Werewolf 27: BREXIT (Boris Johnson wins)

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Postby john plainman » Mon Sep 05, 2016 3:49 pm

metersk could be lone wolf?

geoff - old wolf
fuckles - bodyguard
metersk - lone wolf
stakeout - tanner
lame sayings - plain wolf
ankh - villager

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Postby john plainman » Mon Sep 05, 2016 3:50 pm

this game is over
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Postby john plainman » Mon Sep 05, 2016 4:52 pm

if metersk is good, then that would make you a wolf ankh
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Postby lame sayings » Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:04 pm

if i was wolf, why would i have been pushing for us to vote for fuckles?
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Postby lame sayings » Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:12 pm

i was talking to plainman about this way earlier in the day. i should have pushed earlier in the thread, but was trying not to involve myself too much in this game
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Postby bigcat » Mon Sep 05, 2016 6:16 pm

John Plainman had done everything right.

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A First from Oxford, Tony Blair's chief New Labour wonk, and yet he always had this niggling feeling he'd forgotten something that'd been staring him in the face this whole time.

Plainman strolled along the pavement, a tune on his lips and the sidewalk shining in the sun, as if it were a brilliant future laid out before him. But quite suddenly, the pavement stopped, and a union stiff pushed him down a manhole.

JOHN PLAINMAN is dead. He was DAVID MILIBAND.

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Postby lame sayings » Mon Sep 05, 2016 9:05 pm

just gonna get this ball rolling with a fuckles vote
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Postby fuckles » Mon Sep 05, 2016 9:41 pm

just gonna stop the ball with a lame sayings vote
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby separator » Mon Sep 05, 2016 9:43 pm

Plainman told me to kill fuckles, then lame saying, then geoff

So if you want team good to win, let's do that
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Postby efreet » Mon Sep 05, 2016 10:15 pm

fuckles
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Postby bigcat » Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:40 am

FUCKLES is dead.

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Postby lame sayings » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:12 am

all the dang reasons ankh is the wolf

woah crickey i overslept after a real banger last night and missed the whole day? too many ciders

innocuous sliding into thread post. this is the post i would have made if i was a wolf and wanted to keep my head low.

Casimir - i trust whoever the seer is, they're a perfect knacker eh?

the people who didn't respond to the invitation to my truly massif dj set last night:
stake
narc*
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geoff
fuckles
capital
pierrot

*posted in the thread though

not only does ankh quickly trust vhb is in contact with the seer, but that the seer isnt lying to him. a typical get in the village's good graces by going along with a correct lynch. also a pretty 'seeming to help but not really post' with that list of people who responded to him since vhb already posted his list of no respondents.

i don't get vhb's plan of lynching cap though.

how are geoff and fuckles not certified? also, leaving them alive to pursue a hunch seems bad when we could be foiled by the wolf bodyguard and/or the old wolf getting a double-kill when lynched. so i dunno about this capital thing, seems like a bad way to possibly lose time/villagers.


knowing that geoff is the old wolf or that he is being guarded, he tries leading the vote away from capital and onto geoff. ditto for the next day. i was already looking at fuckles after the capital vote. but i didnt want to vote fuckles the next day with out getting a guarantee that others would. this i admit was a half ass campaigned, no one seemed to be really playing, plus i was juggling work.

lame sayings' post of "ah shit guys i meant to drop out of this game i won't be around much" right after plainman told everyone to get in communication during the referendum has always struck me as a weird move to possibly throw cold water on that strategy


this one sealed the deal for me. a weird read of my Nixon (ghost of) post. i was posting so i wouldnt be killed for inactivity. at this point in the game i hadn't even read the rules yet and had no idea what the summit was about. also if you want to take the time and i know you dont, if you go way back to during the initial signups for this game in the WW channel in general slack
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you will see that i am A)drunk(ie will have a hard time remembering to drop out, plus misremembering when the game would start[thought it started this week]) and B)already thinking of dropping out of the game.

separator wrote:Plainman told me to kill fuckles, then lame saying, then geoff

So if you want team good to win, let's do that


from what i can gather, plainman thinks im the lone wolf for pushing a vote for fuckles (i tried to convince him in slack a couple of times yesterday to vote for fuckles) and that ankh has a way more convincing case for me being TE than what i was giving up, i was busy at work and didnt have time to type all this.

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Postby lame sayings » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:13 am

ok lord, ankh isnt even trying. i hate getting sucked into these games. just spending my morning typing up cases.
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Postby separator » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:14 am

separator wrote:Plainman told me to kill fuckles, then lame saying, then geoff


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Postby lame sayings » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:19 am

ok dudes, have fun with the value of your currency dropping
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Postby bigcat » Tue Sep 06, 2016 9:23 am

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It is now DAY. The vote is open until 9PM EST.
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Postby lame sayings » Tue Sep 06, 2016 9:25 am

well it looks like all us folks jumped the gun, just in case.

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Postby koala » Tue Sep 06, 2016 9:32 am

Aaaaand that's just David Bowie for you.

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Postby lame sayings » Tue Sep 06, 2016 10:19 am

well at least im going down with koala by my side
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Postby milano boy » Tue Sep 06, 2016 2:41 pm

ANKH
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Postby bigcat » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:16 pm

STAKEOUT has been mod-killed for posting a Slack transcript. He was a Labour Backbencher.
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Postby lame sayings » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:27 pm

hahaha, then who the hell is the tanner?
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Postby lame sayings » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:29 pm

im guessing theres no way in hell ankh would have put up this much of a fight if he was tanner, so im guessing its lil meters
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Postby lame sayings » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:34 pm

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Postby lame sayings » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:35 pm

annnd i guess that makes ankh the wolf, but hell i luv em
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Postby bigcat » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:36 pm

The day is over. The vote was a tie. Nobody was lynched... but somebody still died.

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GEOFF is dead from inactivity. He was DAVID CAMERON.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:38 pm

so true
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Postby lame sayings » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:40 pm

another day of this, i definitely want to go through
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Postby lame sayings » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:45 pm

sweeeeet, release me
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Postby bigcat » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:53 pm

He never wanted it, but sometimes destiny has a way of calling.

Elected to represent Dunny-on-the-Wold, he'd planned to make the most of his MP allowance, leasing a flat in Camden and going to shows every night. But the people he'd met out on the streets--they'd needed help. And grudgingly, he accepted that he was the man for the job.

Striding into Westminster for the first time in months with purpose in every step, he began setting wrongs right. But nobody likes an upstart. And Boris Johnson just hates 'em. So while LAME SAYINGS took a stroll on the Millenium Bridge, Boris snuck up behind him and pushed the LABOUR BACKBENCHER right over the edge.

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