fuck. it's valentines day?

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Postby wolfie » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:45 am

this day just went from thursday to annoying
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Postby wolfie » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:48 am

since when are holidays in the middle of the week

i figured this shit had to be on a weekend
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Postby Kev E Fly » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:50 am

Thursday, the most romantic day of the week.
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Postby pissydan » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:57 am

i had a big blue horse give my wife flowers yesterday.
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:58 am

i bought my girlfriend a flower yesterday but i am pretty sure it's dying in my car and now i'll need to buy a new one on the way to her place :(
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Postby nite69 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:01 am

singles awareness day
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:05 am

I usually abstain, but I did good this year. Got both the wife and daughter a couple of bottles of bath salts. Got the wife a milk frother and the daughter Left 4 Dead.
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Postby Science » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:05 am

I had two really nice first dates this week. Been talking to them both a lot, set up stuff for the weekend. Today I'm maintaining complete radio silence.
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Postby gallits » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:09 am

My girlfriend is Bulgarian and that rules because valentines day is official wine day in Bulgaria so i don't have to do anything but buy wine.
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Postby frito pie country » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:11 am

as a romantic gesture i plan to make out with my girlfriend without the subsequent sexual advances tonight
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Postby frito pie country » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:11 am

which is going to make her so frisky
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Postby gallits » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:11 am

Thank you Tryphon Zarezan, eastern orthodox patron saint of wine.
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Postby frito pie country » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:11 am

i'm gonna get laid you guys
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Postby Merciel » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:14 am

Tonight SVC will drive Pongu to dog school and then sit alone in the car for an hour and on the way home I will insult his most beloved songs.
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Postby viachicago » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:14 am

if im cooking dinner i dont need to get flowers too right. like that would be doubling up
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Postby powderfinger » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:15 am

my girlfriend is out of town, thank god
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Postby darger » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:16 am

viachicago wrote:if im cooking dinner i dont need to get flowers too right. like that would be doubling up


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Postby tawny frogmouth » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:16 am

kind of accidentally, i got four dates this week but none of them are today.
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Postby tgk » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:17 am

Just me and the baby today while the lady is at work, probably gonna check out all the finest walgreens valentines sections chicago has to offer and then order a heart shaped deep dish pizza for dinner
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Postby nakedlunch » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:17 am

I haven't got shit yet. Gonna be wicked stressful after work.

I was going to pull a bunch of shit together last night to be prepared but the girl called me when I was leaving work and said she had lined up a couple of apartments to go look at. 5 hours later we're going to bed and she's asking me what the plan is for today like I have any fucking idea.
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Postby This Guy » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:20 am

Flower deliveries in the office are such a spectacle right now. Brenda is winning the "most ballloons contest" The dude who got Brenda 5 balloons is getting the best ass ever tonight.
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Postby frito pie country » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:20 am

powderfinger wrote:my girlfriend is out of town, thank god


nice NICE
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Postby This Guy » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:22 am

Oh shit, while typing that last post Mary Beth got a teddy bear with her flowers! The champ is down.
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Postby Klint » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:23 am

I told my girlfriend early in our relationship that I would not be celebrating Valentine's Day.
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Postby frito pie country » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:23 am

work got us these nice individually wrapped cookies and i'm going to spend the whole day staring at mine wondering if i should eat it or pass it off as a gift to my lady
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Postby pissydan » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:23 am

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Postby guidance » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:24 am

no one wants to look at your adorable instagram pictures of you in love anymore, kyle
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Postby dubs » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:24 am

really gotta finish all my work today so i can do my annual "go to the bar alone and get some single, lonely pussy" rigmarole tonight
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Postby millionbear » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:25 am

in theory, gonna watch some non-Oedipal Hitchcock and bang. practically, both of us get too stoned and fall asleep on the couch with dogs lying on top of us.
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Postby frito pie country » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:26 am

guidance wrote:no one wants to look at your adorable instagram pictures of you in love anymore, kyle


they are adorable though aren't they
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