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Postby broodstar » Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:22 am

you can make the game pretty easy on yourself by just killing everyone and taking all the shit as you see fit
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Postby Kenny » Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:37 am

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Postby chairkicker » Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:13 am

why are none of you playing impossible lair?
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Postby meeshpotato » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:07 pm

I would never let a golden deer or blue lion join my elite squad
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:41 pm



heads up for anyone that wants a cheap surprisingly well-made wooden arcade cabinet for their switch
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Postby quinine » Sun Oct 13, 2019 1:54 pm

an arcade cabinet with no controls?
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Sun Oct 13, 2019 4:47 pm

quinine wrote:an arcade cabinet with no controls?


well, detached joycons, but it's still kinda cool imo
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Postby pzadvance » Sun Oct 13, 2019 6:29 pm

chairkicker wrote:why are none of you playing impossible lair?

I am! It’s a pretty great dkc clone, especially loving it since i played tropical freeze back in the Wii U days so I’ve been jonesing for a new one. I like the idea of the expansive overworld but it sorta hinders the momentum id like to have jumping from level to level
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Postby Alice » Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:30 pm

I just preordered Luigi’s Mansion 3. I am so ready for some cute creepy crawlies and ghosties!

Dark Moon was a great game and it came out quite a while ago so I feel like it’s a safe bet this one won’t disappoint.
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Postby Alice » Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:31 pm

Also I’m a total sucker
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Postby tgk » Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:55 pm

Can't wait for Luigi's mansion 3. It looks incredibly fun. Hope I can beat links awakening by then, as a first timer it is by no means a short game.
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Postby Kenny » Mon Oct 14, 2019 6:52 am

If you're in Europe and want Ys VIII on the Switch there's a sale on from NISA Europe for the hardcopy:
https://store.nisaeurope.com/collection ... ndo-switch

It goes for nearly 50 on amazon so £25 is pretty good
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Postby Kenny » Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:01 am

This looks like it might be kewl:
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Postby Kenny » Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:01 pm

Someone on a podcast I listen to mentioned that he thought a Zelda 1 remake would be pretty cool and a good reintroduction and it got me wondering why they didn't do Zelda 1 for the remake instead of Link's Awakening. Not taking away from LA being a great game but Zelda 1 is right there, has never been remade and would be a great selling point to be like "Breath of the Wild 1 was in some ways going back to the first game, BOTW2 is on it's way, now go back to the BEGINNING" or something.
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Postby whatabout tim » Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:04 pm

Zelda 1 is harder/more obtuse than LA imho. I don't remember any phone or equivalent in Zelda 1?
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Postby Kenny » Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:06 pm

Yeah but there's a meatier game to update and change imo. You could make multiple quests for instance, you can add phones (?) or bottles or whatever

More wondering if they thought about it and if so why they decided not to in the end, than anything
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:08 pm

Kenny wrote:Someone on a podcast I listen to mentioned that he thought a Zelda 1 remake would be pretty cool and a good reintroduction and it got me wondering why they didn't do Zelda 1 for the remake instead of Link's Awakening. Not taking away from LA being a great game but Zelda 1 is right there, has never been remade and would be a great selling point to be like "Breath of the Wild 1 was in some ways going back to the first game, BOTW2 is on it's way, now go back to the BEGINNING" or something.


as much as i love LoZ, if nintendo did a remake and priced it at $60, there might be a problem (i'd pay it tho)

With that said, i wouldn't mind if they reused the assets from LA.
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Postby Kenny » Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:09 pm

and like with alllll the Mario remakes and the couple Metroid remakes, why haven't they remade Zelda 1
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Postby tgk » Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:09 pm

as someone who never played zelda 1 and links awakening until recently i can say that links awakening is about 1000 times more enjoyable and accessible than zelda 1
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:09 pm

an adventures of link remake is kind of my fan-service dream
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Postby Kenny » Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:11 pm

tgk wrote:as someone who never played zelda 1 and links awakening until recently i can say that links awakening is about 1000 times more enjoyable and accessible than zelda 1


Yeah, but I also think that Link's Awakening was already way more playable in the modern age than Zelda 1, which is what I'm arguing: Take Zelda 1 and make it a modern playable thing
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Postby Kenny » Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:12 pm

Zelda 1 is one of the most important games of all time and the only way to play it is exactly as you would in the 80s
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:13 pm

i'm surprised by how well i was able to make it through the LA remake without any walkthrough help--- i was expecting a bit of dated cryptic stuff, but it was perfectly balanced out
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Postby endless dave » Tue Oct 15, 2019 2:27 pm

Kenny wrote:Zelda 1 is one of the most important games of all time and the only way to play it is exactly as you would in the 80s


I'm not sure how you make a redo of Zelda 1 that's not just making it like the SNES-style top downs without wholly reworking the game. like they don't remake Mario 1, they just make new Mario side scrollers. Zelda is the same.

Zelda 1 is a pretty simple game at basically all levels and I guess they could do like a FF7 Remake-level overhaul but, again, then it's basically just a new game. the pieces of the gameplay are thin enough that if you change them even just a bit, they're not redone, they're a new thing.
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Postby deadbass » Tue Oct 15, 2019 3:02 pm

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They technically did remake LoZ 1 for the SNES. It was for the Satellavision add-on for the SNES.
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Postby Kenny » Tue Oct 15, 2019 3:04 pm

endless dave wrote:
Kenny wrote:Zelda 1 is one of the most important games of all time and the only way to play it is exactly as you would in the 80s


I'm not sure how you make a redo of Zelda 1 that's not just making it like the SNES-style top downs without wholly reworking the game. like they don't remake Mario 1, they just make new Mario side scrollers. Zelda is the same.

Zelda 1 is a pretty simple game at basically all levels and I guess they could do like a FF7 Remake-level overhaul but, again, then it's basically just a new game. the pieces of the gameplay are thin enough that if you change them even just a bit, they're not redone, they're a new thing.

This is just what they did for LA and LA is just as simple ir not moreso
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Postby tgk » Tue Oct 15, 2019 3:09 pm

xxx-xxx-xxxx wrote:i'm surprised by how well i was able to make it through the LA remake without any walkthrough help--- i was expecting a bit of dated cryptic stuff, but it was perfectly balanced out


yeah i basically had to play LTTP with a guide but LA I only had to look up how to kill shy guys in the first or second dungeon (and i never in a million years woulda figured it out).
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Postby Kenny » Tue Oct 15, 2019 3:12 pm

You guys should play Link Between Worlds, it's seriously one of the best Zelda games
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Postby deadbass » Tue Oct 15, 2019 3:13 pm

Kenny wrote:You guys should play Link Between Worlds, it's seriously one of the best Zelda games


+1

One of the only games in the past 10 years that I just replay all the time as if it were a classic SNES game.
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Postby endless dave » Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:26 pm

Kenny come on, LA is no where close to as simple as Zelda 1
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