Secret Voldemort (Ministry Wins!)

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Postby VHB » Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:27 pm

adamtrask wrote:The Plainman also clearly farted in the Parliamentary chambers.


Grimdark Von Mugglehasser would like to point out that he has, in his spare time, crafted a variant of the rules to a certain popular party game centered around a "Who Farted?" theme that might be amusing to engage with at some point in the future when, hopefully, the twin crises of Dildo Wands and Death Eaters have been vanquished and we can all afford to be a bit more frivolous with our time and our pursuits.
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Postby wendy » Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:27 pm

Minister Fusselbit, are you going to keep asking this until a fellow Death Eater is named or has a turn?
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Postby adamtrask » Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:33 pm

Oooh, I just love it when there is yelling in the chambers!
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Postby VHB » Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:34 pm

Also keep in mind that, if we were to reject three consecutive governments and see a Pureblood policy pass by default, the usual "seer scan" that would come with it would go to waste, as there would be no acting or previous Minister Of Magic in place to use it.

It cannot be replaced.

Those scans after policies 1 and 2 are one-time. They do not stick around and become part of a "stack" with subsequent government powers. Those 2 are the only 2 we will ever possibly get, and rejecting the first three governments throws one of them away.

We would truly have given the Death Eaters 1 point for free.

Um, Grimdark Von Mugglehasser points out.
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Postby john plainman » Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:36 pm

Vote Yea if you despise Missionary
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Postby VHB » Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:39 pm

Consider this as we not only debate yes or no on this proposed government, but start this inquest into which governments will be proposed next, and we perhaps make up our mind to support or block them before they are even proposed, without factoring in how previous proposed governments being accepted/rejected (and what policies they might produce in the former case) and how those might change the whole context in which we're voting.
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Postby john plainman » Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:40 pm

Consider deez nuts in your Grindylow
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Postby VHB » Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:41 pm

Grimdark Von Mugglehasser attends to an unsightly skin blemish that has emerged on the back of his left hand.
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Postby adamtrask » Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:44 pm

Adam Trask nods, believing that Grimdark has made a very fair point.
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Postby wendy » Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:44 pm

Indeed the death eater has made a good point
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Postby Luke » Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:45 pm

Still need votes sent in from:

trask
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Postby john plainman » Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:51 pm

Luke, I sent my vote already
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Postby Luke » Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:53 pm

john plainman wrote:Luke, I sent my vote already


So you did, I wrote down john plainman in one column, and pierrot in the other.
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Postby VHB » Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:56 pm

It would seem that 5 out of 10 wizards have officially submitted their vote.

Meanwhile 4 of us have publicly declared our voting intent. Which is of course not binding, but it's always interesting to notice discrepancy between what is promised and what is actually delivered!
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Postby wendy » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:01 pm

i knew it
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Postby adamtrask » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:02 pm

I have officially vote NO.

The Auror doth protest too much, methinks.
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Postby john plainman » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:03 pm

I voted Yes because I am Kind and Faire
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Postby john plainman » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:07 pm

It's nice being a Wizard and also first up to bat cos you immediately know who your enemies are
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Postby john plainman » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:07 pm

I.e Cool Hand Duke
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Postby wendy » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:09 pm

Bea, it seems that working with Maslow had the opposite effect on you that it did on me

Which is neither a compliment nor an insult to either of us
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Postby adamtrask » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:10 pm

Don't make me flag you in the Department of Magical Transportation's Database of Questionable Persons!
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Postby VHB » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:12 pm

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Postby wendy » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:14 pm

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Postby palmer eldritch » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:17 pm

laserblast wrote:As I told Minister Beatrix, I intend to vote No until such time as I am a candidate for Undersecretary -- or until such time as the third government comes before us. As the unfortunately named Von Mugglehasser has reminded us, the power of a Seer could be quite useful to us wizards moving forward. In this circumstance, which I hope does not come to pass, I would cast a Yes vote reluctantly but, ultimately, willingly.


no one put wet blanket here in your government please
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Postby surly » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:18 pm

duke wrote:Well great, now the first two potential administrations have accused me baselessly.

Minister Gortat, I need your answer more than ever now.

lasersnatch, methinks

I'm dropping a big dunkio in the negative on this motley crew of so-called government officials, by the way
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Postby john plainman » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:21 pm

The Plainman Cometh
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Postby adamtrask » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:21 pm

I have none but baseless accusations, but I must say there are three members of this Parliament that rub me very much the wrong way.
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Postby surly » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:24 pm

Gortat endeavors to rub trask the right way :ahuh:
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Postby adamtrask » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:26 pm

Why would you vote for us simple wizards, Lady Auror?
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Postby adamtrask » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:28 pm

I have to ask, Beatrix...

Does your mother know you're a Death Eater?

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