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lets have a "im gonna get in shape for this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:03 pm
by The Dirty Turtle
please help me, for the love of god

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:04 pm
by loadletter
can someone post that thing that was just a back razor on a stick

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:04 pm
by white mage
used brooks bros shorts off ebay

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:19 pm
by Merlin
good thing i took klonopin before just now realizing that summer is a thing that is approaching

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:21 pm
by The Dirty Turtle
i need to change my entire life

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:22 pm
by Merlin
summer is like a wizard's spell that transforms me from a thin okay looking guy to a skinnyfat pale nerd

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:22 pm
by The Dirty Turtle
this could be a thread for
1) diet
2) exercise
3) not drinking that much
4) endless sorrow

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:23 pm
by white mage
oh i thought it was about clothes

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:24 pm
by SPEED ACE
you'd think past years may have tempered my idealism about how i'll look by summer. it simply isn't possible.

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:26 pm
by The Dirty Turtle
i havent even had some booze or red meat since friday

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:26 pm
by Merlin
in solidarity with you, tdt
Image

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:27 pm
by rubicon
How do I go to the gym when it's 0 degrees outside (wind chill)?

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:29 pm
by wendy
I have an exercise bike now so

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:29 pm
by Ted Pikul
Listen to the Beach Boys

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:30 pm
by wendy
When my closet gets too full it won't be the end of the world

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:31 pm
by wendy
Hey you should market that bad boy

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:31 pm
by wendy
I'm not one for fad diets but I'll give it a try

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:32 pm
by Parnelio
I started doing this with the new year, i.e. eating healthy (mostly salads), quitting smoking, not smoking weed on weekdays and working out. The working out is difficult at first but once you start a routine it's pretty easy and invigorating. Start off slow, do some cardio (I bike about 12 miles) and then start with the weights.

no reason to quit drinking, I drink about 2 glasses of wine when I get home at night, sometimes more 8-)

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:33 pm
by wendy
Although you're kidding yourself if you think I'm going to do "pushups" or "crunches"

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:34 pm
by wendy
Not catchy enough. May I recommend The RAD Diet

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:34 pm
by spaghetti legs
yeah its probably a good idea to get started with the diet/exercise now. my goal is to be able to walk around shirtless without looking like an asshole

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:34 pm
by wendy
Well I have news for you

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:36 pm
by wendy
I do strength training yoga, it's all good

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:37 pm
by husbands
I've been eating this healthy salad:

lettuce
avocado
artichoke hearts
tempeh bacon
walnut crumbles
red onion

and balsamic vinagrete

it has many good fats

I also recommend eating it instead of potato chips

but I'm not in that great of shape anyway

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:39 pm
by an otter
no glycemic diet guys. i've lost every bit of fat i had with marginal exercise.

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:41 pm
by The Dirty Turtle
i need to lose like 15 lbs in 4 months

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:41 pm
by The Dirty Turtle
but yea its like the coldest its been in 5 years in nyc so running is an apocalyptic consideration at the moment

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:42 pm
by Pashmina
parades wrote:good thing i took klonopin before just now realizing that summer is a thing that is approaching




literally just pulled up my drs website to ask for a script

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:43 pm
by Pashmina
The Dirty Turtle wrote:i need to lose like 15 lbs in 4 months



so do i. i just started playing ddr after work.

Re: lets have a "i dont wanna look like shit this summer" thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:44 pm
by abs
god i need an exercise bike. which one do you have, bread? it's -30 with windchill here today and fuck that.