Werewolf XXVI (WOLVES WIN, LOVERS WIN)

There are worse ways to spend the time, but not many.

Postby Casimir » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:17 pm

Andre Blizzard aka bliz aka blitz stumbled across the silhouette of the moon, contorted his body, and cried out to the night sky and anyone who might happen to be listening: FUCK OFF WOLVES.

Palmer was dead, someone had to pay. Someone had to read the roles, and then maybe read the long VHB post. Someone had to piss.

Andre unzipped his fly and let out an undying stream of piss onto an old VHS of monster squad.
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:26 pm

*digs up wendy's coffin*

I find nothing of value in the pockets of this loathsome chameleon. Merely individual strands of hair, presumably collected from every living villager in their sleep.
I fear one or two may even be pubic in nature.

*shudder*

We are better off without this moonlight creeper.

*piss*
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Postby mudd » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:34 pm

I am heartily opposed to wolves getting Wendy!

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Postby wendy » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:36 pm

dead wendy really rolls off the tongue

try it
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Postby kit fox » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:48 pm

dead wendy
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Postby kit fox » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:49 pm

nice
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Postby fuckles » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:53 pm

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Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby john plainman » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:54 pm

wendy

she hasn't even read the roles. she's probably a wolf. vote for the wendy.
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Postby wendy » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:54 pm

i did actually read the roles
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Postby wendy » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:55 pm

on page two snatch suggested i read the roles

so i did
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Postby wendy » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:57 pm

however, and i'm aware that this only incriminates me, wouldn't reading the roles be more indicative of a wolf than not reading them?
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Postby john plainman » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:57 pm

wendybird wrote:however, and i'm aware that this only incriminates me, wouldn't reading the roles be more indicative of a wolf than not reading them?


possibly. it doesnt matter.
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Postby john plainman » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:58 pm

sure, vote for the villager. at least it'll narrow down the field.
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Postby john plainman » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:59 pm

wendy

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Postby Ampersand » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:59 pm

stakeout
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Postby wendy » Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:01 pm

i mean if you're going to urge people to vote for someone on d1 at least have a decent excuse ready
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Postby wendy » Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:01 pm

no kill
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Postby john plainman » Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:09 pm

my evidence:

your defense is weak
and you havent frantically DM'd me yet
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Postby john plainman » Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:17 pm

i messaged you a lot last game and you never replied
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Postby wendy » Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:18 pm

john plainman wrote:my evidence:

your defense is weak
and you havent frantically DM'd me yet


defense against what tho

and i can't remember ever DMing you frantically on n1
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Postby john plainman » Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:53 pm

you're making this so easy bread LOL
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Postby john plainman » Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:54 pm

dont even need to lynch you, cos when you survive another night, it will be flipping obvious
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Postby VHB » Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:57 pm

Friends, Villagers, Pissetonians, lend me your (hopefully not pointy) ears yet again as I ruminate on our current dire state of affairs!

Before the game started I did suggest to Wendy Bird/Bread Astaire/Suspension Bridge that she try going not quite so hard (that is, to say, I mean, that she not employ her traditional and infamous strategy of unleashing what was but recently described as frantic PMing) this time around, if for no other reason than to break her traditional pattern and confound us and perhaps even "play the long game" by giving us something to think about in future iterations of this beloved little diversion of ours when she might have more reason to lay low and play more passively and/or reactive than she actually does this time. Whether she has taken this to heart or not, I cannot yet say. I did talk to her but, for once, it was in fact I who reached out to her first for a change, and then we discussed beer and Harry Potter (specifically, the character Ron Weasley's Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son status, since I referenced this phenomenon and it's history of (suspected) supernatural implications in my previous role-playing efforts.

In light of this, and in light of the also-aforementioned rules provision (specifically, the neutral role of The Empath) which I concurrently referenced and speculated on the strategy for, I am hesitant this time to jump to premature conclusions about Wendy Bird's behavior and particularly her mere survival, even though I have been a proponent and employer of this very same meta-strategy as it pertains to her in previous Werewolf matches.

Lord Of Diapers, Stakeout, Surly, and perhaps even Big Cat (who has quietly racked up an impressive number of evil-aligned victories without the usually corresponding notoriety and/or intimidation factor) are no less suspicious if we are going to cast a view askance at people simply for surviving the first night. After all, the lycanthropes can only murder ONE person per night phase, much as they might like to feast further.

We cannot allow survival to frame everyone whose aptitude otherwise distinguishes them as worthy

Though it must be said that I am not completely, in fact, possessed of an aversion to the employment of meta-thinking, infamous double-edged sword though it often proves to be. To wit: At present time I am going to cast a vote for Ankh, as Ankh has a certain higher-than-the-statistical-average knack for being assigned cool and interesting roles that I am envious of, particularly when I myself am assigned (some might say saddled) with a more mundane role, a position I find myself in once again this time. To be an ordinary and unremarkable villager while Ankh gets to, as the colloquialism goes, "tear shit up" as The Empath, or even a less obvious novelty like the Thirsty Villager (or the seer-scan-proof Wolf Role of The Possessed), would be Just My Luck.


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Postby john plainman » Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:01 pm

bread -> vhb -> metersk -> mudd

see you worms next game
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Postby milano boy » Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:02 pm

Hello, my name is Neville Longnofrom.

Word on the street is that two snot nosed brats have it out to get me and not some werewoofs, but how can anyone ever really know ones fate? Maybe if ones fate is known ahead of time and told to others, maybe, just maybe one may know ones fate. I truly wonder the fate Neville Lingnifram, but maybe I already know.
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Postby john plainman » Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:03 pm

speak of the lycan
thats an ampersand-esque wolf tell
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Postby milano boy » Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:05 pm

Harry, why do you think I'm a wolf? We haven't even spoken yet
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Postby john plainman » Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:07 pm

the soul of man is nothing more than a fountain for me. i drink from it greedily, and know all
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Postby Casimir » Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:08 pm

VHB

Fuck it. Steering the conversation away and protecting another wolf or two in his list of never kills.
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Postby VHB » Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:08 pm

metersk wrote:Harry, why do you think I'm a wolf? We haven't even spoken yet


Exactly.

If I might be afforded the opportunity to hazard a hypothesis as to what Sir Harrold's answer would be in this given scenario, or will be once he optically detects your inquiry and composes a response to it in kind, that is.
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