fuck. it's valentines day?

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Postby mondrary » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:43 pm

that's totally ok!! i hope you have a great night ((:
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Postby Debbie » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:48 pm

FYI not worrying about Valentine's day cause you're estranged is great, highly recommended
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Postby Milk » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:49 pm

Yes. indeed, fuck! It's valentine's day!

And is there a better day on which to fuck?
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Postby paused anime for this » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:15 pm

Milk wrote:Yes. indeed, fuck! It's valentine's day!

And is there a better day on which to fuck?

Well, there is - the morning after fucking Valentine!
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Postby neely o'hara » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:28 pm

having a festive movie night with cronenberg's Crash
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Postby thrang » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:36 pm

I’m drunk and alone and I still haven’t learned anything about darth plagueis
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Postby Debbie » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:55 pm

Have you heard the tale of Darth ...
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Postby Autarch » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:58 pm

hhaaha i'm drunk and teting my tinder match whoo i didn't respond to for 24 hours (just hout of anxiety and what not). Nathan, Debbie, Deborah (Can I call you Deborah?) How's it hangin? doo you have a lot of hair on your arms or just like a normal amount oof hair? do you wish it was more? less? aboout the same?
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:23 pm

ahh my mom just got engaged

my best friend's wife had a double mastectomy.

ahhh
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Postby yungboi » Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:26 am

Someone plz give me a valentine I think my fiance is mad at me cuz I discovered nail polish but like, it's dope so why hate?
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Postby yungboi » Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:26 am

I think she's mad cuz I didn't buy my own tbh. That could be it.
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Postby yungboi » Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:29 am

I painted my toes and that shit is sick. I be wearing my Adidas slides to show them off.
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Postby yungboi » Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:37 am

Woops
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Postby kid8 » Sat Feb 15, 2020 2:17 am

Happy valentine's day, friends. I went hella grocery shopping. Now I'm too tired to cook.
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Postby kid8 » Sat Feb 15, 2020 2:18 am

I wonder if there's more people on grindr today, or less.
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Postby kid8 » Sat Feb 15, 2020 2:19 am

Either way I haven't had sex in years and I'm not gonna log in.
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Postby blab » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:25 pm

sry in advance for the sappiness

here's the poem n one of the pics my "offline" valentine got ;)

Our marriage is sick, rad, and cool,
If you won’t be my V-tine I’ll jump in a pool!
In the water there’ll be lots of sharks,
Thads and Lily’s, other things that go bark.
Just kidding my love I would not be so rash,
Plz b my V-tine or I’ll give u the sass.
6 years later your eyes still amaze me,
Your touch still astounds me, It makes me feel hazy.
You’re a bouquet of flowers,
I could squeeze u for hours,
Plz be mine or I’ll lose all my powers

here's a pic of us dancing at our favorite club, It'll DO in Dallas

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she got me lilies!!! :3

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Postby blab » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:37 pm

mondrary wrote:that's totally ok!! i hope you have a great night ((:


<3 mondrary <3

Mondrary, friend, from the same cloth we're cut,
Think of us both hanging in a hut:
If there were no games, no movies or music
We'd entertain each other, not lose it.
I sense you're a friend, though I've not met you
If met you I did we'd hang lots I bet you.
Please accept this gift, athough it's belated,
We're two toads, dif types, but related.

here's a frog i used to hang out with. it's a milk forg

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Postby blab » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:43 pm

DasLofGang wrote:oh man i'd go ape fore a pome


DasLofGang, what the frick's up my dude
I don't normally cus, consider it rude.
But something tells me you wanna rage
I will get hyped to be on the same page.
Your posts are so rad, it tears my mind up,
Please accept this belated pup.
I am too stoked for my pup, you see,
So frick it I won't give you one I'll give three.


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Postby mondrary » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:46 pm

<3<3 thank you blab i love it!!
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Postby mothjoke » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:48 pm

Just wanted to stop in this thread to say my bf got me popeyes and beer for valentines day lol
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Postby blab » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:58 pm

mothjoke wrote:Just wanted to stop in this thread to say my bf got me popeyes and beer for valentines day lol


that sounds cute : )

i frickin have my gurl “walking pneumonia” oops
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Postby galactagogue » Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:21 pm

my bf and i ate weed gummies and watched spooky TV shows. he also got me a card and donuts lol.

we were gonna go to dinner but it was like 8 degrees last night so... we bundled up and loafed with the dog on the couch instead.
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Postby DasLofGang » Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:50 pm

:rixx: :ryan: :rixx: :ryan: :rixx: :ryan:
You remind me of Don Knotts.
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Postby milano boy » Sat Feb 15, 2020 2:05 pm

I roasted some trout and watched Paris, Texas last night lol
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Postby Debbie » Sat Feb 15, 2020 2:32 pm

I also "roasted my trout" last night
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Postby blab » Sat Feb 15, 2020 2:38 pm

Debbie wrote:I also "roasted my trout" last night


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Postby Getbetter » Sat Feb 15, 2020 3:57 pm

Debbie wrote:I also "roasted my trout" last night

That made me laugh out loud.
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