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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:29 am

just go "yeah it's a bummer, too bad there's so many easy-to-get guns around, should probs do something about that"
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:31 am

racism aside it might be the actual dumbest conservative "counterpoint" of them all which is saying a lot
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:32 am

well then you'd have to just take ALL the guns!!!!1

ok let's get on that sounds good
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Postby super gas » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:03 am

States with the most gun violence.

1. Alaska
2. Alabama
3. Louisiana
4. Mississippi
5. Oklahoma
6. Montana
7. Missouri
8. New Mexico
9. Arkansas
10. South Carolina

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34. Illinois
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Postby joe » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:08 am

There are too many people in Chicago not killing each other with hand guns so it's not fair to adjust by population
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:27 pm

wendy wrote:
colin meloy doesn't need to die
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Postby wolfie » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:30 pm

very interesting that
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Postby Shotfrog » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:31 pm

Well, they've just lost my ammo business.
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Postby Shotfrog » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:32 pm

What are gun nuts going to shoot up in order to show their displeasure with this move?
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Postby tgk » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:34 pm

Walmart probably
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Postby wolfie » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:36 pm

if only walmart had guns to protect themselves
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Postby tgk » Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:43 pm

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Postby blab » Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:57 pm

this is unrelated but not really unrelated to the convo in this thread and im sure it has been asked

does hipinion care that i keep a handgun? i got one because my partner was being stalked her online for years calling her g**k and c**t etc etc etc and threatening to kill her for not having sex with him. he started messaging me and threatening to kill me and my sweet puppy. one day i went to a party and had a conversation with someone...who turned out to be him like in disguise. he tried to come back to our place after the party . it was revealed to me later who he was.

i tried dealing with the police but they were not helpful. i guess what i mean to say is i keep that thang on me because i'm afraid of white boys who are horny and rejected!! i really thought shit was gunna go down and we were being stalked by a seriously fucked up horny boy

that guy has fizzled away...,but there's something nice about having a weapon to feel safe) from reactionary loonies. idk hipinion what do you think. tbh lots of people keep guns in their apartment here

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Postby MikeS » Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:57 pm

whatabout tim wrote:Whenever anyone brings up chicago as a retort I react with shock and ask if they were always racist or if it's just overt now.


Aren’t halve of all guns recovered in shootings in Chicago from out of state? I always throw that one out there
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Postby Shotfrog » Tue Sep 03, 2019 2:01 pm

blab, it's definitely reasonable to be afraid of horny white guys, but the odds are greater that you or your partner will be shot with that gun than anyone attempting to do you harm.
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Postby blab » Tue Sep 03, 2019 2:08 pm

damn

thanks shotfrog

that is heavy shit
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Postby farmer » Tue Sep 03, 2019 2:09 pm

i've got a couple guns but not for self defense or like tyranny or whatever. i've never actually bought a gun.
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Postby farmer » Tue Sep 03, 2019 2:11 pm

the "problem" with the self-defense/home invasion thing is that all the steps you can take to lower the risk of accidental discharges necessarily make it take much longer to actually prep the gun for use, making it pretty much useless for home defense.

but if i were getting home-invaded i'd jump out the window, not scarface it.
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Postby blab » Tue Sep 03, 2019 2:13 pm

my fear isn’t getting home invaded tho i love my neighborhood and trust not to be burglarized. if i get my home broken into i don’t give a shit just don’t take my dog. i’m afraid of horny freaks who go in disguise and infiltrate your home. is this not common
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Postby farmer » Tue Sep 03, 2019 2:15 pm

it's likely that some sort of bear spray/mace solution would accomplish what you are going for while being way less lethal.
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Postby blab » Tue Sep 03, 2019 2:16 pm

i will google “personal defense” and stop posting in the “fuck guns” thread about personal shit. my mind is obv in a frenzy over the shootings in texas, so fuck guns
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Postby whatabout tim » Tue Sep 03, 2019 2:53 pm

We have to figure out a way to personally enrich trump by getting rid of guns. Only his wanton self-serving stupidity is strong enough to stand up to the gun lobby. Maybe we can convince people to give their guns to him? He is our greatest patriot.
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Tue Sep 03, 2019 3:00 pm

MikeS wrote:
whatabout tim wrote:Whenever anyone brings up chicago as a retort I react with shock and ask if they were always racist or if it's just overt now.


Aren’t halve of all guns recovered in shootings in Chicago from out of state? I always throw that one out there


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Postby wolfie » Tue Sep 03, 2019 3:03 pm

whatabout tim wrote:We have to figure out a way to personally enrich trump by getting rid of guns. Only his wanton self-serving stupidity is strong enough to stand up to the gun lobby. Maybe we can convince people to give their guns to him? He is our greatest patriot.


he could melt them down into fresh american steel and tell everyone he revived the industry
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Postby whatabout tim » Tue Sep 03, 2019 3:18 pm

I could see trump ordering the melting of live ammunition only to brag that people don't realize how much metal is used in the bullets.
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Postby tgk » Tue Sep 03, 2019 3:18 pm

whatabout tim wrote:We have to figure out a way to personally enrich trump by getting rid of guns. Only his wanton self-serving stupidity is strong enough to stand up to the gun lobby. Maybe we can convince people to give their guns to him? He is our greatest patriot.


trump hates and is terrified of guns as well. he thinks his sons are nutjobs for going out hunting and shit.
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Postby whatabout tim » Tue Sep 03, 2019 3:19 pm

That's why I said personally enrich. That's the only thing that gets trump off the ol golden pooper some days.
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Postby walt whitman » Tue Sep 03, 2019 4:12 pm

blab wrote:i’m afraid of horny freaks who go in disguise and infiltrate your home. is this not common

you sound dumb.

throw away your gun
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Postby blab » Tue Sep 03, 2019 4:28 pm

walt whitman wrote:
blab wrote:i’m afraid of horny freaks who go in disguise and infiltrate your home. is this not common

you sound dumb.

throw away your gun


in my previous post i describe exactly that that happened!

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