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Postby dankstank » Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:51 pm

Always carry a bottle with me whenever im out just for protection. Someone trying to mug me? no problem give them the sriracha and they'll leave satisfied.
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Postby dcm » Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:59 pm

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The wildly popular hot sauce (pronounced SIR-rotch-ah), which has hit like a societal tsunami over the past few years, is showing up this weekend in two new Subway sandwiches.


Are there people who don't know how to pronounce sriracha in 2013?


Know a few people who pronounce it sir-rahtch-ee and it never ceases to blow my mind.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:42 pm



SRIRACHA THE MOVIE
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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:43 pm

mmm delicious must watch
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Postby tth » Sat May 10, 2014 8:10 pm

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Postby murray st. » Sat May 10, 2014 8:12 pm

classic twist ending, 5/5 stars
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Postby gauchebag » Sat May 10, 2014 8:35 pm

damn i want a slice o that chick
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Postby adamtrask » Sat May 10, 2014 8:40 pm

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I know the guy who makes this shit. He's a minor celebrity within the Nantucket food scene.

Curiously enough, he trained as a pastry chef.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat May 10, 2014 8:57 pm

adamtrask wrote:
dog liver wrote:Image


I know the guy who makes this shit. He's a minor celebrity within the Nantucket food scene.

Curiously enough, he trained as a pastry chef.


Saucier has always been the ultimate hipster chef ambition

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Postby Johan POOPLER » Sat May 10, 2014 9:11 pm

why you payed for the whole bottle of sauce?? mostly it's water

just get three peppers in a bowl and jam em all up into a jelly. you'll feel so much smarter, much healthy option
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Postby bongzilla420 » Sat May 10, 2014 9:54 pm

A cool prank is to, at a restaurant, put a buncha hot sauce on some one's food if they aren't around but in a way where they don't know. (This works best on sandwiches)Just load that fucker up with hot sauce and then your buddy bites his food and its fucking ruined. He can't eat it because you've made it disgusting. I suggest doing this at expensive places. One trip to the bathroom and your friend is out 15-25 bucks and you're laughing for days at how fucking dumb he is. Heavy Metal Greg won't even eatin my apartment that is how often I have owned him with this one easy trick.

EDIT: Do not use siracha for this. That sauce rules and no one is ever upset by its addition.
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Postby Grey Poupon » Sat May 10, 2014 10:28 pm

when it comes to pho I choose this over sriracha every time, much smokiness much flavour
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Postby gauchebag » Sat May 10, 2014 10:29 pm

seriously though

that girl

and her sister

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Postby deadwolfbones » Fri May 23, 2014 2:00 pm

dead was real dumb
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Postby frito pie country » Fri May 23, 2014 2:16 pm

deadwolfbones wrote:http://www.businessinsider.com/tabasco- ... uce-2014-5


omg they cite tiger droppings
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Postby dog liver » Fri May 23, 2014 2:30 pm

adamtrask wrote:
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I know the guy who makes this shit. He's a minor celebrity within the Nantucket food scene.

Curiously enough, he trained as a pastry chef.


fuck that guy
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Postby kid8 » Fri May 23, 2014 2:41 pm

but did you guys put it on leftover pizza though?
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Postby Pashmina » Fri May 23, 2014 4:42 pm

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omg they cite tiger droppings


And the oatmeal

I still don't even really know what it tastes like, but we go through the big things of their chili garlic sauce like nothing.
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Postby deadwolfbones » Fri Jun 06, 2014 6:30 am

Tried 14 different srirachas on Wednesday. It was really something.
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Jun 06, 2014 7:48 am

Does Tabasco really have "infinite resources"?
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Postby number none » Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:03 am

they're more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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Postby lockheed's old roommate » Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:07 am

the white people in that documentary trailer are the whitest people they could find "YUMMY"

i think the moral of this thread is that white people ruin everything.

edit: everybody hates white people including other white people
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Postby lockheed's old roommate » Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:10 am

suburban white culture is like a black hole that consumes everything good around it. white culture is anti-culture
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Postby lockheed's old roommate » Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:10 am

this hot sauce is just another example of it
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Postby lockheed's old roommate » Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:11 am

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Postby lockheed's old roommate » Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:11 am

it is tasty though,

but no where near the best. cant even come close to anything homemade
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Postby lockheed's old roommate » Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:13 am

my mexican aunt flew from new mexico and brought home grown habeneros from her garden and made me a blended salsa when I was 12 which birthed my love for not just hot sauce but all forms of spicy food.
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Postby lockheed's old roommate » Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:13 am

indian curries are better than anything with sriracha on it
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Postby lockheed's old roommate » Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:14 am

si chuan chinese is good too
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Postby nakedlunch » Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:20 am

did lockheed move out because he couldn't take these rants anymore?
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