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Postby Spotlight Kid » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:28 am

badhat wrote:why does the bike thread make you feel like a gumby?

we do talk about racing a f air bit but theres also a lot of helpful resources in there about bike selection and commuting. a lot of us are/were dedicated city commuters/


Probably because I am a gumby!
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Postby CoolRanch » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:28 am

is shake shack worth it
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Postby badhat » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:29 am

i am a casual racing fan and that takes up a lot of the column inches in there this time of year but i'm much more a commuter than anything else. we've helped out a ton of boarders get started commuting.
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Postby Spotlight Kid » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:29 am

CoolRanch wrote:is shake shack worth it


No
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Postby badhat » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:29 am

Spotlight Kid wrote:
badhat wrote:why does the bike thread make you feel like a gumby?

we do talk about racing a f air bit but theres also a lot of helpful resources in there about bike selection and commuting. a lot of us are/were dedicated city commuters/


Probably because I am a gumby!



well you're always welcome in there.

we're a friendly lot.
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Postby freestamp » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:50 am

Finally, a new thread to gentrify.
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Postby Secret Kastle » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:53 am

my cousin's future garage/post blackgaze amalgam band "Pervasive Stance" is playing at the Cakeshop in 2 weeks ya'all.
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Postby Pashmina » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:00 pm

What does that mean
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Postby gold and glass » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:10 pm

Heh... Sometimes this city is allllllright!
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Postby JUGLIFE » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:11 pm

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people are laughing at the ass/vagina of a statue made of sugar, wow what a controversy

its just that the only thing shittier than making light of powerful and troubling statements about america's shitty racial legacy is making everything about yourself

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Postby JUGLIFE » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:14 pm

some cockass punctured my tires when i had my bike locked up outside of broken land. in the 24 hours between that happening and me getting my tubes replaced i suffered a surprising degree of bike withdrawal.
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Postby prexy » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:17 pm

I'm moving today and I woke up to a call saying hello we want you to come in and work for us starting tomorrow!
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Postby gold and glass » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:34 pm

Only in New York!
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Postby gold and glass » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:35 pm

jugdishinformation.biz wrote:some cockass punctured my tires when i had my bike locked up outside of broken land. in the 24 hours between that happening and me getting my tubes replaced i suffered a surprising degree of bike withdrawal.


Heh, this would also only occur in New York :)
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Postby gold and glass » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:37 pm

*breathes in deeply* The Big Apple!
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Postby JUGLIFE » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:37 pm

sometimes i look out at the old new york city "skyline" and i say to myself, you know this city must have about a million stories in it
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Postby gold and glass » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:38 pm

Anyone wanna meet up to laugh at the mammy vagina?
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Postby gold and glass » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:40 pm

jugdishinformation.biz wrote:sometimes i look out at the old new york city "skyline" and i say to myself, you know this city must have about a million stories in it


It's true, check out humans of new york if you get a chance
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Postby gold and glass » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:41 pm

Can anyone recommend a good place to get turkey and Swiss cheese on just a basic roll?
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Postby gold and glass » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:42 pm

And some Cheetos maybe
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Postby gold and glass » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:42 pm

I'm in BushStuy, near Broadway Junction Town
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Postby prexy » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:44 pm

I've been thinking about "Morgan town" a lot.
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Postby prexy » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:44 pm

Out searchin for my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa
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Postby gold and glass » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:51 pm

Anyone wanna meet up to gaze solemnly at the mammy vagina?
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:51 pm

thread title needs something besides just the name
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Postby JUGLIFE » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:53 pm

New York: City of Mammy Poonanny
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Postby came to wreck » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:57 pm

gold and glass wrote:And some Cheetos maybe


its so hard to find the jalapeno cheddar cheetos here
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:57 pm

jugdish approve ne for yr group you dweeb
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Postby gold and glass » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:58 pm

The Dirty Turtle wrote:thread title needs something besides just the name


I'm thinking the word "official"
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if you guys are looking for a place to live this dudes dad owns half of Manhattan
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