I found a comic strip hornier than Luann

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby vivian darko » Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:54 pm

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Postby Luke » Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:55 pm

This is a Luann board, you best keep on moving.
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Postby La Abeja » Fri Apr 08, 2016 8:12 pm

Man this is 9 Chickweed Lane isn't it
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Postby vivian darko » Fri Apr 08, 2016 8:17 pm

Bad news
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Postby vivian darko » Fri Apr 08, 2016 8:22 pm

I found a comic strip lazier than Luann
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Postby theta » Fri Apr 08, 2016 8:24 pm

wtf is this shit
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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Fri Apr 08, 2016 8:26 pm

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Postby Jeremy » Fri Apr 08, 2016 8:28 pm

Is this about a ballerina and a Dracula?
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Postby vivian darko » Fri Apr 08, 2016 8:28 pm

Newspaper comic expressionism
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Postby Sobieski » Fri Apr 08, 2016 8:34 pm

dude don't go too deep vivian
sm//o/ke le/ss weed
and sleep more
always/ tip %20
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Apr 08, 2016 8:53 pm

vivian darkbloom wrote:Newspaper comic expressionism
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I think I just became enlightened.
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:02 pm

man, what
somebody makes money for this?
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Postby WHITEBOYWASTED » Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:01 pm

This is a QC board with a Luann problem.
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Postby vivian darko » Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:13 pm

drive that fast wrote:nothings ever going to take away Pearls Before Swine as my favorite garbage newspaper comic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearls_Before_Swine_(comics)#Controversial_strips

In a series from March 20–25, 2006, Rat was hired to babysit Zoe and Hammie from the family-oriented strip Baby Blues. Instead of responsibly watching the children, Rat drinks alcohol and has Zoe and Hammie go to the liquor store to get him more. On the way, Hammie runs over Jeremy from the comic Zits, killing Jeremy, and then crashes the car into a gas pump, causing a massive fire. Rat then left baby Wren alone so that he could catch a movie, causing the infant to nearly be attacked by the Crocodiles, whom she ultimately kills.

This is the plot to an Eminem music video
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Postby worrywort » Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:24 pm

in the idiom about casting pearls before swine, are those literal pearls before literal swine (pigs will eat/waste your valuables) or pears of wisdom before figurative swine (wisdom will be lost on piggish idiots)?
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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:24 pm

All comic strip creators are friends because of the difficulty of their profession
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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:27 pm

worrywort wrote:in the idiom about casting pearls before swine, are those literal pearls before literal swine (pigs will eat/waste your valuables) or pears of wisdom before figurative swine (wisdom will be lost on piggish idiots)?

One of the main characters of the strip is a pig hope that helps
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:31 pm

how come all comics are about horny incels now?
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Postby vivian darko » Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:02 pm

What is up with the sexual deviants writing the funnies these days
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:07 pm

it seems like the twist is that no one actually is About to Fuck
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Postby vivian darko » Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:09 pm

bruceagain wrote:it seems like the twist is that no one actually is About to Fuck

Comic strips are set in purgatory
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Postby prexy » Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:09 pm

vivian darkbloom wrote:I found a comic strip lazier than Luann
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are these by Don Delillo
“Good seltzer should hurt,” reads the back of Brooklyn Seltzer Boys’ t-shirts
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:13 pm

vivian darkbloom wrote:
bruceagain wrote:it seems like the twist is that no one actually is About to Fuck

Comic strips are set in purgatory

hell is other randos
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Postby vivian darko » Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:14 pm

The two protagonists of this strip decided to get married after hating each other for the three days they knew each other because of a rehearsal where they liked each other's playing:
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The artist got like a week out of them shaking hands for the first time:
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:16 pm

I guess this goes all just goes to show that even if you were a relatively comprehensible person before, the kind of hoops you need to jump through to become a syndicated newspaper cartoonist these days either send all the reasonable people to other outlets or drive them completely mad.
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:19 pm

"I know if I had a webcomic I could just show these two fucking, but I'm really more into the subtle dance of seduction that is weeks of strips of them making out."
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:20 pm

p sure it's pepsi cola, meaning they probably paid for that song
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:22 pm

dude straight up drew a giant buttplug in this one
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Postby lefthandshake » Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:22 pm

oh no we all saw it
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