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Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
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Postby black mamba » Fri Jun 19, 2020 10:09 am

Arturo wrote:


this is a mad tv sketch
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Postby Autarch » Fri Jun 19, 2020 11:09 pm

jack wrote::ryan:



my life is the movie "Yesterday" except instead of the beatles it's this
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:19 pm

badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby Durham » Sat Jun 20, 2020 7:38 pm

came here to post that
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Postby important dentist » Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:51 pm

loaf angel wrote:
OLD SAINT RIXX wrote:Check out 1:26



seriously. what the hell

presumably they couldn't use the actual trademarked logo, which doesn't have a cornucopia on it, so they made up a similar one
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Postby a long gush from your hole » Thu Jun 25, 2020 10:37 am

現実に打ちのめされ倒れそうになっても
きっと 前を見て歩くDream Fighter
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Postby quinine » Thu Jun 25, 2020 10:57 am

my bank was playing flight of the valkyries last time I was holdin :|
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Jun 25, 2020 11:13 am

badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby jack » Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:00 pm

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i called the number. it plays the hold music with an occasional message saying "you are currently caller number x waiting to speak with a representative". once you make it to the top of the queue you get dropped into a conference call with everyone else who called it. there were 11 people chatting about wiener pizza.
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Postby neopolitan » Sat Jun 27, 2020 9:34 am

I reduced the temples of Elam to naught; their gods and goddesses I scattered to the winds. The tombs of their ancient and recent kings I devastated, I exposed to the sun, and I carried away their bones toward the land of Ashur.
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Postby chargie » Sat Jun 27, 2020 5:14 pm

loaf angel wrote:
OLD SAINT RIXX wrote:Check out 1:26



seriously. what the hell


does that say "fruit of the loin"??? wtf
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:30 am



it's the only way
badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:50 am

“Waiting for shredded cheese as it’s the only way she can eat fajitas.“ is definitely going to stick with me for awhile.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sun Jun 28, 2020 9:11 am

Image

women be wanting shredded cheese, amirite
badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sun Jun 28, 2020 9:20 am

badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby jack » Sun Jun 28, 2020 10:32 am

lol

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Postby Robo-Chachi » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:07 am

Damn. He took it down.

It ain’t easy needin’ cheesy.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:22 am

Every time a new variety of Wife Guy emerges I think back to this stone cold classic

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Postby black mamba » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:58 am

that tweet makes me miss letterman
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Postby black mamba » Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:12 pm

late night could use more sardonic apathy
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Postby Celiac » Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:48 pm

Autarch wrote:

Something about the quotes here has this tweet rattling around my head all the time
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badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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