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Postby banquo » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:35 am

Architecture wrote:How is the game's footprint 170GB


it also makes my graphics card fan blow loudly/constantly, so I'm guessing it's a huge lack of optimization they figured is ok because it still works

but it also cost me $0 and it's been fun playing with the angry and or cute dinos
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Postby werd » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:02 pm

we chased a 140 quetz around the map for 30-45 minutes last night only to have it go down right next to a group of allosaurus

oh ark
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:42 pm

i had that happen to me with the 135 quetz i tamed. managed to just barely kill the raptors/sabertooths munching on him before he got killed, built a big ol' house around him, waited for him to wake up, then knocked him out inside the house and tamed him :ugeek: :ugeek:
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Postby werd » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:23 pm

does anyone know if we changed the length of the day or night cycle at all?
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Postby farmer » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:19 pm

afaik, no
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:37 pm

jaeds you left dragons at:

66.6 39.9 - blu4
69.8 39.2 - fiona
71.6 36.8 - 214 b 13
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Postby banquo » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:55 pm

regular ol' slokra wrote:jaeds you left dragons at:

66.6 39.9 - blu4
69.8 39.2 - fiona
71.6 36.8 - 214 b 13


i appreciate looking out for them! but i put a few near the desert after i fell off my desert dragon trap (with my dragons locked inside) and had to walk all the way home.

feel free to kite bad guys into them or just shoot them if they're somehow hurting things. i'll probably use them as passive bodies in my dragon trap. strangely, it's been easier to tranq the dragons who hang out outside the trap even though the door is open. the only one i locked in happened to knock me off the platform
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:35 am

there's got to be a better way
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Postby banquo » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:33 am

it's like if you got locked out of your car, so you walk home and scatter a bunch of unlocked cars around town
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:21 am

couldn't you park a car on top of your trap that you can whistle at if you get locked out
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Postby werd » Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:03 pm

we hatched a female tek rex with the 10k health stat now we just need to get the 400% melee in there and breed about what, 20?

imprinting them all will help too
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Postby farmer » Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:06 pm

you can have up to 20 dinos in there with you for a boss fight, as well as 10 survivors, iirc. so you'd want a yuty and at least, what, two daeodons? which subtracts from your rex count.
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Postby werd » Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:22 pm

right, do we want 2 yutys for mate boost and 2 pigs?

we also tamed a high level female pig

that would make only 16 rexes, hopefully that would be enough
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:43 pm

i also have a 150 female pig tame
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:43 pm

aren't a pack of high level allos with the pack boost also desireable??

also, it begins... @pootis

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Postby banquo » Sat Jul 04, 2020 12:07 pm

been some talk about merging the tribes before whatever boss fight
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Sat Jul 04, 2020 2:23 pm

can we form alliances instead??
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Postby werd » Thu Jul 09, 2020 12:03 pm

since nobody else seems to be playing anymore can I have control of the server please

I’ll pay you for the last two months or whatever
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Postby werd » Tue Jul 14, 2020 5:51 pm

come back :cry:
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Postby werd » Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:06 pm

since no one has logged in for weeks now I’m giving you guys a weeks notice that I’m going to raid your bases for blueprints to do the boss fight

if anyone had some really nice ones you can let me know where they are if you want so I can focus my efforts

I’m taming rock golems to deal with your dragon hoards banquo, do you have anything nice in those bases worth taking? Otherwise I’ll probably just focus on farmer cause I know he’s got some good stuff in that glass house
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:11 pm

i'd prob log in more if i were still funemployed instead of like, regular ol' despair-inducing-unemployed
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Postby Architecture » Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:19 pm

Have at it, werd

My stuff is PIN-coded with our tribe code. My guess is none of my stuff is all that great. But you can certainly have all my mats and use the office park to smelt iron or whatever.

The addiction was too strong and I had to uninstall the game for my sanity
try the data then reply
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Postby werd » Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:22 pm

I swung by your base last week arch and rescued pearl who was starving to death along with a couple other animals

then last night I was experimenting with guided missiles and blew myself up, along with pearl who was on my shoulder

rip

I felt bad about that one
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Postby werd » Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:28 pm

yeah I’d honestly rather not wreck anyone’s stuff, some pretty cool building went on when you guys were active

if everyone wants to just give me their pin codes I can grab your best blueprints and have a go at the boss without blowing anything up
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:39 pm

i don't think any of my storage is pin coded and the gates are probably open to get into my workshop. if they aren't i can log on and open it up
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Postby banquo » Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:43 pm

my stuff isn't pin-coded, but i also didn't have any good blueprints. there might be some trex eggs in the fridge, or take what you want from the cryofridges
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:45 pm

there might be a fertilized quetzal egg in one of my fridges if any1 is feeling randy
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Postby werd » Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:57 pm

farmer you should log on for two minutes and unclaim your yuties and open your doors

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Postby werd » Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:41 pm

I went boom boom and now farmers nice blueprints are mine

I mostly wanted that mastercraft rex saddle

farmer is there anything inside those vaults worth blowing them up to get at? It’s gonna take a lot of c4 just wondering if I should bother
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Postby farmer » Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:51 pm

my pin codes for everything should be 5151
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