WILD WILD WEREWOLF (#22): DAY 5 -- OUTLAWS WIN

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Postby VHB » Thu Jun 09, 2016 1:09 am

Reckons he ought to cast a No Kill vote, as it wouldn't be right to go around lynching folks when there's a sheriff in town
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Postby kit fox » Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:10 am

agreed. No Kill until further notice

per usual hit me on slack if you want to chat, seeing as my horse'll alert me to it if you do
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Postby Kaputt » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:06 am

PTOOIE
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Postby lame sayings » Thu Jun 09, 2016 8:26 am

This pisstown was starting to remind Cole too much of his past. The dead hedgehog, not so much. But Dunny's heated duel brought back memories of his past fling, John. Certainly Dunny, like John, was acting on pure emotion and not win conditions.

He hadn't thought of John in ages, he hated that this duel was bringing all those memories flooding back like the biggest warmest river of piss you ever saw. He escaped into his photography, the only thing that could keep him from drowning in warm memory piss.

*click*

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Cole should have never taken those acting classes with John, Erotic Cowboy Fotography was where his true passion was and diverting from that path had only caused despair. The classic lovers quarrel that had happened to become front page news the world over, but they never got the full story and he didn't think they'd ever will.

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Postby fuckles » Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:16 am

Fuckleberry Hound sips slowly from the frothy mug...

Yep, that's piss. I ain't know what I was specktin'. This town's got a screw loose, but then agin I suppose we all do.

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Postby The Emperor's Son » Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:26 am

no kill

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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:39 am

No kill: 6
Null: 1

13 votes outstanding.

Day will end early if a large majority goes for No Kill.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:49 am

no kill

THE VERY NORMAL COFFIN DRAGGING MAN was glad to be included in the democratic lynch mob process of Pisswood even though he never said anything ever. Probably everyone was impressed with how not weird he was.
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Postby bigcat » Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:52 am

Now usually I don't do this but ah, go on head break it down w/ a little preview of that no kill
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Postby Geoff » Thu Jun 09, 2016 1:26 pm

Too early to decide yet

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Postby milano boy » Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:44 pm

howdy y'all

my name is stoney baloney the opium smoking cowboy

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Postby milano boy » Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:44 pm

pew pew
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Postby milano boy » Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:47 pm

come join me and my girl in the hot tub

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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:59 pm

11 No Kill
1 null

8 outstanding
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Postby milano boy » Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:14 pm

no kill
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Postby milano boy » Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:15 pm

i do wanna kill this thing tho!!!

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Postby Geoff » Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:51 pm

I have biggest hat in west ?

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Postby Geoff » Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:53 pm

Oops just passed a bigger hat :( I cry now

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Postby Alice » Thu Jun 09, 2016 4:06 pm

I was jus a workin' away in the saloon when I heard all this commotion goin' on out yon. I reckon if we ain't got no clear leads on them outlaws then we best go with no kill for now. Tho I gotta say if internethound were here I'd surely vote for 'im instead.
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Postby lame sayings » Thu Jun 09, 2016 4:06 pm

I'm so sorry Amos, here's an old pic of a Sad Erotic Cowboy to console you. It has gotten me through the darkest of hours.
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oh sadness rising like wild ducks
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Postby Catullus » Thu Jun 09, 2016 4:22 pm

no kill

Much as I want to get the evil no-good varmits that got Ankh we have no leads.
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Postby lame sayings » Thu Jun 09, 2016 4:27 pm

Lewis was probably right. Cole started to fear that he was loosing his grip on Erotic Cowboy Fotography. If he didn't have this, what was he worth? Honestly he hadn't felt like himself in over a decade. Without the honest touch of his Lover, his muse, his rock, he had been sinking. John had taken that all away from him. He had hoped Pisswood would reinvigorate him, but maybe he was just born doomed. His Ma did say he was born with that type of look.

*click*
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Perhaps that's why he always hid behind his camera.
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 09, 2016 4:32 pm

5 votes outstanding. Gimme 1 more and we'll call this day complete.

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Postby Jarl Skeletal » Thu Jun 09, 2016 4:35 pm

I may be new to town but I'm not new to these types ah situations. I vote No Kill
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 09, 2016 4:41 pm

The sun has set on Day 1 in Pisswood. Nobody was lynched.

DRAGONS, kaputt, lod, and narc didn't vote, but don't hold that against them. Or do?

NIGHT 2 begins now. Night roles send me your actions.
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Postby can't » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:41 pm

What's that y'all figurin on lynchin some of y'all selves? I tried to get in today to see what was the word, but some fella callin himself Harry Potter was in my road askin some kinda riddle I couldn't figure on. Best that they ain't been nobody lynched in our opinion.
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Postby VHB » Thu Jun 09, 2016 7:18 pm

He had heard about The Man In Black. Heard his real name was Naismith. Fast Gas Naismith, folks called him. Fastest Sphincter in Indian Country. Folks said he could fart a man's hat clean off his head from 20 paces. He wondered why The Man In Black had come to Pisswood lately, like so many others.

Himself included.
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:20 pm

While he's eating some late-night ox chili from the comfort of the rocker on his front porch, Rex the Softy is approached by a GA. That's a "game assistant" for those not hip to industry lingo.

The GA tells him to report to the empty lot back behind Navajo Joe's Saloon.

"Why?" asks Rex, perplexed.

"They're changing your image."

"OK," says Rex, smiling blankly. He slurps down the rest of his bowl.

"Oh boy," he thinks to himself as he rounds the corner of the darkest dark alley of Pisswood, heading into the vacant lot. "Maybe they're finally gon' let me play Harry Potter instead."

"Would that it were so simple," says the Outlaw before plugging him in the gut.


narc blossom is dead. He was Yojimbo.

A drunk has woken up tonight. The drunk's alignment is GOOD.

Day 2 begins now and runs until the end of day Friday.
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Postby milano boy » Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:22 pm

rest in piece jerp wagon
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Postby VHB » Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:23 pm

stakeout wrote:another day, a few more dollars


A fistful of 'em, even, he thinks to himself. He wonders who is gonna wrangle the jerps now that Narc has been shot.
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