hpnww #24: the siblings (bread wins and is great)

There are worse ways to spend the time, but not many.

Postby ecto » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:09 pm

im a quiet man
I'm 15 and want to be a part of this friend now. What can I do? (self.LazerBlade)
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:15 pm

my name is universe

my parents were hippies but I'm widely regarded as a stiff and I just work in the evidence room

if you want to kill me please vote for universe so I can see that you're trying to kill me, thank you
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:16 pm

I like the evidence room, no one ever comes here
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:19 pm

I know it was meant as a punishment for driving my FBI car into several golf courses in the line of duty and then parking and investigating the golf course for suspicious activity deep undercover as a golfing man

but you can't beat the dusty serenity of an evidence room
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Postby surly » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:26 pm

don't talk to me. don't FUCKING talk to me. don't try to find me. you can't even know my name or what i do

put an x on your window, and maybe i'll think about helping you out. but i'll be really mad about it
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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:27 pm

Lets start you pansies
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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:27 pm

Who are you kidding
Stuntman wrote:Does anyone remember Late Night Cheeseburger? That was my jam. Tasted like BO.
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Postby wendy » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:29 pm

ik'm wendy a depressed alcoholic

i used to be angry

i still am angry but i'm less angry

i mean i can't make any promises but i'm trying

don't ignore me because that sets me off

that sounds like a threat but it's not

i mean, yoou should take it seriously but nothing bad will happen if you don't
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Postby wendy » Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:06 pm

gets a lex luthory looking dude to swing at surly in an elevator
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:13 pm

I've skimmed through a lot of the case files on the slow days in the evidence room

so far I've read most of the files marked A through W, nothing that weird or spooky as far as I can tell
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Postby wendy » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:15 pm

hold onto your hat
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:17 pm

they don't let me wear a hat in the evidence room
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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:32 pm

I'm a goddamn villager again
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:35 pm

did someone accidentally lock the bathroom on the way out

it seems like the bathroom has been locked for too long
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:37 pm

I need to use the bathroom
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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:40 pm

How many damn games in a row now
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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:40 pm

Palmer check your stats
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Postby VHB » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:41 pm

Namaste!

My name is Deepak Slokra
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:41 pm

my name is universe
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Postby VHB » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:43 pm

I am going to make some posts!

This is a free werewolf game so this should not be a problem for anyone!
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:48 pm

there's a lot of mysterious activity going on around here lately

the bathroom has been locked for at least half an hour
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:49 pm

and the ketchup bottle is missing from the break room
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Postby Luke » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:49 pm

palmer eldritch wrote:my name is universe

my parents were hippies but I'm widely regarded as a stiff and I just work in the evidence room


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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:49 pm

Palmer answer my question please
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:51 pm

lordofdiapers wrote:Palmer answer my question please


my name is universe
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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:52 pm

Universe can you please answer my question
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:52 pm

iirc you were a villager the last two times but this time you're a wolf
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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:53 pm

It's gotta be way, way more than 2
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:54 pm

well do you mean TG or plain villager
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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:55 pm

What's the dang difference
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