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Postby wendy » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:00 pm

sometimes obliviation is necessary

most often obliviation is necessary
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Postby VHB » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:00 pm

Suspension Bridge wrote:sometimes obliviation is necessary

most often obliviation is necessary


Obliviation isn't outlawed.

This just sees to the financial well being of those that have to be Obliviated.
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Postby VHB » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:01 pm

Trask is my Undersecretary.

I vote yes on it.

Let's bring it home.
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Kenny wrote:If you can remmeber any conversation with a cashier 30 seconds after you had it you're doing it wrong
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Postby wendy » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:01 pm

it protects both muggles and wizards

it's not like we're letting every stan shunpike obliviate willy nilly, the spells are done by trained and qualified professionals

just for the record
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Postby adamtrask » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:01 pm

I vote yes.
Stuntman wrote:The party's over and we're just the people who are too drunk to drive home and everyone is fighting over who gets to sleep on the couch.
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Postby wendy » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:02 pm

THEY DON'T NEED FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE

IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYTHING IS BEING OBLIVIATED AND THEY'RE HELPLESS
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Postby wendy » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:02 pm

i also vote yes
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Postby Luke » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:02 pm

Okay, everyone send me your votes.
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Postby VHB » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:03 pm

One more Muggle Law wins the game for goodl

Bread says she threw out a P, so the deck is at 4-2.

Which is good as it increases the odds of me getting at least one M to pass to trask.
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Kenny wrote:If you can remmeber any conversation with a cashier 30 seconds after you had it you're doing it wrong
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Postby john plainman » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:04 pm

I voted yes via PM
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Postby adamtrask » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:05 pm

1/4 chance VHB gets an M to send to me.
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Postby john plainman » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:05 pm

Are there 3 DEs plus SV?
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Postby adamtrask » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:08 pm

We may have killed one or two of them. We won't know until the end.
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Postby john plainman » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:09 pm

Oh wow. I don't know why I thought it was two (and that that was public knowledge) this whole time.
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Postby john plainman » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:10 pm

Thank you Phillipe for flubbing so hard I guess
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Postby Luke » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:11 pm

Okay, vhb and trask are in closed chambers
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Postby wendy » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:13 pm

philippe didn't flub anything what the fuck are you talking about
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Postby Luke » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:15 pm

Catullus wrote:I'm not the arbitrator of nudes I just pointed out what made me sad inside.
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Postby adamtrask » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:16 pm

:awful:
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Postby wendy » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:16 pm

:shock:
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Postby Luke » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:17 pm

Yeah, there were 4 runs of PPP. I shit you not.
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Postby wendy » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:18 pm

fucking amazing job philippe <3

FUCK YOU SNATCH good job <3

SURLY AND DUKE I'M SO SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SO EMBARRASSED i want to die
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Postby adamtrask » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:18 pm

well that was fun
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Postby surly » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:18 pm

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Postby wendy » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:18 pm

i want to die
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Postby adamtrask » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:19 pm

philippe

i got you, but why oh why didn't you kill me?
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Postby john plainman » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:20 pm

adamtrask wrote:philippe

i got you, but why oh why didn't you kill me?



Bread this is the flub that I mean.

I hope one day that you will finally understand my words!
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Postby wendy » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:20 pm

so philippe WAS thinking liek a republican and snatch WAS fear mongering
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Postby wendy » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:20 pm

john plainman wrote:
adamtrask wrote:philippe

i got you, but why oh why didn't you kill me?



Bread this is the flub that I mean.

I hope one day that you will finally understand my words!


:)
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Postby VHB » Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:21 pm

As most of the good wizards of the Ministry of Magic hoot and holler in celebration of their success, Grimdark Von Mugglehasser, the aging wizard with as many false body parts as real and the name of a Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain, simply smiles broadly and falls silent.

And still.

He is still in that position many minutes later, still smiling, not moving, when his compatriots finally notice his lack of jubilation.

Also, his lack of breathing.

The old man has passed away peacefully at his favorite place in the world, his Ministry Desk, having seen one last parliamentary victory with his one last eye.

Tears of sorrow mix with tears of joy among the other ministers as they search his personal effects. They are mostly the modest collection you would expect of an old man (a lot of prune juice, for instance), but one thing which does stand out is a weathered parchment in his handwriting, entitled "BUCKET LIST".

All the boxes are checked off. Most of the ink on the document is faded with age.

There has, however, been one very recent change.

The final box, recently checked, ink still slightly moist.

The entry is "Find Out How It Feels To Be Trusted."


FIN
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