HPN WW Lucky #13 - EMPLOYEES WIN!

There are worse ways to spend the time, but not many.

Postby The Unblinking Eye » Sat Feb 06, 2016 1:37 pm

The shadowy cabal of restaurateurs listens in and begins to despair. With their third goon being fired, would their plan fail so easily? Or would the final goon be able to bring down Papa alone? They continue listening to Papa...

"No, this isn't a debate. I own this place and you don't have a say. I don't care if you weren't even around to poison the pizzas yourself, you're fired."

Catullus has been fired. She was a goon.

Night 8 begins.
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Postby surly » Sat Feb 06, 2016 1:38 pm

You can concede if you like.
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Postby adamtrask » Sat Feb 06, 2016 2:26 pm

lordofdiapers wrote:I told werd about that plan, he can confirm. Kaputt too.

kaputt [9:49 AM]
I wonder if the goons can pick a goon as their target for inspector

lod [10:52 AM]
i bet they probably can

kaputt [1:22 PM]
Yeah I'd assume so

[1:22]
Might push that angle if he picked the right pizza

[1:22]
As ih seems like a strange first choice

lod [1:39 PM]
trying to keep people on their toes i guess

[1:39]
you think hes a wolf?

kaputt [1:40 PM]
Nah probably not

[1:40]
Throwing it out there early though

[1:40]
See what happens

lod [1:41 PM]
I like it

[1:41]
Nothing to lose

lod [5:30 PM]
I like this

[5:30]
stay accusatory of him

[5:30]
See what happens

kaputt [5:59 PM]
looks like everyone's going for narc

[5:59]
so unless I reveal to a couple more people I think it's dead

[5:59]
happy to let it lie at this point

lod [6:03 PM]
well

[6:03]
we can bring it back tomorrow

kaputt [6:03 PM]
I won't be EOTM then!

lod [6:03 PM]
it doesnt mean hes not guilty ya know

kaputt [6:03 PM]
so I'd like to avoid drawing any suspicion from tomorrow onwards :smile:

lod [6:15 PM]
oh shot

[6:15]
shit

[6:15]
I just realized what employee of the month means

[6:15]
Maybe we should

[6:15]
do we have time?

[6:18]
it could still tell us some stuff

[6:18]
my worry is too many have voted and people wont change

kaputt [6:21 PM]
haha

[6:21]
I think you could lead a change if you decided to

[6:21]
I've probably sufficiently freaked out werd

[6:21]
possibly bread too

[6:21]
like I said, I can fake some erratic dialogue with you in here

[6:21]
if you want to paste to others

lod [6:25 PM]
voted for you

kaputt [6:28 PM]
cool let's see how it goes

[6:28]
worst case scenario

[6:28]
we fire narc

lod [6:29 PM]
yeah

kaputt [6:56 PM]
worth a shot!

lod [6:58 PM]
sorry bud



I'd like to go back to this for a minute. I've emphasized the part I'm curious about.
Stuntman wrote:The party's over and we're just the people who are too drunk to drive home and everyone is fighting over who gets to sleep on the couch.
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Postby adamtrask » Sat Feb 06, 2016 2:26 pm

Now, we know LOD was a goon. So I'd like you all to reread this conversation he had with Kaputt.
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Postby fuckles » Sat Feb 06, 2016 2:28 pm

yeah wow
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby fuckles » Sat Feb 06, 2016 2:29 pm

whoops sorry
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby adamtrask » Sat Feb 06, 2016 2:34 pm

After this conversation, Kaputt goes along with the plan he and LOD proposed in that conversation, once again pushing a vote for inspectorhound, a consistently shady player and easy scapegoat:

Kaputt wrote:Throwing out another Inspectorhound vote because i didn't vote yesterday and that's boring.
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Postby adamtrask » Sat Feb 06, 2016 2:36 pm

Then he immediately and without any pushing switched his vote to bluemoon, an employee, when he saw that was the way the vote was going to go.

Kaputt wrote:well it's better than anything I have right now
Bluemoon



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Postby kit fox » Sat Feb 06, 2016 2:40 pm

I mean, that conversation seems to pretty much lock it up
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Postby adamtrask » Sat Feb 06, 2016 2:46 pm

Kaputt, buddy, want to concede?
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Postby adamtrask » Sat Feb 06, 2016 2:46 pm

It's ok, baby, coming clean will feel good. Really good for your soul.
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Sat Feb 06, 2016 3:39 pm

Today's menu:

Salvation (all new toppings, sure to appeal to a younger audience)
Genisys (well, maybe we're better off just cramming the old toppings in after all and going for pizza nostalgia.)

adamtrask is the inspector.
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Postby adamtrask » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:05 pm

Well there's a shocker.
Stuntman wrote:The party's over and we're just the people who are too drunk to drive home and everyone is fighting over who gets to sleep on the couch.
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Postby adamtrask » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:05 pm

man those are bad pizza names.
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Postby adamtrask » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:06 pm

Stuntman wrote:The party's over and we're just the people who are too drunk to drive home and everyone is fighting over who gets to sleep on the couch.
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Postby adamtrask » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:16 pm

Genisys (well, maybe we're better off just cramming the old toppings in after all and going for pizza nostalgia.)
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Postby adamtrask » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:17 pm

Kaputt
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Postby surly » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:17 pm

Kaputt
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Postby surly » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:19 pm

If it's not kaputt, we should just go on and kill fuckles and inspectorhound and anyone else in order. Just run down the list, guys.
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Postby kit fox » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:19 pm

Kaputt
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:30 pm

Papa keeps the meeting short and sweet so he can get back to his movie.

"Hasta la vista, baby. You've been terminated"

Trask has been fired for picking the poison pizza. He was an employee.

Day 8 begins and will run for a few hours.
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Postby inspectorhound » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:32 pm

kaputt
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Postby grammatron » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:59 pm

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Postby Kaputt » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:59 pm

Man you're so wrong. Why would lod publicise a conversation he'd had with a fellow goon?
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Postby Kaputt » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:01 pm

Also it's pretty obvious that they've picked you to try to convince you to lynch me. Why would I pick you as inspector After your accusation? I'd much rather argue in here
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Postby Kaputt » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:02 pm

You have to read that conversation as me being eotm and only revealing to one person. If I were a goon I'd have had it with a non goon
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Postby Kaputt » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:13 pm

hang on a second. You've ignored the part directly above it where lod asks if I think hound is a wolf? So what you think we faked the whole conversation? I don't understand your thought process at all
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Postby Kaputt » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:15 pm

Are surly and trask goons?
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Postby surly » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:21 pm

trask is dead and I am an employee.
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Postby surly » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:22 pm

I mean I guess you could say that I was a goon who just decided to off two of his colleagues, setting up a nigh-impossible scenario of having to kill eight employees on my own. But you would be a fucking nincompoop.
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