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Postby Kenny » Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:11 am

Mine is Little Dragon's Cafe. I'm down with cutesyness and simpleness but the frame rate is so choppy that it's pretty unplayable. I was hoping for a while they'd have an update that optimized it but before I gave up they hadn't.
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Postby Dead_Wizard » Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:13 am

I got 35 bux trade in credit at Gamestop for Octopath, so there is that at least.

Darksiders is out on Switch, kinda want to play it.
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Postby shirts optional » Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:07 am

Yoshi is such a chill game
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Postby Kenny » Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:24 am



Maybe best buy can leak SMTV info
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Postby shirts optional » Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:59 am

Wasn't it already announced? I mean Joker will be in SSBU
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Postby feaxfang » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:00 am

brent wrote:i honestly think my biggest buyers remorse for switch is mario kart :o

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Postby thrasher » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:08 am

Kenny wrote:

Maybe best buy can leak SMTV info


i'm going to feel silly paying $60 for what's essentially a ps3 port but I do want to check this out badly
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Postby gambra » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:11 am

shirts optional wrote:Wasn't it already announced? I mean Joker will be in SSBU


They only said there'd be an "announcement" relating to Persona on April 25th which everyone has assumed it's Persona 5 for Switch but it's not been confirmed.
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Postby thrasher » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:12 am

Mario Kart is probably next on my list of big games I need to just buy already, what about it do people not like? one concern I have was the impression that pretty much all the content is unlocked right out of the box? I could see myself getting bored very quickly in single player if there is no tangible incentive to win stages/try different characters etc.
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:13 am

supposedly they also had a listing for link to the past
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:14 am

i dig kart but yeah mostly for multiplayer with <borat voice> my wife
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Postby gambra » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:14 am

Kenny wrote:

Maybe best buy can leak SMTV info


There's other Best Buy leaks now too. Metroid Prime Trilogy & Link To The Past HD



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Postby Locke » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:14 am

and Metroid prime trilogy 8-)

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Postby Kenny » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:15 am

Link to the Past HD sounds farfetched with the Link's Awakening one just being announced
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Postby feaxfang » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:18 am

thrasher wrote:Mario Kart is probably next on my list of big games I need to just buy already, what about it do people not like? one concern I have was the impression that pretty much all the content is unlocked right out of the box? I could see myself getting bored very quickly in single player if there is no tangible incentive to win stages/try different characters etc.

No manual override on item selection for starters.
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Postby thrasher » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:20 am

Kenny wrote:Link to the Past HD sounds farfetched with the Link's Awakening one just being announced

it seems like they could just do a straight port/emulation of the original and make boatloads of money (and I mean it remains a beautiful looking game that doesn't really need updating like a game boy game does). but I don't think it would make sense for best buy to be selling that on a cartridge, if that's what that leak is showing...
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Postby palmer eldritch » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:20 am

link to the past in glorious high definition
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Postby brent » Wed Apr 03, 2019 12:13 pm

thrasher wrote:Mario Kart is probably next on my list of big games I need to just buy already, what about it do people not like? one concern I have was the impression that pretty much all the content is unlocked right out of the box? I could see myself getting bored very quickly in single player if there is no tangible incentive to win stages/try different characters etc.

it's really well done and is probably a blast if you have someone to play with irl. it's just not a single player game imo
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Postby milknight » Wed Apr 03, 2019 12:19 pm

SMTV plzzz
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Postby Pokemon Blue » Wed Apr 03, 2019 2:54 pm

Kenny wrote:What's the final hipinion on Octopath Traveler?

It seems silly I haven't bought it because I loved the Bravely Default games and u know I'm about retro graphics but I just do feel wary for some reason


I liked it, but it''s flawed.

The battle system is great, as are the different ways of interacting with NPCs. The boss fights tend to be pretty good too. But the whole thing is tethered to some fairly shallow and dull narratives that all follow the same structure.

I liked it purely because I get more of a kick out of the mechanics of JRPGs rather than narrative, but I completely understand and agree with the criticisms I've read of it.
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Postby Montague Terrace » Wed Apr 03, 2019 3:16 pm

i loved octopath traveler, but a lot of people didn't like that the plot is not really developed and most of the character narratives follow the exact same pattern
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Postby Det. Bobby Gold » Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:24 pm

Ive always wondered if alttp could be re-designed to show more of the world at once while keeping the same pixel art. id buy it if it is that and has extra content too
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Postby endless dave » Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:55 pm

a LttP remake is particularly weird/not likely not only because of the Link's Awakening remake (wouldn't they lead with the bigger game?) but A Link Between Worlds was already sort of a redo of LttP. Pretty strong bets that this is a mistake at some level. Sometimes these retailer leaks are just placeholders or wrongly named
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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:56 pm

I just assumed all of this Nintendo content was April Fool's but it's not? Crazy.
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Postby brent » Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:26 pm

hmm i really like celeste except it's the first game that truly makes me hate the joycon controller
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Postby bluemovers » Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:18 am

i mean how does this work?
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Postby miss black america » Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:18 am

zelda will be stereoscopic 3d, like playing on a 3ds, and the mario stuff is a couple of new small arenas like astrobot

but that's still enough to make me buy a cardboard vr kit
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Postby Clive » Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:39 am

brent wrote:i honestly think my biggest buyers remorse for switch is mario kart :o


All the talk in this thread got me hyped on Mario Tennis and Stardew Valley when those came out. After like an hour of MT like 9 months ago alone, I’m still convinced I’ll eventually spend some time with it. Same experience w SV, but i’m not convinced. So that was kind of a waste.

Oh smash bros too. Prob not my thing, but maybe I’ll pick it up again and give it a try. But probably not.
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Postby No Good Advice » Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:43 am

Smash Bros always tempts me because for each release the game is bigger, there's an even more insane numbers of classic characters available, more amazing soundtrack remixes and Nintendo nostalgia bits and bobs -- but this time I actually resisted because I know I'll never have the patience to get into that gameplay.
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