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Postby separator » Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:54 am

Vote for Legion while you still can brosephs! His av is hella suspicious
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Postby Luke » Mon Jul 20, 2015 9:09 am

Votes so far:

junebug: separator
Cone: separator
Legion: separator

separator: Legion

duke: ?
Guy Incognito: ?
fox: ?
iambic: ?
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Postby iambic » Mon Jul 20, 2015 9:20 am

marking the wicked Patterne of his Votes, to say nary of mine other Sufpicions, I grudge I muft call this day for the swift hanging of the gravedigger Legion. this enduring spate of Atrocity has been kind to his morbid trade, and there can be little doubt he has the Intellecte and Cunning to fafhion these Schemes ; I sense the dullard separator does not.
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Postby Luke » Mon Jul 20, 2015 9:37 am

Votes so far:

junebug: separator
Cone: separator
Legion: separator

separator: Legion
iambic: Legion

Guy Incognito: iambic

duke: ?
fox: ?
Catullus wrote:I'm not the arbitrator of nudes I just pointed out what made me sad inside.
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Postby Luke » Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:15 pm

With a shrug from the collective populace, separator is led to the bluffs south of town, and thrown to the rocks below.

His mangled corpse remains frustratingly human.
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Postby Luke » Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:16 pm

The werewolf can let me know who is dying this night.
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Postby Luke » Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:21 pm

By my calculations, the werewolf has to last two more votes, and they're in the clear.
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Postby Legion » Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:34 pm



separator, why were you always so frustratingly human. God rest your soul.

Friends, all I can say is that if you look back at my history throughout this long drama of ours, you'll see a man consistently engaged in attempts to divine the truth using what limited tools of logic I possess. Vote for me if you will, but with two rounds left, it will be a vote that gives much succor to the true wolf among us.

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Postby iambic » Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:45 pm

provided Legion still lives in the morning, let me be the first to say let's hang Legion

Cronos, abs and separator all lie dead with his urging, and he was first to cast a vote for abs and separator. the only time he hasn't voted was when we slew an actual werewolf. BBQ in hell, you fiend.
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Postby fuckles » Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:46 pm

lol u idiots
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby iambic » Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:47 pm

wait, Cone was first to vote for separator

Legion is still 3/3 in slaying innocents, though
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Postby fuckles » Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:49 pm

burn fox kill em all
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Postby separator » Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:50 pm

whoa.... death is totally gnarly. not bodacious at all..
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Postby Luke » Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:51 pm

duke's frantically made talismans against the wolf, unguents spread on windowsills and acrid powders burned in bowls while facing the south, appeared to harness mystical powers to keep the werewolves away.

This morning, you find duke has been disemboweled and the entrails arraigned out in the dirt like you've seen the crone do many times with a chicken to divine the future. All accounts are of werewolves being dumb beasts, but it's becoming difficult to deny that it is mocking you.
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Postby Luke » Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:53 pm

Votes so far:

iambic: Legion

Guy Incognito: ?
fox: ?
junebug: ?
Cone: ?
Legion: ?
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Postby Luke » Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:53 pm

Voting will end 3 PM CST on Tuesday,
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Postby Legion » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:17 pm

iambic wrote:provided Legion still lives in the morning, let me be the first to say let's hang Legion

Cronos, abs and separator all lie dead with his urging, and he was first to cast a vote for abs and separator.



We all have innocent blood on our hands, and I do regret it. But this chicanery is beginning to sound mighty suspicious, friend. On the latter count:


iambic wrote:I am suspicious of junebug, yes. and Ampersand, too. but it is separator I accuse. (PAGE 9)


iambic wrote:so the question now is who was separator trying to protect: atomic, ampersand or mr. science? Luke, what happens to separator's spoiling vote? (PAGE 11)


Ampersand wrote:My problem is that I can't help but look suspicious. I swear on my board reputation I Ain't No Wolf! separator is probably a wolf, though. (PAGE 11)


iambic wrote:so separator and Legion skipped voting huh. I wonder if Legion will come in and post his thoughts late again.. (PAGE 14)



What I am beginning to see, dear friends, is a consistent campaign to control the narrative. And can you blame me for following the crowd of people in the past several pages who had already accused our dear, departed separator?

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Postby Legion » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:19 pm



Of course, a wise move on the wolves' part would be to leave me alive at this point and do in another.

Ah, they got Luke too. :(

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Postby bunejug » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:27 pm

iambic has a very selective memory, we can't be led by his biases any longer. rot in hell, iambic.
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Postby bunejug » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:31 pm

if iambic dies tonight and is innocent, let us lynch Legion next. I realize we are all dead men after if these two lynchings fail, but I don't think I could muster up the will to survive in this town any longer if fox, cone, or guy incognito, my brethren, was the murder.
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Postby Luke » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:31 pm

Votes so far:

Guy Incognito: iambic
junebug: iambic

iambic: Legion

fox: ?
Cone: ?
Legion: ?
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Postby iambic » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:39 pm

if I were the werewolf, why would I leave alive Guy Incognito, who has voted for me like three times? I'd be risking my own life round after round for no reason other than some elaborate double-bluff ... and instead systematically devouring the people who pose no threat to me? kinda saddened that you have such low expectations of the werewolf iambic.

yes, I've been wrong a bunch of times; so have you all. but for all my mistakes I have so far had a part in killing Cronos, a pervert, and Mr. Science, one of the actual werewolves. meanwhile Legion, the only consistent vote for three wrongful lynchings, is trawling 15 pages of the thread to paint me as the villain and making posts defending his innocence before duke's death was even announced.
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Postby iambic » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:41 pm

Legion wrote:Of course, a wise move on the wolves' part would be to leave me alive at this point and do in another.

Ah, they got Luke too. :(

"Luke." nice try
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Postby Legion » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:43 pm



Ad homonym, my friend. Well, near homonym, anyway. Some of us are shirking our very worke in these last-minute attempts to keep our community alive!

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Postby Cone » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:47 pm

I am truly shocked as I felt so certain about separator's guilt. The one thing I am sure of though is that junebug and guy incognito are both innocent men, and therefore I vote iambic as well.
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Postby iambic » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:54 pm

Guy Incognito wrote:because what would me more obvious than killing and eating the one person who keeps voting for and suspecting you

the "more obvious" course of action here would drastically decrease my odds of getting lynched each day. on a sheer numbers game, it would be inane to not do it.

especially since not killing you is apparently evidence of my guilt too!
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Postby iambic » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:55 pm

I will say Legion's reluctance to dogpile here and seal my fate is giving me pause
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Postby bunejug » Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:52 pm

iambic wrote:if I were the werewolf, why would I leave alive Guy Incognito, who has voted for me like three times? I'd be risking my own life round after round for no reason other than some elaborate double-bluff ... and instead systematically devouring the people who pose no threat to me? kinda saddened that you have such low expectations of the werewolf iambic.


you've used the "werewolf couldn't be that stupid" defense before.


iambic wrote:
Guy Incognito wrote:because what would me more obvious than killing and eating the one person who keeps voting for and suspecting you

the "more obvious" course of action here would drastically decrease my odds of getting lynched each day. on a sheer numbers game, it would be inane to not do it.

especially since not killing you is apparently evidence of my guilt too!


iambic wrote:just read your first post; I didn't realize he changed his vote to Cronos. yeah, that's pretty suspicious. otoh, it would be pretty dumb of him to kill the one dude he has voted for every day.


iambic wrote:and yet, I am torn ; I am wary of these two, and of the wily Smithe who has profited from our loss ; but Mr. Science's case is to mine thinking the most curious. is such a man, schooled and learned in parts abroad, foolish enough even to strike down the very same Soul who called for his Deftruction not once but twice? I think not. would he so blindly pursue this cause at the expenfe even of his own wolfen life? I am certain of the contrary.


not to mention this is fishy

iambic wrote:I think we can all agree that whoever the werewolves are, they are creatures of good taste and discretion
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Postby bunejug » Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:53 pm

and yes, we do have that low expectations of your lycanthropy.
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Postby Luke » Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:56 pm

junebug wrote:not to mention this is fishy

iambic wrote:I think we can all agree that whoever the werewolves are, they are creatures of good taste and discretion


In fairness, that was regarding killing Klint.
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