:38 pm

Probably not the way I'd announce it were I a sex offender.
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Postby coop » Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:46 pm

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Postby Bad Craziness » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:35 pm

hard hitting investigative journalism on the poo flip

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Postby hoopdog » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:36 pm

coop wrote:


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Postby Bad Craziness » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:44 pm

this is so stupid but I can’t stop laughing

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Postby v h g » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:46 pm

NegativeCapability wrote:


nm
Bought this at the mall I'm gonna wear this at the mall.
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Postby a new dad for all » Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:56 am

Bad Craziness wrote:this is so stupid but I can’t stop laughing


:lol:
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Postby 2nd_yellow » Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:06 am

Hopping on the train.

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Postby Johan POOPLER » Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:29 am

important dentist wrote:i've watched this more times than i probably should have


is jake in character here?
das ding wrote:
so what did he have to say about manly attraction to sheep?

i dunno. it's a very sad aspect of our nature, but also one of the foundations of love

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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:08 am

Probably not the best day of your life when Jake Gyllenhaal makes fun of you for mispronouncing a pretty common word and your wife is sitting next to him on a couch laughing at you.

And then a video of the incident goes viral because he looks really handsome in the still.
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Postby jefe górgory » Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:50 am

That’s so good. That is a serious spin to end the vid
BTW there is a raging pandemic.
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Postby jefe górgory » Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:45 pm

BTW there is a raging pandemic.
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Postby numbers go up » Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:42 am

REAL BASED SLOB wrote:after the javy home run WGN came back with an extended fan cam sequence soundtracked by meat puppets - up on the sun and i've just been doing bong rips and jamming meat puppets since
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Postby Barthes Starr » Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:58 am

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Postby jack » Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:55 pm

simply amazing

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Postby joe » Mon Feb 04, 2019 2:05 pm

It took me a sec to get that since the first thing I drew was a dickToggle Spoiler
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Postby Barthes Starr » Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:22 pm

joe wrote:It took me a sec to get that since the first thing I drew was a dickToggle Spoiler


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Postby NegativeCapability » Mon Feb 04, 2019 4:21 pm

Stabbing me 11 times only pissed me off.
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Postby Autarch » Mon Feb 04, 2019 4:30 pm

NegativeCapability, are you, like, Conner O'Malley's brother or something? Yer always repping his stuff. Not complaining. He's the hottest chick in the game by far, imo.
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Postby NegativeCapability » Mon Feb 04, 2019 4:49 pm

Autarch wrote:NegativeCapability, are you, like, Conner O'Malley's brother or something? Yer always repping his stuff. Not complaining. He's the hottest chick in the game by far, imo.


Just love the guy :)

Everything he does is like "swish from downtown". He's killing me.
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Postby Bad Craziness » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:09 pm



trying really hard to think of what to say if someone at work asks me why I can’t stop laughing
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Postby worrywort » Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:08 pm

real lol
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Postby jefe górgory » Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:24 pm

Holy shit that really just destroyed me
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:25 pm

yeah I don't really know why that's so funny but good lord
badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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