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Postby iambic » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:07 pm

june, it's a "hanged if you do, hanged if you don't" situation with Guy Incognito. as Mr. Science proved when he killed Stuntman, you'd be just as suspicious of me if Guy Incognito were dead, if not more so.

maybe the best tactic as a werewolf would just be to vote for one person you know is innocent over and over until everyone believes you! hmmm..

p.s. your third quote is excerpted from the post in which I eventually decided to accuse and vote for Mr. Science, the werewolf. I was the vote that made it a majority because others declined to vote. hmmm..
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Postby bunejug » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:11 pm

your vote for Mr. Science was delayed as long as possible, though. the only reason you put the nail in the coffin was to hopefully deflect attention from yourself in a later round, and it worked when we lynched our mansion-living most handsome and rich neighbor. these tactics will work no longer, I'm afraid you're as dead as every innocent villager you've killed this week.
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Postby fuckles » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:14 pm

dont even need to be a damn werewolf to tear this town apart anymore
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby iambic » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:20 pm

I didn't have to vote for Mr. Science; someone else — likely the werewolf, fwiw — would have. and I didn't delay; I posted 18 minutes after Guy.

you're making another terrible mistake, but maybe you deserve to.
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Postby iambic » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:21 pm

if you're right about me, you can kill me tomorrow and still triumph in the game. if you're wrong, your last move will be a fumbling stab in the dark.

I hope you get lucky a second time, because apart from one vote Mr. Science you've been wrong at every turn.
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Postby Riverchrist » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:28 pm

Yo I heard the crone's weede most danke is up for grabs.
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Postby fox » Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:22 pm

Legione
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Postby Luke » Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:38 pm

Votes so far:

Guy Incognito: iambic
junebug: iambic
Cone: iambic

iambic: Legion
fox: Legion

Legion: ?
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Postby Legion » Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:59 pm



Mindful of the deadline tomorrow, I continue in the meantime to consult the many auguries and ledgers left behind by Duke before I make my vote.

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Postby fuckles » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:01 pm

u gonna vote for yourself?
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Postby fuckles » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:01 pm

this town really is fulla tards
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Postby Luke » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:03 pm

fuckles, please be respectful of our simple town.
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Postby fuckles » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:15 pm

Respect This

*wiggles donger*
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Postby iambic » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:55 pm

switch my vote to ?

I want to be able to name the true villain with my last breath, if needs be
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Postby mcphee » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:56 pm

damn I love this thread
THIS IS TOTALLY UNEXCEPTABLE.
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Postby Legion » Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:25 pm



Having gathered what remains of duke's sage and mixed it in a pestle with my last ration of pisse and some dusty cerements, I fell into a trance of what felt like analytical rigour. But when I came to, I wasn't sure if my huffing had done any goode.

My thought: There is a window between the moment where we learn whether the object of our vote is a mere human or a wolf, and the time when the next victim is chosen. What can we learn from examining the activities of the villagers during this time? Might they be excitedly chattering during this time, eager to savor the grim emotions of the people as the sour news is spread? Would they be parlaying on the board around the same time as the vile and departed Mr. Science, indicating that the two may have been plotting together? My feeble-minded attempt at correlation follows:



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Last round (separator): July 20th 9:15 am (time the villager was lynched) - 9:51 a.m. (time the next kill was announced)

Time people posted that day:

Cone: 9:26 am, 10:47
Iambic: 9:41 a.m., 9:45, 9:47, 10:00, 10:41, 10:54 a.m., etc.
Junebug: 10:27 a.m., 10:31, 11:52, 11:53
Guy Incognito: 6:24 a.m., 9:17, 10:22, 10:48
Legion: 5:52 a.m., 9:26, 9:34, 10:17, 10:19
fox: 2:52 a.m., 2:22 p.m.

Prev round (victim: Mr. Science): July 18th 3:42 p.m. - 5:31 p.m.

Cone 8:18 a.m. July 18th, 10:21 p.m.
Iambic: 4:18 p.m., 4:33 p.m., 7:38 p.m.
junebug: 12:06 p.m., 8:42 p.m.
Guy Incognito: 2:19 p.m., 4:24, 4:26, 4:40, 6:35
Legion: 8:58 a.m., 7:11 p.m.
fox: 3:37 p.m., 9:02 p.m.
Mr. Science: 3:47 p.m., 3:50 p.m. [DEAD]

Prev round (victim: stuntman): July 17th 5:37 p.m. to July 18th 5:40 a.m.

Cone: July 17th 6:06 p.m., 6:12, 6:20, // July 18th 8:30 a.m.
Iambic: July 17th 7:25 p.m., 7:31, 7:34, 7:35, // July 18th 8:36 a.m
junebug: July 17th 12:36 p.m. // July 18th 7:56 a.m.
Guy Incognito: July 17th 1:45 p.m., 6:08, 7:30, 7:31, // July 18th 5:35 a.m., 5:42, 5:45, 5:48, 5:59, 6:03, 6:47, 7:10, etc.
Legion: 11:37 a.m., 6:09 p.m.
fox: 5:40, 6:24, 6:27, 7:18 to // July 18th 12:25 a.m., 2:46 a.m., 2:52, 12:00 p.m.
Mr. Science: 2:05 p.m., 10:25 p.m. // July 18th 9:54 a.m.

First round (victim: Cronos): July 16th 12:08 - 6:01 p.m.

Cone: 11:50, 12:01, 12:18, 1:34, 1:40, 2:18, 2:24, 2:31, 2:36, 2:39, 2:42, 5:12, 6:04, 6:25
Iambic: 12:50 p.m., 3:18 a.m.
Junebug: 8:56 a.m., 3:02 p.m., 11:17
Guy Incognito: 12:06 p.m., 12:12, 1:18, 1:19
Legion: 11:26 a.m., 1:16 p.m., 2:05, 4:05, 4:2., 5:13, 9:10
fox: 1:54 p.m., 3:03, 3:24, 3:27, 3:47, 3:58, 4:31, 5:04, 5:25, 5:45, 5:52, 6:07
Mr. Science: 6:48 p.m., 8:12, 10:23, 12:03, 12:17, 2:45, 3:21, 3:32, 4:52, 7:06


Can any undeniable conclusions be drawn from such evidence? Of course not. It is mere hearsay, and our efforts are hurt by the fact that the first two ranges encompass a large span of time, and that Mr. Science was not longer lived.

Nevertheless, when we consider the last two rounds, the tighter frame of the window and the prevalence of iambic and Guy Incognito both posting during both of those rounds may raise questions.

(Granted, your very own gravedigger here admittedly posted during some of these spannes as well, but what wolf would go to the effort of assessing all of the above?)

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Postby fox » Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:27 pm

A verie craftye one, indeede.
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Postby Luke » Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:37 pm

With iambic's retraction, the votes are:

Guy Incognito: iambic
junebug: iambic
Cone: iambic

fox: Legion

Legion: ?
iambic: ?
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Postby fox » Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:26 am

bye the bye if hipinione is wondering what the werewolf badhat is up to since I mentioned his presence in this threade...
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Postby iambic » Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:56 am

fuck it, I'm gunning for Guy Incognito

I am less sure of this than of any other vote previously, but I have increasing reason to doubt that it was Legion (thanks to private correspondence, his convincing protestations, and the absurd effort he put into collating the times data). Guy Incognito has threatened me from the first, he has blood on his hands, and perhaps he has played us all for fools, all along.

knowing, as I alone do, that I am not a werewolf, there is as good a reason to suspect Guy as any other. more, indeed, than junebug or Cone. I doubt this will do anything to sway the other accusers arrayed against me, but it is the only recourse I have.
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Postby Legion » Tue Jul 21, 2015 10:53 am



I too vote for Guy Incognito.

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Postby Cronos » Tue Jul 21, 2015 10:55 am

Guy Incognito was the first to call for my murder so I hope he burns in hell.
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Postby iambic » Tue Jul 21, 2015 11:10 am

sneer all you want, wolf. if you survive the day, you will die tomorrow.
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Postby Cronos » Tue Jul 21, 2015 11:11 am

I will have my vengeance. Whether you're killed by a villager or a werewolf my soul will rest easy knowing you spend eternity at a Dave Matthews Band concert where the only song they play is Ants Marching and it's 104 degrees and they ran out of water for the crowd.
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Postby someguy » Tue Jul 21, 2015 11:11 am

enjoy your bile while you still can
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Postby Luke » Tue Jul 21, 2015 11:44 am

The votes are:

Guy Incognito: iambic
junebug: iambic
Cone: iambic

fox: Legion

Legion: Guy Incognito
iambic: Guy Incognito

All votes are in, but there's still 3 1/2 hours to make it official.
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Postby bear » Tue Jul 21, 2015 11:49 am

a medium sized bear watches the village from the forest with curiosity

my my what a spectacle this simple town has become, hmmmmmmmmm...

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Postby iambic » Tue Jul 21, 2015 1:05 pm

who do you think is the wolf, bear
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Postby iambic » Tue Jul 21, 2015 1:48 pm

jfc I can't believe you guys are truly going to murder me
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Postby Cronos » Tue Jul 21, 2015 1:52 pm

May you burn forever in the sulfur pits you Irish bastard.
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