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Postby galactagogue » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:58 pm

it's like we all moved into a new apartment at the same time.
Bob511 wrote:It's important to remember, though, that California has more psychologists than any other state.
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Postby galactagogue » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:59 pm

check out my 6th Floor thread with no A/C
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Postby comet » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:00 pm

"oh, your friend just fell"
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Postby galactagogue » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:02 pm

who drank all the seltzer?!
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Postby Secret Kastle » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:04 pm

Oh my god. You can buy FROZEN dumplings at Prosperity Dumplings.
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Postby prexy » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:15 pm

Secret Kastle wrote:Oh my god. You can buy FROZEN dumplings at Prosperity Dumplings.


:ahuh:

Fuuuuuuck I have to buy an A/C unit and I don't have any money
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Postby internetfriend » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:19 pm

if we collapse all the stories that are "get up, eat breakfast, go to work, come home, eat dinner, look at a screen, fall asleep" into one story, how many stories do you think this city really has? makes one think
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Postby Spotlight Kid » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:20 pm

came to wreck wrote:
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its so hard to find the jalapeno cheddar cheetos here



They don't even sell the fucking flaming hot with lime in the city
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Postby Uppercrust » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:26 pm

jugdishinformation.biz wrote:some cockass punctured my tires when i had my bike locked up outside of broken land. in the 24 hours between that happening and me getting my tubes replaced i suffered a surprising degree of bike withdrawal.

what's that? you got your pubes replaced? idiot.
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Postby rex » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:36 pm

What are you gonna do with frozen dumplings
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Postby internetfriend » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:39 pm

well, you could probably fry them or boil them
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Postby Dalen » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:41 pm

internetstrange wrote:if we collapse all the stories that are "get up, eat breakfast, go to work, come home, eat dinner, look at a screen, fall asleep" into one story, how many stories do you think this city really has? makes one think


damn, this is depressing.
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Postby Secret Kastle » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:48 pm

clown wrote:
Secret Kastle wrote:Oh my god. You can buy FROZEN dumplings at Prosperity Dumplings.


you can do it at Vanessa's too

always was like this


Prosperity just feels more... authentic man. Ya know what I mean?
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Postby galactagogue » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:50 pm

internetstrange wrote:if we collapse all the stories that are "get up, eat breakfast, go to work, come home, eat dinner, look at a screen, fall asleep" into one story, how many stories do you think this city really has? makes one think



not really. i prefer to think about the random reasons someone finds themselves totally outside those pretty commonplace routines and train rides.
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Postby jarsilver » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:00 pm

am i cool enough to be on the roll call
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Postby Secret Kastle » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:01 pm

I was an extra on episode 2 of the short lived HBO series "How to Make It in America". Kid Cudi said I had presence.
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Postby internetfriend » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:08 pm

galactagogue wrote:
internetstrange wrote:if we collapse all the stories that are "get up, eat breakfast, go to work, come home, eat dinner, look at a screen, fall asleep" into one story, how many stories do you think this city really has? makes one think



not really. i prefer to think about the random reasons someone finds themselves totally outside those pretty commonplace routines and train rides.

wow, that's beautiful. have you seen Bike Thieves?
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Postby Spotlight Kid » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:08 pm

rex wrote:What are you gonna do with frozen dumplings


Steam then pan sear on one side.
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Postby Secret Kastle » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:09 pm

clown wrote:
it's definitely the better of the two, if that's what you mean


I was inferring that the decor is probably more like what an actual dumpling shop on a bustling corner in Hong Kong actually looks like.
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Postby milknight » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:10 pm

i live here now and i never leave my apartment!
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Postby JUGLIFE » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:11 pm

Uppercrust wrote:
jugdishinformation.biz wrote:some cockass punctured my tires when i had my bike locked up outside of broken land. in the 24 hours between that happening and me getting my tubes replaced i suffered a surprising degree of bike withdrawal.

what's that? you got your pubes replaced? idiot.

yes. i now have cast iron pubes. will last me a lifetime and lend rich flavors to my nasty dick.
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Postby Pashmina » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:14 pm

nakedlunch wrote:

if you guys are looking for a place to live this dudes dad owns half of Manhattan



ah yes, the elusive Real New Yorker
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Postby gold and glass » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:14 pm

I love this damn town!!!
fuck you and your corporation
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Postby sympathy » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:14 pm

jarsilver wrote:am i cool enough to be on the roll call


Two requirements:

1. Live in NYC
2. Don't be pokethedoke
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Postby internetfriend » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:16 pm

ive never been to prosperity but i want to go there immediately because of u fucking payroll advertising corporate botheads
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Postby Pashmina » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:17 pm

can i request to have my name taken off the first post, i dont want to be associated with the current set of ny boarders
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Postby camping » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:30 pm

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Postby JUGLIFE » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:32 pm

well did they deserve it
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Postby Pashmina » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:33 pm

a crime in brooklyn????i thoguht we gentrified it????
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