medieval marginalia

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Postby abs » Fri May 23, 2014 9:45 pm

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ain't no subtlety here.
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Postby abs » Fri May 23, 2014 9:46 pm

ok i mean I GUESS it's just the wound of christ ...

... OR IS IT?!>!!?
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Postby manvstrees » Fri May 23, 2014 9:56 pm

uh, sauron
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Postby def from above » Fri May 23, 2014 10:09 pm

wigra wrote:Definitely into that Norman Cohn book. Anyone with interest in medieval things, womyn's rights, Marxism, or witchcraft will love this one:
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this looks amazing wigra. thanks for repping it.
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Postby internethandle » Fri May 23, 2014 10:54 pm

well i mean in the monk's defense the wound of christ being a vagina probably has some theological significance re: theotokos or some shit i dunno fuck it medieval marginalia thread!!11
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Postby abs » Sat Sep 13, 2014 7:01 pm

HUZZAH!

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Postby ocean pimp » Sat Sep 13, 2014 7:27 pm

op got me thinking about dicks and how amazing it is that they haven't changed in all these millenia of human existence

dicks, guys. think about it.
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Postby abs » Sat Sep 13, 2014 7:29 pm

nah but f'real i got some new ones:

STRANGE BEASTS CONTINUE TO PLAGUE THE LAND:

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ANAL SHENANIGANS:

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OF COURSE, LET US NOT FORGET THY GENITALS:

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AND THE RABBITS ARE STILL RUNNING FUCKING RAMPANT:

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Postby rik pik » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:01 pm

please, stop, fueling my silent rage
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Postby silverapples » Sat Jun 27, 2015 10:26 am

bump!
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Postby south pacific » Sat Jun 27, 2015 10:43 am

Just finished an excellent book about the history behind the The Lindesfarne Gospel

look, they had cats!

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Postby abs » Sat Jun 27, 2015 11:44 am

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WARRIOR SNAIL
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Postby abs » Sat Jun 27, 2015 12:19 pm

Now there's a plan for a Saturday afternoon
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Postby ocean pimp » Sat Jun 27, 2015 1:35 pm

i'm already real high
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Postby Grey Poupon » Sat Jun 27, 2015 8:09 pm

love this thread
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Postby abs » Sat Jun 27, 2015 8:53 pm

not marginalia necessarily, but here's some sweet medieval manuscript/and other art i've been hoarding for a while:

Caesarean Section-
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Well-groomed Unicorn-
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Job & Satan-
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Zodiac & Vagina-

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Martin of Aragon, martyr-
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JUDGES 19:29
And when he was come into his house, hee tooke a knife, and layd hold on his concubine, and diuided her, together with her bones, into twelue pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.


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Knights Defiling a Church-

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sorry some of those images are so huge. more later. 8)
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Postby hbb » Sat Jun 27, 2015 10:06 pm

That c-section picture is blowing my mind, every detail, thank you
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Postby abs » Mon Sep 07, 2015 8:38 pm

can this thread also just be abs' cool corner for medieval stuff? because i was just searching medieval jewelry making and came across this great website and it reminded me that i also used to earnestly make websites such as these in 8th grade concerning the complicated ins and outs of arthurian myth.

http://www.mcatmaster.com/guilds/jewelers.htm#raw

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v informative (except not really, there's not even anything about cloisonné >:I )

edit: and cloisonné is so pretty!

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Postby mikey » Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:07 pm

http://www.medievalists.net/2015/09/05/ ... ddle-ages/


B. to his venerable master A., greeting This is to inform you that I am studying at Oxford with the greatest diligence, but the matter of money stands greatly in the way of my promotion, as it is now two months since I spent the last of what you sent me. The city is expensive and makes many demands; I have to rent lodgings, buy necessaries, and provide for many other things which I cannot now specify. Wherefore I respectfully beg your paternity that by the promptings of divine pity you may assist me, so that I may be able to complete what I have well begun. For you must know that without Ceres and Bacchus Apollo grows cold.
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Postby abs » Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:15 pm

oh, wait. did i never post about onfim??

http://www.goldschp.net/SIG/onfim/onfim.html

One of the most fascinating archeological finds in Russia has been the discovery of hundreds of "birchbark documents" (messages written on the bark of birch trees with a sharp stylus) that were created from the 11th to the 15th century.


When one was finished with the message, it was simply thrown into the mud, where the presence of water and clay created an unusually bacteria-free environment which preserved the documents. So, we have the ideal medium: cheap, easy to come by, and (thanks to unique geology) preserved for hundreds of years.


The drawings from Novgorod that we have found appear to all come from a Russian boy named Onfim, who lived at the end of the twelfth century or beginning of the thirteenth century in the city of Novgorod. By the estimate of the archaeologists who unearthed his works, he was around seven years old at the time that he made these drawings.


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In this first example, he started to write out the first eleven letters of the alphabet in the upper right corner, but got bored and drew a picture of himself as a grown-up warrior impaling an enemy with his spear. To remove any doubt about the identity of the warrior, he even labeled the person on the horse as "Onfim."


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Onfim liked to draw people and while his artistic aptitude may have been lacking, he was prolific. In the picture on the left, he draws his mother and father. In the picture on the right, he draws two children playing around a tree (one of them is hidden behind the tree).


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Postby mikey » Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:23 pm

very cool
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Postby abs » Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:17 pm

this thread will never win against a front page with alison brie on it, but i will remain steadfast.

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Postby Manual Headhunt » Tue Sep 08, 2015 12:43 am

You guys ever think about if you were sent back in time with an assault rifle you would murk so many people
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Postby Manual Headhunt » Tue Sep 08, 2015 12:44 am

Conrad de Monteferrat? More like conrad de murked motherfuker blam blam blam
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Postby hbb » Tue Sep 08, 2015 8:34 am

Honestly I'd probably disassemble the rifle and scatter the prices far and wide, then just kick it with Onfim for a while
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Postby abs » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:00 pm

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Postby Berzelius Windrip » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:16 pm

these guys mustve been eating so much fuckin datura:

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