Breaking Madden - and other Jon Bois' things

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Postby grayfox » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:10 pm

I searched and only saw it mentioned in a handful of NFL weekly threads, but I think it deserves a wider look.

http://www.sbnation.com/breaking-madden

This guy heavily edits players or removes rules and it creates some insane moments.

here's a guy with 0 in every stat category trying to tackle tom brady:
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here's tony gonzalez trucking the same player to the ground 3 times on the same possession:
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a team of 44 greg shianos:
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Postby grayfox » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:13 pm

i should note that the way these are written are genuinely hilarious as well. don't just watch the gifs
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Postby grayfox » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:15 pm

that was one of my favorite moments. dude just wanted some gatorade
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Postby bongo » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:20 pm

this could just be a general stat/moveset modding thread really
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Postby patrick cokane? » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:23 pm

is that thread of Fifa physics glitches still kicking around somewhere?
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Postby ecto » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:13 pm

the preview for the bo jackson one was so good

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Postby grayfox » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:37 pm

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this was remarkable.
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Postby VHB » Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:00 pm

I confess I'm slightly disappointed this isn't about a Breaking Bad Parody centered around John Madden as the main character.

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Postby ecto » Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:00 pm

i think bois has more earnest fun on twitter than anyone else on earth
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Postby murray st. » Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:16 pm

the pat mcafee one is amazing. bois is a really funny dude, i used to read him when progressive boink was actually a thing outside of the sbnation umbrella, good shit
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Postby edgeev » Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:47 pm

His Jim Thome AIM chats were the greatest sports comedy bits of all time
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Postby fuckles » Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:01 pm

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Postby patrick cokane? » Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:07 pm

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Postby ecto » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:17 pm



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Postby qwerty » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:24 am

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Postby vhg » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:59 am

yeah that was beautiful

for a minute I forgot I was watching a trailer for a thing where a guy messes with the settings on a football video game and makes gifs
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Postby ashtrayheart » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:03 am

bois is the best follow i ever made on twitter
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Postby ashtrayheart » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:03 am

his super bowl information post from last year was exactly my sense of humor. and all his farve coverage.
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Postby grayfox » Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:16 am

Can't wait for the episode today
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Postby The Priest » Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:25 am

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Postby grayfox » Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:06 pm

holy shit, the thing in the middle of the empty field.

top of the page, adding the link:

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