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Postby broodstar » Tue Oct 26, 2021 4:31 pm

some people just hog all the Worthiness in the world for themselves and leave the rest of us with dust
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Tue Oct 26, 2021 5:06 pm

i thought he gave one of the best performances i've ever seen in oslo but didn't do much for me in bergman but i'm telling myself he was made to be an emotionally blank character and therefore he nailed itToggle Spoiler
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Postby shizaam » Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:45 pm

Finally watched kore-Eda’s after life
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Postby odilon redon » Sat Oct 30, 2021 11:31 am

not even sure what i was expecting but free guy was the most execrable thing I've seen in years, just massively bad on a nearly cosmic scale

now i'm depressed
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Sat Oct 30, 2021 11:37 am

i think that's what they were going for
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Postby odilon redon » Sat Oct 30, 2021 11:43 am

cannot believe ryan reynolds would lend his good name to such a venture
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Sat Oct 30, 2021 11:53 am

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Postby hazel » Sat Oct 30, 2021 11:56 am

Holy shit
I try to avoid poetry at all costs, on every occasion. So why am I intrigued and bewitched by this?
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Sat Oct 30, 2021 12:04 pm

pretty cool huh
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Postby hipinion is a pro selfharm board » Sat Oct 30, 2021 12:06 pm

i think the saddest thing about free guy, to me, is that it's like it's own entire genre of movie that we get yearly now

ready player one was 3 years ago at this point. the emoji movie 4.
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Postby broodstar » Sat Oct 30, 2021 12:07 pm

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fucking lmao

are those intercuts of twiwtch streamers actually real
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Postby broodstar » Sat Oct 30, 2021 12:07 pm

Sweet Gregory Pectin wrote:

fucking lmao

are those intercuts of twiwtch streamers actually real
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Postby broodstar » Sat Oct 30, 2021 12:08 pm

holy shit it is

i need to see this thing asap

is my boy x (felix) in it
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Postby theta » Sat Oct 30, 2021 12:45 pm

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is this real? what is this?
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Postby hipinion is a pro selfharm board » Sat Oct 30, 2021 1:38 pm

yes that is an unedited scene from the film "free guy" a film where ryan reynolds becomes aware that he's a character in an mmo and tries to fuck the facebook exec that's trying to shut his game down. like 20% of the film is taika waititi doing "wow THAT just happened" style one liners from facebook headquarters while ryan reynolds fights to keep his MMO alive.
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Postby hipinion is a pro selfharm board » Sat Oct 30, 2021 1:39 pm

he ends up marrying his facebook exec limerence object and becomes a real boy iirc. or maybe everyone becomes an mmo character. i cant remember.
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Postby hipinion is a pro selfharm board » Sat Oct 30, 2021 1:39 pm

the song "fantasy" by mariah carey plays like a half dozen times in it and it came cloose to ruining the song from me
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Postby hipinion is a pro selfharm board » Sat Oct 30, 2021 1:40 pm

wow i was so defeated by this film when i watched it i couldnt even snark about it at the time this is cathartic
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Postby odilon redon » Sat Oct 30, 2021 1:42 pm

free yourself
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Postby broodstar » Sat Oct 30, 2021 1:51 pm

I think I just found my favorite film of the year
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Sat Oct 30, 2021 1:55 pm

it was refreshing to see non-ip do so well at the box office
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Postby hipinion is a pro selfharm board » Sat Oct 30, 2021 1:58 pm

You guys joke but we're like maybe a year away from vulgar auteurist film guys comparing it to the color of pomegranates or whatever the fuck happened with Welcome to Marwen.
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Postby hipinion is a pro selfharm board » Sat Oct 30, 2021 2:00 pm

Anyway I have no morals. Free Guy is a "visual marvel" akin to the works of "hieronymous bosch". People scoffed at the modern day version of The Color of Pomegranates butg Reynolds was a beast in this one, merging deftly lines between the real and hyperreal. Give "Free Guy" a shot. "Give me substack money."
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Postby No Good Advice » Sat Oct 30, 2021 2:00 pm

HONESTly it wasn't THAT bad, it was mostly functional and for a movie set in an MMO with real streamers doing cameos the potential for bad jokes was so huge. the worst stuff is basically contained in that scene. I mean it wasn't good, but still better than the new jumanjis probably
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Postby broodstar » Sat Oct 30, 2021 2:06 pm

I just stacksubbed u petrichor thank u
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Oct 30, 2021 2:06 pm

broodstar wrote:are those intercuts of twiwtch streamers actually real


I saw that when he originally tweeted it and yeah this is what stuck with me

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Postby broodstar » Sat Oct 30, 2021 2:07 pm

I recognize jacksepticeye and ninja

I mean I thought the movie was real but the twitch shit was edited

Amazing, can't believe I've missed this in my absence from the culture
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Sat Oct 30, 2021 2:08 pm

Wait, those are real Twitch streamers? I watched that dumbass movie a few months ago and did not realize that.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Oct 30, 2021 2:12 pm

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Postby theta » Sat Oct 30, 2021 2:18 pm

jesus christ
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