otis paid me $1,200 to get a tattoo

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
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Postby pinkerton » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:10 pm

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+the cost of the tattoo ($350). Going to do my best not to post any pictures of my face and tattoo together online. Looks really cool for now. The meal is a #8 with Baconator fries.
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Postby naturemorte » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:13 pm

it's been a sad day on hipinion but this might be the saddest thing yet
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Postby ecto » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:13 pm

wow you got worked
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Postby Buddy Glass » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:14 pm

naturemorte wrote:it's been a sad day on hipinion but this might be the saddest thing yet


I mean we're all going to die some day. That tattoo is on another plane entirely.
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Postby tricky » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:14 pm

Those look like chewed up fries.
Haha, I tricked you to death.
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Postby Klint » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:15 pm

otis is one hell of a guy.
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Postby gold and glass » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:15 pm

So what are you going to do with the 1200 dollars
fuck you and your corporation
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:15 pm

Look it's been around for like two years now, at least check it beforehand.
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Postby No Not Now » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:15 pm

ecto wrote:wow you got the works
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Postby death is my amigo » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:16 pm

i thought it seemed pretty obvious this didn't actually happen
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Postby ecto » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:16 pm

werent you trying to take the LSAT like last year

i dunno about the market for like 'cool' lawyers
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Postby mustlovedongs » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:16 pm

yeah, but checkers paid otis five grand for it.
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Postby gold and glass » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:17 pm

gold and glass wrote:So what are you going to do with the 1200 dollars


cuz I'm thinking "Italian wrist warmers"
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Postby beave » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:18 pm

based on the single five-minute phone conversation i had with otis, i wouldn't have expected he'd put someone through that
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Postby fury » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:18 pm

sleigh wrote:i thought it seemed pretty obvious this didn't actually happen

yeah google image search exists people
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Postby pinkerton » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:18 pm

ecto wrote:werent you trying to take the LSAT like last year

i dunno about the market for like 'cool' lawyers


You've obviously never heard of David Komie, idiot..
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Postby tricky » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:18 pm

sleigh wrote:i thought it seemed pretty obvious this didn't actually happen


Still looks like someone barfed french fries on those arms.
Haha, I tricked you to death.
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:21 pm

this pop tart tattoo is rad

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Postby pinkerton » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:22 pm

gold and glass wrote:So what are you going to do with the 1200 dollars


already spent it. i am now the proud owner of my car title after 4 tumultuous months
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Postby Savage » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:28 pm

like we dont know baconator is a wendys trademark
thanks mountain dew
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Postby pinkerton » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:29 pm

I honestly meant to type baconzilla
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Postby chairkicker » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:31 pm

it bothers me how photorealistic this is
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:34 pm

should have spent the money on a tattoo of tony g holding the lombardi
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Postby Chyet » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:11 pm

$1,200 in Checkers Bucks? NOOooo....
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Postby Pashmina » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:25 pm

checkers is pretty awesome

id be down w/ this if it was real
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Postby gold and glass » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:26 pm

It's true. You do gotta eat.
fuck you and your corporation
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Postby otis » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:28 pm

if pinkerton thinks that his end of the bargain is all said and done, he's got another thing coming
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Postby Platypus » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:35 pm

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Postby bongo » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:36 pm

Jesus fucking christ.
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby pinkerton » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:37 pm

you gotta eat
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