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Postby Nice Pete » Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:52 pm






If I'd previously been one to leave The Joy of Painting on in the background for its soothing properties, I would've replaced it with these reviews. As it stands, TheReportOfTheWeek is the The Joy of Painting I've never had.
how dare you, bro
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Postby mancubz » Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:19 pm

i love how he eats wings with a fork and his fingers
"i use a fork for the stability. and i touch it just for the sake of doing so"
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Postby comet » Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:47 pm

they sell rip it at the new bodega on my block. i think it was 99 cents. fucking awful piss energy drink. review over
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Postby worrywort » Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:54 pm

clearly taking a passive aggressive shot at thefoodreviewer's fat and sloppy style
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Postby beave » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:04 pm

i knew bob ross and this guy is no bob ross
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Postby Wilderness » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:11 pm

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Postby Nice Pete » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:19 pm

Wilderness wrote:Image


Oh wow
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Postby adamtrask » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:22 pm

This is what happens when kids grow up with Mad Men as their favorite show.
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Postby wlad » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:28 pm

Really like this boy's style. especially in the second vid. Never seen potential like this
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Postby Nice Pete » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:31 pm

pizza.net wrote:Really like this boy's style. especially in the second vid. Never seen potential like this


Two things I just noticed from that video:
1) Camo-print mousepad
2) How long his fucking fingers are, damn
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Postby leftproofbox » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:33 pm

dude really can't wrap his mind around a cookie
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Postby wlad » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:35 pm

spider hands
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Postby wlad » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:36 pm

Im not joking this guy is powerful
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Postby Guffaw » Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:07 pm

I'm embarrassed that these vids gave me ASMR
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Postby wlad » Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:19 pm

Good let it wash over u
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Postby Crisco Disco » Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:30 pm

i think his pizza review was linked in the pizza thread.

anyway i could watch this kid all day
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Postby Nice Pete » Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:33 pm

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Postby wlad » Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:35 pm

*toss*
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Postby Johan POOPLER » Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:36 pm

christ that would make an incredible av
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Postby Crisco Disco » Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:38 pm

"a large public outcry" for him to review the papa john's cookie
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:41 pm

hell yeah forgot to subscribe this dude and haven't thought about him since. glad to have him back in my life
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Postby wlad » Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:42 pm

pizza.net wrote:*toss*
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Postby polygone » Sun Feb 16, 2014 12:27 am

am fucking stoked you guys back this dude. considered making a thread as well.

watching report of the week has become an integral part of my weekend and i really hope i get to meet him one day and discuss taco bell. i have a lot to say.
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Postby Uppercrust » Sun Feb 16, 2014 12:43 am

what's the stolen concept jerkstore?
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Postby Johan POOPLER » Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:31 am

jstore i think he's puttin a twist on it

like the concept is shamelessly stolen but armageddon ganked deep impact and still managed to make a great film. hes got his whole sci-fi kinda thing going on. the way he takes the food out of the bag with a hint of menace makes you feel like youre being debriefed/interrogated by a majestic agent and they're starving you to make you talk and then he just wordlessly eats this stuff in front of you to taunt you. and the numbers station thing is a pretty good touch too. he's doin solid genre pieces even if you were the first one to make the genre.
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i dunno. it's a very sad aspect of our nature, but also one of the foundations of love

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Postby Uppercrust » Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:41 am

naw, poopler jerkstore invented and copyrighted eating food for the pleasure of other people On-Line. expect this guy's complete videography to be wiped fucking clean within the month. duh.
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Postby Johan POOPLER » Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:57 am

i mean i def remember that ice cream vid all this time later and i dont remember anyone else doin art-eating before jstore so i'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt here. probably a pretty seminal character in the story of art-eating. but where would punk be if we just said "oh, sex pistols invented it, we better stay away from that raw youthful sound"?
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Postby Uppercrust » Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:01 am

what do you think the chances are of jerkstore even being on this kid's radar.
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