c - Miss_Anthropocene (2019)

[ripersnifle]

it was a weird don don when i realized that her Mom was Sandy Garossino (i don't expect this to mean anything to non-Canadian non-extremely online non-media people)
https://observer.com/2018/05/elon-musk-grimes-mother-sandy-garossino-journalist/
(Sandy's Tesla tweets linked in that are funny)

[came to wreck]

you are not allowed to have an opinion on grimes if you have ever contributed to a weezer thread

[NegativeCapability]

Rivers Cuomo has the worst twitter and he's also the worst.

[Bad Craziness]

grimes
ADIDAS: Tell us about ur training regiment ?

GRIMES: My training is a 360 approach. I first maintain a healthy cellular routine where I maximize the function of my mitochondria with supplements such as NAD+, Acetyl L-Carnitine, Magnesium, etc. This helps promote ATP and it’s incredibly visceral. From that point I spend 2-4 hours in my deprivation tank, this allows me to “astro-glide” to other dimensions - past, present, and future.
In the afternoons I do a 1-2 hour sword fighting session with my trainer, James Lew, we go over the fundamentals that work the obliques, core stabilizes, and triceps as well as a few tricks. To wind down from this I spend 30-45 minutes on an inclined hike at roughly 4-4.5 miles per hour, arguably the most efficient workout.

I then spend 45 minutes stretching before heading into the studio where my mind and body are functioning at peak level, with a neuroplastic goal between 57.5 and 71.5 AphC’s (which is my preferred range for my blood type). I’ve outfitted my studio with the highest grade of red light. It is pretty much 1000 sqf IR Sauna.
Hana then comes over and we do a screaming session for 20-25 minutes while I slow boil the honey tea that maximizes vocal proficiency.

I have also eliminated all blue light from my vision through an experimental surgery that removes the top film of my eyeball and replaces it with an orange ultra-flex polymer that my friend and I made in the lab this past winter as a means to cure seasonal depression.

I go to bed with a humidifier on.

#asmc #adidasparley #gentrifymordor #hipsterelves
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[Bad Craziness]

a lot to unpack here

[ripersnifle]

i love the "humidifier" comment after everything preceding it haha
i'm actually amped for this record now

[tricksforchips]

Surely that can’t be real.

[chimp]

no, it's totally real

[tricksforchips]

I just drink like 12 beers.

[loaf angel]

after everything the past year or so, that's pretty funny and self-aware of her

[blurst of times]

Grimes is cyberpunk Mark Wahlberg??

[A WOMAN IN TROUBLE]

was really hoping this would be a new music / track list whatever bump

[dogshower]

Takes a real friend to help restore the film to your eyeballs

[can]

arguably the most efficient workout

[Milquetoaster Strudels]

Sick tribal tats

[naturemorte]

this person sucks

[computer problems]

in the context of c's at least im not fat comments an adidas deal sucks. the album will unfortunately be better than charli though

[Kenny]

That's one of the first things I've liked from her in a while

[marble]

Lmao good post tbh!

[warmjets]

yeah idk is that real, i have no idea anymore

[computer problems]

there is an idea of a c, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

[Feech La Manna]

Sounds like some Jack Dorsey shit

[ashtrayheart]

really came around on we appreciate power

[terminus]

nah that song is the opposite of a grower

[sliiimer]

That song came out 9 months ago.

[galactagogue]

grimes
ADIDAS: Tell us about ur training regiment ?

GRIMES: My training is a 360 approach. I first maintain a healthy cellular routine where I maximize the function of my mitochondria with supplements such as NAD+, Acetyl L-Carnitine, Magnesium, etc. This helps promote ATP and it’s incredibly visceral. From that point I spend 2-4 hours in my deprivation tank, this allows me to “astro-glide” to other dimensions - past, present, and future.
In the afternoons I do a 1-2 hour sword fighting session with my trainer, James Lew, we go over the fundamentals that work the obliques, core stabilizes, and triceps as well as a few tricks. To wind down from this I spend 30-45 minutes on an inclined hike at roughly 4-4.5 miles per hour, arguably the most efficient workout.

I then spend 45 minutes stretching before heading into the studio where my mind and body are functioning at peak level, with a neuroplastic goal between 57.5 and 71.5 AphC’s (which is my preferred range for my blood type). I’ve outfitted my studio with the highest grade of red light. It is pretty much 1000 sqf IR Sauna.
Hana then comes over and we do a screaming session for 20-25 minutes while I slow boil the honey tea that maximizes vocal proficiency.

I have also eliminated all blue light from my vision through an experimental surgery that removes the top film of my eyeball and replaces it with an orange ultra-flex polymer that my friend and I made in the lab this past winter as a means to cure seasonal depression.

I go to bed with a humidifier on.

#asmc #adidasparley #gentrifymordor #hipsterelves
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im late to this but the experimental eye surgery thing made me

[Milquetoaster Strudels]

Loving the idea of Grimes and Musk huddling in a lab like some idiotic hellworld versions of Peter Parker and Reed Richards trying to figure out a way to stare at their smartphones all day without experiencing eye strain

[Milk]

Reason #4567 why when the end comes we will have deserved it all.

[gskrap]

really came around on we appreciate power

did you have a traumatic brain injury

[bunejug]

New Music: Midnight
https://grimes.ffm.to/violence