WILD WILD WEREWOLF (#22): DAY 5 -- OUTLAWS WIN

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Postby fuckles » Tue Jun 14, 2016 6:25 pm

goin' fer lynch Alice on account a her bein' skittish about holdin' a honest vote. nothin' personal, miss.
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby VHB » Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:06 pm

Has a lot of confidence in Lame Sayings at this point and would like to see a vote from them
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:07 pm

20 minutes till a reckonin'
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:26 pm

"Any last words?" ask the remaining voices of Pisswood in unison. It kinda gives you the creeps how they can do that.

"Words?" replies Stoney Baloney, "No words. Just moves."

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The Townsfolk of Pisswood are unimpressed, and hang him from the neck until he is dead.


metersk has been lynched. He was Townsfolk.

NIGHT 5 begins now and lasts until all night actions are submitted.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:27 pm

well that's disappointing
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Postby milano boy » Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:28 pm

Oo0o0OO0oO0o0 GOOD JOB FUCKERS o0o0o0oOOOOo0o0O
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Postby fuckles » Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:31 pm

damn RIP
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby The Emperor's Son » Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:41 pm

some weird, bad logic happening w/r/t voting for metersk

especially from uni and palmer

if i die tonight out the heat on them
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Postby The Emperor's Son » Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:41 pm

universe wrote:
metersk wrote:I CHALLENGE UNIVERSE TO A DUEL

AND

I CHALLENGE PALMER ELDRITCH TO A DUEL


GOOD THING I'M INVINCIBLE TO BULLETS

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So you're the gunslinger, and TES is an outlaw? Is that why you're trying to cancel out our votes today?


???
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Postby VHB » Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:43 pm

Metersk originally challenged you instead of Universe.

He ghost edited.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:44 pm

it's pretty simple logic, don't claim a role you don't have
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Postby fuckles » Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:44 pm

kaputt's gallop-by vote was weird too
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Postby VHB » Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:46 pm

fuckles wrote:kaputt's gallop-by vote was weird too


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The High Plains Pisser agrees
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Postby The Emperor's Son » Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:00 pm

sure, but like, metersk's play was very unlikely behavior from a outlaw co-ordinated with other outlaws, even as a hail mary

i will say there was a slim chance of believing a gunslinger play trying to find the cowboy was going down if the outlaws thought metersk was a foregone conclusion, but the fact that the evidence and lynch train was so weak at the time of the duelling, it's hard to take that seriously.
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Postby The Emperor's Son » Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:14 pm

also it's possible we have one mislynch left before evil can win (if their count is five)

or they could win tonight if they don't kill their minion maybe
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Jun 15, 2016 7:50 am

The Emperor Kid slides himself into a warm bubble bath, visions of life on the range dancing in his head.



Unfortunately, the Outlaws had slid a rattlesnake into the tub. The Emperor Kid mistook the rattlin' for bubbles poppin'.

As the venom coursed through his veins towards his heart, The Emperor Kid reached pitifully for his six shooter, balanced precariously on the tub's rim.

"Aw, sis..."


The Emperor's Son is dead. He was the Cowboy.

Weirdly, the steam from the bathtub twirls up to form another message: "LAMES"

DAY 5 begins now and lasts until 8 pm EDT Wednesday.
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Postby Kaputt » Wed Jun 15, 2016 7:58 am

lynch Palmer
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Postby VHB » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:00 am

Expects we'll see some duelin' today
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Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding

bill wrote:every hooker deserves an Oscar for faking orgasms i swear to god

Kenny wrote:If you can remmeber any conversation with a cashier 30 seconds after you had it you're doing it wrong
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Postby VHB » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:06 am

And some hangin', for that matter.

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Moseys on over to Emmett Clay's General Store and writes his order down on a piece of paper, on account of the whole not talking thing.

Tugs down his collar to show off that rope-burn scar to explain why.
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Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding

bill wrote:every hooker deserves an Oscar for faking orgasms i swear to god

Kenny wrote:If you can remmeber any conversation with a cashier 30 seconds after you had it you're doing it wrong
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Postby palmer eldritch » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:14 am

we're kind of all cowboys when you think about it
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Postby Kaputt » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:20 am

What the fuck has the sheriff been doing all game
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Postby lame sayings » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:22 am

alice is evil
oh sadness rising like wild ducks
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Postby VHB » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:22 am

lynch Alice

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Postby lame sayings » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:23 am

if i die let those words echo on
oh sadness rising like wild ducks
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Postby palmer eldritch » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:26 am

I CHALLENGE LAME SAYINGS TO A DUEL

I CHALLENGE KIT FOX TO A DUEL
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Postby lame sayings » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:28 am

lynch palmer
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Postby lame sayings » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:29 am

Cole waited for the sweet relief of death.

abe im coming for you baby
oh sadness rising like wild ducks
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:32 am

palmer eldritch wrote:I CHALLENGE LAME SAYINGS TO A DUEL


lame sayings loses and dies. He was the Sheriff.

palmer eldritch wrote:I CHALLENGE KIT FOX TO A DUEL


kit fox loses and is silenced and his vote nullified for the remainder of the day phase.
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Postby Kaputt » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:34 am

Is it over yet?
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:34 am

Nearly.
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