TRUE DETECTIVE - TEAM BIG JESUS MOOD

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

What's going down at trash man's place

Boom Boom Bang Bang
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Big Jesus rising
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He ate the bones
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Postby soft milk » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:02 pm

buzz, does being the dumbest most boring dipshit on a website full of them make your dick hard or something
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Postby soft milk » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:03 pm

*extremely buzz voice* I WAS RIGHT ABOUT RUSTY COHLE

*posts mueller siren from the trump thread*
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Postby soft milk » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:04 pm

you're my least favourite person in a place that includes loaf angel but i at least hope loaf does alright irl.
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:11 pm

listen, he won. don't be bitter ratbags
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Postby soft milk » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:12 pm

i can be bitter whenever the fuck i want i don't give a fuck
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:12 pm

super gas is gonna get his comeuppance too when a bag full of family bones shows up in the finale
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:16 pm

should i watch this
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:17 pm

theres just no way im going to
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Postby soft milk » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:17 pm

I Am The True Detective Thread
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Postby soft milk » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:17 pm

palmer eldritch wrote:should i watch this


just watch season 2
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Postby soft milk » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:18 pm

i will congratulate buzz on his new parking space

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Postby NegativeCapability » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:21 pm

Here's a NEW spoiler and holy shit you won't see this one coming at all I can't fucking believe they went in that direction :shock: :

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Postby dada » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:53 pm

pinkerton wrote:So Hays figured everything out, but then got blackmailed by Hoyt. Then he forgot about that at some point and now he’s trying to solve the murders again? Or at least find Julie?Toggle Spoiler


I would like this
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:07 pm

isn't that the plot of Memento
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Postby Reliable Tradesman » Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:15 pm

'Why are you still here? Why don't you move into the city?'

'Someone has to remember what happened here...'



Chills.
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Postby Reliable Tradesman » Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:17 pm

Time is a flat insignia.
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Postby big zorb » Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:49 pm

Reliable Tradesman wrote:'Why are you still here? Why don't you move into the city?'

'Someone has to remember what happened here...'



Chills.


this lady definitely seems involved. also some redditors think that she gave amelia the wrong/a different picture (which she technically did) but then hayes uses and looks at the original one so i think it was just a continuity error. still, this lady seems like she's up to something to me.Toggle Spoiler
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Postby aububs » Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:54 pm

big zorb wrote:
Reliable Tradesman wrote:'Why are you still here? Why don't you move into the city?'

'Someone has to remember what happened here...'



Chills.


this lady definitely seems involved. also some redditors think that she gave amelia the wrong/a different picture (which she technically did) but then hayes uses and looks at the original one so i think it was just a continuity error. still, this lady seems like she's up to something to me.Toggle Spoiler


i was convinced when the lady said "promise me you'll bring the photo back tomorrow", when amelia came back she'd be killed by the one-eyed man.Toggle Spoiler but now i don't know

i liked this ep. michael rooker is gonna be good fun
no buddy not really
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Postby big zorb » Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:57 pm

dada wrote:
pinkerton wrote:So Hays figured everything out, but then got blackmailed by Hoyt. Then he forgot about that at some point and now he’s trying to solve the murders again? Or at least find Julie?Toggle Spoiler


I would like this


doesn't look like we're getting that

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Postby mellowgold » Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:21 pm

thank you kind sir
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:22 pm

hey ratbags dont blame ol buzz for rust cohle being shown in this season as i predicted before the season started, take it up with the pizza man
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Postby soft milk » Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:26 pm

i hope your penis turns into a scorpion and then stings you on the hand
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Postby big zorb » Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:30 pm

mellowgold wrote:thank you kind sir


important to be formal when conversing with tv writer legend nicholas pizzalately
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Postby rich uncle skeleton » Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:54 pm

Yeah this season has turned out really well. Like the 1st season it turns out that the True Detective is the performances and not the pizz's writing, which has admittedly grown on me. Hope he's not gonna fuck with the formula again and keeps churning these out for a few more seasons before making something completely unwatchable again
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Postby davideotape » Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:11 pm

no offense to people who wouldve been satisfied with him not remembering he solved the case but... im so glad that isnt going to happen, it wouldve felt so silly and unrealistic no matter how it was delivered. at some point in his lucid phases it would’ve occurred to him that he solved the biggest case in his life that literally everyones asking about and he’s reuniting with his partner he hasnt seen in decades over.... unless he got hit in the head with a bat and woke up with amnesia or some shit.
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Postby big zorb » Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:12 pm

davideotape wrote:no offense to people who wouldve been satisfied with him not remembering he solved the case but... im so glad that isnt going to happen, it wouldve felt so silly and unrealistic no matter how it was delivered. at some point in his lucid phases it would’ve occurred to him that he solved the biggest case in his life that literally everyones asking about and he’s reuniting with his partner he hasnt seen in decades over.... unless he got hit in the head with a bat and woke up with amnesia or some shit.


what if he got hit with a bone, though
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Postby soft milk » Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:14 pm

*a rooster walks into a buffalo wild wing and sees someone devouring 2 pounds*

rooster: the bones of my family...
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Postby iambic » Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:14 pm

people come up with some very weird versions of this show in their head

I feel the same way about He Forgot He Already Solved It or The Interviewer is Actually Julie the way I did about Rustin Cohle Will Battle Cthulhu
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Postby soft milk » Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:15 pm

its the same type of people that complain about "plot holes" in stuff
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Postby big zorb » Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:18 pm

iambic wrote:people come up with some very weird versions of this show in their head

I feel the same way about He Forgot He Already Solved It or The Interviewer is Actually Julie the way I did about Rustin Cohle Will Battle Cthulhu


yeah pizza has been very vocal and open about how this season is way more about the hayes family and their dynamics and less about some sprawling conspiracy/insanely hard-to-solve case. this isn't season one. i'd say we basically know what happened at this point.
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