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Postby deadbass » Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:25 pm

double post!
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Postby Legion » Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:36 pm



on an only mildly related note, what is today's hipinion logo gif really about

like, I get Martin Luther, but what does this have to do with us and our stories

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Postby abs » Wed Jan 20, 2016 8:17 pm

early-concept cephalopod

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lil' toe biters

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ehm...

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Revelation 16:13 ‘And I saw three unclean spirits like (really happy lil') frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet’

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don't question it

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Postby Fullscreen » Wed Jan 20, 2016 8:23 pm

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dysentery, i guess?
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Postby abs » Wed Feb 10, 2016 8:29 pm

sometimes i just get to thinking about how there's 1000 glorious years of medieval history to pore through

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Postby Merciel » Wed Feb 10, 2016 8:32 pm

oh my god how did I never see the one of the guy cutting off his own dick before

the look on his face

ahahahahaaaaa
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Postby Berzelius Windrip » Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:08 pm

did we do uroscopy itt? its doctors looking at (and tasting) piiiisssss

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uroscopy guide:

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some kinda :? colors in there

this shows medieval and current urine-derived diagnoses
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loving "excess blood, requires bloodletting". and apparently chronic constipation makes you pee blue??
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Postby Merciel » Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:29 pm

"Livid Lead" is amazing.

Imagine that, gray piss. Can you even have gray piss? Let's see what Google says!

The Mayo clinic does not seem to think you can have gray urine, but some guy posting on "healthcaremagic.com" thinks otherwise.
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Postby abs » Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:41 pm

oh my god that's a stellar post -- simply love to read about drinking piss in the middle ages
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Postby abs » Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:47 pm

trepanning was pretty gruesome too -- though to be fair was around well before this era. love the depictions though.

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(this one is a little later on, but--)

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Postby Berzelius Windrip » Wed Feb 10, 2016 10:00 pm

i dont think that guy in the first pic is doing that right. it looks like hes literally chiseling off the whole top of the head, which i wasnt aware of being a legit trepanning technique
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Postby abs » Wed Feb 10, 2016 10:04 pm

It does look a little off, but the work is labeled:

Unknown artist, Surgeon Conducting a Trephination in Guy of Pavia’s Anatomia, c. 1345, tempera colors on parchment. Musée Condé, Château de Chantilly, Chantilly (Ms. 334)
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Postby fox » Wed Feb 10, 2016 10:16 pm

missed the pic with the guy with the huge scrote
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Postby Berzelius Windrip » Wed Feb 10, 2016 10:17 pm

selecting a good trepanner to go to mustve been quite the thrill. wonder if they had to post their success ratios outside their offices or something.
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Postby gershon » Wed Feb 10, 2016 10:21 pm

ОНФИМ!!!
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The second picture is from inside the grounds of Novgorod's kremlin.

I have a student who was adopted from Onfim's same town. I'm going to have to work Onfim into a culture day lesson.
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Postby galactagogue » Wed Feb 10, 2016 10:23 pm

best bump
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Postby abs » Wed Feb 10, 2016 10:23 pm

holy hell, gershon, yes!! bless you
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Postby Berzelius Windrip » Wed Feb 10, 2016 10:26 pm

aw man onfim.
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Postby gershon » Wed Feb 10, 2016 10:52 pm

atomicbombshell wrote:holy hell, gershon, yes!! bless you


Haha, one more thing, I guess there were a few theatrical performances of Onfim's Tales in Novgorod:


ancient Rus, the legendary boy Onfim, mystery, adventure, danger, games etc.
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Postby abs » Wed Feb 10, 2016 11:22 pm

I'm dead. Officially dead.
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Postby Berzelius Windrip » Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:50 pm

non-medieval but p funny (twain): Image

not sure if we had manicules ImageImage

wonder what medieval scribes had to say about triple-maniculers
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anyway the only reason i made this post is as a pretext to post this:
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now im no expert but its probably a dongToggle Spoiler
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Postby Catullus » Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:12 pm

Looks like a dong, for sure. Finger dong.

Also, this rules:
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Postby abs » Tue Mar 01, 2016 4:06 pm

oh, shit, yes. totally dongs.
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Postby tex porneau » Tue Mar 01, 2016 4:12 pm

Catullus wrote:Looks like a dong, for sure. Finger dong.

Also, this rules:
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Postby abs » Tue Mar 01, 2016 4:18 pm

is it bad that these terrible memes are secretly delightful to me?

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Postby Petty » Fri Jun 17, 2016 9:18 am

My ex-Manager is now a big shot at a Inn of Court and today I went to visit him and have lunch and he showed me a manuscript by Francis Bacon that had doodles in a lot of the margins including a dwarf with an erection

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Postby abs » Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:34 pm

spook-times medieval art bump

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Postby Catullus » Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:45 pm

Any one of those would make a sick costume.
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Postby Dead_Wizard » Wed Oct 26, 2016 8:28 pm

it's so lame we switched to a Ham Brand's rendition of Satan vs. the medieval one. I prefer weird monster heads barfing more weird monster heads.
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Postby internethandle » Thu Oct 27, 2016 1:40 am

pierrot wrote:onfim rules. gonna name my first child onfim.


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