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Postby Amblin » Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:41 pm

who is the bad guy in this
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:43 pm

Amblin wrote:who is the bad guy in this


check this out... they're all bad guys
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Postby Amblin » Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:44 pm

even cena is bad?
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:47 pm

Amblin wrote:who is the bad guy in this


darkenstein, the ruler of evil
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Postby odilon redon » Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:14 pm

that suicide club trailer landed with a thud for me
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Postby davideotape » Sat Mar 27, 2021 9:33 pm

im almost 2 hours into Man of Steel and 2gin and tonics and so far my only beef with this movie is his parents being a bit too overprotective in their advice but not in action... and i remember supes just doesn’t gaf about who dies during battle wrt civilians so im bracing myself for that. but maybe the ridiculousness of justice league, a year of no real cinema blockbusters, and 4 years of trump lowered my standards and the overton window is real but im enjoying this.

edit:i mean... they send the villains into the phantom zone in giant dildos... how is this not good?

literally at the 2 hour mark they couldve just called it, and put zod back into a giant penis but it had to be snydered and we get 30 mins of just amazing punching and city destruction, millions dead
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Postby avenue » Sat Mar 27, 2021 11:01 pm

That's fucken Starro in the Suicide Squad trailer right?
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Postby saranclaps » Sat Mar 27, 2021 11:53 pm

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huh had no idea he was on the office
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Postby Swelling Itching Brain » Sun Mar 28, 2021 3:45 am

That new stupid suicide squad movie is the most appealing superhero movie since venom and that other Harley Quinn one

I never watched the first ss but now I can just forget it existed
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Postby Milk » Sun Mar 28, 2021 4:05 am

The trailer makes it look about as bad as the first SS imo. Also, visually it looks like ass.
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Postby Drinky » Sun Mar 28, 2021 11:24 am

Someone definitely needs to reign in Gunn's joke writing. I want to like this movie, and I was fine with the first half of that trailer.

It would be impossible for this to be worse than the first SS which I actually thought was even worse than Whedon's JL.
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Postby DubaiDutyFree » Tue Mar 30, 2021 1:47 pm

I've been watching this Snyder cut for 7hrs now and somehow still have 2hrs left in the movie
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Postby DubaiDutyFree » Tue Mar 30, 2021 4:17 pm

the last one hour. My Man. All Right 8-)
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Postby virile » Tue Mar 30, 2021 4:41 pm

yeah that SS trailer looks fun as hell and i hate hate hated the first one

fucking starro
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Postby MikeyJ » Tue Mar 30, 2021 5:04 pm

my first introduction to DCEU was the snyder cut. one question, when is steppenwolf finally getting his own movie
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Postby Bartatua » Tue Mar 30, 2021 5:08 pm

DubaiDutyFree wrote:the last one hour. My Man. All Right 8-)


just finished today

i liked the aspect ratio

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Postby Swelling Itching Brain » Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:39 am

I hope Scorsese does a fuckin eight hour cut of the Irishman
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Postby mystery meat » Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:21 am

Martian Manhunter the sickliest gray-green why do these movies just annihilate color
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Postby tgk » Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:26 am

Swelling Itching Brain wrote:I hope Scorsese does a fuckin eight hour cut of the Irishman


we already suffered enough from the first cut
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Postby A WOMAN IN TROUBLE » Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:22 pm

i think this may have kinda been discussed many pages back, but are any of the more recent animated batman movies worth watching, or kinda whack akin to the horny joker movie
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Postby reversemigraine » Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:23 pm

I just realized that we haven't heard from Todd yet.
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Postby virile » Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:30 pm

A WOMAN IN TROUBLE wrote:i think this may have kinda been discussed many pages back, but are any of the more recent animated batman movies worth watching, or kinda whack akin to the horny joker movie




kinda cheeseballs but i dug this
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Postby Swelling Itching Brain » Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:15 am

mystery meat wrote:Martian Manhunter the sickliest gray-green why do these movies just annihilate color

that's kinda how comic books have looked since the 00s isn't it?

so much shitty photoshopping layers

bring back halftone dots and dithering
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Postby walt » Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:55 am

My hot take here is i had more fun watching this big, self-serious, goofy, lunkhead spectacle than i did watching wandavision.
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Postby pzadvance » Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:28 pm


Both kinda obvious calls i guess
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Postby reversemigraine » Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:33 pm

Yeah. New Gods was always a long shot but I had hoped Ava and King could crack it.
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Postby reversemigraine » Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:36 pm

That article just reminded me that The Batman still isn't coming out for another year.
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Postby reversemigraine » Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:37 pm

Huh -- has WB ever said explicitly that The Batman takes place on Earth-2 anytime before today?
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Postby reversemigraine » Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:39 pm

Seems dumb that Black Adam and Shazam 2 are separate movies but there's no room for a New Gods movie, but after reading that purported plot description of Eternals I get that Cosmic Kirby is hard to get right.
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Postby Ron » Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:06 pm

Until just now I thought Black Adam was Shazam 2. Weird.
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