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Postby VHB » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:56 pm

Dr. Orange should scan me immediately!

But this is unlikely to occur as I have only ever been scanned by Badhat
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 5:02 pm

lordofdiapers wrote:What's the dang difference


oh I just read I'm good and I'm a villager in different contexts
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 5:03 pm

it's getting windy
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Postby Geoff » Thu Jul 28, 2016 5:17 pm

hello i'm from utah, i'll be updating my blog at http://theprimordial.soup.io/
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Postby Geoff » Thu Jul 28, 2016 5:19 pm

my name is tannin lou lewis.
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Postby wendy » Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:17 pm

hi tannin i'm excited to read your blog
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:25 pm

how do I get to your blog from a DOS prompt
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Postby wendy » Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:54 pm

been a while since my last werewolf nightmare, thanks ankh
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Postby VHB » Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:03 pm

wendy bird wrote:been a while since my last werewolf nightmare, thanks ankh


Do you suffer from nightmares?

Have you tried taking a nap?

I, of course, [take a nap] for two hours every morning. It's part of my schedule; I wake up at 4 a.m. every day and I love it.
galactagogue wrote:i usually just assume no one is into me, it makes it easier to be myself.

Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding

bill wrote:every hooker deserves an Oscar for faking orgasms i swear to god

Kenny wrote:If you can remmeber any conversation with a cashier 30 seconds after you had it you're doing it wrong
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Postby wendy » Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:16 pm

i will take a nap into consideration, thank you
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Postby kit fox » Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:18 pm

hey everyone it's me sheriff bullock or something

where tf am i
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Postby fuckles » Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:24 pm

its me calvin piss boy

bring me somethin to piss upon and i'll do it i swear

that is not a threat it's a promise!
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Postby surly » Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:24 pm

the lord of diapers doth protest too much
lordofdiapers wrote:damn it Greedo will forever fuck that word for me
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:25 pm

gee you think
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Postby fuckles » Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:27 pm

do you think mr. x is real confused after a hurricane
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Postby fuckles » Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:29 pm

its a joke cause of like people putting tape on their windows
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Postby wendy » Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:31 pm

oh good i love when lod gets bored and reckless
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Postby fuckles » Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:31 pm

the tape is intended to hold the glass together in the event of breakage
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Postby wendy » Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:32 pm

i mean that respectfully and lovingly and almost sincerely
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Postby VHB » Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:33 pm

I think LOD should make some posts!
galactagogue wrote:i usually just assume no one is into me, it makes it easier to be myself.

Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding

bill wrote:every hooker deserves an Oscar for faking orgasms i swear to god

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Postby galactagogue » Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:49 pm

hope y'al are ready to bend to my will.

xoxo

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Postby VHB » Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:52 pm

galactagogue wrote:hope y'al are ready to bend to my will.

xoxo

-Ronin


The less you open your heart to others, the more your heart suffers.

So I'm ready to be will-bent.

As long as I can post about it.
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Kenny wrote:If you can remmeber any conversation with a cashier 30 seconds after you had it you're doing it wrong
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Postby galactagogue » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:23 pm

Image


x-treeeeeeeemely sexy
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Postby lame sayings » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:38 pm

kinda want to fall asleep on that crotch
oh sadness rising like wild ducks
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:44 pm

Salutations, fellow truth seekers. My name's Max. I'm a member of the National Investigations Committee On Aerial Phenomena (NICAP). That's right, I'm one of those tinfoil hatted nuts your parents and politicians warned you about.

*laughs so hard his ears make a loud popping sound*

Call us kooks if you want, but me and my colleagues are steadfast in our belief that the US government is lying to us about the existence of extraterrestrial life, and we will take every measure to uncover their lies and reveal the truth to the people of the world. True, I've yet to meet any little green men, but I look forward to the day I can clasp one of their hands in my own, in an offer of peace and intergalactic friendship.

*dabs away the blood leaking from his ears with a handkerchief*


Apropos of nothing, I'm a huge fan of pancakes. Any saucer shaped food, really. Waffles, crepes, donuts, muffin tops... I guess I eat a lot of breakfast goods. Yum!

Notice the way the stars are shining a touch too brightly tonight? Watch the skies.
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Postby lame sayings » Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:33 pm

Hi I'm Dr. Soddy, one of the foremost scientific leaders in crotches. I've been isolated from society for the past 7 years studying some real deep secret dangerous crotch shit for the government, so you'll have to excuse my lack of manners. I haven't seen my wives, my kids, or my bitchin' dog Gaylord at all in that time. But it's been a sacrifice that was necessary for the safety of society, knowledge is power and what I've been studying is far too dangerous in the hands of the common man, man. Someone must of really fucked shit up for the government to think it was anywhere near reasonable to release me. I'm a walking atom bomb and my knowledge of crotches will destroy all who try to cross my path. We MUST get these Siblings.
oh sadness rising like wild ducks
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Postby mudd » Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:55 am

the rain i recognize. not ever rain is the same, of course, but this rain, this rain i know.

this is the rain of control. rain risen from fluorinated reservoirs, thick clouds hiding those dark helicopters and stranger vessels that force our hands and twist our thoughts. those rains fell when i was young. those rains fell when i thought time was my time.

i think the rains will always fall here.

i no longer fear the alien. i know longer worry that our government is hiding creatures and technology from beyond our world. i take all that for granted now.

but i still don't want to die.

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Postby wendy » Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:23 am

i don't work here. not really. my supervisor, kingsl...kingston shhhh... kingston, uh, schiffer, from the ministry...of london...he sent me here by request of the...woolworth congress? in new york. look, don't worry about it. i have a job to do. i'll stay out of your way if you stay out of mine. and, really, from the looks of things, this isn't my area of expertise. still, i was told to stick around, so i will.
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Postby VHB » Fri Jul 29, 2016 11:07 am

wendy bird wrote:i don't work here. not really. my supervisor, kingsl...kingston shhhh... kingston, uh, schiffer, from the ministry...of london...he sent me here by request of the...woolworth congress? in new york. look, don't worry about it. i have a job to do. i'll stay out of your way if you stay out of mine. and, really, from the looks of things, this isn't my area of expertise. still, i was told to stick around, so i will.


So many things happen for every event, and if you try to manipulate it, it means you are struggling against the whole universe, and that's just silly.

Did taking a nap work?
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Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding

bill wrote:every hooker deserves an Oscar for faking orgasms i swear to god

Kenny wrote:If you can remmeber any conversation with a cashier 30 seconds after you had it you're doing it wrong
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Postby wendy » Fri Jul 29, 2016 11:23 am

i ended up foregoing a nap and called it an early night

and i did have a werewolf related nightmare IF YOU MUST KNOW
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