Werewolf 27: BREXIT (Boris Johnson wins)

There are worse ways to spend the time, but not many.

Postby john plainman » Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:07 pm

My vote was a jest, a schoolboy's prank. Lesson learned, I suppose.
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Postby bigcat » Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:31 pm

Angus P. Bartleby puffed on a fag in the alley, turning frequently to look behind his shoulder.

Angus was born paranoid. A consummate Geordie, he had watched the coal town days fade. Now he worked at a mug factory, and while he'd always paid his union dues, lately it wasn't feeling the same. In the evening he watched Newcastle and read the Sun at the pub with guys from school. He'd about had it with those foreign players coming into the Premier League. Besides, you couldn't get a good pint of brown ale around here anymore.

Lately it just didn't feel like a country. Sure, the monarchy still stood and the Buckingham palace guards still didn't laugh. But in the eighties, Angus had felt like he could have been something, but now it seemed like he was nothing. All he ever did these days was watch TV and complain.

Angus turned to scuff out his cigarette, but he turned too late.

FOX is dead. He was Tony Blair.

GORDON BROWN stirs.

The DAY has begun. Vote closes at 11 AM EST tomorrow.
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Postby bigcat » Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:48 pm

The following players will be deported if they do not post today:
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Postby can't » Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:59 pm

i wouldn't mind pulling metersk right off the wanker
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Postby fox » Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:42 pm

new herzog was really good
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Postby Geoff » Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:33 pm

What do you mean you are not playing stakeout?
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Postby Geoff » Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:35 pm

narc blossom wrote:i wouldn't mind pulling metersk right off the banker


Why do you think metersk is a banker?
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Postby bigcat » Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:01 pm

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The international community gathers today to honor not only a man but a great man, taken from us too soon.

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Tony Blair was everything a true statesman should be: considered, philanthropist, loved human rights.

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For those of us in the human rights community, he was a true legend who inspires us every day. He would want us to honor that legacy, and David Miliband has shouldered the task by bringing us all together.

Welcome to the TONY BLAIR MEMORIAL HUMAN RIGHTS SUMMIT.
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Postby john plainman » Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:19 pm

Please respond to all inquiries from reporters tonight. That is all.
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Postby surly » Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:25 pm

i'm not asking you numbskulls anything
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Postby fox » Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:44 pm

this is a really well-run game
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Postby lame sayings » Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:10 pm

Dear everyone,

Im on vacation until Monday and then pretty work busy after that, so not really gonna be participating much in this game which is a bummer cause the theme is right up my alley. Had meant to drop out but didnt in time. Im not really gonna be around for plannings and such but want to keep posting enough to be alive for TG. I guess this could be read as a barely there wolf play, but c'mon there'd be way easier and less obvious ways to play that.

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Postby fuckles » Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:18 pm

oh no i got my whole head stuck up a roast turkey hole
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Postby milano boy » Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:07 am

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Postby VHB » Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:12 am

It would seem the Human Rights Summit was able to be enacted posthumously.

And if I understand it correctly, Metersk responding to the call out/vote for him means his communication is not blocked.

So voting for him is not a good idea.

So, let's cause a tie before its too late, shall we?

Someone who hasn't posted since the summit was convened, perhaps.


The One True LB Right Honorable Lord M*s*on John Plainman.

My colleague in the House Of Lords

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has little good to say of him.
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Postby VHB » Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:14 am

Owing to the abysmal voter turnout in the House of Commowns today, this will cause a 1-1 tie, which should block any expulsion effort. And give Gordon Brown a little more time to work.
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Postby VHB » Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:17 am

Oh wait he did post nevermind

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Postby bigcat » Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:47 am

The vote is closed. It was a tie. Nobody died.

It is now NIGHT. Day will begin at 4 PM EST.
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Postby VHB » Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:49 am

You're welcome, you gluttonous cretins.

Benjamin DISSraeli hops into his time machine and takes a brief holiday in prehistoric France. The beaches were less crowded then.
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Postby mudd » Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:54 am

what what, I was just in the middle of my porridge when I missed a vote! What nonsense!

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Postby VHB » Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:56 am

LIST OF SURVIVING PLAYERS WHO VOTED FOR AMPERSAND, A KNOWN LABOUR BACKBENCHER, ON DAY 1:

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Fuckles
Metersk
Mudd
Pierrot
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Please keep an eye out for private missives from such persons tonight. Hopefully I do not have to explain to any of you tosspots why.

I think it behooves Gordon Brown to Take A Closer Look at any of the aforementioned players tonight.
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Postby VHB » Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:08 am

While normally I find many of you have the appearance of a chimpanzee who has been put in a suit strategically shaved, on this particular night I am very interested in hearing what each of you has to say. :twisted:
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Postby VHB » Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:13 am

Heard from two of you tosspots so far!
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Postby VHB » Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:18 am

Also be advised that not all Tories are silenced tonight, just Cameron and Murdoch. Also, Miliband on the goodguy side is silenced as well.

Checking in privately before this night phase ends is your duty as an elected MP!

[You have 4 hours]
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Postby Jarl Skeletal » Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:48 am

Och aye, spick up. anyain fa doesnae is gettin' proper gubbed in th' morn's morn
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Postby Ampersand » Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:12 pm

VHB wrote:You're welcome, you gluttonous cretins.

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ooOoOOooOoO yew knob oOoOooOoOoo
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Postby can't » Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:48 pm

tony blair was such a girl sweetie
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Postby Casimir » Sat Sep 03, 2016 1:13 pm

Ahoy there!

While he's certainly a deranged Royal serving the interests of his family and friends, Messr. VHB may be on to something with that list. BUT i also think the Tories could easily be off the list. My read of this was that our brave mod ended the vote much earlier than many of the voters intended. I for one was surprised it ended so soon.

Either way we should take care to post in here to root out what valuable
Information that we can. A labor party United is the best way to kill off these UKIP fantasies!
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Postby bigcat » Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:35 pm

Everyone knows politics is a big act. You have to act nice to people even when it's hard. Even bigoted women.

One MP in particular had the game down pat. He hoodwinked us all, strutting and fretting his hour upon the Westminster stage. But now--it's curtains.

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MUDD is dead. He was JEREMY CORBYN.

The Tony Blair Memorial Human Rights Summit has now concluded. DAY 3 will last until 12 midnight EST.
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Postby VHB » Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:44 pm

Casimir

Someone who claims to be Gordon Brown informed me Casimir scanned conservative. While the two neutrals also come up conservative, there are no false flags in the other direction: only Labour party members get a Labour result.

So Casimir is, assuming my lead is correct, worth voting up today.
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