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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Jul 02, 2020 11:51 am

NegativeCapability wrote:Pretty sure he's being sarcastic in that video. He's not a conservative or republican. He hates and makes fun of everyone.


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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Jul 02, 2020 11:51 am

as someone who also watched tough crowd, i can say he was definitely pro-iraq war
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Postby black mamba » Thu Jul 02, 2020 11:52 am

NegativeCapability wrote:Pretty sure he's being sarcastic in that video. He's not a conservative or republican. He hates and makes fun of everyone.


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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Jul 02, 2020 11:53 am

and even if he wasn't, "he makes fun of everyone equally" is, like, lazy jay leno logic
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Postby Stuntman » Thu Jul 02, 2020 11:58 am

Yeah he said shit like that all the time.

I remember my uncle snooping around my room in high school during some holiday party and finding my Al Franken book (lol) and asking me why I didn't like "good comedians" like Dennis Miller and Colin Quinn.
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jul 02, 2020 12:01 pm

NegativeCapability wrote:Pretty sure he's being sarcastic in that video. He's not a conservative or republican. He hates and makes fun of everyone.

Hes doing a terrible job of making that clear in that video if so
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Jul 02, 2020 12:02 pm

I mean, the lefty position on Tough Crowd was usually “maybe Nick DiPaolo should stop being so racist when talking to black guests”
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Postby speakers » Thu Jul 02, 2020 12:03 pm

light rail coyote wrote:
NegativeCapability wrote:Pretty sure he's being sarcastic in that video. He's not a conservative or republican. He hates and makes fun of everyone.


what


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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Jul 02, 2020 12:04 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:I mean, the lefty position on Tough Crowd was usually “maybe Nick DiPaolo should stop being so racist when talking to black guests”


patrice o'neil had some pretty good "fuck america" rants but was also a rampant misogynist, so,
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Postby NegativeCapability » Thu Jul 02, 2020 12:41 pm

He's a free speech guy and a centrist:

https://www.newsweek.com/colin-quinn-red-state-blue-state-interview-1327173

The right sees only the positive, and the left only sees the negative," says Colin Quinn, pacing the stage in his sixth one-man show, Red State Blue State. Later, he amends that slightly: "Half the country sees a Nazi invasion, and half sees a Muslim invasion."

Quinn, who hosted Saturday Night Live 's "Weekend Update" segment from 1998 to 2000, is famously centrist, taking exceeding care to criticize everyone. In his 2013 one-man show, Unconstitutional, the Brooklyn, New York, native declared, "I'm pro-gay marriage, pro-gun, pro-death penalty and pro-choice." (The punch line: "I'm anti-overcrowding.")


"What I'm saying is that there are two sides to every argument," Quinn tells Newsweek. "Whatever right or wrongs there may be in each party, the one thing that they have in common is that there's no nuance. I don't believe the GOP is evil and the Democrats are good." It's worth noting, however, that Quinn's brief, brutal takedown of President Donald Trump, "a compulsively tweeting totalitarian psychopath," gets the most laughs in the new show. The bit involves an impression of Trump facing a Scarface-like demise. But Quinn also defends Trump supporters as working-class folk who "don't like being told 'acknowledge your privilege.'"


He doesn't extend that same courtesy to liberals, if only because the majority of New Yorkers are already left-leaning. Quinn is frankly shocked that there are still only two American parties. A lifelong Democrat, he generally votes independent and "sometimes" Republican, but concedes that "if we went down point by point for [policy on] each party, I'd be a little more left on certain things."
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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Jul 02, 2020 12:46 pm

how is any of that better or refute the notion that he was pro-iraq war/pro-torture?
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Postby NegativeCapability » Thu Jul 02, 2020 1:38 pm

light rail coyote wrote:how is any of that better or refute the notion that he was pro-iraq war/pro-torture?


Doesn't make it better or refute anything. Just sayin he's not a republican nut or whatever. Shit was crazy in the 2000's and 9/11 made everyone insane. Never watched Tough Crowd. I dunno. Who gives a shit. Still like Colin cause he makes me laugh and he's so much better and wittier than a lot of "good" left leaning comics with the "right, good" politics or whatever.
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Postby quinine » Thu Jul 02, 2020 1:40 pm

loool read that negativecapability post before seeing who posted it

you really arguing "free speech guy centrist" is in opposition with "pro torture"
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Postby NegativeCapability » Thu Jul 02, 2020 2:05 pm

Honestly I don't even know what I'm saying today. I'm exhausted, my brain is mush and I'm a bit high and I shouldn't be making posts but here I am anyway making bad posts like a jerk off.
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Postby aububs » Thu Jul 02, 2020 2:41 pm

you're not a jerk off, NC. you put your foot in your mouth sometimes and i like that about u
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aububs wrote:you're not a jerk off, NC. you put your foot in your mouth sometimes and i like that about u


Since day 1, dude. Story of my fuckin life.
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Viola Swamp wrote:wow that made me blush


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