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Postby farmer » Mon May 02, 2016 9:50 pm

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look at this fucking thing.

we have a private hpn server.

buy it on steam.

contact a recent poster in the thread or look for server information from the last few pages.
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Postby Marcus » Mon May 02, 2016 9:51 pm

:awful: :awful:
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Postby surly » Mon May 02, 2016 9:54 pm

dinosaurs, bow before me
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Postby Shalabi » Mon May 02, 2016 9:58 pm

how good is this, longterm?
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Mon May 02, 2016 10:11 pm

are y'all in S2 again?
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Postby Beaver King » Mon May 02, 2016 10:47 pm

I want in
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Postby cam'ron hubbard » Mon May 02, 2016 10:55 pm

is this the new turok
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Postby Marcus » Mon May 02, 2016 11:04 pm

Dennis Nedry en route
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Postby winjer » Mon May 02, 2016 11:16 pm

excited for dodo flock developments
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Postby an otter » Tue May 03, 2016 8:38 am

Shalabi wrote:how good is this, longterm?

Bias: I really tried to like it, dinos and building are my jam, but most servers are PVE (or agreed upon passive PVP) and without the impending doom of another tribe's raids the game becomes a laggy zoo management sim.

Every server I've been on has just been a scattering of big pens filled with idling dinosaurs for no perceivable reason other than to level them and lag the whole tribe. The developers seem to keep adding new dinosaurs but little else in the way of things to do.

Edit: And like I mentioned in the last thread the game's come a long way in its optimization, but you're going to need a beast of a PC to approach anything close to 60fps
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Postby an otter » Tue May 03, 2016 8:39 am

Would probably play again just to ride around on one of those giant toads, though.
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Postby chandler » Tue May 03, 2016 8:47 am

i only played a few hours last night, but it's pretty fun yeah

it does run really badly atm. my rig can handle TW3 on high settings no problem, but anything above medium here is unplayable

i could see pve getting boring after exhausting the mechanics though
i've been getting really into pestcest too lately. haven't really been able to find much good ant stuff, though. anybody have any links to some good biting vids/pics?
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Postby Milk » Tue May 03, 2016 9:23 am

i've been planning to get this during a steam sale for a while.
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Tue May 03, 2016 9:39 am

sorry for not meeting up with the team last night but i was still kinda out of it from travelling and was just fucking around and getting eaten by that raptor and punched by the monkey man who i thought wanted to be friends but did not actually want even to be friendly with me
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Tue May 03, 2016 9:39 am

probably gonna play this a bunch tonight after work
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Postby chandler » Tue May 03, 2016 9:46 am

please don't speak of manute that way
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Postby chandler » Tue May 03, 2016 9:46 am

i'm gonna build a gladiator arena i think

that will be my contribution
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Postby Marcus » Tue May 03, 2016 10:04 am

big fan of manute
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Postby Marcus » Tue May 03, 2016 10:04 am

my turtles will fight in that arena
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Postby Pashmina » Tue May 03, 2016 10:05 am

my dodo farm will be the biggest in the land
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Tue May 03, 2016 10:19 am

think i might try to be a regular ol' farming guy

gonna build a farm and farm things
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Postby lordofdiapers » Tue May 03, 2016 11:21 am

I'm gonna build a Dave and Busters
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Postby Marcus » Tue May 03, 2016 11:34 am

want to build a shrine on the top of one of these fucken mountains and then require that all my turtles take a pilgrimage to it
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We killed at least 3 turtles last night
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Postby Marcus » Tue May 03, 2016 11:42 am

GODDAMMIT GUYS
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Tue May 03, 2016 11:50 am

tonight will be the night i tame my first dinos

gonna make a pack of dilos and name each one tate
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Postby surly » Tue May 03, 2016 12:02 pm

marcus, you also missed us all cowering on the roof of the house while an alpha raptor prowled through the lowlands for like half an hour.
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Postby farmer » Tue May 03, 2016 12:03 pm

surly wrote:marcus, you also missed us all cowering on the roof of the house while an alpha raptor prowled through the lowlands for like half an hour.


some say the raptor is still out there.

at least surly wasn't bringing the pedo whistle dance last night.
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Postby surly » Tue May 03, 2016 12:03 pm

give it time
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Postby Marcus » Tue May 03, 2016 12:04 pm

the next part of that story is that a turtle showed up and saved you guys right?
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