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Postby Brouhaha » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:00 am

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the cauliflower gnocchi is pretty great. cooked it frozen, right into the pan with a bit of olive oil, and topped with baby tomatoes, garlic, and carmelized onions that i'd cooked down for a bit. way better than cauliflower rice.

https://www.wellandgood.com/good-food/cauliflower-gnocchi-how-to-cook/
make it mild

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Postby Brouhaha » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:02 am

Brouhaha wrote:tried the dark chocolate sunflower seed cups, not bad


https://www.popsugar.com/fitness/Trader-Joe-Vegan-Sunflower-Seed-Butter-Cups-45665659
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Postby super gas » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:37 am

my tj has stopped carrying the horseradish chips, this year is off to a shit start
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Postby Shalabi » Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:08 pm

these are a 9/10:

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Postby rich uncle skeleton » Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:12 pm

Those are Takis
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Postby shankly » Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:21 pm

Fuck yes I’m buying the TJs Takis
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Postby jbiz » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:59 am

super gas wrote:we need some pictures of this shit


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it's like a pancake poundcake

its really good. i fried some up in a little butter for breakfast yesterday. toaster oven would probably work well too. kids loved it.
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:28 am

I'm gonna run through a loaf of sourdough every few days, I think
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Postby chowder julius » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:13 pm

just burned a piece of that in my toaster and now my apartment stinks
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Postby warmjets » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:26 pm

rich uncle skeleton wrote:Those are Takis


Yup lol
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Postby chowder julius » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:29 pm

i really love the pesto pizza w the broccoli and tomatoes but it's just so WET. i tried cooking it longer and the crust got crispy but the pizza was just... wet. i feel like i shouldn't have to troubleshoot a frozen pizza this much
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Postby Autarch » Sat Jan 19, 2019 6:23 pm

yo, how good is simpler times lager?
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Postby pink snake » Sat Jan 19, 2019 6:36 pm

I like Simple Times beer just fine.
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Postby deadwolfbones » Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:18 pm

It's bad but it's beer.
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Postby Shalabi » Sun Jan 20, 2019 1:03 am

warmjets wrote:
rich uncle skeleton wrote:Those are Takis


Yup lol


never even heard of these until now. don don'd.
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Postby Brouhaha » Sun Jan 20, 2019 1:05 am

They're not actually Takis, look at the ingredients on a bag sometime, TJ doesn't carry shit with preservatives and artificial flavors/colors
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Postby guidance » Sun Jan 20, 2019 1:46 am

not as good as takis imo
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Postby deadwolfbones » Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:57 am

Strong showing for Trader Joe's in this Wirecutter guide: https://thewirecutter.com/blog/game-day ... foods-365/
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Postby feaxfang » Wed Jan 23, 2019 1:13 pm

Love the TJ's takis. Also put some carrot cake spread on biscuits Saturday morning and was pretty blow away as I do not like carrot cake.
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Postby shizaam » Wed Jan 23, 2019 1:17 pm

Brouhaha wrote:
shizaam wrote:the cauliflower gnocchi is pretty great. cooked it frozen, right into the pan with a bit of olive oil, and topped with baby tomatoes, garlic, and carmelized onions that i'd cooked down for a bit. way better than cauliflower rice.

https://www.wellandgood.com/good-food/cauliflower-gnocchi-how-to-cook/

nice, yeah. the sweet potato gnocchi are pretty great too
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:33 pm

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the blueberry lavender almond drink is lovely. subtle and chuggable


this stuff is indeed extremely poundable, good looking out
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:50 am

That smoked english cheddar with chives and spring onions is boss as hell. I made a grilled cheese with that and a double cream gouda and it was amazing
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Postby pink snake » Sun Jan 27, 2019 6:41 pm

Wow those meatless meatballs are awful. Very bready and weird tasting.
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Postby brent » Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:25 pm

the dark chocolate sunflower seed butter cups are so fucking good
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Postby chowder julius » Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:33 pm

i'm addicted to the crunchy peas

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Postby chowder julius » Tue Jan 29, 2019 10:43 pm

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Postby Hugh » Tue Jan 29, 2019 10:45 pm

pink snake wrote:Wow those meatless meatballs are awful. Very bready and weird tasting.


i like them :D
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Postby saranclaps » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:40 pm

chowder julius wrote:i'm addicted to the crunchy peas

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Non-TJs rec, but I go through at least one bag of Harvest Snaps a week. https://harvestsnaps.com/
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Postby deadwolfbones » Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:29 pm

If you like smoked salmon, consider trying the smoked rainbow trout. It's cheaper and slightly less fishy. More delicious, IMO.
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Postby grayfox » Tue Feb 05, 2019 5:02 pm

really was not a fan of that blueberry lavender almond milk.
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