fuck. it's valentines day?

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby blab » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:26 pm

<3 port <3

Port! I don't know you that well yet,
But from the holiday's spirit i'll lease,
There's one thing that's a sure bet
And that's "FUCK DA POLICE!"
Haha but for real all silliness aside
Love's a trip, I hope you enjoy the ride.
Short on material, hope this poem's not bunk,
Happy Valentines Day to you and your lunk <3

here's me holding a tiger cub :3

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Postby port » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:29 pm

That picture! That poem! Thanks for making my day.
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Postby struttin' evil mushroom » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:31 pm

i don't think i've brought as much joy into the word in the last 3.5 decades as blab has in the last 3.5 hours
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Postby blab » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:43 pm

omg! i doubt that xD but ty

i have a lot of luv in my heart <3
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Postby galactagogue » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:45 pm

i could use one if u've got the juice left i ya
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Postby blab » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:52 pm

of course!!!
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Postby mancubz » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:52 pm

oh my gooooood if a baby tiger ever gazed at me lovingly like that, i could die the next moment and be fine with it
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Postby quinine » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:08 pm

ty for the val blab <3

I’m no good at poetry but I made u this psychedelic flower. I couldn't ask for a better valentine

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Postby blab » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:11 pm

mancubz wrote:oh my gooooood if a baby tiger ever gazed at me lovingly like that, i could die the next moment and be fine with it


bonus pic of him nibbling my tiddy

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he bit n scratched like a puppy, it kinda hurt!!!

but ya...it was an ethereal experience <3 idk where that tiger is, but i'm p sure he's a full size big boi now. i hope they're taking care of him wherever he is
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Postby blab » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:13 pm

galactagogue wrote:i could use one if u've got the juice left i ya


Gogzzzzz your style turns to mush,
I'd be lying if I said I don't have a crush!!
I could not forget the early days of wump
How quickly I'd click on a goggles bump.
Your passion for art is so frickin rad,
Your crappy boss makes me so frickin mad!
This Valentine's day, all I'm askin'
Is for a bright weekend 4 my fav hair twin <3

here's a wump throwback to a sculpture i made

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Postby galactagogue » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:16 pm

ahahaha ty blabby <3 genuine smiles allover the place right now
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Postby blab » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:16 pm

quinine wrote:ty for the val blab <3

I’m no good at poetry but I made u this psychedelic flower. I couldn't ask for a better valentine

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i love it!!!! <3

i'm not good at psychedelic flowers, so we complete each other
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:18 pm

Oh dang, if I'd known this thread was filled with blab poems I'd have opened it sooner.

My plans tonight are to... pick up a four pack then drink it. :|
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Postby blab » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:19 pm

galactagogue wrote:ahahaha ty blabby <3 genuine smiles allover the place right now


yayyy i'm glad <3

p.s. lmk if u make prints of your work that friends can have c: i wanna display all my friends art!
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:47 pm

hi blab what's up

I'm too shy to ask but here we go hoooo boy I'm sweating here but could I get a poem?Toggle Spoiler
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Postby blab » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:49 pm

jalapeño ranch wrote:Oh dang, if I'd known this thread was filled with blab poems I'd have opened it sooner.

My plans tonight are to... pick up a four pack then drink it. :|


u didn't ask 4 one, but here's one n e wayz

jalapeno ranch, jalapeno ranch
do i have a chance with jalapeno ranch
you like basketball
i have the frickin gall
to hand u this poem
from under the bathroom stall?
love can be wack:
ducks go quack, then they attack*
so enjoy your four pack!
tossing u sum luv like a v-day quarterback <3

*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnH9C45wUw0

here's a cool lil snake i saw:

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Postby jalapeño ranch » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:55 pm

Hell yeah to the poem and snake! Thanks, blab! Happy V Day.
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Postby blab » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:58 pm

Kevin McCallister wrote:hi blab what's up

I'm too shy to ask but here we go hoooo boy I'm sweating here but could I get a poem?Toggle Spoiler


<3 Kevin McCallister <3

I gotta be honest kev i'm running out of juice,
But your guts to ask for a poem is giving me a boost.
I'm sitting at work, typing away,
Ignoring all my work for valentines day.
It's a cheesy holiday, kind of notorious,
But if you'd be my valentine then
I'd consider myself victorious.

Here's a leafy-tailed gecko having some nom :3

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Postby galactagogue » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:22 pm

blab wrote:
galactagogue wrote:ahahaha ty blabby <3 genuine smiles allover the place right now


yayyy i'm glad <3

p.s. lmk if u make prints of your work that friends can have c: i wanna display all my friends art!



i really should ! i love having work from my friends in my home
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:25 pm

oh man i'd go ape fore a pome
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Postby Poptone » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:25 pm

i'm single for the first v-day in a while but that's okay

think i'm going to see Durand Jones live tonight, and then i have a first date/short meet for a couple of drinks thing tomorrow afternoon so, yeah.

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Postby wendy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:26 pm

can’t wait to watch crusaders of the last ark :}
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:27 pm

blab you are a sweetie
Happy Valentine's Day!
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Postby theta » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:30 pm

i took my dog to the vet for a booster shot and now i am patiently waiting to eat dosa
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Postby BlackSugar » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:33 pm

my gf is having galentines day with her friends tonight and that's good because I'm home with the kids probably gonna watch black christmas, which I just downloaded. tomorrow she and I are going to have drunk brunch and eat gummies and see a matinee stage production of toxic avenger and then dining at an all you can eat and drink bulgarian place that's my favorite restaurant in dc. then we'll cab home and smoke more weed and watch british bake shows

celebrating valentines day on the 15th rules
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Postby mondrary » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:35 pm

blab if you're still making these can i have one ...... <3<3
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Postby blab » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:49 pm

mondrary wrote:blab if you're still making these can i have one ...... <3<3

DasLofGang wrote:oh man i'd go ape fore a pome


i'm about to be on the move

yall will def b receiving v-day poems, but they miiiight be belated :P
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Postby mondrary » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:43 pm

that's totally ok!! i hope you have a great night ((:
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:48 pm

FYI not worrying about Valentine's day cause you're estranged is great, highly recommended
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