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Postby blab » Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:37 pm

haha hell ya

i'm starting to get it! killed both black knights. found blacksmith of astora, got wrecked by that big fucker down there...gunna go check out undead parish. depending on how i'm feeling, i might go back to capra demon

i took a nap and the capra demon was in my dream. it was chasing me!!!
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:38 pm

new half life news is making me feel funny

if this is like a legit AAA game , i might buy a new PC for it
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Postby john plainman 2 » Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:57 pm

xxx-xxx-xxxx wrote:new half life news is making me feel funny

if this is like a legit AAA game , i might buy a new PC for it


have you heard of Stadia
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Postby meeshpotato » Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:17 pm

blab wrote:haha hell ya

i'm starting to get it! killed both black knights. found blacksmith of astora, got wrecked by that big fucker down there...gunna go check out undead parish. depending on how i'm feeling, i might go back to capra demon

i took a nap and the capra demon was in my dream. it was chasing me!!!


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Postby broodstar » Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:29 pm

im starting fallen order it pretty good

but also now kinda intrigued by jedi academy and rune classic
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Postby notblues » Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:33 am

why can't it just be half life 3

why do this
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Postby Marcus » Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:00 am

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Postby Shotfrog » Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:19 am

blab wrote:do people just like, play this game w/o needing to watch hours of walk thru stuff to not suck

I genuinely spent weeks reading guides and watching videos before I ever started playing. It was worth it.
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Postby garbiel » Tue Nov 19, 2019 11:22 am

notblues wrote:why can't it just be half life 3

why do this


I had this initial reaction but remember, Valve used the release of HL2 to get everyone on to Steam when it was a huge piece of shit. A big Half Life release tied in to software/hardware that basically no one uses it actually very on brand for them.
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Postby Kenny » Tue Nov 19, 2019 11:33 am

I don't really think Valve is excited to make games anymore, it seems like someone got excited enough about VR to slap Half Life on it
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Postby chairkicker » Tue Nov 19, 2019 11:57 am

god i'm gonna have to buy an index
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:06 pm

wonder if this ushers in the next orange box, except it's all VR
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Postby Kenny » Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:08 pm

Even without being VR, I think the world needs Left 4 Dead 3 more than it needs Half Life 3 :ugeek:
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Postby chairkicker » Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:49 pm

whatabout tim wrote:
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Hmmmmm


Wonder if this is why the old camposanto team scrubbed their new game from their twitter profiles recently?

does this mean valve bought campo santo to develop hl vr's script? because goddammit that does not bode well. but then again, who knows
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Postby blab » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:13 pm

dark souls update:

said fuck it to capra demon for now. cleared undead parish. freed knight fella. returned to firelink shrine, gave fire spirit to the mute lady, talked to the knight by the fire to get his reward. planning on summoning him and sun dude to fight bell gargoyles tonight. gunna ring that mf bell.
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Postby blab » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:14 pm

i got a black knight shield which i think blocks fire so i should be gucci on the gargoyles. is it super lucky or lame that i got two black knight shield drops. wish i got the great sword. so, before i knew about stats, i was sticking all my levels in strength (it's at 25. now i'm leveling vitality and endurance). now that i know a little more, it looks like the weapons i should aim for are the butcher sword then some kind of big ass axe after that.
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Postby blab » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:16 pm

i can't figure out if the bell gargoyle drops the tail axe no matter what, or if you have to whack it's tail, so i'm gunna try to whack it's tail a lot to get the axe
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Postby john plainman 2 » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:17 pm

it's not optimal but big weapons are so fun

you'll fight more black knights. the halberd is a GREAT weapon and super fun if it drops
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Postby john plainman 2 » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:17 pm

blab wrote:i can't figure out if the bell gargoyle drops the tail axe no matter what, or if you have to whack it's tail, so i'm gunna try to whack it's tail a lot to get the axe


u gotta whack the tail.

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Postby blab » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:18 pm

i could use a tip: i'm heavy as fuck and can't roll. part of that is my black knight shield. but if i take off all my armor and be naked i think i can move decently fast. is there another way to gain speed, or should i just play nekkid?
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Postby blab » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:19 pm

john plainman 2 wrote:it's not optimal but big weapons are so fun

you'll fight more black knights. the halberd is a GREAT weapon and super fun if it drops


i figured i would have to do big weps since i went hard in strength. then again, after killing the next two bosses, i might be able to even my levels out. i'm a warrior with like 17 vitality, 16 endurance, 25 str (default dex and everything else)
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Postby blab » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:20 pm

Shotfrog wrote:
blab wrote:do people just like, play this game w/o needing to watch hours of walk thru stuff to not suck

I genuinely spent weeks reading guides and watching videos before I ever started playing. It was worth it.


hell ya i'm kinda hooked on the dark souls wiki atm. there's so much info to this game, i love it. i'm already pre-sad about one day finishing it. hoping there's more switch games that get me hooked like this!!
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Postby conductor » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:24 pm

this absolutely has to be the dumbest shit I've ever encountered in a game
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Postby conductor » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:27 pm

alright... I think I actually quit.
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Postby john plainman 2 » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:31 pm

blab wrote:i could use a tip: i'm heavy as fuck and can't roll. part of that is my black knight shield. but if i take off all my armor and be naked i think i can move decently fast. is there another way to gain speed, or should i just play nekkid?


there's gear to help you stay light. if you can beat Havel (big man with big maul) at the bottom of the tower in undead burg before the bridge boss, his ring makes you SUPER light.

tbh going naked is fine and fun. maybe just wear heavy leggings and helmet and show off that sexy hollowed bod?
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Postby john plainman 2 » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:33 pm

don't need armor if ur never hit :)
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Postby blab » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:50 pm

one more question. should i get a case for my nintendo switch? i've been wrapping it up in a dish towel and putting it in my backpack. should i worry about the screen getting scratched and stuff?

the only thing i understand about that fallout 4 clip is that you need to become an electrician to play
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Postby blab » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:50 pm

i'm loving my switch. i haven't played games regularly in like....a decade. played some WoW last year, played some counterstrike and rocket league, but now i'm sooo into PvE and my switch. i think i wanna get diablo 3 next???
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Postby blab » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:53 pm

john plainman 2 wrote:don't need armor if ur never hit :)


this doesn't apply to me at all!!!
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Postby broodstar » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:53 pm

xposting in the nintendo thread prob has some experts on the issue
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